Author's note: Still don't have a clue how to implement Doc, Donut, and Lopez in here yet. Thanks for all the comments in the last onewas helpful with Church's Ultimate, however I should've been more clear.

[After Watch Point Gibraltar]

Church along with many of the other of the Reds and Blues have finally received their days off. After about a few weeks, Winston had believed that they would earn the trust of the United Nations, soon. But until then they were given a ride any two weeks off.

They all decided to go to the same place, somewhere in England where Church was looking to buy something at the mall. They all went into a store called Gaben's Paradise, apparently that was a place where there was a low price on everything, cause there was always a sale. [This fanfiction is sponsored by Valve: Just kidding not sponsored at all unless Valve wishes to throw some money my? No?]

They looked at all the outfits and grabbed ones that best matched their personalities and skills. Sarge was a red Soldier, Grif was an orange Demoman, Simmons was a maroon Engineer, Lopez was a brown Spy, Donut was a pink Pyro, Caboose was a blue Heavy, Tucker was a sky blue Scout, Doc was a purple Medic, and Church was a cobalt Sniper. They all also checked out more and more clothes for possible Halloween parties or summertime, or any random holiday.

They also went to the arcade to actually learn some different emotes they could use from a DDR machine. Caboose was able to learn how to do the dance from Remember the Titans, Sarge learned how to spin his gun in a military fashion, and Grif was able to learn how to do a drunken conga. Tucker actually learned how to dance like Jason Derulo from the Swalla music video, Simmons learned how to by watching Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 1 over and over again, and Grif learned how to do a traditional Polynesian fire dance. Donut learned one of the choreography moves from Bring It On, Doc learned how to dance from listening to staying alive by the Bee Gees, Church simply doesn't dance but he does play his guitar like Santana.

They all had a laugh after they went to a bar to talk about what happened to them after Chorus. How Church was found by Wash after Wash found Church laying with broken pieces of Hargrove's ship after they washed ashore. Washington placed him in a hospital under Wash's supervision, and was on watch over him. Wash explained to Church how the entire had died in a plane crash as the ship went down.

Then came the Reds and Blues turn to tell their side of the story. How Wash found them after they landed from escaping from the blast of the ship. How he had them moved back to Earth back and forth to cities to try to keep them apart. How he had to enforce them not to reassemble the team back together.

Both of those stories has had one major liar in them, the bastard who stripped their family apart. They were finally reunited and nothing could take that away from them.

[Hours Later After a trip to a bar and many, many drinks later]

Church had only had about two drinks, same as Tucker had, because someone had to call them Uber drivers. Each of them had a varied number of drinks that got them to a tipsy level. Sarge has around six beers, Donut had three glasses of wine, Grif had an entire case of Corona, Simmons and Doc couldn't finish their first mug of beer. Lopez had super unleaded motor oil that he drunk from a jerry can. And Church made sure that he packed juice boxes for Caboose as childish as it was he still wanted to preserve his innocence.

The last ones legtleft were Caboose, Tucker and Church who were actually planning on walking, were outside enjoying the icy cool breeze of England. Tucker began the conversation, "Y'know I kinda like this." He said.

Church questioned Tucker, "Like what? Walking?" He asked.

Tucker shook his head, "No, I mean the fact that we're a team again." He said.

Church looked down at Tucker, "Yeah, I missed the biggest pains in my ass as well." Church joked as Tucker socked him in the arm.

Tucker made a fake frown, "Up yours man." He said as they both begun to laugh until Church stopped in the middle of the sidewalk. Tucker grew curious, "Church, you alright?" He asked.

"Yeah, Tucker I'm fine, guess it was nothing." Church said, but what people didn't realize is Church and Tucker made a secret way to respond to one another. Tucker came up with it as a way to pick up chicks but Tucker saw Church's eyebrows and eyes move in a fashion he remembered. What Church really meant was, "Tucker building across the street behind my left shoulder has a sniper on the roof and alleyway on my right has someone hiding there." He meant.

Tucker agreed with Church, "Yeah man, guess it was nothing to worry about." He said, but what he actually meant was, "I see the sniper, what's the plan?" He asked with his looks.

Church responded back to Tucker, "Well, you and Caboose should get the car, I think we'll be okay." (Don't actually do this folks) But what Church really said was, "Go around the corner and scale the wall, I'll hang back and go for the alleyway." He said.

Tucker nodded and walked with Caboose around the building where the sniper couldn't see them. Church was leaning up against the wall as he pulled out his lighter and grabbed something else from his pocket. The assailants had no idea who they were messing with, unfortunately neither did the the boys.

[On the roof]

The person who watched the boys from up above saw how the tall, strong, blonde and the dark, slim, handsome one split from the group. Which left one of the main targets behind, the one who was trying to light something.

The sniper spoke into her ear piece, "Two just split off from main target. He is in the open, let me know when to fire." She said.

The one on the other end spoke up, "Alright, before those other two get back, aim for his neck. Anything out of the ordinary?" She asked.

The sniper looked closely at the target and saw nothing that would peak her interest, "Nothing unusual, he just stopped to have a smoke." She answered.

The person on the other end spoke, "Wait, you said he stopped for a smoke?" She asked.

The sniper, "Qui. Why?" She asked.

The person on the ground took a while to respond to her question, "I think they know, pull out, pull out now." She said.

The sniper looked back through the scope as she saw the target holding nothing in his mouth, nothing. However he did hold something else in his hand, the middle finger.

Just as she was about to fire a shot, a voice spoke up from behind her, "Hey, what ya looking at?" The voice said.

The sniper turned to the owner of the voice to see none other than the swordsman from before. She aimed her gun at her and fired multiple rounds at Tucker which he had deflected using both of his swords. He lowered his swords as he finally got a good look at this purple skinned beauty, not a usual skin tone but Tucker didn't judge. He placed one sword behind his back, "Listen, we can do this all night but you have to learn I'm not gonna hit a lady." He said.

The sniper, now recognized as Widowmaker smiled, "Good, because I don't plan to hit you, I plan to shoot you." She said as she shot one sniper bullet.

Tucker swung his left sword upward slicing the bullet in two as the pieces they went around him. He then tossed his right sword directly at her as it stabbed straight through her gun. Tucker then smiled again, "So how we cool?" He asked.

Widowmaker was about to turn around and make her escape, however met many dark figures. She looked around and found herself surrounded by assassins covered in black cloaks. She smiled for a moment, "Well, I guess this is Au revoir." She said as she was about to leave until the assassins blocked her path.

Tucker smiled, "Friends of yours?" He asked. He then pulled out his handgun and held it up, "Hey, you a good shot?" He asked.

Widowmaker looked at the gun, "How do you know I won't shoot you in the back when this is done?" She asked with a grin.

Tucker held his sword with both his hands, "Well, I guess I have no choice but to trust you." He said.

Widowmaker looked at the gun as she held it tightly and stood back to back with one of the men she was assigned to kill.

[With The Assassin On The Ground]

She knew that the plan was currently going down south at an incredible speed. She began to book it down a series of alleyways to avoid Church as she knew he would follow. Doing hardcore jumps that would leave most men speechless and leaping over objects like nothing. What she didn't know is this man knew her too well.

As she looked back she didn't see him coming after her, so she turned around and began to lock pick the door. She opened the door and walked through as she was charged and pinned up against the wall with a hand on her throat and another one on her right arm. She the began to use her left arm to punch her attacker.

Her attacker backed up as he looked around and smashed a red rectangular box with a fire axe in it. He broke through the glass with his elbow and pulled the wooden handle on the axe through. The woman reached for her thigh and pulled out a combat knife and held it with the blade facing out.

They both stood staring at each other for a moment, not one moving closer than the other. The man with the axe threw it to the ground then removed his mask which was simply a light blue bandanna. It was none other than her main target, Church, "So, you gonna run again?" He asked.

The assassin removed her helmet as her red and black hair bounced to her shoulders, "Well, I don't have much of a choice now do I?" Tex asked.

Church tried to think of something to break the icy tension in the air, "So, how's your new job?" He asked as if it was a casual conversation.

Tex knew what Church was trying, "Well, y'know, pays pretty well, travels a lot, Co-workers suck, but y'know free medical and dental." She said following his lead.

Church nodded along, "Hmm, not bad. Does your job give vacation days and provide catering?" He asked again.

Tex smiled a little with one side of her mouth, "Yep, even get to keep some souvenirs." She said.

Church looked surprised with a smile, "Shit, are they accepting applications?" Church asked as a joke.

Tex still laughed as though it was just a regular day with him. She then looked at his wound, "How you healing up?" Tex asked.

Church looked down at his scar, "Meh, I've been through worse." He said, Tex of all people knew this to be true.

Tex shot him a look, "Don't try to act tough. I know you've been through worse, but don't act like that nothing is wrong." She said.

Church sighed, "Tex, I can't say that this is shocking to me because I felt like you would do this." He began.

Tex knew where he was going, "No, Church, stop right there." She demanded.

But Church continued, "Well, I know that this is what you'd do this because you leave when things get too difficult." He said as he knew what came next.

Tex launched forward and punched him across the face and sent him stumbling back into the wall behind him. Church held his jaw for a moment, "Don't say that, again!" Tex ordered.

Church looked her in the face, "Then prove me wrong." He said as he balled up his fist and prepared for a fight.

Tex positioned her feet the way she always did before she got into a fight. Church saw this and cracked his fingers with his thumb, each one with it's own crick. They both stared each other down waiting for one of them to make the first move.

Until something broke a window in the warehouse they were in and startled them from their hostile faces. Church looked around and backed up into something slightly smaller than him, Tex did the same except she bumped into something slightly larger than her. They both turned around to see each other as they both turned back around to see thugs armed with melee weapons surrounding them.

Church held his axe tight as Tex held her knife tightly to her body. Church looked down at Tex as she looked at him, one look and they had the same idea.

Church asked the office, "You take the ones on the left and I'll take the ones on the right?" He asked.

Tex smiled, "Now you're talking." She responded.

[One Massive Ass Kicking that's still too violent to type]

Tucker and Widowmaker were done disposing of the wannabe ninjas that had attacked them. Both were pretty tired as they were panting from exhaustion and were out of most of their energy.

Widowmaker looked at Tucker and raised his pistol at his face, "I guess this is where we part." She said.

Tucker smiled, "Well, parting is such sweet sorrow, are you sure you don't want to have fun?" He asked.

Widowmaker smiled back, "Maybe if you live, we'll see." She responded.

Tucker smiled, "If I live you said? Better keep that promise." He said.

Widowmaker pulled the trigger and heard a click go off as she looked at an empty gun. Tucker shrugged his shoulders, "This counts right?" He asked.

Widowmaker removed her helmet as she grabbed Tucker's shirt and kissed him on the lips. After the brief kiss she tossed him the helmet, "Farewell, for now." She said as she zip lined away.

Tucker heard a beeping noise come from the helmet as he flipped it over to look what was in it. Apparently the Widow left him a surprise in the form of a purple poison gas bomb. As he coughed out of the smoke he looked to where she last went, "Ah, ma petite chou-fleur." Tucker said as he walked into the building to go down the stairs.

Tucker communicated with Church, "Hey, Church you there?" He asked the com link.

[With Tex and Church]

They were bloodied up from all the bounty hunters that had attacked them that they beat and tired. Church and Tex huffed and buffed until they looked at how messed up and bloodied they both were. Church begun to laugh as well as Tex as they saw each other.

Church started the conversation again, "You look like hell." He said.

Tex laughed back, "Me? You should see yourself." She said.

They paused for a moment until Church's com link started going off. The com link spoke out, "Hey, Church you there?" asked the familiar voice of Tucker.

Church answered the call, "Couldn't have called earlier?" He asked.

Tucker answered why, "Sorry, had to deal with assassins. What about you?" He asked.

Church responded back, "Oh, y'know bounty hunters so anyway..." He started to say until Tex took the phone from him.

Tex talked to Tucker, "Hey, Tuck. Got to borrow Church for tonight, that okay?" She said hinting something only Tucker got.

Tucker chuckled from his end, "Oh yeah, I know what's going to happen, Bow Chika Bow Wow." Tucker said as he hung up.

Tex turned to Church as Church remembered something about Tex, "I forgot violence turns you on." He said.

Tex reminded Church of something, "Turns you on too." She said.

Church sighed as he and Tex walked back to her place, and placed a "Do Not Disturb" Sign on the door.

[End of Chapter]

Sorry this took me a while folks, just got busy with deadlines for other stories and making new ones. Also I have a question, if this sounds like a story you'd see let me know:

Totally Spies X Red Vs Blue crossover.

If you remember the show, please let me know what you all think. Til next chapter, Churchisalive out.