WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE SIXTEENTH EDITION OF MY KICK-ASS STORY, THE BATTLE CATS: X! IT IS BASED OFF OF THE HIT MOBILE GAME. I NOW PRESENT THE FINALE OF THE THIRD ARC, THE RELATIVITY CLOCK ARC. NEXT EPISODE DEBUTS THE FOURTH ARC, THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE ARC. ENJOY THIS ARC FINALE!
The Battle Act find themselves in Madagascar, the southern island on the east of Africa. They are in the backyard preparing for the fight against their third boss encounter! Bob is pulling on some string attached to a rock. Cat, Tank Cat and Axe Cat are supporting the string. Gross Cat and Cow Cat are racing each other. And Bird Cat is reading in the shade.
Cat: Wow, this rock is definitely a large one! Bob, are you sure that you can actually pull it across with string thin enough to go under a literal doorframe? he looks at Bob with concern
Bob: This is piss easy! I could easily perform this shit in my sleep. I did the very same thing with rocks twice as heavy, it's no big deal. he flicks his toothpick as he pulls on the string, causing the rock to move forward It's good for your upper body strength.
Tank Cat: Yeah, looking at the rock, he is moving it alright! he stares at the raw soil where the rock once was in shock How!?
Axe Cat: I'm telling you, this kid has got strength we can only dream of! Let's not underestimate what he can do.
Cat: Axe Cat is right, we are actually so close to being able to afford this Relativity Clock! Which will allow us to exit the Cat Base and attack much more quickly. A little organization will not hurt us!
Bob: Heh, I suppose we could go for some organization. Although I can still do perfectly fine without it. It's just a waste of your money to get that shit. he smirks as he continues pulling, until the string burns his hands Ah shit! he grabs his hands in pain
Bird Cat: he flies towards the four of them Trust me when I say this, don't underestimate the powers of time. It gives you a lot more time to do things you never thought of fitting in before. I always used to rely on the sun to tell the time, and it does not do good on your eyes. he sighs as he tries to avoid the sun It slipped my mind that January is considered summer here. And temperatures can reach as high as 90F in some cases!
Gross Cat: We all rubbed the sunscreen on places where we supposedly actually need it! I just went for my nose and a little bit around the eyes and claws. Our fur is covering basically everything.
Cow Cat: My horns can't get burned, if anything, I believe they perform better when exposed to the sun! They can burn the enemies that approach us with ease. he smirks as he beats Gross Cat effortlessly in the race
Cat: Indeed, let's all prioritize getting the Aye aye treasures! I believe we only need the Normal and Superior variants, but the Inferior Aye aye might come in handy. Let's grab that too! he rubs his paws together in excitement
Bob: Yeah, he grabs the rock and places it back where it was let's head on over to the enemy base and show them who the hell we are! he pounds his fists together
And so, The Battle Act rush inside the Cat Base, they plan out where to put the Relativity Clock once they obtain it. They are all discussing where it should be.
Tank Cat: Do you know what I believe? It would be nice if we were to place it beside the fridge, so we can tell the time as we are grabbing some Cat Food!
Gross Cat: No, do you know what I believe? I say we should mainly go for the Relativity clock to go...right upstairs, next to the bathroom! This way we can all see what time it is the moment we wake up.
Bird Cat: Interesting points, but I suggest we place it...right next to the door! So as we are leaving for battle, we can always see the time. Therefore we know exactly when we are leaving for battle, and how long it took us to acquire the victory. he looks at his fellow allies Who agrees with me?
Cow Cat: I believe we might be able to pull it off, yeah, I can see a good space right next to the door. This way we get up to date information on when we leave and when we return. Yeah, I believe it works.
Cat: Yeah, it looks good. he pictures the Relativity Clock being there I can tell it is going to be a good spot for whenever we need to get the time quickly and effectively.
Bob: Then it's settled! Agora, vamos atacar esses filhos da puta! (Now, let's attack these motherfuckers!) he steps outside and stretches himself
Tank Cat: But the new enemy! I wonder what they're like...he pictures how the enemies are getting prepared
All of the Cats follow Bob outside. They all take a good look at the enemy base in front of them. It is a stereotypical Malagasy base based off of a typical dry deciduous tree found in the country. Which the native primates, the aye-ayes live. Aye-ayes are also the largest nocturnal mammal in the world! It is also what the treasure found here is based upon, but in monetary form.
Cow Cat: Shall I go ahead and just take the treasure and call it a day? I believe it will make everyone a lot more relaxed around here, partner.
Cat: No! We are waiting for one of our members here! As well as the Special Forces, as they are meeting up with one of their members in Madagascar too! But I believe the enemies are going to meet up with us before we meet up with the other Cats.
Axe Cat: I'm sure Matilda can barge down the door, kill off the enemies, grab the treasure, and wait up for the others to come here. Heh, it'll be piss easy.
Suddenly, a loud noise is heard inside of the enemy base, it is a voice not heard yet by Bob. However, it is loud enough for the Cats to know exactly who it is! Only one way to find out, check out the enemy base! Inside, Doge and Those Guys are eating breakfast, while the unknown figure yells about stubbing their toe.
????: OW! My toe is probably bleeding! GOD DAMN IT! How the hell am I supposed to make myself prominent if this is the damage my foot will receive on a regular basis.
Doge: Well, I believe you should stop banging into the walls then, Gory! It is not going to slow you down or anything.
Gory: I believe time is the most efficient source of power anyone can harvest! My speed is insanely fast, making me feared by all of the cats! he grins smugly
That Guy A: So fast that no one can see your ugly mug? he giggles at the teasing
Gory: he slams his fists onto the table and glares at That Guy A NOBODY DISRESPECTS MY FACE, ESPECIALLY NOT PUNY LITTLE RUNTS LIKE YOURSELF! he snarls before calming down Let's take down this human before he can get to our heads.
The Cats all know exactly who they are facing. They all shake and cower in fear as the door of the enemy base busts open, Doge and Those Guys come out, getting ready for their boss wave attacker to come out as well.
Gross Cat: Uh oh, I believe I know exactly who this is. he gulps in fear as his long legs quiver Keep in mind Bob, he has high attack power, high speed, high attack speed, AND area attack. His durability is also pretty decent. He is no other than...Gory!
Cat: Oh fuck, no wonder there's a huge quiet tension after all of that yelling! he shivers Gory is no joke, he is actually the fastest out of all the enemies you've faced so far, he makes Jackie Peng look IDLE! he gulps as he clutches onto Bob
Gory: he charges out of the base in full speed KA-POW! WHO IS READY FOR SOME GORILLA RAMPAGE!? he grins smugly as he looks at all of the Cats in dominance Give me a good look at the human I've been told about. he walks towards Bob and looks him down, to which he does the same back
Gory is a white cartoonish looking Gorilla. He is similar to Jackie Peng in size, also making him a realistic gorilla size! He has a decent build, he rocks large arms and broad shoulders. What makes him stand out the most is his face. He has a scary looking mug! Which is probably why most of the enemies even fear him! He also never appears to be happy outside of combat, his face being gloomy and angry almost all the time!
Gory: So tell me, Human! he pokes his large finger into Bob's forehead Who are you and what are you doing here facing against me and my peons? You do realize I have a boss wave available to use, and that I have insane speed, right?
Bob: I am aware. But for your information, I'll kindly tell you who the fuck you're dealing with! he grins before flicking his toothpick My name is Roberto Mourinho Jablovskyy, but everybody calls me Bob, they all want to know who the hell murdered their asses without learning off such a long-ass name. I'm 16, and I don't come from here. I originally was sent on a boat to North Korea for my aggressive behavior back in Lisbon, however, the boat went on the wrong currents, and I ended up in South Korea when I met The Battle Act! And ever since that day, over two weeks ago, I've been training my ass off, preparing for dangerous encounters with ferocious enemies like yourself. he cracks his knuckles I'll spare you the extra details, so tell me about yourself, Mr. Gory.
Gory: Noted, I believe I understood everything you told me...Roberto. My name is Gory, I am considered to be the most dominant gorilla in all of the African continent! I am feared by many. Even my own allies are scared of me. I have been practicing combat on a daily basis, to prioritize a professional speed and strength. And if I don't receive any of that, why even consider me a threat? I originally came from a zoo, but I was kicked out because of my scary face. Now I sort my troubles by drinking and gambling. It may not be the best method, but you get large satisfaction and stress relief. Despite our potential bitterness as rivals, I hope you understand I have a mutual respect towards your strength. And I hold no grudges against you whatsoever, despite my angry demeanor. Let us shake hands and take part in a professional battle, as I will not hold back after learning all of the beneficial stuff you have caused The Battle Act.
Bob: he shakes Gory's hand I believe this will be a legendary battle, one for the century. Heh. he grins before letting go Okay, we're ready when you are.
Tank Cat: He is going to perform his Boss Wave at any second now...he shakes in fear
Cow Cat: You have me, I can hold off the enemies with my speed before they can make it to the enemy base! he chuckles before preparing himself
Bird Cat: I believe if I fly high enough, the boss wave won't affect me as much. he attempts to fly upwards
Doge: Do it Gory! Do it right now. he shakes him in anticipation
Gory: Here comes the Boss Wave! RAH!
Gory sends out a massive Boss Wave against The Battle Act by slamming his fists into the ground, causing everyone including Bird Cat, to go flying right behind the Cat Base. Gory is quick to charge right into the Cat Base, but Cow Cat is quick to counter by charging ahead and clashing into Gory.
Gory: Ah, Cow Cat, I should have never underestimated your speed, as it is far higher than mine! BUT IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH AGAINST MY STRENGTH! he shoves Cow Cat and resumes his charging, only to be blocked by Bob
Cow Cat: Go get him. Show him the worst you could possibly do to him!
Bob: With pleasure, é hora de mostrar a esse gorila quem manda! (It's time to show this gorilla who's in charge!)
The Battle begins! Gory bashes his fists right into Bob's face, causing it to bruise up and bleed from the nose. Bob responds by punching the back of Gory's head, causing him to go down and bleed. He is quick to get back up and pin Bob down, and punches him repeatedly.
Bob: DAMN IT! he groans weakly You sure got me good there, Gory. But I'm afraid the second I have a chance to, your ugly face will be a goner in the name of my fists! he cracks his neck
Gory: Ah, we'll see about that! he continues to punch Bob's face, it bleeds out and bruise up If you're unconscious, you won't be able to withstand the pressure of my fists! he growls quietly in pride
Bob: he struggles to get out, but he manages to push himself out of Gory's clutch GRAH! he pins him down instead Hah, what the hell do you think of THAT!? Are you ready to be put down to sleep, or get your daily dose of kick-amin C? he sighs at his terrible pun I tried, okay?
Gory: he barks in anger PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANCE! I don't care how many cheesy one liners you'll give me! Just as long as you don't mock my position as King of the Jungle! he crushes Bob's fists, causing both Bob's and his own fists to bleed, mainly because of the brass knuckles
Bob: AGH! he let's go, the two continue clashing it out I thought the LION was the King of the Jungle! he sighs at his embarrassment of a one-liner
Bob thrusts his fists onto Gory's forehead, causing him to go down and bruise up. Gory punches Bob in the shoulder, causing it to sprain and dislocate. Bob backs away in pain and quickly attempts to re-locate it. Before sending a punch right into Gory's scary mug, causing him to get a black eye and trip over Cat, who happened to be right next to the fight.
Cat: he approaches from behind Oh fuck! he grabs his ears in pain I-it's Gory, shit, we're so doomed. he quivers as he backs away
Gory: YOU! Fight me like a man would! he glares at Cat as he towers over him
Cat: Please stop looking down on me in such a scary manner, I won't do anything bad to you, I promise! he backs away in pure fear
Gory: 'Tis but a shame. he punches Cat in the face, causing him to bruise up and go down I WILL NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER!
Bob: Típico...(typical...) he shakes his head as he sighs Come on Cat, let's take down this large son of a bitch together!
Cat: he gets up and brushes off the dust Mhm! he nods eagerly, before earning the courage to bite Gory on the top of the head TAKE THAT, GORY!
Gory: GAH! he grabs his bleeding forehead in pain, before charging right into the two of them
Gory grabs Bob and Cat and beats both their heads in at the same time! Causing them both to severely bleed out. Bob responds with crushing Gory's right fist. Causing him to scream loudly, and leaving him vulnerable to a punch in the face.
Bob: he coughs up blood and grabs his hair, before weakly speaking up Heh, you are not going to beat me! I am superior to you in every way possible, just accept defeat and we can all settle this over an agreement.
Gory: I like the way you think, kid. But I will not go down until I DIE! If I were to go unconscious, I'd keep fighting. I refuse to give up until my body does, and my body knows best!
Bob: he stops as the words seem to touch him Yeah...I won't go down either! Gory, I refuse to humiliate your reputation! We will continue brawling until one of us go down. And I believe it just might be you. he smirks slyly APODRECER NO INFERNO! (ROT IN HELL!)
The two clash into each other, with Cat frequently providing support for Bob's hits. Elsewhere, Tank Cat and Axe Cat are fighting Doge. Doge bites into Tank Cat's legs, causing them to bleed out. Axe Cat responds by piercing his axe through Doge's face, causing his nose to bruise up. Axe Cat and Doge begin fighting one-on-one.
Tank Cat: I believe you did a decent amount of damage to my legs. he rubs his lower paws And I suppose I should attack you back for it!
Doge: I'm currently in the middle of dealing with your One-Eyed pal over here! he bites into Axe Cat's axe, glaring at Axe Cat But I appreciate the offer though!
Axe Cat: Get your teeth off of Matilda, you wrenched mutt! he tries to pull the axe away, and kicks at Doge's legs
Doge: he giggles as he continues biting into it No thank you, I'll keep biting your beloved Matilda until I physically can't no more.
Axe Cat and Doge are playing tug of war over the axe! Axe Cat is trying to shake Doge off, but his sharp teeth refuse to let go. Tank Cat just watches in confusion, before deciding to help Axe Cat out.
Axe Cat: he turns to Tank Cat Don't just stand there, help me out! I can't do this all on my own, this guy has teeth that can pierce a hole through lead!
Tank Cat: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING!? he sighs as he grabs onto Axe Cat I'll continue pulling you while you pull your axe! he pulls on Axe Cat, sweating in difficulty, and the Malagasy summer's sun Say Doge, How are you coping after learning you were sleeping underneath Cat? By any chance, did his fur warm you up? he giggles
Axe Cat: he drops his axe, causing Doge and the axe to go flying He did WHAT!? Did he actually sleep with Cat or...am I missing something?
Doge: he grabs the axe, but struggles to lift it due to its size I didn't sleep underneath Cat! We were unconscious, and Pigge just placed him on top of me! Stop making it seem like something completely different. he squirms in embarrassment as he hides behind the axe
Axe Cat: At least give me my axe back, you...AXE STEALER! he glares at Doge before grabbing his Axe Also, why the hell are you getting all embarrassed about it?
Doge: BECAUSE IT'S NOT WHAT ENEMIES DO! Me and Cat are rivals, we've been fighting for ages, and we have a strong relationship as opponents. You don't...go unconscious, and lay on them asleep the second you regain your consciousness!
Tank Cat: Hey, answer my question first! I asked if Cat felt warm, and if his fur warmed you up. I'm desperate to know! he shakes Doge with desperation
Doge: he sighs I guess his fur was warm... he giggles as he remembers sleeping underneath Cat's fur Let me tell you, it felt better than most bed covers really. I suppose I could say the same for the rest of you then.
Axe Cat: he's not that flattered Yeah, yeah, now can we resume the battle!? he stares at Doge impatiently
Tank Cat: Aw, thank you! he giggles I'm sure Cat would consider you as a good bed! Sadly, we have to fight you now. he grins before whacking his head against Doge
Doge: Do you really think I'd make a good bed? he is confused but smirks Also, OW! he grabs his head in pain
Axe Cat: Sure, our fur may be soft, but nothing is softer than the feeling of victory! I'll be more than happy to murder you right here, right now!
Doge: Not if I finish you off first, Axe Cat! he pounces on him and the two fight
Axe Cat grabs his axe and slices Doge's chest with it. Causing it to damage his rib cage and for his torso to bleed out. Doge counters his by biting Axe Cat's face. It bruises up and bleeds out. But Axe Cat deals the finishing blow by slicing his axe through his head. Causing it to bleed out and for Doge to go unconscious.
Axe Cat: That's for leaving bite marks on Matilda! I don't know how much sand paper I need in order to sort this out. he grumbles as he steps over Doge and shoves Tank Cat Come on, Tanky', let's get moving!
Tank Cat: Okay, I'm coming! I just wanted to see if he's down. Which...he is! Okay, we're sorted, let's go. he pounces on Axe Cat before rushing ahead to whoever they need to go to
Meanwhile, Gross Cat, Cow Cat, and Bird Cat are fighting off Those Guys. That Guy A is punching Gross Cat. That Guy B is kicking Cow Cat. And That Guy C is slapping Bird Cat, however, Bird Cat flies upwards, making him unreachable. The three Cats seem pissed off that three wusses are dealing enough damage to severely bruise them up!
Gross Cat: he growls Stop it you idiotic brat! I'm going to smack you down before you can do a thing about it! he smirks slyly, before slapping him, causing him to bruise up and fall to the ground
That Guy A: Aw, come on! If only Snache was here to deliver the final blow to you, he'd help me get rid of you so easily!
Gross Cat: Oh, be quiet you, don't make me scratch you like a typical cat does. NYA! he scratches That Guy A in the face, causing it to bleed out
That Guy A: OW! NO FAIR! I'm in the dire situation of needing support, where are the other Guys? he looks at That Guy B, who gets booted by Cow Cat and goes flying
Cow Cat: And don't you ever consider asking me for any milk ever again! I don't have any! he huffs before kicking away a rock God damn loser!
That Guy B lands onto the enemy base unconscious. He is battered up all over his stick body, and has blood stains all over his head. He lays there, unresponsive. That Guy A gulps in fear as he turns to That Guy C for assistance. Who is jumping, trying to reach Bird Cat.
That Guy A: he calls out Hey, you! Can you help me out with Gross Cat? He is going to kill me any second now! he shakes in fear as he looks up at him Uhh, hello!? Are you even paying attention?
That Guy C: I am trying to reach the Birdie in the sky! he is jumping up and down Oh for Pete's sake! Just come down already, you son of a bitch! I won't hurt you, I swear! I can pet your fur, and your feathers!
Bird Cat: Negative, there is no validation that you won't attack me the first chance you get, so I am not taking that risk whatsoever! he pounces down on That Guy C at such quick speed to the point where he can't grab him
That Guy C also lays on the ground unconscious as Bird Cat defeated him to the point where he left a permanent scar on the poor guy. That Guy A looks at his comrades on the floor. He charges at Gross Cat and bites his leg, causing it to bleed all over his face.
Gross Cat: Agh, get off of me you filthy little runt! he shakes his leg in confusion and fear
That Guy A: Consider this as revenge for the scratches you did to my face! he smirks as he slaps his leg even more
Gross Cat: Nice try, bastard. But I'm not letting you get away with this. You see, let's say you have two glasses of water, one of them is half full, and the other, half empty. Which one are you going to drink out of?
That Guy A: visibly confused Huh? What the hell do you m- gets interrupted by Gross Cat
Gross Cat: PERFECT DECOY! he slaps That Guy A so hard, he flies out into a tree, and goes unconscious
Bird Cat: Phew, that resolved, well, everything! But now we can study the primary mission at hand, defeating Gory! We should get a good look at the situation before making any impulsive moves.
Cow Cat: Agreed. We do not know what kinds of fuckers will come out and bite us in the faces!
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a large figure comes out and surprises everyone! They reveal themselves by shouting out loud. All of the Cats, Bob, and Gory are now paying attention to whatever they have to say.
???? ???: Did somebody say...BITE? they stomp on the ground and roar into the sky
Gross Cat, Cow Cat and Bird Cat simultaneously: FISH CAT!! Where were you?
Fish Cat: he scoffs Oh, I forgot to tell you, The Special Forces were having a barbecue. And I can't say no to MEAT! he grins in a gluttonous manner, drooling on the ground Too bad it's over now...but The Special Forces are coming, four of their members!
Bob: he punches Gory once more before speaking up Ah, I forgot we were meeting up with two Cats, one in The Battle Act, and the other in The Special Forces. Now, where the hell are th- gets interrupted by Samurai Cat
Samurai Cat: AGH! I can't see where I'm going! Help! he runs around, before clashing into the unidentifiable Cat
?????? ???: Allow me to help you out you nincompoop. they sigh in annoyance before lifting the helmet, revealing Samurai Cat's face Stop wearing such big helmets, you'll crash into someone.
Samurai Cat: Hey, thanks a lot Zombie Cat, you sure know how to help a brother out in times of need!
Gory: Oh shit, it's The Special Forces. Right when things were already going south for me! he sighs as he rubs his bleeding lips
Zombie Cat: Ah, that blood, perfect for what I need to recreate some special effects, and for makeup! he samples some of Gory's blood
Fish Cat: Hey! Zombie Cat, what are you doing with Gory's blood there?
Zombie Cat: he sighs in annoyance You wouldn't understand film academy if it came up and SWOOPED you up into the air! he does an overzealous act of annoyance
Fish Cat: Ooh! That sounds pretty fun! he looks at Bob Oh, I guess the both of us should introduce ourselves to Bob huh?
Bob: Heh, I believe so. But first let me finish off Gory! he grabs Gory and throws him into the enemy base, causing it to collapse and the treasure to come out Gory, you were an excellent fighter, and I will not ruin your pride by leaving you unconscious.
Gory: he sighs deeply You're right...thank you, Bob. You are an excellent fighter, and I would wish nothing but the best for you in your goals. However, next time we meet, I will be much stronger and more of a threat against you. he grabs Doge and Those Guys and makes his way to their next location
Bob: Heh, of course. Adeus, Gorila! (Goodbye, Gorilla!) Cow Cat, can you grab the variants of the Aye aye treasure for us?
Cow Cat: Aye, Bob! he chuckles at his pun before rushing towards the enemy base and grabs the three variants of the Aye ayeand makes his way back I'm glad Fish Cat could make it! He'd really help us out against the likes of Pigge!
Fish Cat: Damn straight! he laughs heartedly I suppose I should introduce myself to you, Human!
Fish Cat is like your typical Battle Cat. He is a cartoonish fish with the face of a Cat. But what makes him stand out is, his legs! He has four long Cat legs on top of a fish body. He has a Cat face with cat ears. But everything else about him is Fish-like! He has a large fish-shaped body covered in scales. He has two small fins sticking out each side for swimming. He also rocks a large dorsal fin on top of his back. And he has a caudal fin for a tail, just like a fish. Despite having a Cat's face like everyone else, he has the sharp teeth of a carnivorous fish!
Bob: Alright then, do tell, do tell! he grins as he looks at Fish Cat
Fish Cat: Okay! My name is Fish Cat! I am the anti-red tanker of the group! I have exceptional melee capability, despite being single target! I can breathe both on land, and underwater! So I am used to swimming around the place. I do good damage, AND I have high durability. Which makes me a good tanker, alright!? he does a toothy grin, showing off his large talons I like to consider myself the most upbeat of the Cats, I have a tendency to start parties whenever I feel like it. I am quite the party animal. Most importantly, I am also strong against Red enemies, Just like Axe Cat, Ninja Cat, and Zombie Cat are! he smiles brightly Anyways, nice to meet you, Human! he shakes his hand eagerly
Zombie Cat: Perhaps, I should introduce myself to you. As you already know off Ninja, Sumo, and Samurai here, if I'm correct?
Bob: Damn straight! I love these guys, so I'd probably love you too, mate!
Ninja Cat grins at Bob. Sumo Cat bows. And Samurai Cat gives a thumbs up. Zombie Cat smirks as he approaches Bob, to reveal himself. His appearance is very unique in comparison to the other Cats, that being, he's BLUE! He is a tall, slender, blue figure with a round cat head. He has a pole going through his chest, which is also bleeding out. He is quite tall, about Bob's height. And he has simplified human anatomy, but with blue fur. He often has his hands up in the air for dramatic effect. He attacks by biting his enemies.
Zombie Cat: Very well, my name is Zombie Cat. I am an Anti-Red melee of The Special Forces. I try to remain serious when it comes to battling against enemies, as I try to balance it alongside my studies in a film academy, it can be quite stressful if everything isn't under control! I am strong against Red enemies, just like Fish Cat over here. The two of us know each other quite well, however, he can get really, really annoying after a short while. But I refuse to let that get in the way of our friendship. As he is the wild one, I'm the serious one, it's like a sitcom duo. It is an honor to make your acquaintance, Battle Act Human! he shakes Bob's hand, only for his arm to come off It's in the name that I'm a zombie! he quickly grabs his arm and puts it back on his body Now. Tell us about yourself, I am curious to hear.
Bob: Alright, my name is Roberto Mourinho Jablovskyy, also known as Bob by most of these Cats here! I am 16 years old, but I can make most adults fear me. I am not from here, I come from Lisbon, but my mother sent me on a boat to a disciplinary camp for my aggressive behavior. The boat went on the wrong currents, and I landed in South Korea, where I met Cat, and the two of us kept fighting off enemies around the world until we met more of The Battle Act. I am now currently here, with seven out of...he remembers how much Battle Act Cats are in the branch nine membersof The Battle Act. Honor to meet you two, and I believe we'll be good allies!
Fish Cat: Wow! So cool! Are you an anti-Red person like us? he stares at him in awe
Ninja Cat: Well, I can safely say this for him. He deals more damage to Red enemies than Axe Cat can!
Axe Cat: he's grumbling Oh shut the hell up! I can single handedly take on Pigge, and any other Red enemy out there!
Sumo Cat: Axe Cat, I'm sure you can do decent damage to the Red enemies! Don't doubt yourself. he smiles in reassurance
Axe Cat: Heh, did you hear that? He thinks I'm better than you! he grins in a cocky manner
Sumo Cat: Hey! I never said anything even similar to that!
Zombie Cat: Typical, these Cats won't stop comparing themselves to one another! It's a pain in the ass.
Gross Cat: Heh, you could say that again, Zombie dude! he smirks as he nudges him
Zombie Cat: I'll step in and bring them all home before they get into an argument...Or Samurai Cat falls into someplace he shouldn't! he grins before grabbing the other three Special Force Cats Until we meet again, Bob!
Bob: Heh, of course, see you! he waves them goodbye Well, now we have Fish Cat into the mix, let's head back! I can already hear the cockroachessinging their shitty night anthem. he mutters before stepping inside
Cat: Agreed! It was nice seeing you, The Special Forces! Goodbye!
Ninja Cat: Yeah, see you Cat! she grins as she zooms off
Samurai Cat: Hope you have a safe journey! Unlike me in a few seconds... he mutters in anxiety
The Special Forces all make their way back to their base. The Cats all make their way into the Cat Base alongside Bob. Bob and Cat are tending their injuries which they received from Gory. They all both discussing the events of the battle.
Cat: And so, when Bob was needing assistance, I came in and I bit Gory right in the head! I tried to avoid his hideous mug, it still gives me the creeps, Yuck! Now we were beating Gory when all of a sudden he hit us back in the head at the same time!
Tank Cat: Wow, that sounds way too scary! All me and Axe Cat did was discuss with Doge! And he even said that your fur was like a bed cover!
Cat: he's speechless He said WHAT!? he appears embarrassed How the hell did you get him to admit that? he looks away flustered You two are actually dead...
Axe Cat: he's enjoying the commotion Now the question is; do you think of him as a bed!? he giggles away, Tank Cat can't help but laugh along
Cat: Tank Cat, you're better than this! Axe Cat I'd understand, but why YOU? And...to answer the question, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!? Uhh he changes the subject Bob, no need to ask, I'm here to give you the details! he grabs his log book and finds the page Tomorrow we go to South Africa, to obtain the treasure variants of the Vuvuzela. We are facing EVERYONE except Gory tomorrow, so, it's just like yesterday, except they have Jackie Peng, and we have Fish Cat! Now if you excuse me, I'm going to sleep to get away from all this bullying! he grumbles as he walks away
Bob: Wait what? Are we getting a Kenya 2.0 situation here!? DON'T GIVE ME SUCH A VAGUE ANSWER! he rushes to follow Cat, desperate for answers
Fish Cat: My head hurts...I'm going to bed. he goes up to his room (he shares the bedroom with Bird Cat)
Cow Cat: Hooray! We now have enough to afford the Relativity Clock! he's all alone Hello? Where did everyone go?
And so, after a lot of commotion, the Cats gave the context of their vague responses and everyone's questions got answered. The Cats are now ready to afford the Relativity Clock, this will speed up the time it takes for the cats to come out of the base and get ready for battle. Everyone is now getting ready for bed, until Fish Cat loudly jumps into his Fish Tank to sleep in it, it woke everyone up for about seven seconds. But after Gross Cat told him to "Shut the Hell Up!", everyone began to sleep peacefully. They're now ready for an overwhelming amount of enemies tomorrow, and the beginning of a new arc! The Philosopher's Stone Arc!
TO BE CONTINUED
And that, is how you conclude an arc! I believe this was probably one of the largest episodes I ever wrote! As I add more characters, the story expands in size! I originally went from 2-3 thousand words to 5-6 thousand! It may not seem like a lot, but trust me, it is. Here I added Gory to the story (rhyme), alongside Fish Cat and Zombie Cat. Thankfully, there were very few enemies to work with, so the story didn't have to drag for so long!
Stay tuned for the fourth arc's debut!
The Battle Cats (2014) and its respective characters and features are all owned by Ponos Corporation.
The character Bob is owned by me, however, feel free to use him, just as long as you credit the owner and it's all non-profit.
This fiction is 100% unofficial and can be considered as fan-made.