WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THE TWENTY SEVENTH EDITION OF THE KICK-ASS FICTION, THE BATTE CATS: X! BASED OFF OF THE HIT MOBILE GAME, THE BATTLE CATS. I HOPE YOU ENJOY WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER!
It was a quiet enough morning over in France. Everybody was doing their own thing, not giving a single care in the world on what others think. Bob finds himself outside performing bench presses with rocks attached to a large branch. All of the Cats are inside doing their own thing. Cat and Tank Cat are taking a nap. Axe Cat, Gross Cat, Cow Cat, and Fish Cat are all playing video games, Bird Cat is reading on top of the coat hanger, Lizard Cat is burning random objects around the building, Bean Cats are pouncing all around the place, and Titan Cat is staring out the window to the battlefield smoking a cigarette. Eventually, Bob comes inside to see why nobody else was outside.
Bob: Say, why the hell is everyone inside for!? he looks at everyone with utter confusion
Gross Cat: Ah, Bob! Glad you could join us, buddy! he smirks as he continues mashing controller buttons
Titan Cat: We are waiting for the right moment to strike on these enemies you see. he turns to Bob It's way too early to strike. Even they are still sleeping. he briefly points at Cat and Tank Cat before resuming his smoking session
Bob: Ah I see...I suppose that makes sense. he grins as he flicks his toothpick
Axe Cat: Yeah, why the hell are they sleeping for? he scoffs They really should be training.
Lizard Cat: You're doing no better being on that game! At least I'm using my main attack on random stuff, that's training, right?
Titan Cat: Yeah, but it is also costing us a fortune! Burn stuff outside, will you? he grumbles as he leans back against a wall
Cat: he briefly wakes up Huh? Are you guys talking about me...? he smacks his eyes as he looks around the place groggily
Bob: Eh, I suppose Axe Cat mentioned you and Tank Cat sleeping. Heh. he cracks his knuckles
Cat: he mumbles Tank Cat, wake up, buddy. he gently strokes his cheeks, before smacking him in the face
Tank Cat: Huh? I'm awake! he stands up looking like he can take on hundreds of enemies at once What happened!? Did one of us die?
Cow Cat: I died... a game over screen appears in his corner of the TV screen
Bird Cat: Can you all turn it down an octave or two? I'm on the last chapter of this book. And I want to say get it done today, so I can read a different one tomorrow.
Bean Cat R: the Bean Cats bounce onto the coat hanger Oh, hey Bird Cat.
Bird Cat: Oh, hello there Bean Cats, lovely to make your acquaintance.
Bean Cat L: I believe we're stuck, CAN YOU PUSH US DOWN? ANYONE? he shrieks in fear from how high they are
Bob: Here, I'll just get you guys down... he grabs Bean Cats and places them down Okay, quem vem lutar contra esses inimigos? (Who's coming to fight these enemies?) he smirks as he cracks his knuckles
Lizard Cat: I suppose it's about damn time that we get going. It's begging to get later and later in the morning, so we must get a move on really...
Fish Cat: HAH! I win. he beat the other three Cats he was playing against in the video game Yeah, I guess it's only fair that we get a move on.
Tank Cat: Nobody answered my question! Who here got hurt? he shivers in fear as he looks around Someone must have kicked the bucket, right?
Cow Cat: Hey, I answered your question! I died in a video game, but I don't know if that counts, when I really think about it... he smirks as he gets up
Cat: he stretches as he jumps off of Tank Cat Nobody died, you big baby. he giggles as he strokes his ears Now, I believe I'm refreshed enough in order to take down these enemies! Let's get out of here and show these enemies who's boss.
Bob: Finally! I've been waiting for hours. I was outside just to maintain my attention span. he flicks his toothpick Now, time to kick these bitch ass fuckers so hard to the point where they start seeing the world as if it was G-major.
Titan Cat: What the fuck was that supposed to mean? he rolls his eyes as he takes a puff out of his cigarette and getting up Let's get going, we don't want to lose this guy, now, do we?
The Battle Act begin to make their way outside to take on the enemies in the French base. They seem hyped to be taking on these guys with style. They take a moment to admire the French base. It is a stereotypical French base based off of none other than The Eiffel Tower! This tower was a part of the celebration of the 100th anniversary of the French Revolution, which happened in 1789, hence the tower was fully built in 1889. From its construction until 1930, it was considered as the world's tallest building. It was an iconic landmark for several French people around the world, and the most popular for tourists. It was completely recreated from wood and looks very accurately made.
Bob: Ah, so this must be what the Eiffel Tower would look like sized down, impressive.
Bird Cat: Ah, oh how I love France! The pigeons of the country know how to communicate and express their knowledge! France is probably my favorite country in the world.
Cat: This is so exciting! We're going to be taking on these enemies by surprise. If we can manage to get in, they won't see us coming. It'll be so funny. he smirks as he makes his way to the enemy base
Bean Cat L: Ooh, I want to see what they're talking about too! he nudges Bean Cat R and the two of them begin bouncing to the enemy base
Inside of the Enemy Base, Croco is chugging a large can of soda as he watches all of the other enemies do whatever the hell it is they want to do. Doge is poking at a spider who is crawling around on him, Snache is drinking some coffee as he sits down next to him, Those Guys are all trying to climb on top of one another to form a tower, Gory is slamming his fists against the wall to practice his boxing, and Sir Seal is attempting to break an old television with a sledgehammer.
Doge: Why the hell does Sir Seal have a sledgehammer? he continues to poke the spider as it crawls all over his fur
Snache: At this rate, don't even ask, he is a lunatic who doesn't know any better.
Croco: Hey Snache, make room for me on the couch there real quick! A motherfucker needs to get his ass comfy. he crawls on as he continues to chug his soda
Snache: Oh hey Croco... why the hell do I have to be in the middle? he sighs in despair
Doge: This is a four seater sofa, we could even fit two extra people if we try. he giggles as he begins to stroke the spider
That Guy A: WOW, Doge has a spider! She looks pretty...
Gory: Doge, why the hell do you have a spider? he glares at him in confusion before returning to slamming his fists
Doge: I found her crawl on me as I was chilling on the couch. She's cute! I think I might give her a name... he looks at the spider for a moment before thinking of a decent name How about...Plasma?
Croco: Ah, don't get attached to that arachnid, Wanker, she'll run off and die before a week passes by. I learned that from experience. he chugs his soda can and sighs heavily
Sir Seal: ATTENTION EVERYONE! I will not have you all slacking off in front of me, so you hear?
That Guy B: I'm pretty sure destroying a TV is slacking off...
Sir Seal: he goes into the room and glares at him I SAID NO ONE SLACKS OFF!
Gory: Everyone, listen to Sir Seal, he knows what he's talking about.
Croco: Nah, I'm a Senior Tier player! I don't give a shit about none of these rules he has, I'm above all of you. he throws the cab at Those Guys, causing them all to fall down like bowling pins I'd appreciate it if I were to be treated like a king.
Those Guys simultaneously: WAH! they all land on top of each other
That Guy C: he was at the bottom of the tower and received the most damage Ow...that really hurt, you know? he grumbles as he massages his head
Croco: Go big or go home, kid. he smirks as he leans back against the couch
That Guy A: That doesn't even make any sense to the situation at all, you stupid knob head!
Gory: I'm surrounded by children! he grumbles as he chugs a bottle of rum Wait a second...WHERE'S BAA BAA!?
Baa Baa: Right here. everyone shrieks in horror as they turn to see Baa Baa, watching ants move around outside I was watching ants through the movie. They look cool.
Croco: Hey, what's up Baa Baa, my brother! How are you keeping, G? he whips his rear with his tail, causing Baa Baa to jump
Baa Baa: Ow. I did not like that. Don't do it again. he emotionlessly rubs his rear with his hoof
Croco: Alright dude, I'm sorry! he cackles as he begins to make his way outside Okay, who is going outside to take on these Cats and Human with me? he looks at everyone as he leaves
That Guy A: Oh yeah! I'm coming for sure. he giggles as he rushes outside and onto the Battlefield, followed by Those Guys B and C, and every other enemy
The enemies all make their way outside, they seem to be excited or be fighting off the enemies of The Battle Act. They all spread out and stare them all down. Bean Cats were hiding behind, before eventually making their way back to The Battle Act. Eventually, Croco speaks up.
Croco: God damn it! I already drank all of this soda. I was going to have a decent meal, but apparently, I'm not allowed any of that bullshit! he sighs In disappointment Hello again, Battle Act.
Bob: Oh, hey there Croco. Hello everyone else. he smirks as he flicks his toothpick and looks at everyone
Every enemy par Croco simultaneously: Hey Bob.
Titan Cat: Huh, didn't know Doge had a spider. he cackles as he continues to take a puff of his cigarette
Doge: Oh, did you notice? he smirks as he wags his tail Yeah, this is a spider I found, her name is Plasma. And she'll probably... Plasma crawls off Doge and begins to crawl away NO PLASMA, NO! he sighs in despair There goes my only pet...
Cat: Wow...I felt...so many things there. But all I can say, is sorry.
Doge: Eh, there are hundreds of spiders crawling around our bases, so I'll just find another one and hope they stay with me.
Cat: he smiles warmly as he nudges Doge Well, you'd make a really great pet owner. I can guarantee it.
Doge: he giggles as he responds bashfully Yeah, I guess I would, huh? Thanks Cat.
Tank Cat: This is pretty exciting to witness, I just want to start fighting someone already. he giggles as he looks around
Baa Baa: Go. Let us battle. The Battle begins. he realizes no one is attacking, so he takes matter into his own hands, and begins to charge
"The Battle Begins!" - Baa Baa. Speaking of Baa Baa, he charges and head butts Cow Cat in the head, and the two of them begin to battle it out. Cow Cat head butts Baa Baa's forehead, causing it to bruise up and leave marks from the impact. Baa Baa responds by attempting to whack into Cow Cat, he ends up pouncing right into Cow Cat's back, causing him to trip and fall to the ground.
Baa Baa: I hit you. That was fun. Do you want to hear a joke?
Cow Cat: he mumbles under his breath before looking up at Baa Baa Alright fine. What joke do you have in mind?
Baa Baa: he takes out a sheet of paper from his wool Okay. Knock knock.
Cow Cat: Uhh...who's there? he begins to stare at Baa Baa wondering what he'll say
Baa Baa: Orange.
Cow Cat: Orange who? he just stands there, not knowing what Baa Baa will say or do next
Baa Baa: Orange you glad I didn't say banana? he leaves a moment of silence, before speaking up This is the moment where you laugh. he looks at Cow Cat blankly as he puts it away
Cow Cat: Ehh, I think it's funny, word wise, but your execution needs some well deserved shaping, partner. he smirks as he approaches him How about I tell you a joke instead?
Baa Baa: Okay. You can tell me a joke. he nods his head, and continues to stare at Cow Cat
Cow Cat: Hmm, alright! Knock knock.
Baa Baa: Who's there?
Cow Cat: MY HOOVES! he proceeds to kick Baa Baa right in the face, causing his nose to bleed out and for his face to swell
Baa Baa: he's still standing That was not funny. he sniffs as he continues staring
Cow Cat: Aw come on! You simply can't just push aside my knock knock joke like that? You absolutely can't stand any sort of humor unless it's your own.
Baa Baa: That is exactly how it is. he eats some grass in the floor Tastes like bread.
Cow Cat: Hold on a God damn second, did you...just stereotype France? he smirks as he nudges Baa Baa Okay, we're getting somewhere with the humor.
Baa Baa: There is a piece of bread on the floor. It is stale, but not moldy. he stares at Cow Cat
Cow Cat: he sighs and he just stares at Baa Baa Okay, just fucking die already, you irritating piece of shit! he rummages at Baa Baa and bashes his head, causing him to bash his head across the floor and go unconscious Yeah! That's what I'm talking about... he smirks as he looks at him unresponsive
Meanwhile, Bean Cats and Bob are both taking on Sir Seal. Sir Seal charges at Bean Cats and attempts to bite down into their Bean pod. But Bob is soon to intervene and his fist takes the main impact of the damage, causing his fist to crush and spew out blood. Bean Cats just watch in horror.
Bean Cat R: BOB! Are you alright? You sure did take quite a hit for us there...
Bob: he groans as he grabs his fist I'm fine. I can just send a punch back at Sir Seal when he least expects it.
Sir Seal: Oh yeah, and when is that supposed to be? he stares down Bob as he grins menacingly I always keep my guard up.
Bob: Por favor! Pare de mentir assim! (Please! Stop lying like that!) You know I can easily catch you out when you least expect it.
Sir Seal: But of course you just say that, but I can easily tell when a punch is coming, you know? he cackles loudly as he looks at Bob
Bean Cat L: Wait, Sir Seal! By any chance are you an expert at predicting things? he looks up at Sir Seal with awe
Sir Seal: Well, I suppose I could say that I am. But of course no o- gets interrupted as Bob sends a blow to his face
Sir Seal ends up spewing blood from his jaw as he stumbles on the ground. He looks up at Bob and Bean Cats and realize what they just did. His face is full of disbelief and denial, but it quickly turns to anger. He snarls in pure hatred as he gets up and charges at them.
Sir Seal: RAH! Nobody pulls down Sir Seal himself like that. I am so pissed that you would even attempt such a task. But what really got me thinking was how you even managed to do it in the first place. I thought you would do it just as we were speaking, but I guess you're not as predictable as I thought you were.
Bob: Heh, that just shows how easy you are to distract and lower your guard. I can easily take you down in my sleep if that is always going to be the case. But I don't want to be the one to show you attitude, nah, I'm nicer than that. he flicks his toothpick as he stretches his arms, he applies some bandages to his fist that was bitten down on
Bean Cat R: We sure did bust you up there! Look at your little angry face getting bigger and...OH SHIT HE'S ATTACKING ME. he ducks and manages to avoid a fatal bite to the head
Bob: Oh, no you don't! he pounces on top of Sir Seal and begins to punch the crown of his head, causing it to bruise up Yeah, how do you like that?
Sir Seal: Get off me! I will not stand by this attitude. he shakes around, trying to get Bob off of his shoulders I'm warning you...
Bob: Nope, I think I'm alright sitting on top of your head for the moment! But I do appreciate your consideration of me, it is really kind of you. he continues to throw digs into Sir Seal's head, causing it to spew out blood
Bean Cats simultaneously: ALLOW US TO LAND A HIT, BOB! the two of them begin to pounce on Sir Seal, causing him to get pushed back via their Knock Back ability
Sir Seal: YOU TWO STOP THIS AT ONCE! he growls as he attempts to bite them, but they keep bouncing
Eventually, after a long while of bouncing on Sir Seal, they eventually cause him to land right on top of Fish Cat. Who turns around and grins devilishly at the sight of Sir Seal. Sir Seal just seems worried and scared for his life! Fish Cat speaks up after a few seconds of silence.
Fish Cat: Ah! Do you guys want me to bite the hell out of this dumbass or what? he cackles as he looks at him I'll do it with pleasure. he charges right after Sir Seal and bites down into his abdomen, causing it to spew out blood and make him go unconscious within seconds
Bob: I knew I could count on you, Fish Cat! Now come on, vamos encontrar os outros. (let's find the others)
Meanwhile, Doge is fighting off against Titan Cat! Titan Cat just stares at Doge biting at his leg, no matter how much it leaves a mark, or how much blood drips down, he just stands there and lets it all happen to him. Doge eventually stops and stares at him in confusion.
Doge: Hey, Titan Cat, how come you're not attempting to stop me as I bite you?
Titan Cat: Because you're weak, that's why. he continues to take a puff out of his cigarette I could finish you off in one shot, you know? he smirks as he looks at him
Doge: Oh, do you consider me weak? I can easily beat you if I wanted. he wags his tail as he looks at Titan Cat
Titan Cat: Are you sure? Well go on then, try it then. he smirks as he kicks Doge, causing him to go flying and land a foot away
Doge: he grabs his bleeding nose Agh, fuck you! he growls as he charges after Titan Cat
Titan Cat: he smirks slyly Alright, Shiba, bring it. he throws a punch right into Doge's head, causing him to fall down and bleed all over his forehead and his jaw I'm telling you, you are nothing against me. he stares him down before throwing away his cigarette
Doge: Ugh, I will not stand by this. he spits on the floor as he charges at Titan Cat once more
Titan Cat: I'm just going to say this. You're dead, nothing else, end of. he gives him a third blow right into the nose, causing him to flip over and land on a rock, making him go unconscious Hah, okay, that was pretty funny to see. I'm going to rest against the Cat Base and leave the rest to everyone else.
Elsewhere, Snache is going up against Gross Cat. As Snache attempts to slither towards Gross Cat, he is stopped the second Gross Cat slaps Snache out, causing him to fall over and bleed from his jaw. Snache responds by slithering over to Gross Cat and bites into his face, causing it to leave a deep mark as he bleeds out.
Gross Cat: Get the hell off my face! I'm pretty sure this isn't how a Botox works. he tries to slap Snache off of him, but fails miserably
Snache: muffled Hah! How do you feel after I'm biting you like this? he smirks slyly as he whips his tail against his face This is really funny to see.
Gross Cat: Oh-ho! Are you sure about that? I wouldn't recommend doing that if I were you, buddy. I know exactly how to get rid of you, and you are completely oblivious to it all.
Snache: And what is that going to be? Some sort of nibble right into the face and I go unconscious on the floor? he smirks as he shakes his head Nope, I doubt that is going to be the case.
Gross Cat: Don't even think about jinxing it. he giggles as he manages to pull Snache off of his face, he holds him up in the air You are not going to like what I have in delivery for you.
Snache: he laughs awkwardly I believe that I am going to die...
Gross Cat slams Snache right into the ground, causing him to bleed out and get covered in grime. He barely manages to get up and attempts to go after Gross Cat, but he trips on the floor, and goes unconscious before he can do anything. Gross Cat just giggles at the sight and begins to look for everyone else.
Gross Cat: Oh, I humbled that snake so bad! He didn't even realize I could even put him out to sleep. he giggles as he makes his way out, looking for Bob and the other Cats
While over at another place, Tank Cat and Lizard Cat are going up against Gory. Gory seems to be taking this very seriously as he proceeds to charge right into the two Cats, he slams into Tank Cat and starts beating the shit out of him. This causes Tank Cat to get a black eye, bleed out from his mouth, and bruise up all across his abdomen. He looks up at Gory and hopes he leaves him alone. Lizard Cat comes in and spews a fire ember right into Gory's face, causing it to burn up and go in flames. He cries out in pain as he feels his face blistering and burn.
Tank Cat: he coughs up some blood as he looks at Gory Wow, you really showed him, huh Lizard Cat?
Lizard Cat: I do what I can. It is important that I can manage to get some decent attack moves on the gorilla after all... he smirks as he breathes a fire ember into the air and climbs on top of Tank Cat
Tank Cat: That's true... he giggles as he looks at Gory running around the place I wonder if Gory is okay though, I feel bad for him. When you make an enemy suffer to a certain extent, you will eventually pity them.
Lizard Cat: Don't! He's the enemy, he deserves to suffer. he smirks slyly as he swooshes his tail at Tank Cat's face
Gory: Agh, I'll get you bastards for this! I hope you realize I don't take any disrespect I receive. he growls as he looks at his face burning up I'm going to get you guys for showing me shit. he growls loudly as he begins to charge after Lizard Cat and Tank Cat
Tank Cat: Hey Gory... he gently strokes his head Are you okay? he smiles as he looks at him warmly
Gory: he is suddenly caught off guard with the attention he is receiving Well...I believe I'm not okay. he sighs as he leans in to the stroking I just felt like a piece of shit, my head hurts from all the stress and toxins I took. It is not a good thing to feel. he looks up at Tank Cat, who simply smiles as he continues stroking I just wanted to say, thank you for asking. he gets off of Tank Cat, visibly in a better mood after receiving the care and positive affirmation
Lizard Cat: Tank Cat, what are you doing? Are you trying to get yourself killed by Gory or what?
Tank Cat: He has a gambling and alcohol problem, so he is clearly upset about something. I was just checking up on him, that's all.
Gory: YOU BURNED MY FACE, now you must suffer! he charges after Lizard Cat
Gory pounces on Lizard Cat and bashes his head in with his fists. Causing his jaw to bleed out. His head is severely bruised up as he barely manages to get up. He glares at Gory silently, before spewing a large ember right into his knees, causing them to blister severely. He grumbles loudly as his knees burn up.
Lizard Cat: Hah, how do you feeling now that I have you right where I want you. he giggles as he wraps his tail tightly around Gory
Gory: I feel my whole body burning up! You little brat. he is clearly pissed off
Tank Cat: Oh my! This is so insane, I feel like I am fucked up. I am definitely going to die at some point.
Lizard Cat: Don't worry, Tank Cat, I am going to finish him off before he can do anything else to you. he smirks as he glances at Gory
Gory: Ah of course, here we go again. he sighs in despair as he knows what's coming I bet it's not going to be something easy to deal with.
Lizard Cat: Of course not, Gory. Here comes the trauma. he smirks as he shoots a final ember right into his face, causing it to burn up and blister, he eventually goes unconscious from the pain Oh, that was easier than I thought. he breathes smoke from his nostrils
Tank Cat: Say, have you seen Cat? Or Bird Cat and Axe Cat for that matter...
Lizard Cat: I don't think they are far away from us. Come on! Let's go look for them.
The two begin searching for where everyone is. Bird Cat and Cat are both dealing with Croco. Croco manages to pounce on Cat and bite into his face, causing a deep mark to form, and for bleeding to occur. Cat responds by biting Croco back and pin him down. Bird Cat supports by pouncing on Croco and attacking his jaw, causing him to cough up blood and lay there in pain, he is clearly pissed off.
Cat: Say Croco, how do you like having your scratch marks, Sunny side up or a back rip? he giggles as he stares into Croco
Croco: What the fuck do you mean by that!? Get off of me mate. Before I beat the living shit out of you. You dumbass bitch.
Cat: Well, I wouldn't mind being beat the shit out of, only because I'd do it to you first. he smirks as he puts his paw to his face
BIrd Cat: Certainly, I understand that you might be angry at us for attacking you. But we need to make sure you guys can't beat us, as all of you would be way too powerful for us to endure. So I hope you make out where we're coming from.
Cat: What he said was, we're going to beat the shit out of you, end of. I don't know, I might spare you from being unconscious, but you'll have to earn it, friend.
Croco: Well, what the hell can I do about it? I don't have an idea of how I can spare myself from going unconscious. he grumbles under his breath but he comes up with an idea Hold up a God damn second... he reaches out and pets Cat in the ear, he loves it and he leans into the petting
Cat: Oh yeah...that's the spot. Right there... he purrs softly as he leans into the petting I'm sorry Bird Cat, but his scales feel so good on my ears.
Bird Cat: Really? Well, if that is the case, don't mind if I do. he lands on the floor, and joins in the petting, he purrs quietly
Croco: Okay...what the fuck is going on? he stares in confusion as he is petting both Cat and Bird Cat This is not too bad if I'm honest. Let's just hope none of my allies are watching me do this. he mutters in fear At least I'm spared from going unconscious, that's pretty badass shit!
Cat: Is it weird that I believe I'm going to fall asleep? he yawns as he barely manages to keep his eyes open, he glances at Bird Cat
Bird Cat: You could be onto something... he also appears to be tired as his wings go completely flat I probably might take a little nap here...
Croco: Holy shit, this has definitely gotten awkward already. he stares at them in disbelief, he slowly backs away, before dashing out and running away at such a quick pace
Elsewhere on the battlefield, Axe Cat is single handedly taking on Those Guys. He just stares at them as they all slap him up and beat the shit out him. He is just smirking at their futile attempts against him. He just stares them down before smirking.
That Guy B: Come on, fight us you actual coward! We are not scared of you. Please? he shakes Axe Cat as he slaps him
That Guy C: You seem scared of us! Come on, admit that you are a chicken, BOK BOK BOK! he clucks like a chicken as he makes fun of him Gentlemen, we have ourselves a little scaredy cat.
Axe Cat: Go on and try, try and kill me right here. If you don't kill me within ten seconds, you three will be wiped out unconscious with my precious, Matilda. he kisses his axe as he begins counting down TEN, NINE, EIGHT SEVEN.
That Guy A: Everyone, keep slapping him until he gets wiped out clean with our fists. he giggles as he slaps Axe Cat over and over
Axe Cat: SIX, FIVE, FOUR. he smirks as he looks at them all with pride
That Guy B: HE IS NOT GOING DOWN! What will we do? he shakes in fear as he continues slapping
Axe Cat: he smirks as he approaches the end of his little countdown THREE, TWO.
That Guy C: IT IS NOT WORKING! despite the black eye he gave him, he did not go down
Axe Cat: ONE! he grabs his axe as he slices them all down, they each go unconscious one by one Heheh. That is what happens when you give Axe Cat a black eye. he growls as he looks at them all on the floor, unresponsive
Eventually, Bob comes by and checks up on Axe Cat. He looks at him in surprise as he looks at Those Guys all on the floor. He smirks as he nudges Axe Cat and eventually speaks up.
Bob: Hey, hey, what the hell happened here? he cackles as he flicks his toothpick and kicks a stone away from his foot
Axe Cat: he chuckles as he wipes blood away from his face Well, they managed to fuck me up, only because I let them! I was trying to prove that they can't beat me in a fight, even if they wanted to. So, now I have to find some sandpaper to sharpen up Matilda again! But you can go ahead and get the French Bread treasure. I'll be here waiting for you.
Bob: Of course I'll get it! Sem dúvida. (Without doubt) he pounds his fists together as he goes after the base
Bob goes out to the Enemy Base, he grabs the burned Gory on the floor, and throws him at the enemy base. Causing the whole base to collapse and for the three treasure variations of French Bread to come flying out. He grins as he grabs the treasure and makes his way to the other Cats, he seems proud of himself.
Tank Cat: Hey Bob, did you get the treasure already? he seems happy at the sight of the treasure in front of him Way to go! That saved us a lot of time...
Bob: Oh, I just grabbed Gory and threw him into the base, this caused the French Bread to go flying out. Heh, these motherfuckers are so easy to make unconscious.
Cat: Oh, you did it? Nicely done there, buddy. he wakes up as he leans on Bob Sorry, I was just sleeping with Bird Cat over there, Croco was giving us these really massaging head pats.
Bird Cat: he flies up in the air It's true. He really knows how to give a decent rub. he smiles warmly as he flies away into the Cat Base
Gross Cat: Oh, did you get the treasure already? I suppose that means Croco has no other choice but to roll everyone to their next location.
Croco: Oh, everyone's gone? Well, I suppose it's time for me to get going. he cackles as he grabs all the enemies and places them on top of one another I'm heading out now...piss off, bitches! he whips his tail across the floor as he stares at everyone
Bob: Yeah, yeah, piss off, you! he chuckles as he makes his way to The Cat Base
Bean Cat R: Goodbye enemies. he nudges Bean Cat L and the two begin to bounce away into The Cat Base
As The Battle Act members proceed to make their way inside. They all begin to tend their injuries, everyone is preparing to get ready for bed. They all are relaxing after the exhausting combat they endured over in the battlefield. Eventually, Bob speaks up, curious about the next location where they'll be heading to.
Bob: Say Cat, where are we going to next? And what are all the enemies and treasure like? he smirks as he looks at Cat with interest
Cat: Well, let's see right here! he flicks through the pages of his Log Book Alright, listen up everyone! Tomorrow, we are going to Germany! And we will be obtaining the Beer treasure variants. We will be facing the following; Doge, Snache, Those Guys, Hippoe, Pigge, Jackie Peng, Gory, Sir Seal, and Croco! We are facing a whole lot of enemies. So we must be prepared in order to take them all down.
Cow Cat: So, literally everyone except Baa Baa? God damn, that sounds like a journey for sure.
Fish Cat: Hey, that beer doesn't sound so bad! he cackles as he rubs his paws together
Gross Cat: Yeah, I'm going to bed, I suggest all of you guys should follow suit and go to sleep, we need a lot of energy to beat the shit out of these enemies! he chuckles as he makes his way to his bedroom Good night everyone.
And so, all of The Battle Act make their way to their bedrooms. They all seem excited about taking down the enemies over in Germany tomorrow, as they never faced that much enemies before since Bob's arrival. The only question is: How much can Bob handle until he believes he's going through too much? Well, there is one thing we can guarantee, Roberto Mourinho Jablovskyy is not a force to mess with. He is strong enough to take down enough enemies to a certain extent, but everyone has a limit, we just have to wait and see what Bob's limit is. All we can do for the moment is hope The Battle Act know what they're doing against these enemies, as they'll need as much strength and knowledge as possible in order to win.
TO BE CONTINUED
There we go, 27 episodes done! And we are nearing the end of the 6 episode long double arc. (Smart Material Wall/Super Register Arcs) So technically, it is one arc consisting of 6 episodes from Italy to the location after Germany. This was quite fun to write up. As I had many characters to work with. I hope you like how it turned out. No body debuted in this story (sadly), but I managed to get plenty of character dialogue into the story. It is only a matter of time before we have more characters here in comparison to AnPanMan! And by the time we reach that point, I'd be in my fourties with a graying head of hair! If you're curious to know how old I am, I'm 22 years old as of late July. I'll be 23 this September! I just want to thank all the people who have read the story up to here, as I have nearly been writing for FOUR CONSECUTIVE WEEKS! Many many thanks.
Stay tuned for the next edition coming very soon!
The Battle Cats (2014) and its respective characters and features are all owned by Ponos Corporation.
The character Bob is owned by me, however, feel free to use him, just as long as you don't profit out of him and credit me as the owner.
This fiction is 100% unofficial and can be considered as fan made.