[Cut to Eggman's computer room.]
Shadow: Little does she know, I hold the game file and–
Eggman: Mmm, the game is almost finished.
"This bit is so dumb." Lanolin sighed
"Which one isn't in these videos?" Shadow asked
"Touche." Lanolin said
Shadow: Hey Eggman, I found the computer room!
Eggman: I'm actually Todd Howard now--'cause I sell all the video games.
"Doctor Howard doesn't have the same vibe as Doctor Eggman, I don't think that name's gonna stick." Sonic shrug
Shadow: That's what they all say. Now quickly, I need you to publish my game.
Eggman: Shadow, you are my greatest creation of all time from the battle royale-
"We've been through this." Shadow said not wanting to repeat himself about his true creator
Shadow: What?
Eggman: -and now look at you.
Shadow: Wait, hold on. Are you my dad?
"He isn't." Shadow frowned
Eggman: [chuckles] Where do you think you got all your characteristics?
Shadow: Of being an asshole? That would explain a lot.
"Now that you mentioned it…" Sonic smirked
"Quiet." Shadow said
Eggman: [chuckles] Look. The only thing I didn't give you is my realistic 4 penetrating nipples coming off my chest, Shadow. That's all you don't have. But when you do have is the battle. The experience to be a true Fortnite twink player.
"Why a Twink?" Silver blinked
"This is so stupid I don't think I'm ever going to play videogames." Shadow grit his teeth
Shadow: Well, if you're my dad, it makes the last dub horrifying. God.
"That's true…" everyone said, the trauma now coming back fifty times stronger
"I'm going to end my existence now." Shadow said
"Bring me along." Rouge said
"Me too." Lanolin raised her hand
[A title card labeled, "then sonic saved elise from a train but there's legitimately no cutscene that conveys this information trust me i looked for ages" appears.]
"Oh, okay." Amy blinked
"Good game everybody. Ten out of ten." Surge clapped her hands
Scout: Okay.
Ryan: Alright, cool.
Alfred: Alright, okay. Welp.
"Welp indeed." Vanilla said
[The cast starts laughing as the scene cuts to Sonic running with Elise in arms.]
Sonic: Elise! I'm so glad I saved you from that train!
Elise: Oh, me too. It was so fast. I was so scared.
"Yeah, it must have been super cool. Wish we could have seen it." Tails sighed
Sonic: I know. [sees Silver] Woah!
Silver: Hey, I saw you rescue Elise from that train. It was really cool. Can we be friends?
"Of course we can Silver." Sonic said
"And thus the entire thing was solved!" Tangle clapped
Sonic: Uh, no, I don't like you very much. You're weird.
"Oh." Silver blinked
"Nah, don't worry Silver, you're not weird." Sonic patted his back
Silver: Awwwh... now I'm sad!
[Sonic screams as he's repeatedly ambushed by Silver.]
Silver: Take that! Uuh... this is what a cool does, right?
"I don't think it is…" Blaze sweatdropped
Elise: How could you do this?
[The cast laughs as Elise is taken again by Eggman.]
Eggman: Why don't you come with me again?
"AT THIS POINT PUT THAT BITCH ON A LEASH!" Surge yelled incredibly upset
"It's honestly impressive how much he is managing to catch her…" Amy sweatdropped
Sonic: No! Not again!
[Shadow appears in front of Silver.]
Shadow: Hey. Oh, I haven't met you twink.
"I don't even know what that means!" Silver yelled
Silver: Wait. You! You're the one!
Shadow: Who did what? Wait, what'd I do? I mean, what didn't I do? I mean look at me. I'm so hot, ya know?
"I am the ultimate life form, there are a lot of things I could have done." Shadow said
Silver: You made a rap so fire..
Sonic: This doesn't change you leaving me at the altar! Wait, I guess it does, see ya!
"I forgot about us getting married in the future…" Sonic sighed
"I also suppressed that." Shadow frowned
Shadow: Hey.
Silver: I'm gonna take you out to save the world!
Shadow: Good luck with that I have weed. See ya.
[Shadow proceeds to kick Silver in the back of the head. Silver whimpers in pain.]
"PFFFF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Surge began to laugh like a maniac
"H-hey! He had chaos control! It's not like I could've dodged!" Silver blushed embarrassed
"Yeah, but that kick was still pretty funny." Sonic snickered
"It's okay Mister Silver, I'm sure your head is going to be okay after the kick!" Cream smiled
"T-thanks…" Silver looked down defeated
Shadow: Don't you know? Weed makes you fast. That's a factual thing.
"No it isn't." Tails shook his head
Silver: What's a weed?
Shadow: Oh my god, you can tell you're white…
"I'm not white, I'm silver!" Silver said
Shadow: Anyway, I finished putting the game- I sent it to Eggman. He's going to upload it soon.
Silver: No... it's too late now. I can't go back in time again because... I can't go back in time again. That's just it.
"That's actually how most of Silver's explanations go." Tails giggled
"N-no they aren't!" Silver blushed
Silver: But maybe this Blue will save the- the world, maybe? Here.
Shadow: Woah, green!
Silver: Blue!
[A portal opens up.]
"And another Chaos Control portal has opened up!" Charmy said
Shadow: What did we just do? Did we do that together? Was that like a gay thing?
"No." Shadow said
Silver: It's always a gay thing. I thought that's just how it worked… I'm gonna go.
"Yeah, I think you should go after saying something like that." Silver looked down
Shadow: God bless you Sonic Team. God bless you. Well, if you need to go, then go; I'm gonna chill out here and make sure that it gets picked up by some big successful game development company that'll be around for a long time like Blizzard.
"You are really invested in this game thing." Rouge said
"Well, if I'm going to make a game I expected it to be perfect." Shadow nodded
Silver: I was talking about taking a shit.
…Everyone just stared at the screen without any emotion being shown
Shadow: What? Okay... go ahead. I don't know why you need a portal to take a shit, but, I mean, if you want to send your shit to the future, then... Go ahead. I'm not judgmental. At all.
Silver: Wait, no, don't go in that! That's the toilet!
[Cut to some polygon mountains.]
"Thank you for taking us out of there." Kit said
Eggman: Now, you are going to play this game Elise, or else I'm going to push you off of this fucking-
Elise: I mean, I could jump. That could happen too.
"Don't jump! You could die!" Cream said
Eggman: Or I could push you off of this polygon mountain. Now, what is the choice Elise? You can either die, die, or-
Sonic: No! Don't do either of those!
"No need to worry, I'm here to save her!" Sonic said
"Ah, thank you mister Sonic!" Cream smiled
Elise: Okay, I will do my own thing.
Eggman: Go do it.
Sonic: No!
[Elise jumps off the ship.]
Eggman: No Elise! I didn't mean it!
"Hah! Called your bluff!" Tangle smirked
Sonic: Woah! You scared the hell outta me.
"And Sonic saves the day!" Amy and Tails cheer
Eggman: Give me back my gamer girl Sonic!
"How about, no?" Sonic smirked
Sonic: She's my gamer girl now. Ain't that right, baby? Come with me. Thumbs up!
Elise: Oh, my legs. They weak. My legs are weak. Yeah, good job. Good job, Sonic. I'm proud of you. Yeah, that was kind of scary. All right, let's- let's bounce.
"Yep! Princess saved, time to go!" Sonic said
Sonic: Oh, you want to play God of War? Huh?
Elise: Huh?
Sonic: Who's that? [turns around] Instant ramen!
[Sonic runs off with Elise in his arms.]
Robot: Find them. Find the gamer girl. We have to find the gamer girl.
[Cut to Sonic running in the forest with Elise in his arms with higher quality graphics and more detail]
Sonic: Oh! Wow, you look much better Elise! For some reason.
"Yeah, the graphics got better out of nowhere." Surge yawned
Elise: Oh yeah, the filter changed. It's great, isn't it?
Sonic: I love Instagram. Let's go to Snapchat.
Elise: It's amazing what natural sunlight in a filtered game will do, right?
"That's actually true, natural light does wonders in pictures." Jewel said
Sonic: I know right? Like, you know, you just need that vitamin D.
Elise: My skin looks amazing now. Oh my god.
Sonic: Oh, I know. Oh, do you exfoliate Elise?
Elise: Well, yes, I- I guess.
Sonic: That's my tree.
Elise: Oh my gosh. It's beautiful. I wanna hug it. Can I hug your tree? Is that allowed? Do I have to ask permission?
"...that feels dirty." Rouge said.
"How?" Amy blinked
Sonic: Oh, well, I guess. Just, you know, don't get too friendly with it.
Elise: Okay, I promise. I'll keep my hands to myself then. I'll just put my hands back here and admire it from afar.
"Then you can't hug it…" Cream tilted her head to the side
Sonic: Well, you can't hug without hands Elise. Make up your damn mind!
Elise: I did! I decided that cosplay wasn't consent, and I'm just gonna thank you for bringing me to your tree. It's so wonderful. It's putting me in all the right moods… of being... happy.
Sonic: Well, what are some of those moods? Huh?
Elise: Well happy is one, like I just said, and uhm... hungry. Hungry is a good mood. I've eaten nothing but rocks, as I've said, for a while. Some plants would be a nice change to rocks.
"Someone get her some normal food…" Lanolin deadpanned
[Holy music plays as the scene cuts to a vision of Elise and her father.]
Duke: My child. My baby girl. Don't worry.
[Vision ends.]
Elise: Dad used to feed me plants. It was nice. I think I'm starting to hallucinate. It's been a while. I just keep getting kidnapped.
"She's going insane…" Kit said
Sonic: How about a hot dog? No additives.
"Or a Chillydog!" Sonic crossed his arms
Elise: That sounds wonderful. Uhm.. I'm gonna try not to cry now. Because that sounds- I'm- I need a minute. I need a minute, Sonic.
"Damn Sonic, your suggestion was so bad it made her cry." Knuckles said
"Hey!"
Sonic: No, let it out. It's fine. Oh!
Elise: Thank you..
Sonic: Oh, yeah, I mean.. you, you gotta support your friends.
"Oof, friendzoned." Rouge giggled
Amy had a deadpanned look at that whole situation… those two had zero chemistry
sorry for taking so long, I've been having problems with creativity when it comes to writing, but we are somewhat back