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The place was in chaos with Saxon's minions yelling, swinging around their tiny wee dicks and demanding their leader back as Ianto and the other Regulators stood there with open amusement.

Like Ianto even gave a shit, the Regulators had bigger dicks, bigger guns and even bigger boots. LOL.

Then one of them fired off a shot, Ianto moving his head slightly to feel the wind and heat of it passing by his cheek. He blinked slowly at the insanity and then turned to Jack "Cariad. Would you care to do me a little favour?"

"Yeah? What's that Tiger?" Jack asked just as calmly, grinning widely at the sexy god.

"Jack!" Ianto lowered his chin and suddenly looked feral "Smash."

It was like something had been unlocked, like… a clicking sound inside Jack that he had never experienced before. The wound up aggression, the sickening tightness was gone and as he stared back at the man he loved he felt it.

A becoming.

Oh my.

Jack knew he was growing, only slightly to about eight feet but enough for his clothing to become tight, his boots too but it didn't matter. The bee swarm in his head was loud as he looked around and seized hold of one of the idiots standing there gaping up at him.

Smash.

This will do.

Everyone stood with shock as the enlarged angry Jack started to snarl, the man he has seized by an arm now swung up into the air in an arc, only to be brought down in a large… well… smash… onto a group of other dunderheads.

"Ew" Owen said softly "That's gonna leave a mark."

Then the man was flying in another direction, straight down in a crunching sound as more dunderheads fell.

Ianto stepped back as Jack started to swing in a circle with the dead body in his hand swinging up again and it was so… well… fluid now that the bones were broken. It was more like a gross whip. A long, fleshy… whip with boots on that when connecting with a dunderhead's head made a weird bonking sound.

Then there was silence and Ianto stepped forward into Jack's space and whispered "Drop it."

Jack dropped it.

It folded up on the ground in a gross little lump of clothing, boots and… well… bits.

Ianto tiptoed and for some reason no one could fathom, was high enough to kiss Jack on the lips and whisper "My hero."

Jack slowly shrank back to normal size and he adjusted his shirt as it now felt stretched out a bit. But his feet were happier, that's for sure.

"Come on my Hunking Hulk of sexy, let's go home" Ianto purred, putting his hands on the chest of his lover "I am NOT cleaning this mess up."

Jack grinned as he agreed.

Smash does not clean.

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The two men were in the hot tub, happy and done with the madness for now.

"You know, I've not had so much fun in years" Jack said conversationally "We should go out more often."

Ianto started to snigger, then roar with mirth as Jack grinned, letting his head fall back against the side of the tub as the soft humming sensation in his bones told him the Gamma Rays were happy too.

What a great spot to fall into, what a life to accidentally trip across and really…

What a guy to fall for.

It was a Marvel alright.

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And I leave this one here for now, so many things to do and stories to write. Mybe there will be more someday.

Ideas welcome.

Love yas. xxx