Reminder: I don't own Men In Black or Senran Kagura, except for the main character, the antagonist, a few agents, etc (will explain original characters and gadgets at the end of chapters). Will have input on other aliens and other species at the end.
Ch.2: New Gadgets, New Toys, New School
(Pacific Ocean)
(Background Music: Men In Black 4 - L Train)
The screen shows an outside view of the Earth, with a light-blue light rocketing through the ocean heading towards Japan.
Screen switches to the inside of the train. Z was looking out the window and saw the water starting to look dark, indicating they reach the nightside. Frankwas taking a nap, and had a black sleep mask over his eyes, and the Worms were screaming the whole time, like it was a very fast roller coaster ride.
(End Music)
•••
(Tokyo Bay,Japan)
The screen switches over to a small rowboat, with two old Japanese men sitting down, fishing, and drinking. They saw something in the water glowing and heading right for them at high speed. Once it passed underneath the boat, they were so surprised, that they caused their boat to tip over.
"Did you see that?" Asked one of the old men.
"I think we've been out to late." Said the other.
The screen switches back to the train in the tunnel underneath the bay,heading for an underground tunnel entrance. The screen then scrolls up to show the direction of where the train was heading. It shows a night light city, as well as a large pointed, litten up orange building, Tokyo Tower.
•••
(Japan's MIB Headquarters)
The train came to a halt, and let the passengers off at the Japan's MIB Headquarters train station.
The train station looked like a regular Japanese train station, but all white and metallic, and metal gates separating the walkway from the train. There were lots of holographic signs that would switch what it had to every human and alien language. A few paper screen walls with cherry blossom tree 's a giant black, red and blue carp flags on the ceiling, and a few shishidog statues.
"Now arriving, express train from New York." Said a Japanese female voice over the intercom.
As Z, Frank and the Worms got off, they were taking back of how amazing the station looked.
"Wooow!" Said the Worms.
"So this is what our Japanese branch's station looks like. Looks all futuristic, but still has the feeling of old." Said Z.
"Not bad. Come on let's go talk to whoever's in charge." Said Frank, to Z.
•••
(Background Music: Men In Black 3 – Headquarters)
They went through a torii gate tunnel to the main lobby. Once they exited the tunnel, they were all in aww.
"This place is HUGE!" Said one of the Worms, with the screen zooming out.
The MIB headquarters look like a giant football stadium, with fifteen around they saw a whole bunch of different offices, facilities, and alien restaurants. There were also a variety of vending machines, with both food and drinks for humans and aliens. Holographic signs everywhere, up and down escalators everywhere. On the bottom floor, it looked like a small museum of Japan. In the center of the museum, there was a roundtable that projected a three-dimensional holographic map of Japan. And above that, the was a black sphere that was connected to the ceiling. It projected a holographic screen around it, and showed people who were disguised aliens.
As they were walking, they saw some agents on segways. Flying aliens, such as Necrofriggians, Kryptonians, and Oni-Aliens, from one side to the other. Small aliens like Galvans, got around on hover platforms.
"There you are!" Said a voice, from behind them.
When they turned around, they saw an old Japanese man. He looked like he was in his 70's. Had black hair with a bit of gray on the sides. He wore a full black, with a bit of white kimono.
"Kon'nichiwa, watashi no namae wa Hattori desu." Said the old man, with a bow.
"Hello, my name is Hattori." He said, while shaking Z's hand.
"Nice to meet you sir I'm…" Said Z, who was cut off by Hattori.
"I already know who you are Z-san. O told me much about you." Said Hattori.
"So I take it that you're the one in charge here?" Said Frank.
"Hai." Said Hattori, answering Frank question.
One of the Worms tubbed on his sleeve to get his attention.
"Excuse me. If it's not too much trouble to ask, can you point us into the direction to where you keep the coffee machine around here?" Said one of the worms.
"O told me that you four love coffee." Hattori said with a smile.
"Go to the 9th floor, that's where you'll find the cafeteria. The coffee machine is in the back." He told them.
"Thank you!" Said Worm 1.
"Authentic Japanese coffee." Said Worm 2.
"We'll catch you guys later." Said Worm 3, looking towards Z and Frank.
"Lets go guys!" Said Worn 4.
As they saw the Worms make a beeline to the coffee machine, they looked back towards Hattori.
"Now, Follow me to my office." Said Hattori.
(End Music)
•••
The screen switches to the inside of Hattori's office. With Z and Frank sitting in chairs, and Hattori is sitting behind his clear desk.
The office was all white and futuristic. There was a glass window on the left side of the room looking out to the rest of the facility, and on the right side of the rooms had an area that resembled a traditional Japanese-style tatami room. A paper screen wall with a Japanese art style of M and a forest, behind Hattori desk. On his desk was a white computer with a blue holographic screen, and a white chrome tablet with holographic keyboard. A two small picture frames, and had a small flag stand that had the Japanese flag.
"O told you what been happening here, right?" Asked Hattori.
"Yes Sir." Said Z, with Frank Nodding his head.
"As you are aware, the murder is using a very dangerous piece of technology, the M'arrillian Blood Extractor." Said Hattori.
"Ya we have. I talked to a few old buddies of mine before we left, if they ever heard of the MBE device. And from what I've heard, this device is illegal all throughout the Milky Way." Said Frank.
"Hai, Frank-san." Said Hattori, pressed a button on his desk that turned the window into a viewing screen.
They all looked at the screen that shows the device in the center, and had the pictures of the five aliens that were murdered on the left.
"O has already filled you in on about the device and the victims. But I want to be the one to tell you who was the murder." Said Hattori, who had a strict face.
The screen showed an image of an alley with a ninja in a silver high-tech full body suit, over the remains of a disguised alien in a orange hoodie.
"This is the one responsible." Said Hattori.
"Hey Z! Look it's a Snake Eyes wannabe!" Said Frank.
"Not now Frank." Said Z.
"We were able to capture this image through sheer luck. Some of our agents noticed the picture was a bit distorted. We were able to get a clear image of what was actually there only a few hours ago." Said Hattori, looking at them.
"That suit that he's wearing, looks like its made of alien technology." Said Z, pointing at the ninja.
"Yes it is." Said Hattori, pressing a key on his keyboard to switch the image to the suits blueprints.
The blueprints only had the suit from the shoulders down, and looked a bit different from what the ninjas wearing. The suit only had one sword strappedto the back, a space gun on the side of its belt, and in a black-silvery color.
"The suit is called SHINOBI CHIKARA Sūtsu." Said Hattori.
"Nice. What does it mean?" Asked Frank.
"It translates to Ninja Power Suit." Said Hattori, who received raised eyebrows.
"I know. I would have come up with a better name." He said with a humorous smile.
"How come the one the ninjas wearing looks different from this one? And how did this guy get his hands on it?"Asked Z.
Hattori pressed another key on his keyboard to bring up another image. In it was an image of Japanese man who looked to be in his late 50's, with black hair, had shaved mustache and beard, and he was wearing a black suit.
"This is…was, Agent FU. He was the head of the suit's project. He was mypartner when he joined, and he was my friend." Hattori said, with a sad and disappointed, look on his face.
"Was?" Asked Frank.
"We found out that he was doing dangerous experiments on aliens. We tried to capture him, but failed. He caused an explosion in the labs. We thought that he died, and the only prototype suit was destroyed. But I guess we were wrong." Said Hattori, looking at the image of his old friend.
"How was he able to survive?" Asked Z.
"The suit was made to protect the wearer in the most dangerous, and harsh environments. That's how he was able to survive." Said Hattori, looking back to them.
"So we just need to find this rogue agent. Stop him from killing anymore aliens. Sounds simple enough." Said Frank.
"It won't be that easy. He modified the suit so much. We are unable to track it." Said Hattori.
"Great." Said Frank.
"Then how are we gonna find him?" Asked Z.
"We found out that he's not just collecting alien DNA. He's also collecting DNA from the 'Yōma'." Said Hattori.
"Yo ma? Never heard of that species." Said Frank.
"That's because they're not extraterrestrial. They are demons, born from the bloodshed between shinobis. Have you two ever heard about the modern shinobi?" He asked.
"I've heard a few things about them, ya." Said Frank.
"I've heard about them from one of my mentors, K." Said Z, who was remembering the time he was told about the existence of modern shinobi.
•••
-Flashback To A Year Ago-
(China Town, New York City, USA)
(Background Music: Men In Black 2 – Heart Thump)
It was a late night in New York. A black Ford Taurus SHO was parked near curb, and had three people in black suits inside. In the driver seat was AgentK, next to him was Agent J in the front passenger seat, and sitting in the back was Z. They were staking out a Chinese Restaurant.
K was looking at the restaurant, while listening to country music. Jay was looking out the window checking out the posters. And Z had is arms behind his head, trying to take a nap.
"Check this out, there making a movie about ninjas." Said J.
"What so incredible about watching a movie about ninjas, Slick." Said K, still looking at the restaurant.
"What isn't incredible about ninjas. They wear black, impressive weapons, and the fight scenes are awesome." Said J, looking at K.
"Slick, we wear black, have alien weapons, and seen things that no ninjas have ever seen. If they could remember." Said K.
"How would you know. You never met a ninja in real life." Said J, with K saying nothing.
"No way. You actually met one." Set a surprise J, with Z opening his eyes as well as being curious.
K pulled out an old photo from his jacket and said, "My first encounter with ashinobi was when I went on an international mission to Japan. The guys name was Hanzō."
He handed the photo over to J. In the photo, it had a young K in a outdoor food stall with a bowl of ramen in front of him. To his right was a Japanese man who had long black hair tied in a ponytail. He wore a long sleeve tan jacket. In front of him was a cup of alcohol, and on his plate was a few pieces of sushi. He had his eyes closed, was smiling, had his left arm around K's shoulders, and made a V-sign with his right hand. K had his same strict looking face, while looking at the camera.
"Hanzō, isn't that a name of a ninja from ancient Japan?" Asked J, who handed the picture over to Z.
"Yes, we believe that he's his descendent. Also, they prefer to be called Shinobi." Said K.
"So we know about them." Said Z, who handed back the photo to K.
"And they don't know about us." Said K, who looked a the photo and had a small smile.
"But we classify them as civilians. So we have to neuralyze them if they see anything alien related." He said, while putting the photo back in his jacket.
"So how did you meet the guy?" Asked Z.
K look back a the restaurant and said, "The mission I was on was to help the Japanese branch locate a criminal Bug, named Scyther. I tracked him down to Aokigahara Forest. That's when I ran into Hanzō fighting him. The 'Shinobi Council' sent Hanzō, because they thought that Scyther was a Yōma. So the two of us had to team up in order to capture the Bug. When he was captured, we locked him up. That picture was taken after. Then I neuralyzed him."
"Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute. Shinobi Council? Yoma? What are those?" Asked J.
"The Shinobi Council is a group that governs the action of the Shinobis. But they're corrupt, they label shinobis to be 'Good' or 'Evil'. They do that so the Good and Evil Shinobis could kill each other. What makes it terrible is thatthey have young teenagers fight each other. And the Yōma are monsters born by the bloodshed between shinobi." Said K.
"That's messed up. Do they really-know that they're creating the Yōma by having kids kill each other?" Asked J.
"They do, they believe that it's an necessary sacrifice to attract the thing thatcreated the Yōma." Said K.
"I thought you said that they were created by the bloodshed between shinobi?" Asked Z.
"That's true, they are created by that but are brought to life by a being known as Shin." Said K, looking back to J and Z.
"Ha! Shin, really. They could have come up with a better name." Said J, who received a glare from K.
"Shin is believed to be the first Yōma to ever exist, and he's a being that can pass through dimensions. They try to lure him out with blood. That's why there's both Good and Evil Shinobi." Said K.
"Then how come we don't do something about this guy? We've taken on the worst scum of the universe almost every single day." Said J.
"MIB is only in charge of policing and monitoring alien activities on Earth. Shin is not an Alien, so we got no business with him. And there is no way we're giving any alien technology, to people like the Shinobi Council." Said K.
"You're right, that makes sense. Said Z.
"So what's your old friend up to nowadays?" Asked J.
"From what I heard, he became a legend in the 'Shinobi World', opened up a sushi restaurant with his son-in-law, and has a granddaughter who wants to be just like him." Said K, looking back at the restaurant.
Then they saw someone entered the restaurant. He wore a grey fedora, red leather jacket, tan pants, and had brown boots.
"There's our guy. Let go Slick, Kid." Said K.
Then the three got out of the car, and walked towards the restaurant.
(End Music)
-End Flashback-
•••
"Good, so I don't need to go too much into details. We believe that Yoshi…" Said Hattori, who was interrupted by Frank.
"Yoshi?" Asked Frank.
"That's FU's real name. He was part of one of the most legendary good shinobi clan, known as the Fukanaga. We believe that Yoshi is planning to use the DNA that he has stolen from the aliens and yōma to create something very dangerous." Said Hattori.
"He was part of a shinobi family?" Said Z, who received a nod from Hattori.
"Hai, he was. He was one of the best shinobi that came from his family. But when he was 20, something happened. He was framed for something that he didn't commit. His family didn't believe in his innocents, and the Shinobi Council labeled him as a 'Renegade Shinobi'. He went into hiding for a few years, we found him and recruited him." Said Hattori, getting up from his chair.
He then started walking to the screen and said, "After his supposed death,here in the labs a few years ago. We've heard that his clan were wiped outone night. We thought they were murdered by another Shinobi group. My guess, is that he use the suit to murder his family out of revenge for kicking him out.".
"He killed his own family to get revenge for not believing in him, and kicking him to the curb?" Said Z.
"But why the DNA? He already got his revenge on his family." Said Frank.
"It's possible that he's gonna try to get his revenge on the Shinobi Council, probably soon. But we don't know if he'll steal more DNA from aliens, or yōma before that. That's why Z, you will be going undercover as a newstudent to Hanzō National Academy." Said Hattori, who pressed a square icon on the screen.
Then images of the school, its map, old school building, and it's insignia. It's insignia was a stylized kanji for "Han" over two overlapping shurikens with a frog design on them.
"Your mission is to follow its five 'Elite Shinobi'." He said, while pressing another square icon to bring out a photo of five teenage girls, each wearing different outfits.
"There names are Asuka, Ikaruga, Katsuragi, Yagyū, and Hibari."He said,while pointing to the girls.
He then looked back and said, "Stick with them long enough. You might run into some possible yōma that Yoshi will target. But if I find out anything new, I'll let you know."
"So, you just want me to go to school, and stock five girls." Said Z.
"Of course we will ask you to police and monitor any alien activity that's happening near you." Said Hattori.
Z stood up and said, "You can count on me, sir.".
"Fantastic! We will temporarily reinstall your personal information to the government database, in order to sign you up for the school. Now let's go to the 4th floor, to the lab area on the south side." Said Hattori.
•••
The three of them made their way to the lab area on the 4th floor.
"Here is the lab." Said Hattori, as they entered the room.
The Lab looked and had stuff like any other type of lab. It was all white and silvery, alien technology everywhere, and had glass walls separating the lab from the rest of the facility.
"I asked our three best scientist to create some gadgets that will likely help you on this mission. But first, where are they?" He said.
As they were looking around the room. They heard a voice near the entrance.
"Hello" Said a man with black hair and pointed ears.
"Hello" Said a man with red curly hair, green skin, and had antenna.
"Hello" Said a gold robot.
"Hello." They said simultaneously, while stepping into the room.
The pointed ear man wore a blue long sleeve shirt, three yellow stripes at the end of the sleeves, had a MIB pin on the left side of his chest, black pants, and black shoes. The green skin man wore an orange space jumpsuit, black gloves, black belt, and black boots. And the golden robot, looks more human than robot.
Z and Frank both had raised eyebrows, and looked towards Hattori.
"Z-san, Frank-san, allow me to introduce to you our three best scientist." He said.
"They look like stooges to me." Said Frank.
"Hey! We resent that remark!" Said the robot.
"Ya!" Said the green skin man.
Hattori clear his throat to get everyone's attention, so he can introduce the three newcomers.
"These gentlemen here are Moze, Laizer, and Curly 3P-Joe." He said.
Moze stepped forward and raised his right hand with the palm forward and the thumb extended, while the fingers were parted between the middle and ring finger.
"Nice to meet you son, I'm Moze, the chief scientist, and the one in charge of these boneheads. I'm aVulcan." He said, while shaking Z's hand.
"Hey kid, I'm Laizer. A Little Green Men. I know I'm taller then my species, but my mom says that's because I'm special." Said Laizer, who also shook Z's hand.
"And I'm Curly 3P-Joe. If it ain't obvious, I am a robot. How are you." Said Curly 3P-Joe, while waving his hand.
"Ya, me and Moze built him out of an easy to build robot kit, the kitchen'sgarbage disposal, and one of your old earth computers from the 1990's." Said Laizer, who was laughing with Curly 3P-Joe.
Moze just walked up in front of the two, and started laughing. But then he grab them, and made them bump heads.
"Ha! They're acting just like the real Three Stooges." Said Frank.
"Gentleman, do you have the gadgets that are agents will need while out on the field?" Ask Hattori.
"You bet we do sir." Said Moze, who led them to the area where they left the gadgets.
He picked up a silvery thin cylinder, and said "This is our latest version of the Neuralyzer. This version will work on anyone who's part yōma".
"There are people that are part yōma!?" Asked Frank.
"Hai, I forgot to mention about that. We don't really run into the them, but for this mission you might have a few run ins." Said Hattori.
Laizer took the neuralyzer, turned it on and showed off how it looks in the front. When it's activated the top pops open to reveal three, sky blue lights. A circle on top and bottom, and a rectangular light in between. Then he reveals the settings on the back which are shown in holographic format. It had a rectangular window on top to reveal the year, three dials. For the month, hour, and week.
"When you want to neuralyze someone, just mess around with the settings. For example 5 years. Then you press this button on the back." He said, but then.
Flash
He accidentally neuralyzed Curly 3P-Joe, who was standing behind him.
"Oh no! You neuralyzed Curly 3P-Joe!" Shouted Moze.
"That's not good! He has all of our vacation photos in his memory banks!"Shouted Laizer.
"Even our vacation to the planet X'Nelli?" Asked Curly 3P-Joe.
"Ya, we met all types of Manzardills while we were there." Said a crying Laizer.
"Ya. Wait a minute." Said a sad Moze, who then realize Curly 3P-Joe still contains his memories.
"Curly 3P-Joe!" He said.
"You still have your memories!" Said Laizer.
"Of course I do. It only works on humans. I'm a robot." Said Curly 3P-Joe.
"So you are. What's this?" Said Moze, who showed his fist.
"A fist." Said Curly 3P-Joe, pointing to it.
"You guessed it." Said Moze, who tapped the top of his fist to bring it around and hit Curly 3P-Joe on the head.
While Curly 3P-Joe was crying in pain, for some reason. Hattori was getting a bit, annoyed with their antics.
"Gentleman!" He shouted.
"Oh right!" Said Moze.
"Here is the updated MIB Compass." He said, while picking up a silvery device that resembles a pocket watch with MIB engraved on it, and handed it over to Z.
"Just press the button on the side to activate it. The 'Z' in the center indicate your location. The teal dots indicate other MIB agents. Green dots indicate aliens. Red 'X's are marked targets, that you can mark with your MIB Communicator. Purple dots indicate yōma. Yellow dots indicate human yōma hybrid. School Insignias mark the shinobi groups, green for good, red for evil, an orange for renegade. And the Pink flower indicates Kagura." Said Laizer.
While he was explaining the functions for the updated compass. Z activated it to show a holographic compass map.
"Kagura?" Asked Z.
"The files I will send you will explain it" said Hattori.
"Here's the next gadget to help you out." Said Curly 3P-Joe, who opened a compartment in his stomach.
"Here you go, your watch." He said well handing him a Watch that looks just like any other MIB watch.
"I already have a watch." Said Z, showing off his watch.
"So you have. But can yours do this?" Said Moze, pushing a button on the watch that turned him completely invisible.
Z and the others we're impressed. Then Moze deactivated the invisibility.
"That's not all. When you're invisible, no machine, or shinobi will be able todetect you. Your presence is completely invisible." He said.
Laizer brought over a mannequin that was wearing a black suit and said, "Here is your new suit. But unlike the one that you're wearing."
He then pulled the tie down and the suit changed. It was now a white button up shirt, blue jacket, Blue tie, blue pants, and brown shoes. It now resemble the Hanzō Academy's school uniform.
"Now you don't have to change back into your black suit after school, or getting called to go on any other missions." Said Laizer.
"We also finished putting this together." Said Curly 3P-Joe, who walked over to something that was covered by a tarp.
He then grabbed it to revealed, a black Yamaha YZF R6 motorcycle. Z couldn't believe what he saw.
"No way, I get to drive that!" Said Z.
"You got to get around in style, right." Said Laizer.
"Go ahead kid. Sit down and start it up." Said Moze.
Z got on the bike and tried to start the engine, but nothing happened.
"Stepped side kid. Let me see." Said Moze, who noticed that it was out a power.
"Aright you two knuckleheads, which one of you drained the power cells?" He said while looking at Laizer and Curly 3P-Joe.
"I can tell you what we weren't doing." Said Laizer with a smile.
"Remind me to kill the both of you later." Said Moze, who is angry.
"OK, we'll make a note of it." Said both Laizer and Curly 3P-Joe.
"Sorry kid, you're just gonna have to take the standard cars we have. While Ilook for some new power cells!" Said Moze, who looked back at Laizer and Curly 3P-Joe with an angry expression.
"I can tell you this, about the bike. When you press this red button right here. It'll turn into a rocket powered hover bike." He said, while pointing to the red button on the right handle.
"Hey! What cool gadgets do I get?" Asked Frank.
"We have something for you to." Said Laizer, who press the button on the table to bring out a unique black dog collar.
"Here we have the MIB Dog Collar. It has a holographic GPS, a high-powered laser, glider wings with a micro jet on the back, communicator, and a grappling hook." Said Moze, putting the collar on Frank.
"There also two bonus features we built into it. It has the same invisibility feature as the watch. Also a language translator. So you can understand Japanese." Said Curly 3P-Joe.
"That'll be useful, thanks." Said Frank.
"Now that you got your necessary gadgets. You should probably rest, you have school tomorrow. You will be staying at an apartment in Asakusa that's for MIB Agents. Kōun o, good luck." Said Hattori.
"Thank you sir. Let's go look for the Worms Frank." Said Z.
The Stooges and Hattori waved them off.
•••
(MIB Agent Apartment, Asakusa)
The screen switches to a white door, that opened to reveal Z, Frank, and the Worms entering their apartment.
The apartment had a living room with a three seater couch, a round glass table in front of it with an ashtray, a one seat chair, a large flatscreen TV on the wall, a glass wall that had a view of the night light city, and a glass door that led to the balcony. The was a kitchen next to the front door with all the kitchenware needed, a high tech coffee machine, fridge and cabinets stuffed with food, and a glass table with white chairs between the kitchen and living room. There was also a hallway that led to four rooms. One room had two bunkbeds, one small room that had a really small bed, another room had a big bed with a giant picture of the Earth on the wall above it. At the end of the hall was the bathroom.
"Wow. Check this place out." Said one of the Worms.
"Check this out guys! The latest coffee machine!" Said another Worm.
Z put the car keys on the table, and picked up the files for his mission that was left there. He opened it to take a glance.
"Hey check out this room! It has the perfect size bed for me." Said Frank, with Z checking out the room.
"Frank, that's a dog bed." Said Z.
"What no it's not. You should try getting some sleep kid. School is tomorrow." Said Frank, who close the door to his room.
Z saw that the Worms walking into their room with cups of coffee, and he said, "You Worms better not make a mess in there.".
"We won't." Said the Worms.
Z then walked into his room, close the door and tossed his black jacket on the bed. He then sat down on the bed and began looking over the files. Buy the time he was finished going over them, he noticed that it was 12:30 am at night. So he put the files on the desk next to the bed, change his clothes and went to sleep.
•••
(HanzōNational Academy)
(Background Music: Senran Kagura – Always Smiling)
It was a nice bright and early morning, with students heading to their classrooms. In one of the 2nd year classrooms, Asuka was at her desk looking out at the window. Then their teacher, Mr. Kiriya, stepped into the room.
"Students, take your seats please. I have an announcement." He said.
As he was walking to the front, all the students went to their seats. They were also wondering what he was gonna tell them.
"Thank you. I'm happy to inform you that will be having a new studentjoining our class." He said with a smile.
It caused quite the uproar for the students.
"What. We're having a new student." Said a male student.
"This late in the year." Said a female student.
"Please let it be a girl with gigantic knockers!" Said another male student.
'A new student. I wonder what they are like?' Thought Asuka.
Kiriya looked towards the door and said, "You may come in now, ."
Then the door opened to reveal Z, in his Hanzō Academy uniform, and had a black backpack, walked up to the board, and written his name in Japanese.
"Would you please introduce yourself to the class, and tell us some stuff about you." Said Kiriya.
"Hello, my name is Zachariah Collin, you can just call me Zack. I'm from New York, and I'm into all things sci-fi." Said Z.
"Sci-Fi? Does that mean he believes in aliens or something?" Said a male student.
"He's a total hottie! I would mind doing anything that he asked." Said a female student.
Kiriya cleared his throat to get everyone's attention.
"You may take the seat behind Asuka, Zachariah. Asuka." He said, looking at her direction.
Z then walk towards his seated behind her, and place his back behind the chair.
"Hi I'm Asuka. It's nice to meet you Collin. Hope we can get along." She said while looking at him with a smile.
"Likewise, but just call me Zach." He said with a smile.
While they were talking. Z noticed that he was getting a lot of deadly stairs,from his male classmates. He can also hear what some of them are saying.
"He gets to sit next to her." Said a male student.
"Why do all the pretty boys get all the luck?" Said another male student.
"I'm so jealous I could kill him." Said another male student.
Kiriya then began to start class.
(End Music)
•••
(Shopping District,Asakusa)
After school, the Hanzō girls were sent on a mission to deal with some punksin the Shopping District, again. Just like last time, they split up. But they couldn't find them and met back up with each other.
"Man, why can't we find these punks!?" Shouted an irritated Katsuragi.
"You're right. We searched everywhere and haven't seen them." Said Yagyū, with her umbrella over her shoulder.
"That is strange." Said Asuka.
"There is one place that we haven't searched." Said Hibari, who got her friends attention.
"Really, then lead the way Hibari." Said Ikaruga.
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Hibari led the group to the alley where they fought Haruka's puppets.
"This is the same place where we fought Haruka's puppets." Said Ikaruga, remembering that time.
"Ya! But this time we got Asuka with up this time." Said Katsuragi, who was groping Asuka.
"Aaah! Cut it out Katsu!" Screamed Asuka.
"Why should I. Is it because you rather have Zack be the one to grab these babies." Said Katsuragi, with a perverted smile, still groping her.
"Zack is not that kind of guy!" Shouted Asuka.
Then Katsuragi was pulled off of Asuka by both Ikaruga and Yagyū. As they dragged her into the alley. Hibari was trying to comfort Asuka, who was on her knees and covering her chest with her arms.
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The screen switches to the girls walking down the alley. They then come across the five punks.
"Well look at what we have here. A couple of earthlings." Said the one in the middle.
He looked to be just as tall as the girls, caucasian, had blonde buzz cut hair, a white T-shirt with 'I HEART EARTH', a black leather jacket, blue jean pants, and black converse.
"Should I rough them up boss?" Asked the one to his right, cracking his knuckles.
He towered over everyone, had dark skin, bald, looked fat, wore a gray hoodie, black pants, and had black nikes.
"Or can I web them up?" Asked the one who was on the big guy's shoulders.
He looked to be short compared to the others, tan skin, his hair looked to be dark-blue Wolverine style, wore a black T-shirt with a white monkey face design, a flamingo pink button up shirt with a black spiderweb design, blue pants, and brown slip on shoes.
On their boss's left was a caucasian, about his height, wearing a green lizard skin design jacket with the hoodie over his head, black sunglasses, black mask over his mouth, tan pants, and brown boots. All he did was just snarl, while looking at the girls.
Next to him was a female caucasian about the same height, B sized chest, with black spiky hair, red eyes, wore a purple T-shirt with a red flame design in the middle, a black sleeveless jean vest, torn up pants, and black boots.
"Looks like these punks are itching for a fight!" Said Katsuragi, with a grin ready for a fight.
"Remember Katsuragi, they're just regular people. We can't be to rough with them." Ikaruga whispered.
"Ya ya, I know." She replied.
Then the girls and punks started fighting each other.
(Background Music: Senran Kagura – In The Name Of Justice)
Ikaruga was fighting the female punk. She kept dodging her punches, looking for an opening. But when she was about to attack. The female punk delivereda powerful roundhouse kick to her stomach, sending her flying.
Yagyū was fighting the punk with the sunglasses. Every time he threw a punch at her. She would block it with her umbrella. Then she use it as a bat, and hit him in the face. The blow only broke his glasses, to reveal his yellow reptilian eyes. As he remove his glasses, he growled in anger. He swung his arm at her, sending her backwards.
Hibari was fighting the short punk. She was throwing childish punches, but the punk dodged it with ease. He then jump onto the wall, and jump off to kick her. The blow caused her to stumble backwards.
Katsuragi was fighting the big guy. She was delivering some powerful kicks, but he didn't so much as flinch. Every time she kicked him, it felt like she was kicking a steel wall. Then he grabbed her, picked her up, and threw her back.
Asuka was fighting their leader. As they were fighting, he driven her against the wall. He was then going to punch her, but she dodged it by jumping over him. This caused him to punch a hole in the wall. He then rotated his head 180 degrees, and did the same with his body. Then he raised his fist towards her direction, and it shot out like a rocket. Causing her to land on the others.
(End Music)
The girls were groaning in pain while they were getting up.
"What's the deal with these guys? Every time I kicked him, it felt like I was kicking a very thick steel wall!" Said Katsuragi, talking about the big guy.
"I know. While I was fighting their leader, he punched a hole in the wall, rotated his head, and shot his fist like a rocket." Said Asuka.
"Does that mean we're dealing with another kugutsu user shinobi?" Asked Ikaruga.
"I don't think so. All five of them have souls. But there souls, there's something off about them." Said Hibari, looking at the punks.
"You sure Hibari?" Asked Yagyū, who received a nod from Hibari.
As the girls were talking. The four punks regrouped with their leader, who was reattaching his arm. They then walked over to the girls, with cocky grins on their faces.
"We will admit. For a couple of humans, you five are a bit tougher than your weak species." Said the female punk.
"Well we're not done yet!" Shouted Katsuragi, with the others agree.
"Good. Cause we're not holding back anymore." Said the punks leader.
As on queue, the big guy's stomach torn open, to reveal two red arms. A Blue monkey tail and two blue fur arms, with three fingers, coming out of the sides of the short one. The one with the reptilian eyes' hands ripped off to reveal lizard hands and claws, and removed his mask to reveal sharp teeth. And a devils tail came out of the backside of the female punk.
The girls were surprised at what they were seeing.
"What are they!" Asked a scared Hibari.
"Stay close to me, Hibari." Said Yagyū, who opened her umbrella and used as a shield.
"Whoever these guys are, we have to go all out." Said Katsuragi with a determined grin.
"Then it's time for a Shinobi Transformation." Said Ikaruga.
"Right! You ready girls?!" Said Asuka, receiving a nod from her team.
"SHINOBI TRANSFOR…" Shouted the girls, but were interrupted by someone.
"Hold it, all of you!" Said a voice from behind them.
As the girls looked behind them, they were surprised to see Z. Who is now wearing black sunglasses and his MIB attire.
"Juvenile Police Department, Division 6." Said Z, holding up his 'Division 6' badge.
As he walked over, the girls tried to stop him.
"Hey, what are you doing here!?" Asked Katsuragi.
"Zachariah, please leave. It's far too dangerous for you here." Said Ikaruga, blocking his way.
"She's right, it's too dangerous here!" Said Hibari, with a concerned voice.
"Go, leave this to us." Said Yagyū.
"Zack." Said Asuka, who was very worried for his safety.
Z looked at her with a smile, and then began to walked past Ikaruga. Once he made his way to the punks, he took a look at each of them.
"So you're the five that's been causing the disturbance. A Tetramand, an Arachnichimp, a Zorgon, a Devilukean, and you. You're wearing an unregistered, and undocumentedArquillian Human Suit. You're obviously not an Arquillian. So step out of the suit and make it easy on yourself." Said Z.
"You will have to get past my friends here, to find out." Said the punk's leader.
(Background Music: Men In Black 2 – Jay Nabbed / Kay's Back)
The Tetramand tried to punch Z, but he dodged it by jumping backwards. Causing him to punch the ground. Z then grabbed a small silver rectangular device, with two prongs on top, from his jacket. Every time the Tetramand threw a punch at him. He would dodge, then use the device at certain key points on the arms, and his body. Rendering him temporarily paralyzed.
"MIB's Taser. It helps to be prepared." Said Z, putting the taser back into his jacket.
The Zorgon rushed in, trying to claw him. Z was dodging and trying to avoid the sharp claws. While Z was doing so, he reached into his jacket to grab his Communicator. Once he got close enough, he flipped it open and activated its flashlight feature to temporarily blind him. It caused the Zorgon to roar in agony, and cover his eyes. This gave Z some breathing room to use his free hand to grab a silvery-white round gun with two prongs, instead of a barrel,from his jacket. He fired it at him, then he was encased in ice.
"Had a feeling that the Icer would come in handy." Said Z, putting both it and his communicator back in his jacket.
The Arachnichimp was sneaking up behind Z ,on the wall. He fired a web at the end of his tail, trying to trap him. But Z turned around, grabbed it and pulled him in. As he pulled him, he whirled the web, trapping him instead.
Then Z look towards the Devilukean, who looked really pissed. She jumpedinto the air, and try to deliver an axe kick. But Z jumped and rolled to the side. She then rushed towards him, but he dodged it and grabbed her tail. By doing so, it caused her to fall to the ground, losing her strength. It also caused her to moan erotically. Z then used his freehand to grab a square looking gun, that didn't have a barrel, and fired two shots. The first shot trapped her in a green net, and the second shot was a smaller green net, to pin her tail high against the wall.
"Female Devilukeans have sensitive tales. Gave me the opportunity to use the Restrainer ." Said Z, putting it back in his jacket.
Watching from the sidelines. The girls couldn't believe that he was able to defeat four out of five of them with relative ease.
"How was he able to defeat that guy, but I couldn't! His skin was ridiculously tough, and now he has four arms! And was that a taser he used!?" Shouted Katsuragi.
"He used the flashlight on his phone to blind him, then used an odd looking gun, to in case him and ice." Said Yagyū.
"That was real cool how he wrapped him in his own web!" Said Hibari.
"By the sound of it, Zachariah knew their weaknesses. He is not a normal civilian." Said Ikaruga, pondering the situation.
"You think that he's some type of shinobi?" Asked Katsuragi, looking towards her direction.
"Zack. Who really are you?" Asuka whispered softly.
The screen switches back to Z, who was looking toward the punk's leader. Asthe punk ran towards him, Z brought out a silvery rectangular gun with a black grip. He fired a shot at him, leaving a hole in the punk's exoskeleton's stomach. It caused him to fall on his back, unable to move.
(End Music)
Z then went over to the punk's leader and kneeled down. Z pulled the left ear to pop open his face. Inside piloting the suit was a Fmek.
"So the one who was operating this Human Suit, was a Fmek." Said Z, standing back up.
"Ya, I'm a Fmek! Is that a crime!" He said, while stepping out of the suit.
"No, the crime that you and your friends committed was exposure in front of civilians." Said Z, looking over to the other punks.
"So why are you here, and not with the rest of your kind?" Ask Z, putting hisweapon back into his jacket.
"I left them! I'm sick of their stupid plans for the Arquillians, and looking for a new home planet!" Said the Fmek.
The Tetramand was getting over being paralyzed. He ripped the webs around the Arachnichimp. He then punch the ice to break free the Zorgon, and put one of his arms around him. The Arachnichimp went to free the femaleDevilukean. Then the four walked over to their leader. This caused the Hanzō girls to prepare to fight. But they stop when they noticed the sad looks on their faces.
"We only did that to scare those humans off." Said the Devilukeans, who was holding her tail.
"We don't have no home, no place to go. We just have each other." Said the Tetramand, with the Zorgon nodded in agreement.
"I see. There's a place a few blocks away that's run by MIB. Go there and they'll help you. Just let them know that Agent Z sent you." Said Z.
Then they began to leave the alley. Not before hiding they're exposed alien parts. But due to the damage of the Human Suit. The Tetramand carried it over his shoulder, and the Fmek was hiding in the Devilukean's vest pocket.
They looked back at Z, and the Fmek said, "Thank you.".
As they left, the girls walked up to Z. And they wanted answers.
"Hey, how come you know how to fight them!" Asked Katsuragi.
"What were they Zack?" Asked Hibari.
"Who really are you?" Asked Yagyū, glaring at and pointing her umbrella at Z.
"Zachariah, we want answers." Said Ikaruga calmly.
"Please Zack." Said Asuka, who received a smile from Z.
"Sure, you girls just look right here and all your questions will be answered." Said Z, who brought out his neuralyzer.
The screen then shows the entrance to the alley on the right, and in front of itwas a sidewalk next to the road.
Flash
A blue light was seen from the alley. Z comes out and walks down the sidewalk to his right. Then in front of screen showed the back of five girls.
There was a tanned skin girl with brown hair, a long ponytail tied by a white ribbon, wore a white T-shirt, blue jeans, and black shoes. Next to her was a girl with long blonde hair, wearing a green tracksuit, and had white and red slip on shoes. A girl with short green hair, wearing a red long sleeve sweater, black knee socks, and brown boot. A sort girl with black long hair, or pink tank top, blue skirt, white knee socks, and pink shoes. A girl with dirty blonde hair in buns at the end with a pink bow on top, yellow sweater, pink skirt, black belt, brown tights, and black heeled sandals.
Authors Note
Z has now got his new toys, and now started his mission. But how did the other girls know about 'Zack'? How did he know where to find those punks? And where did he get those other MIB gadgets? Those answers,will be answered in the next chapter.
Sorry if this chapter was a bit long. It took longer than intended. Try to fit everything, arrival to Japan, the debriefing, the gadgets. This chapter would've been longer, but I decided to make the next chapter fill in some of those blanks. I'll try to make it not as long as this one. I added theFukanaga clan in the story because Supah Ninjas was one of my favorite shows. What do you think about the layout of the MIB Headquarters in Japan? Can you guess where it's at?
In this story, I made where agents from Japan have and the Japanese alphabet. Like FU is for Y. FYI I tried looking it up, and went with what I found.
Hope you like how I added variance of the Three Stooges. I wanted to add them in to give the story a comedic vibe.
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Original Characters:
— Hattori: Looks like George Takei when he was playing Hologrampsfor Nickelodeon's Supah Ninjas.
— Agent FU/Yoshi: Looks like Hiroyuki Sanada.
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MIB gadgets:
— SHINOBI CHIKARA Sūtsu /My Original Design
— Neuralyzer /My Original Design
— Compass /My Own Upgrades
— Watch /My Own Upgrade
— Suit Disguise /My Own Disguise
— Yamaha YZF R6 /My Concept MIB Vehicle
— Dog Collar /Based Off The One From Cats & Dogs 2, But With My Original Features
— Taser /My Original Design
— Icer /MIB TV Series Version
— Restrainer /MIB TV Series
— Blaster /MIB 4 International
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Aliens Mentioned:
— Necrofriggians: From The Planet Kylmyys (Ben 10)
— Kryptonians: From The Planet Krypton (DC Comics/Universe)
— Oni-Aliens: From The Planet Oniboshi (Urusei Yatsura)
— Galvans: From The Planet Galvan Prime (Ben 10)
— Vulcan: From The Planet Ni'Var (Star Trek)
— Little Green Men: Planet Unknown
— Manzardills: From The Planet X'Nelli (Ben 10)
— Tetramand: From The Planet Khoros (Ben 10)
— Arachnichimp: From The Planet Aranhascimmia (Ben 10)
— Zorgon: From The Planet Zorgon (Zathura)
— Devilukean: From The Planet Deviluke (To Love Ru)
— Arquillian: From The Planet Arquillia (Men In Black)
— Fmek: From The Planet Fmoo (Men In Black)
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*If you wondering about the Zorgons in this universe, I evolve them. They aren't heat searching, carnivorous, pirates anymore. They're now explorers.*
