We all know that it is the time we know, and the month of when I make something to liven things up and so this is the gallery of songs for the Month of May, and May starts with the letter M and guess what? So does Minecraft, and also M starts for Madness Crossover. So, enjoy reading this guys.
Spells and Louds.
Chapter 651: May Minecraft Musics.
(May 1. Spellman Estate.)
We know the drill and so here we are again at the Spellman family recording studio and we see the band is setting up what they need for the songs they have lined up for this month.
Right now we see Sunset Shimmer, Luna and her band in the music recording room, along with the ones who are gonna sing, Gyro and Sergei. The ones on the recording table of course, are Michelle Lewis and Linka. The ones watching are: Neil, Leon, Lincoln, Jordan and the leaders of the Middle School Gamer's Club: Allison and Laurence.
Along with Simon, Stella, Artie, Lance, Trent and Richie. They are looking forward to these songs dedicated to some things from the game they play.
"Alright so we have what we need and so are we ready for this thing?" asked Gyro.
"We're all set and ready" said Michelle. "Everything is cleaned up and now we got this ready to lock, stock and role!" She gets ready the recording table.
Lincoln on the other hand is having some thoughts. 'Gyro is here now, and we should speak with him about Amity Tower, but that whole plan is something we need to talk about this before we make the raid and we don't even know if the guardian will even agree.'
Then Michelle gives them the thumbs up and so the beat begins.
Gyro: I'm a Creeper. Minecraft's Grimm Reaper. Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda. I'm not a creature that'll eat ya.
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter!
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper. Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep. I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader. Now the mine is mine, its finder's keepers.
Oh hi, I'm a Creeper. So nice, nice to meet ya. Is that the time? It's time to leave. And Tick, tock, tick tock.
Gyro and Sergei: Boom, Boom, Boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody Tune, Tune, Tune.
It's gonna make my brain go Boom, Boom, Boom.
I can't stop singing this bloody Tune, Tune, Tune.
Sergei: Pew, pew, pew.
Gyro: I do what I wanna, move aside mama. Tick-tick, I'm a suicide Bomber!
I take control, then I'm gonna. Leave a gaping hole, Belladonna.
That'll take its toll. When I'm on a quest to invade. Detonate your soul!
So you'd better stay indoors. Or I'll find your mine when you're mining ore.
You'll be dying, lying in gore. Darling, ow. What you crying for? Did somebody break your diamond sword?
I'm the violent sort, what a violent force. That'll frighten the Spartan's hark and hear Leonidas Talk. When he sees me. "Tonight we dine indoors!"
Gyro and Sergei: Boom, Boom, Boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody Tune, Tune, Tune.
It's gonna make my brain go Boom, Boom, Boom.
I can't stop singing this bloody Tune, Tune, Tune.
Gyro: its official, a ballistic missile. Couldn't get this result. I blow through stone like a six foot chisel.
So you'd better shiver when you hear the sizzle. Fffffo Shizzle.
Take a listen! It's a premonition of my mission. Death by Demolition!
If I don't come home there's a sign in my kitchen. To describe why I'm missing: Gone Fission.
White hot raps, I got stacks. Sometimes when I die, I drop tracks.
I got a lot, Ocelot. Fight off cats, if I'm feeling nice then I might not… Blast!
Gyro and Sergei: Boom, Boom, Boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody Tune, Tune, Tune.
It's gonna make my brain go Boom, Boom, Boom.
I can't stop singing this bloody Tune, Tune, Tune.
Gyro: My hobbies and interests include going…
Gyro and Sergei: Boom, Boom, Boom!
With the song done, they duo remove their headsets and they see Michelle Lewis and Linka give them the thumbs up on the song done being recorded.
"Well, that was very interesting, even though we all hate Creepers" said Gyro.
Leon sighs. "Yeah, like when you assholes got that fucking creeper to blow up my house in the game!"
Lincoln and the others chuckle. "First off, the whole time we did that was to rig your home with TNT so you would be the one to blow up your own house, that creeper was something we didn't see coming, and also my bad since I did not see the Creeper coming."
"No kidding" said Neil. "Also, Sergei is not needed for the next song."
"Got it." Sergei removes his headset and he walks out of the room and leaves Gyro to do the next song. "So, what's this one about?"
Linka looks to the notebook. "Next is… Well, this song is about the one creature in the game we've always been running from because they keep warping."
The others know what it is and so they speak the name. "The Enderman."
They all chuckle, though Michelle Lewis is confused. "Never seen or played the game, but this should be interesting, let's make this happen guys." The song begins with this creepy tune.
Gyro: Sit up and listen, I rift on the rhythm. The sickest musician, the slickest magician. Who'll slip and then zip into different positions. While lifting a brick with no slip of permission.
I'm not the most vicious of villain. I'm nicking it just to make vanilla thrilling. I'm not into killing but if you were given the gift of intuition.
Then keep me within your peripheral vision. 'Cause I'm a jittery disposition. I'm a nervous guy that prefers to hide. I'm terrible shy and I don't know why.
So please do me the following courtesy. And never look me in the purple eyes. I'm averse to being observed at night. So if you see me you deserve to die
Gyro and Leon: You don't want to mess with the Endermen.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't want to mess with the Endermen.
No, no, no, no, no... No!
Gyro: I see you peeking at me through the glass in the door. What, chap, are you asking for more? Boy, you're jibbering jabbering like an old.
Man reminiscing of back on the war. I'm naturally, massively tall. I should be practicing basket-ty ball. But I can't find a ball without corners at all.
So I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall. If we pass in the hall, you're gon'afto ignore me. Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor.
Grab a map and explore the various biomes. But be aware this is my home. I roam through the night alone. Hoping to find someone I can bone.
But I'm out of sight and mind and time. Like a rotary dial phone. I don't want to die alone. My type of solo's a xylophone.
Gyro and Leon: You don't want to mess with the Endermen.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You don't want to mess with the Endermen
No, no, no, no, no... Rockit!
Leon: You don't want to mess with the Endermen.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't want to mess with the Endermen.
No, no, no, no, no...
Don't look me in the eye, you better run and hide. I'm chasing after you until you die.
Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed. I'm hunting you tonight until you die.
It's time to tell the truth, a bomb you can't defuse. So easily amused to watch you die.
Don't you try to fight, you're lucky you're alive. I have you in my sights... no, no, no, no.
Gyro: Now you see me, now you don't. Shoving a dirt block down your throat.
You better not be getting out your boat. I suggest that you don't leave the house alone.
Oh, no, I'm on a mission. To win this staring competition.
I'll let you live on just one condition. If you put a pumpkin upon, you're forgiven.
No, no, no, no.
With this song done, the others clap at the performance Gyro did and it was impressive, Michelle finishes the recording and smiles. "Now that sounded both cool, awesome, intense and quite thrilling. Even though I have never seen or played anything of Minecraft related."
Gyro smirks. "That was impressive, and as if I hated those Endermen, now what the heck is next?"
"Leon, and his song is about the one name we tend to give those who keep blowing up or taking stuff from the chests and homes we make" said Linka as she puts the notebook away.
Allison is confused. "So, this is the song about the many stuff that goes bad to others when they start a server with others? Wow."
"That sounds dark and we've faced the greifing stuff when we played the Minecraft Purge thing" said Lance.
"Still not gonna forget how messed up we all went through" said Artie.
They all know that one, they all watch Leon go inside and Gyro walks out, Leon then hears the beat begin and Michelle begins to record the beat and the beat sounds so calm and so peaceful and Leon understand why. Then it turns into heavy metal!
Leon: Ha ha-Ha Haaaaa. All ye-who dare wander, humbles thyselves. In the path of my turbulence.
EMINENT DOOM APPROACHES!
Take up arms, protect your wives. Lock away all your food supplies. Whatever you hide I am gonna find. I severed the head of Herobrine.
Nobody's safe for me, the pent-up psycho Minecraft freak. Total destruction I shall wreak. Upon every living thing that I can see!! Taking your diamonds as soon as I find them.
Now all your treasure is MINE. Slaughtering of all your chickens and cows. And your cat and your dog and your SWINE. I'm stealing your crops, so call up the cops.
There's nobody who's on your SIDE. So how can a hopeless loner who's on his own.
Hope to surVIVE!!!
You used to love this game, in fact you were obsessed. Now look upon the burning landscape, wrought with death.
But this is just a start, I haven't finish yet. I'll see my work is done, when there is nothing left.
Leon and Lincoln: Too bad that's there nothing.
That you can do to stop me.
And if you are lucky.
You will respawn far away.
You pray one day for relief.
There's no such thing as good grief.
I don't know who could be worse.
Goddam I'm one good Griefer.
Leon: Here I come, don't stick around. Lincoln: "Quick lay low don't make a sound!" Leon: Stay inside, and underground. Not a single place that I won't tear down.
Don't give out your coordinates. I'll spawn a Ghast, be sure of it. Then watch and LAUGH, now you're PISSED. How could anyone ever get bored of this!!
You all know me I'm freakin OP. So you treat like I am a GOD.
Every season is open for griefin'. So give me a reason to STOP.
Turning your home into sticks and stones. As I raise it to the GROUND.
Under the grass, I light your ass. With the dynamite I FOUND.
I'm the kinda guy you can never hurt. Build me evil palace deep beneath the Nether Earth.
Lincoln: "Get off of our server, we were on it first!" Leon: But you won't be the last, of that, I am SURE.
Leon and Lincoln: Too bad that's there nothing
That you can do to stop me
And if you are lucky
You will respawn far away
You pray one day for relief
There's no such thing as good grief
I don't know who could be worse
Goddam I'm one good Griefer.
With the song done they all remain shocked and Michelle finishes recording. "Whoa! What the heck was that about and why did that sound crazy scary?"
Leon smirks. "Hence the name Griefer and I have been victim by the whole stick many times. So, what the hell is next? Because that was so awesome to perform!"
Neil sighs. "Well, this should be interesting." He then walks into the room and Leon walks out, and so Neil sees the lyric sheets and is surprised. "Herobrine?!"
The others are also shocked. "Herobrine?!"
Jordan, Lincoln and Linka smirk. "Yeah, a Herobrine thing. Hit it!"
The beat starts with Sully on the keyboard and it sounds like organs, Michelle begins to record and so does Linka and so Neil takes a moment to calm down and he smiles.
Neil: They say I'm a myth, a legend of sorts. But they don't know shit, I'm a devilish force. You'd better equip yourself with a sword. And keep your fireplaces lit, and lock all your doors.
If you don't think I exist, let's keep it that way. Cuz it'll be hilarious when you see my face. I'll make you kids piss in your pants, as you run away. Your whole server has been cursed, there is no escape. Even if you build a house out of obsidian blocks.
I'm gonna find my way inside, it should be simple enough. Then every time you turn a corner I'll be givin' ya shocks. You wanna get rid of me? Then first get rid of these cocks HA-HA.
I'll make a skeleton look like your best friend. You'll never get scared of creepers or zombies ever again. Cuz I'm the kinda stuff all your nightmares are made of. Go ahead, jump in bed, I'll be here when you WAKE UP! Waggh!
Herobrine! Is the last thing you'll ever see.
If you talk smack I'll make your sever crash. So you'd better watch your back for me.
And, if you think I'm just a superstition. You're in for an epic surprise.
You hear a sound? What's that?! Turn around! Oh crap! Take a look into my lifeless eyes.
You are now succumbing to my moderately persuasive mind powers and will do everything I say. Bazowwowwow.
Everybody loves talking about. How they saw Herobrine deep down underground. But next time one of you punks wants to run your mouth. Be careful what you wish for – WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
Never lie about a Herobrine sighting. You might be the guy who gets struck twice by lighting. Yes, I'm making your Minecraft life more frightening. Looks like your little night light needs igniting.
I'll creep inside your mine and give you a scare. And look the writings on the wall, I mean, it's clear I was there. After I burn your house down and you've pulled out your hair. I'll leave you a chest of food just to show that I care.
Maybe he's not such a monster Maybe he's misunderstood.
We can't assume he's got bad intentions. Maybe he's really good.
Oh gosh dang it. I should've know better! AaaaAaaaaaaa!
Herobrine. Is the last thing you'll ever see.
If you talk smack I'll make your sever crash. So you'd better watch your back for me.
And, if you think I'm just a superstition. You're in for an epic surprise.
What's that noise? Oh no! Hello boys! Agh! Go! I'll kill you all with my lifeless eyes.
I make this beloved game you play. A massive booby trap, not a place is safe. Cuz I'm the kinda guy it's ok to hate. So rage quit, hurry up, it ain't too late.
I'll get you lost in the jungle for days and days. I hope you're starving quick cuz I ate your steaks. And when you mine those diamonds and you're making bank. Don't even try to hide 'em, cause I'll take 'em MANG.
Brick by brick and block by block.
Destroying all you've built, I can't be stopped.
I need no introduction cuz you all know me.
I am a Minecraft God, flyin' around cuz I got OP.
With the song done, the recording is complete and Neil smirks. "Now that sounded deadly, has anyone here even encountered that hacker based character of Minecraft?"
They all don't raise their hands, then Allison speaks. "Technically Herobrine is just something some guys made up, and then folks gave that characters a back story as some kind of evil being who destroys everything."
"She's not wrong" said Laurence. "Just as Griefer is meant to be more folks than one, Herobrine is just some gimmick to make the game more popular and put curiosity to players head so they could look for the dreaded Herobrine, and thank goodness we're not falling for that one."
Trent, Artie and Lance remain silent. Truth be told, they thought he was real and tried to find him, and now that they know Herobrine is not real, this is super embarrassing for them.
"Alright, so who the heck is next?" asked Neil.
"Me." Leon walks towards the room and goes in. "From the lyric sheets and I know that I am gonna be tag teaming with you for the next song."
Neil then recalls the next song. "Right, okay then. Let's do this thing people!"
Luna smirks. "Remember, this is about dominance and kind of a battle of two beings, got it?"
The duo nod and they see Michelle Lewis and Linka hit record and so the beat of this song begins and it sounds like a fight is gonna happen.
Neil: I'll be driving you crazy all around the clock.
You already know my name cuz I've been around the block.
I think it goes without saying that I'll never be matched.
I'll make you children want to run away.
And never look back, because. I am the demon from your nightmares. (Nightmares.) You think I'm gone, but then I'm right there. (Right there.) I'll stare inside of your house and maybe take all your stuff.
And when you tell your friends. They'll just think you're making it up!
Leon: Shut up, Herobriiiine, cuz I don't give a fuck. I leave none aliiiive and take no prisoners. I set you on fiiiire and watch you sizzle up. If you got the diiiiamonds you better just give 'em up.
I don't need technique or magic. I just hop onto your server. And unleash my wrath. If you get me freaked out
I'll just say it's all in my head. Why is that? Oh, wait!
Cuz you're already dead!
Neil: Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
Leon: Who's the Baddest of them all?
Neil: You don't have to say.
Leon: Cuz I already know. It's Me!
Neil: No, me! NO! SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
Mirror, mirror. Tell me now.
Leon: Who's the Baddest cat in town?
Neil: You can kiss my ass!
Leon: And you can suck my balls!
Neil and Leon: YOU AND ME WILL NEVER GET ALONG!
Neil: Leave none alive and take no prisoners? Come on, that one's not even original! The only thing you do is put back progress. What good does that do if I'm the one who stops it?
Breaking down houses? That takes no skill! You only piss people off, but I'll be giving them chills. Good grief, how much more predictable can you get? You'd better look out for me
You don't know what I'll do next!
Leon: Pissin' people off? Yep, that is all that I do! And from the way that you rage. Looks like I've done it to you!
I treat everything I grief like it may be my last. That's why these people think that. I'm the biggest pain in the ass!
I don't just blow up your house. I'm putting down booby traps.
I'll drop you into the nether and you will never come back! All your crops are my crops, I'll murder your livestock. Why? Cuz I do more damage than Herobrine does!
Neil: Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
Leon: Who's the Baddest of them all?
Neil: You don't have to say.
Leon: Cuz I already know. It's Me!
Neil: No, me! NO! SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
Mirror, mirror. Tell me now.
Leon: Who's the baddest cat in town?
Neil: You can kiss my ass!
Leon: And you can suck my balls!
Neil and Leon: YOU AND ME WILL NEVER GET ALONG!
Neil: You know everybody thinks you're a nuisance. Why don't you come up with a couple of new tricks?
Leon: Uh oh, I don't want to sound overzealous. I think that I'm making you kinda jealous!
Neil: I can't fix a house, but I can't fix you! You seem like a guy who's got mommy issues.
Leon: Ha-ha, good one that was such a lame joke. At least I'm not a stupid video game hoax!
Neil: You bum off of servers as if you were homeless.
Leon : All I do is destroy so why would I want my own, bitch? Griefing is an art, I find a canvas and paint.
Neil: Well you can call it an art, but that will not get you laid! I'm gonna pick up some obsidian and cover you up.
Leon: But you're the one with a face only a mother could love! I leave debris in my wake.
Neil : I leave emotional scars.
Neil and Leon : If you come across disaster. YOU KNOW THAT IT'S OURS!
Neil: Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
Leon: Who's the Baddest of them all?
Neil: You don't have to say.
Leon: Cuz I already know. It's Me!
Neil: No, me! NO! SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
Mirror, mirror. Tell me now.
Leon: Who's the baddest cat in town?
Neil: You can kiss my ass!
Leon: And you can suck my balls!
Neil and Leon: YOU AND ME WILL NEVER GET ALONG!
They finish recording, and are all shocked at what happened, the song sounded intense and very crude with the foul language and they see Neil and Leon are facing each other and both of them look super pissed off.
The two then calm down and look to the others. "So, how did we do?"
They all remain silent and have no words to say, but Laurence says something. "Wow. Those were intense and very offensive on both sides, talk about a grudge match."
(Western area of Royal Woods.)
Another portal opens and this time something big and very angry comes out. This creature roars and it looks to the light from the town ahead. But this thing is not alone, and other creatures come out from the portal and look to the lights from the town of Royal Woods.
Executioner. A Huge humanoid made up of several card guard parts and wields a scythe for a weapon.
Insidious Ruin. Composed mainly of ruin and has a doll head and engine which pump out a small amount of black smog.
Samurai Wasp. A yellow-garbed wasp skilled in the art of the katana.
Doll Girl. A huge, eyeless doll whose weapons are halves of a pair of scissors or hooks.
The creatures gaze onto the town ahead of them, and then they see the Eyepot go to them and it points to the town, and so they make their way to the town of Royal Woods to spread some, madness.
To be continued in the next chapter.
A/N: A bunch of songs I like, and are based from Minecraft, and tomorrow is the chapter where we confront the beings who dare to bring ruin to their home, will they get some help? Maybe. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Creeper Rap – By Danbull.
Enderman Rap – By Danbull.
Griefer Metal Rap – By JT Musics.
Herobrine Rap – By JT Musics.
Herobrine vs Griefer Rap – By JT Musics.
Date made: 4/7/21.