A/N: While I've never posted this publicly, I updated this in real time. There are a handful of entries that span from 2016-2017, in which at the time I was a 6th grader lol. In every chapter I'll have an Author's Note just like this one in case I need to correct or clarify something. Enjoy :)
May 1, 2016
Dear diary,
Oh my goodness! I just got a new diary today! Isn't that awesome?! And by "new," I actually mean "new." Dimmy "accidentally" spilled juice all over my old one. Now it's soaked! I can't read any of the words now. Well, fine, a little, but still! That was two days ago. I've been trying to think up something to do as my revenge for him. Boy, will he be sorry!
I have a list of what I could do to him:
-Go into my spider form and chase him down shooting rupees at him
-Make him uncomfortable by trying to touch him every now and then
-Force him into watching romantic movies with me for a whole week
Oh, it's so hard to choose! Maybe I could do all of them? Maybe. It'll be the perfect revenge! I'll see what I'll do tomorrow, for that is the day I rain my revenge on him! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!