(Several days later, Lucy 2 bridge)
Lucy sat on her throne listening to a report from a couple of her droids.
"Unicorns fight with pointy horns, we need pointy horns" said a super droid
"Yeah, I don't think so" said Lucy
"Why not?"
"Because you guys can't-
Lucy's phone began to ring, so she answered it
"This is Tommy's pizza, we got the 100 pizzas you ordered"
"Sounds great, bring them over" said Lucy
"Uh, you ordered 100 pizzas?"
"Yeah and a calzone and hot wings. Now get here quick, ok? Your moms like totally starving" said Lucy
"Dude she's onto us, hang up" someone whispered
The caller quickly hung up, causing Lucy to roll her eyes.
"Prank calls, they think I'm that stupid" said Lucy
"It's crazy people still treat you like that. So, the ship is ready?" Kevin asked as he walked in
"More or less, not thrilled with the additions" said Lucy
"How bad are they?" Kevin asked
"I've seen worse" said Vanellope as she walked onto the bridge
"It's all I could do. To repaint the thing cost 2 million alone. And you weren't gonna help, mom"
"It's just too risky. No one likes these droids, and I only tolerate them at best" said Vanellope "what did you even put in anyway?"
"There's a pool, added some guest rooms. Kevin loaned some games from his arcade. Childcare room, threw together a couple makeship sports stuff. The training rooms are available. I was limited again on what I could add with the money. Oh they can shoot the cannons out into space, get rid of the leftover instant noodles miss honey insisted I'd like when we were broke" said Lucy
"Did you like them?" A droid asked
"Instant noodles are the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten. And I've drank frozen energon" said Lucy
"You have? And you lived?" A droid asked
"After a night of surgeries yes. I didn't know it was energon" said Lucy "Look this space cruise isn't about me, it's about you guys, I want people to stop abusing you"
"All we can do is hope it works" said a droid
"Kids, you know I support your ideas but I have my doubts about this one. I mean you trust stinkbrain to captain?" Vanellope asked
"Grandpa I think is qualified. He did say he wanted to travel more, this is his chance" said Lucy
"Ok, but I still have my doubts" said Vanellope
"I'll let Miss Honey know about the trip. Despite what we think about her right now, we need her. A review from her means something to the district anyway" said Kevin
Kevin went over to honey's store down the road and went inside, where honey was restocking some shelves.
"Ah, Kevin, welcome" said Honey
"Miss Honey, on behalf of my sister, I give you this invitation aboard her new space cruise along with your entire family" said Kevin as he gave her a letter
"Oh so you guys got that figured out?" Honey asked
"Uh, somewhat. We had a limited budget, but we have some amentities. You'll have a nice 3 day cruise to Aquis. My grandpa is gonna be the captain" said Kevin
"Ralph knows how to be a captain?" Honey asked
"My grandpa ran the castle during the siege of equestria, he knows how to do things, probably" said Kevin "please just come and make some video reviews, my sister needs this. You really wanna hear she's trying to drown herself again?"
"No, I never want to hear that again. Ok I'll give the cruise a go, I mean how bad can it really be?" Honey asked
(2 days later)
"This is it?" Honey asked
Honey stood in the hangar bay of the ship with her husband, kids, and parents. Droids were moving about setting things up. The ship looked hastily converted with a pool and makeshift bar, a basketball court, tennis court, and a batting cage all next to each other. Several boxes simply labeled 'Entertainment?' Were sitting near the pool
"I'm almost afraid to ask what's in the boxes" said Zeke
Honey looked through the boxes and saw they each were filled with expired instant ramen noodles.
"This is what the twins wasted their money on for entertainment? And this is why I thought investing was a bad idea" said Honey
"Actually we just had these lying around under the castle"
"You kept expired ramen?" Honey asked confused
"All this came out of your pocket" said a commando droid
"What do you mean? I didn't pay for this stuff" said Honey
"This is leftover from when the royal family was left to the mercy of the galactic empires war reparations. You felt this food was good enough for our princess" said the commando
"Lucy loves Japanese food, she didn't like this?" Honey asked
"She couldn't stomach it and only ate it if desperate" said the commando
"Oh so they did have food they just didn't wanna eat it is that what I'm hearing? After all the-
"This food she claimed she wouldn't serve to anyone. It reminded her too much of when the empire had her imprisoned after she was overthrown. I would know, I knew a b2 who was in that cell with her. But none of that matters, you will all have the rare opportunity to use an e web cannon and destroy these worthless noodle cups"
"Did you say an e web? You have one of those?" Zeke asked
"Indeed we do" said the commando "well set it up tomorrow, the battery needs to charge"
"Hello Potts/ Shaw family. Look I know this thing looks rushed, and you probably don't think I'm qualified to captain this ship. But I promise this will be a fun trip. I know how to have fun" said Ralph
"You do?" Asked Zeke
"I can cannonball into that pool right now but that probably wouldn't be a good idea right now. Droids why don't you show the guests to their rooms, get them settled in" said Ralph
"Roger Roger, follow us"