Episode 2 (WAHOO!):
The episode begins where we left off in episode 1
Honedge: Ugh…those guys are pissing me off…it's just like my master…
Blacephalon: Oh helloth Honedge! How are youth?!
Honedge: Fuck off Blacephalon…like actually, do you actually have braincells?
Typhlosion: Blacephalon's cool, you just gotta give them a chance.
Typhlosion then proceeds to smoke a fat blunt
Honedge: You shut up too Typhlosion, all you do is smoke and other shit…i'm out of here…
Honedge leaves, until bumping into Frillish
Frillish: Oof!
Frillish falls into mud
Frillish: Oy! Watch where you go, you bloody bastard.
Honedge: Sorry…just, get out of my way, I have to get away from those big neanderthals.
Frillish: Oy? Why's that?
Honedge: Because I don't even want to be here, the prize only intrigued me…
Frillish: Your loss i suppose, but you aren't off my mark yet…
Honedge pouts
Honedge: Oh no…I'm so scared…
Frillish: Grrr…why i outta!-
Mr Glove: Woah woah woah, both of you, knock it off, because you shouldn't be fighting without any reason…right?
Honedge: Well, this asshole decided to be a big bimbo and get in my way.
Frillish: ORRR! You can't just say that, you bloody bumped into me you blumfum! And plus, I'm not a female you twat!
Honedge: Don't expect me to go down without a FIGHT!
He pointed at Frillish, Frillish puts his hands in the air
Frillish: Woah! You can't just do that you bloody twinter needle!
Honedge: Yes, I fucking can…
Mr Glove: Calm down you two! We can't settle the 2nd episode with violence right away, right?
Honedge: So what…you want to get killed?!
Mr Glove yelps
Mr Glove: IT'S ELIMINATION TIME FOLKS!
It's Elimination Time!
Mr Glove: So, as you may know, you five talentless bastards lost last time, so you guys will be doing the elimination! Together with me! Yippee!
Honedge: Ugh…who the fuck cares.
Mr Glove angrily stares at Honedge
Mr Glove: I do, now anyway, here is how it works, for the prize, only the least voted gets one, the people who didn't get the least, nor the most, will stay in the game, but won't get a prize, and as for the person who is eliminated, they'll be turned into stone until the finale, now, let's get onto the elimination! Starting off, Typhlosion, you got the least out of the five, with Minus 3.
Typhlosion: Lit…what do I get?
Mr Glove: You get this button.
Mr Glove throws the button at Typhlosion, and he gets hit
Typhlosion: Ow…
Typhlosion looks at the button
Typhlosion: I wonder what this does…
Typhlosion grabs the button, and presses it! Unfortunately, nothing seemed to happen…yet
"Uhhh…nothing happened" Typhlosion said, as he was smoking a big blunt.
"Yes, something did technically happen, because you're gay now" Mr Glove said, grinning in the process.
"Huh…" Typhlosion spoke.
"But anyway, Frillish! Enjoy your safety! Because you're the next one safe at Minus 1! Congratulations!" Mr Glove announced.
"Oy, that's some good news to ear from you mate" Frillish said in his new British accent.
"Bottom 3! Shedinja, Honedge & Spectrier, you guys…are just irrelevant" Mr Glove said, doing a troll face.
"WHAT! HOW COULD THE VIEWERS VOTE ME OFF!? I LITERALLY HAD ONE OF THE BEST TALENTS!" Honedge was filled with anger.
"Neiiighhhhh" Spectrier Neighed.
"Di-nja-shed-in-sh…" Shedinja quietly spoke.
"Well, without further speaking lies, let's show the votes! TV! Take it away!" Mr Glove said, as TV started to calculate the votes.
The bars went up and down, up and down…until the votes were revealed, Honedge was eliminated with 3 votes, against Shedinja & Spectrier's 0
"And it seems that the mean samurai is going stone! Say toodles!" Mr Glove goofingly said.
"WHAT!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THIS STUPID COCOON AND HORSE GET TO BE SAFE, BUT NOT ME?! I LITERALLY HAD A GOOD ACT!" Honedge shouted aggressively.
"Well, not to be the type of guy, but you are just so eerie, with your looks, you need a new fashionista mate" Frillish said in his British accent.
"Yeah, and you were very meanth!" Blacephalon stated.
Honedge's eye gets irritated, and Mister Glove snaps his fingers to stonify Honedge
"I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU! ONCE I COME BACK, I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU! MARK, MY WORDS, MARK MY FUCKING WOOOOOOOOR-!" Honedge angrily spoke, before being turned fully into nothing but a rock.
Then, pure and utter silence happens
"Well, I guess you could say, that is, 'set in stone'" Mr Glove said, as people began to laugh at his joke, and then the Seinfeld theme played in the background.
"So uh…what's the next challenge?" Typhlosion said, as he put his cigarette in his pocket.
"Unfortunately, I have no challenge ideas, BUT! I have a friend of mine who does!" Mr Glove said, as he grabbed his cellphone, and began to type in a random phone number.
Meanwhile, in the infamous country of the USA
Super Bad Mario & Super Bad Luigi were pulling pranks on citizens again, for the giggles, and they were throwing Koopa shells at a couple
"Ow, Ow! Ow!" The couple said.
Mario laughs
"This is a-so much fun!" Mario happily said, jumping on the couple.
"I know, right?" Luigi said, also stomping on them.
Then, Mario gets a call from his phone, it plays the Super Mario 3D world title theme, he then gets off the couple, Luigi was curious, so
"A-hello?" Mario said, curious who it was.
"Hello, you're speaking with Mr G, infamous showrunner for the past 2 and a half years, I've come to call you to host today's challenge" Mr Glove told via the phone.
"Oh really? I'd Be glad to do so!" Mario answered.
"Alright then, see ya later!" Mr Glove said.
"Bye bye!" Mario said, hanging up the phone.
"Who was a-that?" Luigi asked curiously.
"It was a-someone called a-Mr Glove, I'm going to host a-challenge for his show" Mario replied.
"Oh? You're getting pretty a-famous, ey Mario?" Luigi said.
"Yeah, I've been in many shows as of a-lately, Family guy, the Simpsons, you name it!" Mario said, explaining to Luigi.
"Wowie zowie! That's a lot!" Luigi said in a surprised tone.
"I know, a-right?" Mario proudly said.
The brothers spun in their arms
"Well, I need to go now Luigi, He needs a-me right now! Catch ya on the flipside!" Mario said, walking over to a pipe.
"Later Mario! Good luck!" Luigi wished.
"WAHOO!" Mario said, as he jumped in the pipe, leaving the United States of America.
Meanwhile, back at the sewers
"...Hmm, he should arrive any minute now…" Mr Glove anticipated.
Suddenly, a green pipe appears
"YAHOO!" Mario gets launched out of the pipe, jumping on the ground safely.
"Ah! There he is! Welcome, Super Bad Mario!" Mr Glove said, showing off the guest host for today's episode.
They all clap, except Spectrier, who's is a horse, Mario bows down of the applause
"A-thank you, A-thank you so much!" Mario said, while bowing.
"Well, now you guys know who our guest host for today's challenge, It's time for our silly and little guest host to tell us the challenge set up for today" Mr Glove said with glee.
"Okie dokie! Today's challenge is this! One person gets infected by a poison mushroom and they have 15 seconds to pass it over, and if they don't, they'll die! And the worst part, is that it takes place in a maze! and the maze is sorta small! So be careful where you walk! If you manage to get poisoned again, The timer will stay the same for how many seconds you had remaining before passing it through someone else, Once a player dies, the timer's for the surviving players will reset! And a new player will be selected as the victim, the last player standing will a-win!" Mario said to all of the contestants.
"Oh my days, that sounds horrifying!" Frillish said shocked.
"Which it sorta is!" Mario replied to Frillish's question.
"Anywho, you guys will be teleported to the maze in three…two…one" Mr Glove counted down, and then snaps himself, and teleports into a maze, similar to the Mario Party 9 Minigame: "Ruins Rumble."
Everyone spawns in, and the 16-bit Mario throws a Poison Mushroom at Shedinja
"Let's-a-go!" Mario said, as Mr Glove blew on a whistle.
"Shed…ja-ni-ed, ja…" Shedinja said, as they moved towards Blacephalon.
"Oh noth! This is the endth of theth clown!" Blacephalon said.
Meanwhile, Typhlosion & Frillish were hiding in a corner
"Phew…So…you think that we are safe here?" Typhlosion asked, still smoking some weed.
"Yeah, I think so" Frillish replied.
Typhlosion grabs a lighter, and lights his blunt
"How 'bout we spill the beans and form a truce, does that sound nice ey?" Typhlosion said to Frillish.
"Well, I could use some Allies right about now…and you promise me to keep me alive in the challenge?" Frillish asked.
"Sure can do my pal-" Typhlosion said, before getting tagged by Blacephalon.
"Aw shit…" Typhlosion said, as the timer slowly ticked down.
"Wait, Give it to me! I have a plan…" Frillish said, rubbing his hands schemingly.
Meanwhile, at the other side of the room
"Shed…irna, nin-shed…" Shedinja explained to Spectrier.
Spectrier just nodded, but before she could walk away, Frillish tagged the horse
"Oh ho ho ho! Eager to be defeated?" Frillish scoffs and laughs.
Shedinja looked angry, and left in the shadows, while Frillish left the scene, Spectrier looked confused, and sudden, Spectrier gets killed due to the timer running out
"Looks like-a Spectrier is-a first one out-a" Mario spoke through the microphone.
"Yep! That was the end of round one, get ready for round 2 folks!" Mr Glove Announced.
Suddenly, Super Bad Mario throws a Poison Mushroom at Typhlosion and got infected by the poisonous mushroom
"Ow, my lungs" Typhlosion said, while getting infected by the Poison.
"Oy, you okay mate?" Frillish asked him.
"Yeah, it's just my COUGH COUGH, Lungs, bleh…" Typhlosion said, while coughing out smoke, And then fucking dies.
Frillish watches him die, and looked concerned at him
"...Uhhhh…well, that just happened to be there, didn't it" Frillish awkwardly.
"Shed…in, shej…" Shedinja just spoke.
"Wow, I'mth in the top 3th again!? This is crazy is a lollipopth!" Blacephalon happily said, while jumping, but then trips.
"Woops!" His head then explodes, which causes the field to reassemble itself, and One by one, they get reassembled into a new battlefield.
"Mamma Mia! It looks-a-like Blacephalon shuffled the tiles around, Looks-a-like it's gonna be even a-harder than a-usual! Hoohoo!" Mario said happily.
"Indeed it is, and since Typhlosion died, he's the 2nd person to be facing elimination, alongside Spectrier in elimination hell!" Mr Glove told the contestants.
"Well that ain't swell, isn't that right Blacephalon?" Frillish asked them, But Blacephalon was gone, Frillish looked confused, but turned around, and saw Shedinja.
"Holy crumpets!" Frillish looked at Shedinja shockingly, because he was shocked that he was able to reach up to him so fast.
"Shed…SHEDINJA" Shedinja spoke creepily, and slowly approached Frillish.
Frillish began to run for his dear life, but that was short lived, as he reached a dead end
"Oh golly gee willikers, it seems that my time has been drained to the form of a very bad spot, so I might as well bid farewell to my only forsaken christ in my lord of vain, Jesus louisus, and his almighty power of thee perfectionist of the entire world, I bid you farewell, oh farewell!" Frillish said, stalling some time so Shedinja's counter would be drained faster.
Shedinja came closer…and closer…until…he died
"Phew…that British slang really payed off, isn't that right dead corpse?" Frillish asked it, mockingly.
No response
"As wondered of expectancy" Frillish said dapperly.
"It seems that it's down to the final 2, Blacephalon, who just stood there for the whole entire time and has done nothing but run away like a pussycat, and Frillish, the MVP of this whole maze, with his amazing strategy, who shall come on the mountain peak? That's where you'll find out, RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK!" Mr Glove announced, and started the advertisement.
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"Alright, and we are back, live and running, it's down to our final 2, Frillish, and Blacephalon" Mr Glove announced.
"Only one of you can-a-win, so you guys shall be wished the best of luck!" Mario wished them.
"I dunnoth, I'm scaredth!" Blacephalon fluttered their arms scaredly.
Mario grunts angrily
"Take-a this!" Mario angrily replied, and threw a poison mushroom.
Then, Blacephalon gets poisoned
"Oh noth! What have I doneth!? I need to findth him!" Blacephalon said, running off.
"Hehe, good one" Mr Glove said to Mario, giving him a tiny fist bump with his index finger.
Meanwhile, Frillish was just drinking some tea
"Hmmm, yes, this tea is made out of TEA" Frillish said, while sipping his tea, like a gentleman.
Meanwhile, Blacephalon was looking everywhere, the timer was nearly running out, Blacephalon looked around everywhere, but to no avail, until seeing a corner, and finding Frillish
"Ooooh, I finally found youth!" Blacephalon said, rubbing their hand on their other hand.
Frillish spits out his tea, although there was no tea in his mouth
"Oh wait, One sec" Frillish said, trying to be excused for a second, and drank out some tea.
Frillish spits out his tea
"HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU GET HERE SO QUICKLY?!" Frillish spoke shocked.
"That doesn't matterth, What matters I'd that I've got you nowth!" Blacephalon said, as they ran towards Frillish.
Frillish, screamed in a British way, and tried to dodge the attack, but, he got touched with cooties, well, not really, but do they mean the same thing? I mean, sort of? Look, I'm just a schmuck who doesn't know some words of the English dictionary, so DON'T EXPECT ME TO KNOW THESE WORDS
Anyway, where was I, oh right! Frillish got touched by the Poison Mushroom curse
"Ha!" Blacephalon said, and they did a victory dance.
Frillish just looks left and then right, and then back in front, and touched Blacephalon, and since Blacephalon's time was at 1, they instantly died
"Oops, I'm a warm explosive murderer" Frillish said, not regretting a thing about killing Blacephalon.
"And it looks-a like Frillish wins this-a challenge! Congratulations to him, Wahoo!" Mario told them, clapping for Frillish while doing so.
"Yep, that's sure tipsy topsy right! Meaning that Typhlosion, Shedinja, Blacephalon and Spectrier will be occupied for the next elimination!" Mr Glove told the viewers.
"Thanks for-a having me over, it was-a so much-a fun! But, I need to get-a going, my brother Luigi wants to have a-lots of spaghetti!" Mario said, running up to the wall, and then wall jumps off the wall and ducks down Into warp pipe.
"See you later!" Mario spoke his final words for the episode, and went into the warp pipe, exiting the sewers.
Then, some silence happens
"So, what no-" Frillish spoke, before being brutally interrupted by Mr Glove.
"Well Frillish, I was bound to say, but we have to get back to the sewers and recover; Typhlosion, Blacephalon, Spectrier and Shedinja" Mr Glove told Frillish, and spoke very fast when saying the names of the contestants.
"Oy, I was gonna say that next bruv" Frillish disappointedly told Mr Glove about the situation.
"Yadda yadda yadda- shut the fuck up" Mr Glove said to Frillish.
Frillish did the frowny bob face, and soon, Mr Glove sends him back to the sewers, and recovers said contestants from earlier
"Ow…my ears still burn from that noise" Typhlosion said, scratching his ear.
"Shedinja…" Shedinja said boredly to Typhlosion, trying to explain to Typhlosion that he is a fire type, but since Shedinja can only speak in Shedinjinese, it doesn't work for them, what a bozo!
"Well well well, if it isn't the contestants that are up for elimination next episode, you guys are sadly up for elimination, so one of you will face the rocky road of your own demise sooner than later! But besides that point, I have an announcement to make" Mr Glove told the eliminated contestants.
"Yeah?" Only Typhlosion & Blacephalon said, because the other two couldn't, one, talk, or two, speak another language.
"You guys are about to face a new stage of elimination, called EXTERNAL HYBRID VOTING! That's right! The viewers can not only vote one to be safe and one to be eliminated, but the contestants can do so as well!" Mr Glove told the 4 contestants that we're in danger.
"WHAT!?" Only Typhlosion & Blacephalon said, because Again, one, can't talk, or two, speaks another language.
"But more on that later, as for you Frillish, you can go to a Tea party with Arceus themselves, YIPPEE!" Mr Glove happily said to Frillish, becoming a TBH Creature when saying Yippee!
"Oh my lord!" Frillish said shocked, but happily.
"But unlike you four, you guys need to face elimination next episode" Mr Glove told them all.
"Drat!" Typhlosion pouted.
"Oh noth!" Blacephalon scaredly shivered.
"Neighhh.." Spectrier disappointedly neighed.
"Shedinjajnidehs" Shedinja said.
"So Viewers! You know the drill by now, vote someone to be saved or eliminated from these four bozo's here, you can either vote for Blacephalon, Shedinja, Spectrier or Hisuian Typhlosion! Voting ends in 1 and a half weeks, see you in episode 3!" Mr Glove said, waving goodbye.
Ending
While everyone was just chit chatting, something happened within the stone statue of Honedge, it slowly started to evolve into a Doublade…for some odd reason, what was the cause of this? Who let this happen? That doesn't matter, but meanwhile, in heaven, Frillish and Arceus were having a delightful tea party-
"SHHHH! So rude to interrupt" Both Arceus & Frillish said, shushing it.
Jeez, I was only trying to explain things to the viewers so they would understand-
"SILENCE, MORTAL" Arceus said, in a godly tone.
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"So, how's the tea god?" Frillish asked in a gentleman's tone.
"Pretty…exquisite, if I do say so myself" Arceus replied to the question.
"That's quite good, and would you like some biscuits?" Frillish asked, offering them a biscuit.
"Indubitably" Arceus said, and munched the biscuit away.
"Hey guys, may I join the party-" Mr Glove asked.
"Are you related to the almighty Great Britain?" Arceus asked Mr Glove.
"Erm…sort of, if you put it in the right way" Mr Glove told Arceus if he was British or not.
"Hmmm…I guess you can, if only you promise one thing" Arceus spoke.
"Yes?" Glove boy asked.
"If you manage to get the episode on time next time, then you can join our tea party" Arceus spoke deviously, knowing it's impossible.
"Fuck" Mr Glove said, doing that one Bandu pose.
Frillish and Arceus happily smirked and chuckled, as the episode comes to a close-
"SHHHH! We're drinking tea in this godly place, so do not speak thee unholy" Arceus & Frillish said to them.
…Well shi-