Pre Battle Xiaomu:Man,Bayo! You got such a luscious attire,I should pull that look.
Bayonetta:Oh Xiaomu,if only you could.
Reiji:It's impossible for her to make her hair into clothes or put guns on her heels.
*Morrigan & Lilith paired with Arthur*
Pre battle Morrigan:So Arthur,I hope you can focus on the battle.
Lilith:You seem to be distracted by us,hehe.
Arthur:N-no! I have to stay focused. My Princess is counting on me!
*Dante & Trish paired with Gene*
Pre Battle Dante:Alright Gene,let's just see who's stylish. Gene: *Whistles* Sure thing,Dante. I'm game.
Trish:I'm not going to let you two have all the fun out there.
*Lars Mishima & Alisa Bosconovitch paired with JIn Kazama*
Pre Battle:
Jin:I do not intend to make peace with you and Alisa.
Lars:Fine by me. We just need to fight our way through this crazed journey.
Alisa:I'm certain we can at least find peace at the end of this path.
*Brad Hawk & Shun Ying Lee paired with Phoenix Wright + Maya*
Pre Battle Brad:A lawyer,huh. I could use a guy like you during the Green Harbor incident.
Shun Ying:Surely better than having to fight our way through.
Phoenix:I'm sure you could handle the case better than me dealing with that crazed mayor of yours.
*Gilgamesh & Ki paired with Huitzil + Cecil*
Pre Battle Gilgamesh:So this Huitzil protects you whenever you are in danger.
Cecil:It was my protector when I woke up.
Ki:Did these robots have people to protect long ago?
*X & Zero paired with Axl*
Pre Battle X:We got enemies, you two,get ready.
Zero:Roger,X Axl:We're right behind you,X!
Post Battle X:Mission Complete.
Axl:Did they even stand a chance!
Zero:With you two,no maverick can escape their fate.
*KIng II & Marduk paired with Ryo Hazuki*
Pre Battle Ryo:You two sure have quite the moves. Might I learn from you.
Marduk:I don't know if a kid like you can throw guys like us.
King: I don't know,he seems to carry a lot of potential.
*The group discuss the matters of the situation within the DragonTurtle*
*Unperturbed Footsteps from Project X Zone 2 plays*
Urashima:Man,there are so many things just spreading around like wildfire.
Reiji:So far we seem to have an idea on what's been going on within our battles.
Chun-Li:Well we know that Bison and Gill are currently in the mainstay of our time line of enemies.
Chris:Wesker is part of their biological weapons group.
G:Alongside Curien.
Pit:And Porky.
Demitir:Lord Jedah is syphoning souls to aid this Gill. Having an alliance with Lord Astaroth,Hades,and Ganondorf.
Pit:Hades's second in command,Medusa is running with Lord Druaga.
Klonoa:Alongside Joker,Janga,Marx,Death Adder and Kamuz.
Samanosuke:Meanwhile in our time,Three different Nobunagas are working together with The Genji and The being within Murasame Castle.
Siegfried:Soul Edge has been gaining the attention of all our enemies.
Commando:Scumocide's minions have allied themselves with Meio,the Octarians,Andross,and the Angler Empire.
Brad:Meanwhile A lot of the gangs are causing mass destruction for this Ouma.
Majima:That and some of Kamurocho's finest with Nishiki.
Byako:And no doubt Bison is working alongside Saya alongside her hired hands,B. and Bryan.
Xiaomu:Are all of them working together?
Morrigan:Well you clearly notice some sides don't work well like with Druaga and Jedah.
Tails:not to mention all of the Pokemon being influenced by Mewtwo.
Reiji:It's just one trouble after another. Just what are going to do.
KOS-MOS:Warning,I scanned the area and detected an unknown hostile outside.
*The group head outside,as they see the cloak figure from before*
*Evil Profusion from Namco X Capcom plays*
Byako:You!
?:Ah,brother. So nice to see you again. It's been too long.
Byako:You liar,you were here not too long ago.
?:Oh really? Oh how time flies by so quickly.
Byako:What do you want with us now?
?:Simply put,I wish to give you a challenge per say.
Byako:A challenge?
? see I'm rather bored with how well your group has done so far. So allow me to give you a fighting chance.
*The Figure fires a green sphere,right before everyone could react,they are teleported alongside the DragonTurtle*
?:You know,given that I am you,Byako. You should have guessed that would happen. What a chump. Hahahaha!
*The Group arrive,in what seemed like a destroyed city*
*Invisible Dark from Project X Zone 2 plays*
Byako:Damn it,I should have guessed that!
Xiaomu:Man you are a chump.
Byako:Can it,foxie. Why didn't your clairvoyance kick in or something.
Xiaomu:You know I don't use that.
Byako:yeah,sure.
Chris:We seem to be in a destroyed city.
Jill:Wait,doesn't this city look familiar.
Chris:Yeah,it does. It kinda looks like,
?:Bleagh!
Pit:Did anyone hear that besides me!
*Zombies appear from the destroyed cars*
*Raccoon City from Resident Evil 2 plays*
G:Zombies!
Mii:Why does it have to be zombies?
Kogoro:We are with people who deal with them.
Chris:Wait look over there!
*Chris points at a giant hall like building*
Jill:I know it,that's the Raccoon Police Department! We're in the middle of our city,destroyed by the zombies.
Chris:Is this what Wesker wanted?
Reiji:We got to reach there,everyone,get to the station!
Victory Conditions:
An Ally unit reaches the RPD Station Defeat Conditions:
Allies are wiped out.
*After an ally unit get to the station area*
Xiaomu:We have to take shelter here for now. There's just too many of them.
*Within the front hall of the R.P.D.,a man with blonde hair in a brown coat,black shirt,and black pants,stands in front of a statue*
*The Front Hall from Resident Evil 2 plays*
?:Man,to think I would be back here of all places. Hunnigan do you read me?
Damn,still no signal. I can't believe I got stuck here again. And just when I thought I had a break. I wonder how i even got here. All i know is my lead to investigating that village was short lived when a strange green sphere got me. Just how did my day put me here of all places.
*The man suddenly hears footsteps coming from one of the doors*
*Out came a young woman with a dark pink like attire*
*Secure Place from Resident Evil 2 plays*
?:Leon! You're here!
Leon:Claire! What are you doing here?
Claire:Trying to survive the outbreak. Why do you look older?
Leon:I was going to say the same thing. Except for the older part. You look like you haven't changed.
Claire:Didn't I meet up with you when you were outside? And where is Marvin?
Leon:I don't know. However the place looks different. As if Marvin hadn't made inside. Look,his blood isn't in the hall at all.
Claire:What's going on,Leon? Leon:To be fair,I'm just as confused as you. It might sound crazy to you,but I think I'm from the future.
Claire:What?
Leon:I know what you're thinking,but trust me on this,okay. I don't know how I got in here. But I know that we gotta make it out of here.
Claire:I…You're right. We got to leave this place while we can.
*The main front doors of the hall open up,as the group enter in it.*
Claire:Chris!
Chris:Claire? What are you doing here?
Claire:Looking for you,I was wondering where you went off during the Spencer Mansion case. I thought you'd be here in Raccoon City.
Leon:We never could find you though.
Claire:What?
Leon:We searched the city,only to find notes behind the person who created the G-Virus.
Not to mention how much of a bastard my supposive boss was.
We barely made it out alive,considering we heard about the events of the city when a nuke leveled the city.
Claire:What!
Leon:Guessing given our current arrival,it seems we arrive right before Marvin. So that means the city is currently being leveled right now by the T-Virus.
But hell,just where do I begin. Chris,Jill! Why do you two look younger!
Chris:What?
Jill:Just who are you?
Leon:well given the attire,I see you guys are from when you investigated the Spencer Mansion. And that means I'm in the past.
Kogoro:More like some sort of time paradox.
Leon:Okay now you're just making things on the fly.
Chun-Li:It's true,allow me to explain. We are currently from a different timeline. You see an evil group by the name of Ouma is behind all of this.
Leon:Yeah,and I'm a rogue. I've seen better stories than the one I was going to embark on.
Xiaomu:it seems this Leon is way different from when we met him before.
Leon:You met me? Never heard of you. But what you say is true,then that means I really am in the past. What a freak nightmare to wake up on.
Cammy:I heard of the events of Raccoon City. I assume it was just a cover up.
Kiryu:We need to leave now. While we still can.
Majima:Man what a day,we find Leon in a zombie infested area,We find what I assume is Chris's sister,and there are still zombies outside!
*The Group moved further as the doors burst open*
*The Gate of Resolved Fates from Namco X Capcom plays*
Leon:I guess those gates couldn't hold for long. But why is that?
?:OOOOH YEAAAH!
Morrigan:I can guess who.
*Lord Raptor appears with Mr. X*
Raptor:I see the party is getting real fun if we are taking it to the fuzz.
Mr.X:...
Leon:Oh great,just what I needed.
Claire:And here we thought we'd lost him.
Chris:You know that thing?
Leon:Let's say,Umbrella didn't want to let us spread the word.
So they sent that thing to get us. He's apparently a Tyrant model.
Haken:He was there back in the Chimera lab too.
Chris:You think Wesker may have sent him here.
Leon:Who knows. All I know is we have to fend off the hoards as soon as possible.
Raptor:Not so fast,mate. We are going to have some fun in this place.
Lilith:The fun you bring is honestly dull.
Byako:Because nothing's more fun than some rock n roll zombie.
Raptor:Then you should realize,you ain't getting out so easily.!
Xiaomu:Please! Do you know how many times we've beaten you!
Valkyrie:too much to count,really.
*Leon & Claire pair up,Leon taking the lead*
Updated Victory Conditions:
Survive for 10 turns
*Zombies will appear more with each turn*
*After Five turns*
*A secret pathway opens up in the middle of the statue,as Strange men in black robes appear*
*Ganados II from Resident Evil 4 plays*
Leon:What the? When was there a cult in the police station?
Cultist:Allí está!
Leon:Wait a second,the insignia's they have. I was investigating the village and it had that on the church. I think these guys are working with the guy who was behind the kidnapping of the President's daughter.
Guile:Lord Saddler. Me and Chun-Li heard about the case long ago. It seems that Lord Saddler must be in the place.
?:Lord Saddler would not dare grace his presence in such a revolting building.
*A Large man with a giant cloak and beard appears with the cultists*
Chun-Li:This guy was one of his members.
?:You filthy foreigners! I came here to kill you all in the name of Lord Saddler. We are here to finally clean up that stupid american trespasser.
Leon:I'm assuming he's referring to me.
Chris:Seems like it.
Guile:I read files on this guy. During your fight,he seems to be infected with the Las Plagas parasite.
Leon:I see. He looks normal to me.
?:This creature does not infect us. It empowers us. And you will soon find out.
Guile:Like we would lose to you,Bitorrez.
*After five turns*
Raptor:Huh? Just where did all the zombies go? I thought we had a lot of them here.
*Everyone in the building soon started to hear a familiar jingle*
Reiji:Oh no…
Xiaomu:Could that be?
*The Front Door area breaks up,as they are collected into a giant ball,currently filled with an assortment of things from Raccoon City,alongside the zombies that aided Raptor*
*Katamari on the Rocks from Katamari Damacy plays*
Leon:The hell is that!
Raptor:That thing is snatching my guys!
Momo:Wasn't that the thing that was back at the theater.
Gemini:Why is it full of the city?
Commando:Ah,I see what's going on here,
Kogoro:You have a clue.
Commando:Well this is the act of the King of All Cosmos. A large man who led the stars per say. He back then partied too hard and broke the stars in the sky. Alongside the moon and the constellations.
Baby:Afterwards,he sends his son,the Prince of All Cosmos,to collect many things from the Earth to rebuild the galaxy.
Sho:From what I gather,he tends to take requests from fans of the event and make them their own Katamaris. He easily gets convinced by compliments.
King O.A.C.:Oh it seems the people from the last level are here,Prince. We should roll them up for our fan. I bet she will be super happy to get them too.
Byako:Fan? Her? I'm assuming Saya got on the King's good side.
Xiaomu:Great,as if the zombies weren't enough.
Katee:Well if that thing picked up the zombies,it means Lord Raptor and the others don't have anymore reinforcements then.
Raptor:What!
Reiji:Well then,looks like you are out of allies. Time we defeat you once again.
*Title Call from Namco X Capcom plays*
Chapter 26:Katamari Zombicy
Updated Victory Conditions:
Defeat all enemies
*After defeating Lord Raptor*
Raptor:Of all things,why do you guys always have it easy!
Hsien-Ko:Maybe if you don't work with people like Ouma.
Raptor:Aw,darling. I'm having a blast causing destruction.
Lilith:Then good luck trying to win then,freak.
Raptor:Grr!
*Raptor Retreats*
*After defeating Mr. X*
Mr.X:...
*Mr.X retreats*
*After defeating Bitorrez*
Bitorrez:Filthy freaks! Lord Saddler will deal with you when the time comes.
*Bitorrez Retreats*
*After taking a small percent of the Prince of All Cosmos*
Byako:Dang it! That thing is way bigger than the last time we fought it!
Reiji:We can't hold on any longer! I think we might become the planet Saya wants.
Byako:Like hell are we going to be a part of her sick desire!
*The group suddenly hears a timer,as The Prince starts cowering in fear*
King O.A.C.:You ran out of time,Prince. You didn't get to the size she wanted in time.
*The prince is teleported out of the area with his Katamari*
Byako:Eh?
Commando:Sometimes the King puts a limit of time the Prince can finish the Katamaris. Thank goodness we were able to survive long enough.
Byako:Well that's convenient.
*After defeating the remaining enemies*
Dante:Man,I am just done with zombies for a day.