Jewel put in the video and so it began
[The SnapCube intro plays, accompanied by a marching band arrangement of "Die Young" by Ke$ha. We see an evening during the Soleanna Festival at Castle Town, where the sky is covered in fireworks. A large white boat comes in with Princess Elise waving at and greeting the crowd.]
"Hey, that's Soleana!" Silver said while pointing at the screen
"Oh yeah! It's the festival." Sonic smiled, he remembered that day
"Me and Silver went there recently. It seems that it hasn't changed much since that festival." Blaze said with a small smile
Elise: Hi! [giggling] Yes! Hi!
Random Citizen: Sign my socks!
Elise: Oh my gosh... you guys are too much!
"Why the socks?" Charmy said confused
"And there's the princess." Silver said
[The boat approaches a large platform overlooked by a large cauldron. Princess Elise steps off, walking towards a statue. Other citizens can be heard from the crowd.]
Randon Citizens: Will you sign my birth certificate? Take my house! Sign my tax forms! Sign my toes! My bed is made of scorpions!
"You should really get that fixed!" Cream said worried
[Cast laughs in confusion.]
Random Citizen: ...what? You should get that fixed!
[Hooded figures await the Princess by the statue. One of the hooded figures then brings in a torch and bestows it to her while she looks at it.]
Elise: Wow, this fire is so bright and beautiful. I can't stop looking at it. Woah.
[After a few seconds of staring at the flame, she then visualizes a large blast of fire engulfing Soleanna, and herself floating into the air as she notices the Grand Slam in the distance emerging from a large crater as it gives a ferocious roar.]
"The hell!?" Surge yelled
"What was that thing?" Knuckles questioned
"And why did it give me the weirdest sense of deja vu…?" Silver and Blaze pondered
Sonic frowned slightly, he could have sworn he saw that thing somewhere before…
?: Oh God!
Elise: It's like it's spinning within me.
[Elise snaps back into reality.]
Elise: Oh shit, that's outsi- outside of me. Okay. Yes. I'm good!
"The princess sounds like she's in an entire different universe than everyone else." Rouge smirked
Priest: Princess, you had a That's So Raven vision once more.
"That's so what?" Tangle blinked
Elise: Oh no, I just day-dreamed. I'm here— for the people.
Priest: Alright, well, let's get litty in this bitch.
"Ha! Nice." Now Surge smirked
[Hayley laughs.]
Priest: Light that bitch up right now.
Elise: I will light this bitch up, right now.
"At least this one is sounding less nonsensical than the last one." Shadow said
Priest: Thank you, Princess. We're gonna get higher than a kite tonight!
"How so? I didn't know humans could fly." Cream blinked
"You'll understand when you're older, kid." Vector laughed a little
Elise: It's lit, fam. It's lit.
[Elise ignites the fire, from which a larger path of fire is ignited creating a beautiful olympic-like decoration. Fireworks start launching into the air. The crowd cheers.]
"It's so beautiful!" Amy was amazed
"We should all go see the next festival when it happens!" Jewel suggested
"That sounds like a great idea!" Tangle was already super excited
Scout: Oh man, I hope somebody fucks up the fireworks.
"Why would you want that…?" Tails deadpanned
Elise: Thanks guys~ Ah!
[Several missiles disguised as fireworks hit the festival, launching the place into panic. An airship can be seen in the sky in the middle of fire smoke, aiming red lights below. Armed robots eject from it and surround Elise and the priests.]
"Huh!?" Sonic blinked confused "That's not what happened! At least, I don't think so…"
"Yeah, Sonic went to see the festival and it went out normally! There wasn't an attack!" Amy said, remembering when Sonic told them about that when he came back from the festival that day
"And what's up with those robots? They don't look like the standard Eggman Badnik." Whisper asked intrigued
"Scanning. Those models are not in my database of Eggman Robots." Omega said
Sonic seemed to have something scratching the back of his mind, like there was a memory in his head that was wanting to resurface
Robots: We are the robots! Please freeze. There's too much weight. Please freeze! Please freeze! Am I doing this right? It's my first day on the job. Please freeze. Hello.
"I think you are doing a great job, mister robot." Cream wanted to be supportive to the new robot worker, even if he was evil
[The airship softly lands and approaches Elise, and Doctor Eggman can be seen atop it. He bows to her.]
"Eggman!?" Belle screamed in confusion
"What the hell is that look!?" Surge yelled in disgust
"I think it's just the graphics of the game, because Eggman doesn't look like that… But it's just similar enough for us to recognize him." Tails tried to make sense of this
"Did they create an entire new story just for a game? That sounds awesome!" Tangle had stars on her eyes
"It seems like it." Tails shrugged
"But did they have to make Eggman look so… weird?" Lanolin cringed
"Well, Eggman isn't the most attractive person around anyway so I say it fits him." Sonic shrugged, still having that little tingle behind his head
Eggman: [chuckles] Why, hello there, young princess. Do you like my outfit? My four nipples? [gestures to his outfit] Now, you must acquire me by getting on this boat right now! Not the boat— my ship!
"Eww! They do look like some big disgusting nipples!" Charmy almost threw up
"It seems this Eggman is still and insane as ever." Espio said while crossing his arms
"Confusing an aircraft for a boat…" Lanolin shook her head
[Elise stands there in shock, tightly holding a blue gem over her chest. It is one of the Chaos Emeralds.]
"She has a Chaos Emerald!?" Knuckles and Rouge said surprised
"That's why Eggman went after her!" Amy snapped her fingers
Eggman: Gimme this— [gasps] You have the Chaos Emerald! In your hands! Gimme that shit right now, or I'm gonna rip it off you my goddamn self; give it to me!
[Elise cautiously paces back and away from Eggman.]
Elise: Uh, how about no? Hehe.
"Good answer." Sonic nodded
Eggman: Oh. You'd rather do this the hard way.
[Everyone is engulfed by a strong and mysterious blue wind.]
"And in enters me!" Sonic smirked while pointing at himself
Eggman: Well, then it looks like we're gonna- Wait, those aren't tornadoes, this isn't Arizona! What's happening?!
[The wind is revealed to be Sonic the Hedgehog, as he stops in place at the top of the statue with a smile in his face.]
Sonic: My! That's a pretty snazzy performance there.
"I'll so be using that." Sonic smirked more
[Elise looks at Sonic, and momentarily flashes back to a snapshot memory of Silver the Hedgehog standing in a similar position to him, surrounded by fire. Silver the Hedgehog yelps in confusion as the camera flashes back to Sonic. Elise says something but no one is dubbing over her. The camera smoothly zooms over to a close-up of Sonic's face, and his mouth doesn't move.]
"Huh? Me? Why me? I don't think I've ever met the princess." Silver was confused by that
Sonic: Hmmm…
Eggman: Get that goddamn hedgehog!
[The robots fire at Sonic.]
"Yeah, like that's going to work." Everyone said in unison
Sonic: Hyah! I'm going down!
Robot: Oh my God, he's an acrobat!
Sonic: I'm gonna kill all of you! And... poke!
[The robot screams as it falls down.]
"Crushing victory!" Sonic says
Sonic: Oh, don't fall!
[Sonic runs in front of Elise, looks at the audience, and raises his right index finger very cheerfully.]
Sonic: HAHA, HA! ONE!
Everyone then busted out laughing at that
"Why?" Amy said mid laughter
"One!" Sonic repeated, making them laugh some more
Shadow didn't laugh however. He just rolled his eyes at that
[The cast breaks into hysterical laughter, as Sonic runs to, and picks up Elise. He runs away while carrying her, to evade Eggman's missiles.]
Sonic: Come on, Elise.
Eggman: Sonic, where do you think you're going you motherfucking- oh! He's cockblocking me! Get him!
"It seems Eggman is looking for a replacement for his wife." Rouge smirked
"Don't remind me of that…" Shadow deadpanned
Sonic: You're never gonna get me~! Don't worry, Eggman's an egghead.
Eggman: What did you call me?!
"Egghead!" Sonic repeated louder for him
[Silver the Hedgehog looks on in the distance, standing on a rooftop. The instrumental of "His World" starts fading in under Silver's awkward monologue.]
"I really am there. Why am I there?" Silver was even more confused now
Silver: Oh, I should... uh... I- I guess he's got it handled. I'll just... I mean it'd be really awkward if I walked in now, so…
"What…" Silver was stunned by his voice and way of speaking
"Hahahahaha! He sounds like a whiny and sad teenager!" Surge laughed out loud while Kit let out a giggle
"H-hey! I don't sound like that!" Silver yelled embarrassed while the others began to laugh
"Amy, I don't think you can laugh at other people's voices." Rouge smirked
"H-hey!" Amy yelled at Rouge
Silver looked down while blushing, then seeing from the corner of his eye Blaze also chuckling a little
"Not you too!" Silver said defeated
"Apologies, but don't be embarrassed Silver, it's just a little joke. Besides, I find the way that dub you talks a little cute." Blaze said trying to make Silver feel better
"...thanks Blaze." Silver did feel a little better
[The cast's wheezing laughter is heard. Quick-wipe to theme song. ]
The group starting booping their heads to the song
"Hey, that's the person that does your voice, Sonic! They're the one singing!" Amy pointed it out
"Huh, you're right!" Sonic realized "Wow, I never thought I'd have such a good singing voice."
"And it seems like I'm being dubbed by the same person as Sonic." Blaze pointed out
"Well, I did always imagine you would be great at singing." Silver said
"Yeah, that's true, I guess it makes sense then." Sonic shrugged
Blaze blushed slightly and turned away
"Did Rouge and I's voice actress change?" Tails asked
"Oh yeah, before it said Lillie Lennox, now it says Blue Lennox." Rouge said "Well, who knows really."
"Hmm? Who's that purple guy?" Tangle questioned
"He looks scary…" Cream said
"Mephiles…" Shadow, Silver and Sonic said at the same time. Why do they feel like they heard that name before?
[Cut back to Sonic and Elise as it ends.]
Sonic: Are you okay, Princess? Whoa!
Robots: Kill 'em, we gotta kill 'em. Stop!
"Those new models look powerful. I wish I had the opportunity to fight them. It would be great to exterminate those inferior models." Omega said as his hands spun around
Sonic: No! You can't kill anybody. Especially not me!
"Ain't that the truth." Sonic said
Robots: Oh my god, I have a family. No! Ouch.
"Oh no! His poor robot family!" Cream said sad
"Do not worry. They'll be fine." Gemerl told her
"And they will be joining him soon." Omega also tried to help, but in his own way
Sonic: Huh?! It sounds like you're getting taken away!
[Elise screams.]
"It really does!" Tangle stated
Eggman: (evil laughter) Yes, Sonic, I got 'cha bitch!
[Elise struggles.]
Eggman: I got her in the palm of my hands!
"Even his robots in this are weird." Sonic noted
Sonic: Put her down, Eggman!
[Elise struggles some more.]
Eggman: You put yourself down. I'm taking her and the Chaos Emeralds.
"That doesn't even make any sense!" Lanolin and Tails said
Elise: Take it!
[Elise throws the blue Chaos Emerald to Sonic.]
Elise: Houee!
Sonic: I'm gonna drop it, Elise, no! Oh, thank God. Okay, I'll rescue you. Don't worry.
"Yeah, don't worry, everything will be fine. It's just another day fighting with the egghead." Sonic smirked
Eggman: No, you won't.
[A cast member snickers.]
Sonic: I will!
Elise: Take it, be good.
Eggman: I'm taking her back to my ship and you'll never see her again, Sonic. You'll be dead. 10,000 years, Sonic! [screaming louder, but farther away] 10,000 years!
"You won't live for 10 thousand years." Sonic said
Sonic: You won't even live for then— 10,000 years.
"Then thousand years?" Rouge looked at Sonic with a teasing look
Eggman: Then 1,000 years!
Sonic: Said the— don't make fun of me!
"But it's so fun to do so." Rouge giggled
"Not surprised he's also illiterate." Shadow smirked
Eggman: Wow, Sonic, go read a book or something. See ya, idiot.
"Yeah big blue, you should read more." Rouge giggled
"I can read very well, just so you know." Sonic turned away from them
[Cast members laugh a little bit.]
Sonic: I can read very well, actually. No! [grunts] Well, that smarts.
Eggman: Dumbass.
[Cut to Shadow the Hedgehog just outside an Eggman base in White Acropolis.]
"Ugh, I'm also a part of this it seems…" Shadow grimaced, he still isn't over the last one
Shadow: HU-gh.
[Gunfire is heard.]
Shadow: Dang robots— always taking my job of being bland.
"I'm not bland." Shadow frowned
Shadow: How did I blow you up? How'd I blow YOU up?
"Actually, yeah, how did you blow them up?" Amy asked
"I probably just hit them so fast it couldn't even be registered by the camera. As the ultimate lifeform, it makes complete sense." Shadow explained but he actually didn't know how he exploded those robots
Shadow: Ugh, I have some powers I need to kind of adjust to. Anyway— oh crap, light! Hey, wristband. Tell me my future.
"Ooh, fortune telling? I love that!" Amy said excited
GUN soldier: It's me. The GUN soldier that's talking to you.
"Oh, so you're working for G.U.N on this one." Rouge said, glancing at Shadow. He normally just did stuff on his own so it was nice to see him working with her there
"Hmm." Shadow hummed
GUN soldier: Your future is: Undetermined.
"Well that's lame…" Charmy said
"Not a very good fortune teller." Amy shook her head
Shadow: Well, that's pretty lame. I spent like $20 on you.
"What a steal." Rouge said sarcastically
Shadow: Anyway, I'm gonna break into— WHOA!
"Geez, has that you never used Chaos Control to teleport?" Sonic said
[The cast laughs as Shadow gets teleported inside the Eggman base. Cut to Shadow, this time with Rouge, holding a scepter.]
"And now I'm here. Why? Who knows?" Rouge shrugged
Shadow: Well, that was weird; dematerializing, rematerializing.
"Huh. How does it feel to teleport using Chaos Control?" Tangle asked Shadow
"Hmm… When I first used it, I got a small tingly feeling. But now I don't feel anything when I do it." Shadow explained
"Ooh! That's interesting!" Tangle said with a curious look
"No, I'm not teleporting you with me." Shadow told her
"Aww! Come on!" Tangle whined
Shadow: Anyway, Rouge, that's a nice purple you have there.
"What's that?" Knuckles asked
"Probably some new treasure I found while exploring that place for G.U.N." Rouge didn't pay it much mind, although, that weird scepter did give her a bad feeling
In fact, most people in the room had a bad feeling about that scepter, there was something very weird about that
Rouge: Thanks, it's uh, a good color on me. What do you think of my scepter?
Shadow: I think it's nice. That's the purple I was referring to.
Rouge: Oh.
"Wow, Shadow. You really know how to make a lady happy." Rouge teased, making Shadow huff and look away
[A cast member laughs.]
Shadow: I mean, it matches your pink.
"That's better." Rouge smiled
Rouge: Gotcha.
Shadow: Good.
[Shadow gets interrupted by an earthquake.]
"Earthquake!" Charmy yelled
Rouge: What's happening?
Shadow: It's an earthquake, Rouge. Like, honestly, didn't you learn about this in third grade?
"Oh, ha ha." Rouge gave Shadow a glare
Robot: You're getting fucked.
Rouge: Uh, I don't know what earthquakes are.
"I'm not Knuckles to not know something so simple." Rouge said
"Hey! I know what earthquakes are!" Knuckles yelled at the bat
Shadow: [scoffs] Then you're gonna be no use against these earthquake robots.
"Be careful mister Shadow and miss Rouge." Cream said
"I'm sure we will be fine, dear." Rouge told her
"Huh, these so-called earthquake robots are no match for me." Shadow scoffed. Eggman really thought that some simple robot capable of causing small earthquakes was strong enough to fight him? Ridiculous!
"Shadow and Rouge are exterminating new Eggman robot models without me. Jealousy parameters at 100%." Omega said
[Cut to Sonic meeting up with Tails.]
"And now it's my turn." Tails said, not sure if it was a good thing after his whole fucking plants thing
Sonic: Oh, hey Tails!
Tails: Hey Sonic!
Sonic: Long time no see.
Tails: How's it goin'? You want to go get some ice cream?
"I don't think ice cream is something you should worry about when Eggman is on the attack, lil bro." Sonic chuckled
Sonic: [distracted] Well…
Tails: I'm- I'm really hungry for some ice cream. I could go for a… sundae or something right now!
Sonic: Hmmm…
Tails: I don't know, maybe... something with sprinkles.
"Now I want some ice cream…" Tangle said while putting her chin on her hands
"We can go get some after the video…" Whisper suggested
"Really!? Thanks Whisper!" Tangle hugged her friend, making the wolf embarrassed
Sonic: I'll take one scoop, please!
"Is the 'one' going to be a running gag on this video?" Shadow asked, already annoyed
"Yeah, it was funny the first time but it got old quick." Surge said that mostly because it was Sonic saying it
"I think it's a very good gag." Sonic retorted
"I don't mind it, as long as it's not overused." Lanolin said
Tails: Okay! Bye Sonic! I— oh, okay. I can fly? What?
"Of course I can fly!" Tails said confused
["Do Your Ears Hang Low" instrumental plays, supposedly coming from Eggman's ship.]
Sonic: Aw, missed him again. We always miss the ice cream airship, Tails!
"Wow! Imagine a massive airship filled with ice cream!" Charmy said with joy
"That sounds very tasty… And now I also want some ice cream." Cream said while Cheese and Chocola landed on her head
"Chao chao…" they also wanted ice cream
"We can go get you some with Tangle and Whisper after the video is over." Vanilla told her daughter
"Really? Thanks mom!" Cream said happily
"I shall accompany you." Gemerl raised his hand
"Oh! Oh! Vector, Espio, can we go get ice cream too?" Charmy asked them
"Of course we can, buddy!" Vector gave him a thumbs up
"I don't see why not." Espio nodded
Tails: Aw man!
"It's alright Tails, we can also go get some ice cream." Sonic teased his friend
"Haha, alright then, if you say so." Tails laughed
SFX: Feather!
Tails: It dropped a feather. I didn't think airplanes had feathers.
"Some actually do, it's for decoration." Amy said
Sonic: What is this one, vanilla?
"What's with dub Sonic and eating anything he sees!?" Knuckles said
Tails: I guess so. Bye!
Sonic: Yummy, yummy in my tummy!
[Cut to Rouge and Shadow in the computer room.]
Shadow: Oh crap. Rays. Well, fortunately we made here to the computer room.
"Oh, you guys found a computer room." Vector said, getting a weird feeling when he said that "Huh…"
Shadow: Hey— hey Rouge. Hey Rouge, hey Rouge.
"You sound like a kid calling their mom." Rouge giggled, making Shadow huff
Rouge: Yeah.
Shadow: We found— we— we found the computer room.
Rouge: Oh fuck, the computer room. There- we could- we could play so much Fortnite in here, dude.
"I don't play that type of game." Rouge rolled her eyes, honestly, it sounded a little boring
Shadow: Are you kidding?
Rouge: Just think of all the Fortnite battles we could win in this room with this much technology. We'd be unstoppable.
"That's lame." Shadow said
Shadow: That's lame.
"Exactly." Shadow nodded
Shadow: Listen. I appreciate the effort, but the new rage is Doki Doki Literature Club!: Battle Royale.
"That sounds even lamer." Shadow said
Rouge: Ohhh. I never heard about that one.
Shadow: That's the new Monika re-design. She's like a redhead... even though she was, like, kinda brunette? I don't know. I didn't play Doki Doki.
"Haha, I have no idea what they are talking about!" Tangle smiled
"Same here…" Belle sighed
"Me three…" Jewel sighed also
Rouge: I've not heard about that one yet, what's it about? How does it work? It sounds like a fun game. But, I mean, my favorite game is- is Fortnite, obviously. And this is a Fortnite update. This is a DLC I purchased. It's like an Amiibo.
"So the theme with me and Shadow is we are trying to play Fortnite?" Rouge raised an eyebrow
Shadow: I'm so proud of you.
"Aww, thanks, Hun." Rouge teased
Rouge: Thank you! We're gonna go there. [points at somewhere at the computer]
[A cast member laughs hysterically in the background.]
Some of the watchers laughed too
"Why?" Shadow looked confused
Rouge: That's where we should— that's the island we should drop on right there.
[Rouge and Shadow arrive at "Tilted Towers".]
Shadow: So, this is the fabled Tilted Towers.
"Those towers don't look tilted though." Charmy pointed out
[Laughter is heard.]
Shadow: I could make a joke about that being the Battle Bus, but— [gasp] It's you!
"Eggman." Shadow frowned
Eggman: [sinister laughter] I know where we're droppin' today, boys. [snickers]
Rouge: Eggman, how did you get here?
"In the aircraft. Seriously, I'm not dumb." Rouge rolled her eyes
Eggman: How do you think I get here? I floated down on my giant Battle Bus. [mumbles and sings] The big air bus is comin'! [back to normal speech] You know what I'm sayin'? It's Fortnite. How could you not know about Fortnite? You said you played. You were BatFucker69 on there.
"Bwahaha! That's such a lame name!" Surge laughed
"Tsk, as if I'd have such a name." Rouge looked away embarrassed , reminding herself to delete her old FlickySpace account later
Shadow: I haven't seen you since... The Incident.
"Don't even mention it…" Shadow closed his eyes
Robots: BatFucker. [4x]
"Stop…" Rouge grit her teeth
Eggman: We don't talk about The Incident, Shadow. Now, DIE!
Robot: I'll destroy you BatFucker!
"Omega, if you ever see robots like those on the screen, destroy them until not even dust remains." Rouge said
"Affirmative." Omega said
Shadow: Oh, Christ!
Robot: It's been determined!
[Rouge screams as a cast member wheezes hysterically.]
"Oh come on…" Rouge looked down disappointed
"Looks like they got you, Batfucker69!" Knuckles teased
"Next time I see you, I'm kicking your teeth in." Rouge growled
Rouge: That's so mean!
Shadow: That's what you get for unironically having '69' in your name. HOH! Teriaaa!
"I was going through a phase!" Rouge blurted out before covering her mouth
"Wait… You actually had an account named that?" Sonic raised an eyebrow
Rouge began to blush and look away, making everyone start laughing
"Bwahahahaha! No way!" Surge laughed, not even she would put such a lame name like that, she'd probably put XxThund3rG0dd355xX, yeah, that sounds cool!
"I didn't know you were like that, Rouge!" Amy teased while laughing
"Well well well…" Knuckles smirked
"Hehe…" even Shadow let out a small chuckle
"I was thirteen! Get off my back!" Rouge growled and looked away
"It's okay miss Rouge." Cream tried to reaffirm her but it was clear she was holding back a lot of laughter
"Even you, kid…" Rouge looked down defeated
Rouge: Oh Shadow, you saved me!
Eggman: AHA! No, god! [finishes sentence while chuckling]
Shadow: Oh crap, the Purple's falling in a very long time!
Rouge: No! Gimme the— get the purple! Oh no!
[ "We Like to Party!" by Vengaboys ]
Everyone stopped and looked at the screen, having a really bad feeling about the thing hitting the ground
"Why did I get a chill out of nowhere?" Tangle asked
"The music doesn't fit the feeling that gave us at all…" Whisper said
"Uh oh…" Sonic frowned
Robots: [repeatedly] Ow. Ow. Ow. [unintellegible] Instant ramen!
"It worked as some kind of E.M.P?" Tails wondered
Shadow: So it's the power of… Purple. I don't want to touch it.
Rouge: Did he break it?
[ "We Like to Party!" beat drops ]
Shadow: I don't kno— OH GOD
["We Like to Party!" beat drops again as Memphis viscerally screams.]
"GEARS AND STARTERS!" Belle yelled out in shock
"What's that!? Why is the smoke alive!?" Charmy yelled confused
"And why is it screaming!?" Amy covered her ears
Rouge: Oh my god!
Eggman: Oh no, the instant ramen's been released! We need to go, NOW!
"It even scared off Eggman!" Lanolin said
[Cast members make wooshing noises.]
Rouge: Nooo, my Amiibo...
"That's not what you should be worried about!" Amy told her
Shadow: A shadow. I feel like I should be able to feel with this guy, but... I don't know. Something about it— AUGH!
"Oh, because your name is Shadow." Charmy realized
[Someone makes a sound effect as the vape juice penetrates through the floor.]
Shadow: Going through the floor. Who do you think you are, Danny Phantom or something?
"What just happened?" Jewel asked confused and nervous
[Rouge gasps.]
"Shadow's shadow is becoming alive!" Vector pointed out the obvious
Shadow: My shadow... That's how I got my name!
"Not the time." Shadow grit his teeth
[Memphis starts menacingly laughing, followed by violent coughing.]
"Another Shadow…?" Rouge said confused
"Scanning… Unable to identify creature." Omega said
"My database has no data on a creature that can possess shadows." Gemerl said
"It looks like Shadow but… Uncanny… Like it's not really him." Tangle said
"It reminds me of the Shadow Androids but… Somehow worse…" Whisper said
Sonic was deep in thought while looking at that thing… Why did he feel like he knew that?
Shadow: Oh d— dude, you alright?
[Memphis is still violently coughing.]
"I-is he okay?" Cream asked
Shadow: You good? Good? You need a lozenge?
Rouge: Oh my god, who the fuck is that?
"Yeah, I agree with her." Surge said with a frown, that thing was already giving her some bad vibes
"It's… giving me some bad deja vu." Silver said
"To me too." Blaze crossed her arms
Shadow: Just let him have— just give him a second to clear his throat.
Memphis: [menacing laughter] Welcome to Tilted Towers.
Whatever fear they had of that thing immediately disappeared with that
"Oh, it's just another idiot." Lanolin deadpanned
[Wheezing laughter erupts from a cast member.]
Memphis: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is M-Memphis, Tennessee, and I'm part lizard.
"Wait? Memphis…" Tails had a thought hearing that name
"His eyes do look very lizard-like." Vector said
"Where's his mouth?" Charmy asked
Memphis: Nice to— Yoroshiku onegaishimasu, as they say in Nippon.
Shadow: Mee-Philes! I should've guessed.
"It is! It's Mephiles from the intro!" Tails said
"Really? But he looks a lot different." Amy said
"Yeah, and less purple." Tangle painted out
"That could be some sort of transformation." Tails theorized
"And Shadow seems to know him…" Lanolin pointed out
"I think it's quite obvious we shouldn't take these videos too seriously." Shadow said, making them remember the last two and sigh
Shadow: What happened to your mouth?
Memphis: Oh, Shadow the Hedgehog, you don't know? There's a new trend going around online called "kinning." My body is reforming to suit your own. Soon I will be 100% Shadow, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. [villainous laughter]
"Weirdo." Shadow said bluntly
Shadow: I can, um, kick your ass. Right now.
"And also that." Shadow smirked
Memphis: [Minecraft zombie-like growl] Let me get a good smell of you, little boy. [deep congested breathing]
"Stranger danger!" Tangle yelled
Shadow: No. Okay. You have to... gonna have to back up.
Memphis: [snorting laughter] Look at this orb. Inside you'll see the future. In your future, it looks like you'll kiss seven girls. How lucky for you. I learned this a few minutes ago.
"Oh my, Shadow~!" Rouge teased
"Oh please." Shadow closed his eyes
Shadow: Joke's on you! If you were a true copy of me, you'd know I'm gay.
"I'm not…" Shadow said… before he thought a little about it. Was he gay? No… no, he wasn't… he thinks.
Memphis: Here, come to my house. C'mon, let's just go.
Rouge: Wha-!
[Rouge and Shadow get teleported to Memphis' house.]
Memphis: To my house.
SFX: Fwoom!
"Wha-!?" Everyone had the same reaction
[Laughter ensues from the cast.]
Alfred: This game is AWFUL.
"I can see that." Rouge aaid
Blue: We just got fucking Thanos'd. What the shit?
"They just blinked out of existence without any effect! That's so dumb." Surge said
Ryan: We just disappeared!
[Cut to Silver the Hedgehog exploring a ruined city, looking for a Denny's.]
"Hey, it's Silver's turn…" Tangle said before she noticed the screen
"Why is the future completely destroyed!?" Silver yelled in shock "What happened!?"
"I guess whatever happened made you return in time to try and fix it." Sonic guessed
Silver: Okay, so..
[Someone chuckles.]
Silver: Google Maps said the Denny's would be just around this corner. Denny's?
"So, Silver's thing there is that he's looking for a Denny's?" Rouge chuckled
"Didn't you ask for Knuckles to meet you behind a Denny's on the last videos?" Amy teased
"Oh quiet you." Rouge turned away
[A fire appears infront of him.]
Silver: Augh! Get out… of my way please!
[A cast member laughs some more.]
And the group also laughs a little
"Silver, that was adorable." Rouge said mid chuckle
"I'm not like that…" Silver looked down embarrassed, with Blaze patting his back
Silver: Thank you!
Blaze: Silver!
"Oh, it's me too." Blaze blinked
"Why are you in the future?" Silver questioned
"I suppose the Sol Emeralds noticed a disturbance in time and space and summoned me to the future to try and deal with the situation there? It's not something they normally do, they'd most likely summon me to the present, but it's my best guess." Blaze said
Silver: Huh?
Blaze: Silver! The Denny's is that way.
"Or I just wanted to go to a Denny's… Whatever that is…" Blaze sweat dropped
Silver: Finally… a Grand Slam! Let's go!
[The cast starts laughing.]
Blaze: Save a cheese melt for me, Silver!
"Now I'm hungry…" Silver said
"We can go get something to eat with everyone when they go get ice cream." Blaze suggested
"That sounds like a great idea, Blaze!" Silver said very excited
[Laughter increases as we cut to the duo confronting the Grand Slam.]
Blaze: There it is: the Grand Slam! The Grandest Slam of them all!
"What the hell is that!?" Surge yelled
"Demon!" Charmy yelled
"A magma monster!? Is that what destroyed the future?" Silver asked before he felt something at the back of his mind "And why does it give me a feeling of deja vu!?"
"It's giving me one too." Blaze frowned
"Me too." Sonic said
"I'm also getting it." Shadow frowned
Grand Slam: It is I, the Grand Slam!
"Not the Grand Slam!" Charmy and Cream yelled
Silver: I'm gonna savor every morsel of this. Let's go!
"Silver, don't eat the lava monster." Blaze looked at him
"I'm not!" Silver told her
Grand Slam: You will not consume me. I will have both of your souls ingested in th M!
"Boss fight time?" Tangle was excited
[Cut to the Grand Slam defeated, eaten by Silver and Blaze.]
"Aww…" Tangle was disappointed
Blaze: ...and then we ate it.
"Huh?" Blaze blinked
"You ate it too Blaze!" Silver said starting to laugh
The group began laughing at the anticlimactic defeat of the Grand Slam while Blaze blushed a little
"I don't eat that much…" Blaze looked away
[A cast member starts claping with laughter.]
Silver: I can't believe we ate the who~ole thi~ng…
"Neither can I." Lanolin shook her head
Blaze: I know, I'm stuffed. I could use a nap, Silver.
Silver: Well, I just always want to sleep, you know. I'm tired all the time. I hate it. 'Cause then when I try to go to sleep, I- I can't.
"Oh, insomnia. It's okay Silver, that's pretty normal." Belle told him
"Thanks but I don't have…" Silver sweatdropped
Blaze: I know, and you angst so much about it.
"Hey, I don't angst!" Silver was offended
Silver: Ugh, I just wanna sleep, Blaze. I'm so tired of taking melatonin. It makes me tired all the time.
"You're so whiny!" Surge said while cleaning her ear with her finger
"No I'm not!" Silver yelled
"Dub you is pretty whiny. The actual you is a dork." Sonic chuckled
"I-I'm not a dork either!" Silver was embarrassed now
"Remember how you acted when you talked about Whisper, or better yet, her as the Guardian Angel?" Sonic smirked, Whisper blushed at the mention of that nickname
"Y-yeah, but still!" Silver tried to defend himself but was only met with laughter, making him pout and look away "I'm not a dork…"
Blaze: Oh, I fuckin' feel you there, buddy. Insomnia, am I right?
Memphis: Hey, gamers. Were you talking about Fortnite?
"Oh, is that guy again… Wait, how is he also in the future!?" Sonic questioned incredibly confused
"Did that teleporting thing he did send him into the future!?" Silver questioned
"That's insane, someone with the power to teleport through time…" Blaze put a finger on her chin
Memphis: No, I'm not even gonna pretend you were talking about Fortnite. I just really love bringing up my favorite game whenever I can. I, too, have insomnia, but unlike you mine is not caused by depression.
"Hey!" Silver yelled
Silver: Hey, that's not– well, yes, I am depressed. Okay.
"Oh, come on me! Have a backbone!" Silver told his dub self
Memphis: Mine is because I play so much Fortnite. I stay up late and go to Tilted Towers.
Scout: [aside] I don't actually play Fortnite. I don't know any other places...
They give out a small laugh at that
[Laughter is heard as Memphis Tennessee brings Silver and Blaze to his "house".]
Memphis: Welcome to my house. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.
"Okay, we get it, you like Fortnite. Shut up about it!" Surge yelled
Silver: This isn't really tilted or a tower…
"That's what I'm saying!" Charmy said
Memphis: Well, you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here 'cause I get friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay.
"Can't imagine why." Rouge said sarcastically
Silver: I'd like to be in the friendzone. I'd like friends!
"Aww, Silver!" Amy said before chuckling a little
"What? The friendzone sounds nice, I like making friends." Silver said, not really getting what the friendzone is
"Don't worry about it." Rouge shook her head with a smile
"I'll admit, dub Silver is a little adorable." Lanolin shook her head
Memphis: It's not as pleasant as you'd think.
"Wouldn't I know…" Amy mumbled
[Cast laughs in the background.]
Memphis: They don't treat you like a friend. They treat you like an item.
"Incel!" Charmy yelled
"Truly, the most fearsome of foes." Espio rolled his eyes
[Cast laughs again but harder.]
Memphis: Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women, but unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.
"I don't you being a gamer is the problem…" Tails sweatdropped
Silver: Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!
"That's a nice thought, Silver." Blaze smiled at him
Memphis: That just makes you a beta cuck. That's-
Silver gaped at the insult while most of the room busted out laughing
"I like this guy!" Surge said mid laughter
[The entire cast breaks into laughter and hysterics.]
Memphis: That's the difference between you and I, Silver the Hedgehog. [resisting laughter] I'm a— I'm a alpha gamer f–
"Not even he could keep it up!" Sonic yelled while laughing
[Off-character, Scout gleefully joins the cast in their laughter. Some of the cast are laughing so hard they're coughing, jumping a semitone higher every time they cough. Scout gradually stops laughing and returns to Memphis.]
Memphis: Anyway... [laughs] where we— where we droppin', boys? These are all the new maps that they've added, and that's a newspaper.
[Images of Princess Elise, the new Fortnite maps, and a newspaper from the Soleanna Times saying "Princess Elise dead" appear on the monitor. The cast stops laughing.]
"Wait, huh?" Silver says as he reads the newspaper "Princess Elise dead!?"
"What!?" Amy and Cream said in unison
"Did Eggman get to her and that's why the future is in shambles?" Sonic questioned
"I guess…" Silver said, although, he and Sonic had something at the back of their head trying to tell them something else
Blaze: Have you ever actually interacted with a woman in your life, Mephiles?
"Obviously not." Rouge, Amy, Lanolin and Vanilla answered that immediately
Memphis: That doesn't matter. Check out this cool gem I got on eBay for $7.
"A Chaos Emerald!" Lanolin said in shock
"But… Why does it look weird?" Cream asked
"Yeah, it has a weird glow to it…" Sonic said
"That's not a normal Chaos Emerald. There's something incredibly wrong with it. Like it is corrupted or something." Knuckles said while frowning
Silver: It's so cool. Can I add it to my rock collection?
"No, I don't have a rock collection." Silver told everyone before they could even ask "They must never know…"
[A vision of Sonic engufled of flames is then shown.]
Sonic: OH! OH MY GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME!
"WHAT!?" Belle screamed
"Why was Sonic on fire!?" Amy and Tails yelled together
[Vision ends.]
Silver: Oh my god! That looked like it hurt. What do you think, Blaze? …B-Blaze?
"Uh…" Silver and Blaze were getting a little uncomfortable with the zoom in
Blaze: I didn't see it.
"Oh…" Blaze blinked and then let out a chuckle
Memphis: Give me back my thing. You see, I had to trap Sonic in the hell dimension 'cause he disrespected gamers.
"What!? He even got Sonic!?" Tangle said in shock
"Maybe that's the reason why the future was in shambles! So Silver went back in time to save Sonic from being trapped in that alternate dimension!" Tails theorized
"Yeah, that must be it!" Silver said
Memphis: If you- if you still- Anyway, welcome to my purple orb, it's time to go.
"Not the orb again." Charmy sajd
Silver: Wait... I don't... nugh!
[A cast member giggles a bit.]
SFX: BEWUN
And that's part one. Sorry for the wait guys, its just that I was trying to make this one part and realized I was not going to be able to do that, so now it will most likely be two parts. I apologize.