[Scene changes to Elise trapped in a stone building.]
Elise: Ughhh... Maybe if I- if I keep thinking really hard, my hands will get clean. I really would like to eat–
"That's not how it works…" Lanolin sighed
"Can you imagine how great that'd be? You being able to just think stuff and they happen!" Tangle said
"Sounds very dangerous actually…" Whisper said with a sweatdrop
Sonic: Elise!
Elise: - but there's- huh?
"I'm here to save the day." Sonic smirked
Tails: Hi!
Elise: H-How'd you get up here, guys?
Sonic: Nuh-uh-uh!
"Why?" Amy asked while letting out a giggle
Elise: I need a hug.
"How wholesome." Surge rolled her eyes
Sonic: Your legs, are they okay? They look really sunburnt.
"I'm pretty sure those are supposed to be leggings, but the game looks so bad it does look like she has orange legs." Rouge said while shaking her head
Elise: Oh, well, you know…
Sonic: Yeah, I do.
"Yeah." Charmy nodded, somehow understanding that nonsense
Tails: Oh no, look out!
[Eggman appears behind the trio.]
"Oh no!" Cream yelled
"Was he just standing there…?" Kit questioned
Eggman: I have you both- all of you trapped here. Now, you can either give her up and we play PUBG together OR... you can stay down here and wrestle in your Fortnite, or whatever the kids are playing now.
"Eggman would be one of those annoying people that say old-school games were so superior all the time." Sonic rolled his eyes annoyed
Sonic: PUBG's old news, Eggman!
Tails: Yeah, Eggman, you lame-o!
"You tell him buddy!" Sonic gave tails a little nudge
"Hehe!" Tails chuckled
Sonic: Tetris 99's where it's at!
"A tetris battle royale game!? That sounds dumb." Lanolin said
"And boring, there's no way a game like that could be exciting or be successful." Sonic said, putting his hands behind his head
[Cut to Dusty Desert, where Eggman's robots are flying towards our heroes. Some are heard woofing, others are heard singing the beginning lyrics of Circle of Life.]
"..." They all just stared at that in pure confusion
Sonic: Hmm, robots in the sky!
Tails: Robots in the sky? This is just like that dream I had once about robots in the sky.
"What an incredibly specific dream…" Sonic blinked
Sonic: Tell it to us in excruciating detail, Tails.
Tails: Well, it was a whole dream!- Bye!
The ones who understood what just happened began to laugh
Ryan: You fucking knew that was coming, you asshole.
"They sure did." Rouge smirked
Elise: Oh.
Sonic: You're heavy.
"Sonic! You shouldn't say that to a woman!" Amy yelled at him
"Alright, alright, sorry for what dub me said!" Sonic raised his hands defensively
[Elise nods. Laughter ensues. Shadow and Rouge end up in the future.]
Rouge: Where the fuck are we?
"Yeah, where are we?" Rouge questioned
"It looks like where Silver was when he appeared…" Shadow said while tapping his foot
"Wait, when Mephiles teleported back to the future to get Silver he teleported Shadow and Rouge with him!?" Tails asked
"Holy, he did!" Amy said in realization
"Now Mister Shadow and Miss Rouge are stuck in the future!" Cream said in shock
"That's… an issue." Shadow said, not really knowing how to get out of that situation
"Our only option seems to be to go after Mephiles and have him bring us back." Rouge said, making Shadow nod
"You're right."
Shadow: This is the future that zoomers want, Rouge. This is the future of Fortnite.
"Oh yes, the future of Fortnite…" Rouge rolled her eye
Rouge: No… this can't be the future of Fortnite. It's the best game of 2018.
"So dumb…" Rouge sighed
Shadow: Yeah, but this is like, 20, like, 99 or something, like 99 Tetri–
"That's not a thing." Shadow said
[The video footage goes monochrome.]
Shadow: Why is it black and white?
"For dramatic effect, duh." Tangle said, making Shadow give her a deadpan look
[Cut to the computer room.]
Rouge: I'm so confused. All my Fortnite save files are gone!
"Well, yeah, it's a post apocalyptic future." Rouge got angered by her dub's self stupidity
Shadow: We found the computer room!
For some reason everyone looked at Vector when that was said, confusing the croc
Rouge: We found it! This is it. This is where we make our breakthrough. We're going to make a game. We're gonna combine all the battle royales and make a battle royale better than Fortnite ever was. Come on. Shadow, you gotta be in this with me.
"Are you… looks like we are making a video game!" Rouge said, giving up on common sense right now
"Why am I being included in this?" Shadow deadpanned
"And why am I not?" Omega sounded offended, somehow
Shadow: You're right. And I know just the backing music.
Rouge: And recording, go.
[Shadow hums the Pumpkin Hill theme.]
"Hmm, not bad." Knuckles boobed his head happily
"Of course you'd enjoy it…" Rouge rolled her eyes
You know me, the fighting freak Knuckles
Shadow: YES! The ultimate soundtrack for the ultimate game!
"Perfect for the Ultimate Lifeform." Shadow said making Rouge stare at him
"You aren't actually entertaining this idea, are you?" Rouge raised an eyebrow
"O-Of course not." Shadow looked away. He actually kinda liked the idea of having a videogame about himself
"Hmm." Rouge hummed
Rouge: Fucking- Inspired! This is going to be the best game that's ever been made. We're going to be rich, Shadow. Absolutely rich.
"Well, when you put it like that~" Rouge smirked, maybe this idea isn't that bad. The gems she can get selling that game
Rouge: All the gamers. All the gamers will be on our side. We'll have an army of gamers to take on the world with.
"And it's back to sounding stupid." Rouge's smile faded
Shadow: Y'know, you say that like it's a threatening thing… Have you ever seen a gamer in real life before?
"Yeah, they aren't really that threatening." Charmy said
Rouge: No, but they have- they talk big shit.
"And they are all bark and no bite!" Surge said with a cackle
[Shadow gasps and turns around.]
Rouge: What?
"The hell!?" Surge blinks confused
"Did Mephiles find them!?" Belle said worried
Shadow: Sorry, I thought I heard a cat.
"Oh…" Belle deadpanned
Blaze blinked at that. Why would she have a reaction to that?
Rouge: Oh, yeah.
[Cut to a forest where Silver gets teleported to.]
"Oh, it's me again…" Silver sighed
Silver: Ah! Oh. Oh my gosh, this is- is that what a... [ Mad World Instrumental ] tree looks like? That's beautiful. Wait… is that a rock too? Fuck yeah! This place rules!
"Huh, that's nice. I do find how beautiful this time period is whenever I come from the destroyed future." Silver smiled
[Cut to Blaze.]
Blaze: All around me are familiar Blazes, worn-out Blazes, worn-out Blazes
"You sing very well." Silver told Blaze
"Thank you." The cat princess blushed slightly at that
Blaze:- Is that what a house looks like? Oh my god! This place is amazing!
"But… My dimension has houses." Blaze blinked confused
Blaze: Where am I, the future?
"The past actually! Or would it be the present?" Charmy blinked
Blaze: Worn-out Blazes
That actually got a chuckle out of them
Blaze: Huh? I thought I heard a cat or something. I dunno.
"Wait, Blaze, aren't you a cat?" Silver asked her
"Yes. Why do you ask?" But Blaze didn't understand the question
"N-No reason." Silver decided not to continue this, it sounded kinda stupid
[Cut to when Elise was kidnapped by Eggman for the first time.]
Silver: Oh my god, it's the guy on fire! But… he's not on fire? I gotta see what's up.
"Oh, it's that time after the opening!" Tangle pointed out
"Yeah, so Silver must be trying to help out Sonic there. But why didn't he?" Lanolin questioned
[Amy appears.]
Amy: Whoa, woah, wait, wait! Where you goin', good lookin?
"Oh no! I forgot about that me!" Amy put her hands on her face in embarrassment
"It looks like we got our answer, pervert Amy grabbed a hold of him." Rouge shook her head
"I'm not a pervert!" Amy yelled
Silver: No, I don't- I don't like being touched!
"I know the feeling…" Whisper said as she was being hugged by Tangle
Amy: I'm gonna get all up in that crotch!
"Please stop!" Amy and Silver scream
Silver: Please stop! Please stop! Please- no, I hate this. I hate this. Please.
"Me too!" Amy wanted to bury her head underground
Amy: You're not my boyfriend!
"Of course that idiot would mistake Silver for Sonic!" Surge said
"Y-yeah, of course the dumb version of me would…" Amy said, trying to disguise the fact she also committed that mistake
"Wait, just because she said boyfriend you guys assume it's me!?" Sonic yelled but no one answered. He already knew their answer anyway
Silver: Go away, please.
Amy: Get outta here! EEW! Why would you touch me? Ew!
Silver: Ugh! Oh my god!
"Hey! Why'd you hit me for!?" Silver yelled
"Sorry!" Amy yelled out in shame
Amy: EW! PERVERT!
"I'm not the pervert here!" Silver yelled out
"Yes, Amy was the one trying to… get all up in his crotch, as she said." Blaze said with a stern look
"I'm so sorry for her!" Amy wanted to die
Silver: This is the worst. This is the actual worst.
"I agree!" Amy yelled
Amy: Pervert! Pervert!
Silver: I wanna go home. I need- no-
Amy: Pervert!
Silver: Oh, and now blue guy's gone. This is- this is- that's just- my- my whole good mood is ruined! I-I hope you're happy with yourself.
"Yeah, you ruined everything, stupid Amy!" Silver yelled
"Yeah, apologize now, stupid Amy!" Amy yelled. I guess that's just dub Amy's name now
Amy: I am happy with myself! I have a positive mental attitude!
"T-that's nice but still!" Amy yelled
Silver: God, I wish that were me. Anyway, go away!
"Yeah, stand up for yourself!" Silver cheered
Amy: You should just- you should just cheer up!
"You're the one who made him like this!" Amy and Silver yelled
"Not the best advice." Espio shook his head
Silver: No!
Amy: You can believe in yourself! Friendship!
"She confuses me so much!" Amy grabbed her head
"This Amy is annoying." Shadow said, his patience already tinning
"I'm so sorry…" Amy looked defeated
"...it's fine. It isn't really that annoying." Shadow now decided to tolerate that dumb Amy for a little longer
Silver: Now you're just saying words.
"Isn't that how talking works?" Charmy said
"He has a point." Tangle agreed
Amy: Wait. Who are you? Where are you-
[They start to run off.]
Amy: No!
Silver: Hey! No! Let go! Please! Ah! You-
Amy: Let go of my hand!
"YOU'RE THE ONE PULLING HIM!" Amy screamed
Lanolin patted her back to calm her down. Now Amy knows how she feels
[Cut to the plains.]
"THANK YOU!" Amy sighed in relief
"She's going to be a headache…" Silver sighed
Elise: Ugh…
Sonic: We did it!
Elise: Uh… thank you. Thanks…I appreciate that. My legs are really tired from not walking though. You know how they, like- cramp up?
"How would they cramp if you didn't do anything?" Cream asked genuinely
Sonic: (talking over Elise) Oh, this? It's my arm.
"No shit." Surge said
Elise: Hands are so important. When was the last time you washed your hands? I haven't washed mine in four days. I've also been eating rocks. That's- that's my go-to…
"That's worrying…" Cream and Whisper said
Sonic: Rocks?
Elise: …when I've been captured. Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're pretty good.
Sonic: Nuh-uh-uh! That's not food!
"Coming from that Sonic, that's saying something." Knuckles said
Elise: What about grass?
"I mean… it depends." Tails said
[A butterfly appears on Sonic's nose.]
Sonic: This is food, Elise.
"No! Don't eat the butterfly!" Cream said
Elise: It's beautiful. I love your new hat. I'm gonna name her… Alexa.
"Why… is the stupid… so big…?" Amy could feel her I.Q dropping
"I'm used to the stupid. It doesn't affect me much." Lanolin said, taking a sip of coffee
[Elise "throws" Alexa away.]
Sonic: You threw it away! Bye, Alexa.
Elise: Bye, Alexa. I hope she lives her best life, off in the sky.
"Me too." Cream smiled
Sonic: Me too.
Elise: She's gonna become a part of the sky. That's how it works.
"No it isn't." Lanolin corrected
Sonic: Come along with me! Why don't you tell me your incredibly complicated backstory... in an interesting, long-winded monologue? Complete with background visuals!
"Oh, those are my favorite." Sonic said sarcastically
Elise: Oh, okay. Yes.
[A vision of Soleanna plays in the baclground as Elise tells her story.]
Elise: So once upon a time, I lived in a kingdom with my family, but the kingdom was on fire-
[Sonic does sound effects.]
Elise: -or maybe I dreamt it was on fire?
Sonic: I'll do the sound effects.
"Thank you Sonic." Tails giggled
Elise: Yeah, yeah no I dreamt it. I dreamt it was on fire and there was a big monster-
[Sonic does sound effects again.]
Elise: Oh my gosh, the sky is so beautiful. Eyes. Look at the clouds. I saw a pig in the clouds. I just- I- but I don't know how. It spoke to me.
[Eggman appears in Elise's vision.]
Elise: It spoke to me like the fire monster. It said: "That guy needs some mousse from his mustache. Maybe a beard hydrator."
"...That was so nonsensical my brain completely erased it." Tangle said with a smile
Sonic: I know where to find a mustache. Come on!
Elise: What?
"Yeah, me too." Jewel said
[Cut to after Sonic and Elise "found a moustache".]
"Oh, it just cuts to after it, okay." Jewel deadpanned
Sonic: How was that?
Elise: You know, it was all right, it wasn't great. Definitely won't recommend.
"I don't even…" Surge gave up
Sonic: One!
"Really?" Shadow and Surge said at the same time
Elise: Yeah, one.
Alfred: Oh my fucking god. [cackles]
"Yeah Alfred. Yeah." Lanolin took another sip of coffee
[Cut to black.]
Silver: The battle royale game had a soundtrack that was so fire, it set fire to the world.
"...what?" Silver blinked in complete confusion
[Cut to somewhere in Soleanna.]
Silver: And now I need to find the hedgehog- THERE HE IS!
"Okay, so, he need a hedgehog to help stop this fire soundtrack from destroying the future?" Silver asked
"I guess so, and so he is going to ask from help from Sonic." Tails theorized
Sonic: Huh? Who said that?
[Sonic dodges Silver's attack.]
Sonic: Whoa! Hold on, I think there's a fan.
"HUH!?" Everyone said at the same time
"Why did Silver attack Sonic?" Vanilla asked
"Wait… Could it be…" Tails widened his eyes in realization
Silver: You must never rap again, or else the world will be destroyed!
"Wait! Sonic is the one who destroys the future!?" Amy said in shock
"But that makes no sense! How could Sonic destroy the future?" Knuckles yelled
"That's why he was trapped in that separate dimension, he did something so bad that they sealed him away as some kind of punishment, and the entire world ended up being destroyed because of it. My guess is that Sonic somehow unleashed that lava monster." Tails theorized in a quick way
"So now… Silver is trying to kill Sonic before he can destroy the future!" Tangle yelled in shock
"Mister Silver, Mister Sonic, please don't hurt each other!" Cream pleaded
"This is horrible… How did we get ourselves in that situation?" Sonic rubbed the back of his head nervously
Silver was shocked, him and Blaze were trying to kill Sonic… this was the worst situation possible!
Sonic: Have you even heard my mixtape? It's fire!
"That's the problem, idiot!" Surge yelled
Silver: Well, I'm gonna fire at you, into a wall!
"Lame!" Charmy said
[Sonic screams as Silver does such.]
"That looked like it hurt!" Rouge flinched slightly
Elise: Um. Oh my gosh.
Sonic: Look... I- I won't rap again. Okay, I'll do it, I'll throw it away, I promise.
"He beat Sonic!?" Tangle was completely shocked
"I was caught by surprise and that me doesn't know Silver, and Silver is pretty strong too. Yeah, it makes sense that he beat me." Sonic admitted, even though he didn't really want to
[Cut to Elise being abducted by Eggman.]
Elise: Guys!
Eggman: She's taken by the snap-crackle-pop!
"Again!?" Belle yelled
Sonic: Oh, there she goes.
Silver: You stop! [attacks Sonic]
Sonic: Oh!
"Silver!" Tangle yelled
"Sorry! I can't control what he does!" Silver said while shaking his arms
Silver: Hey! I'm not done talking to you!
Sonic: Okay, what do you want?
Silver: First, I want you to apologize. I mean, I was in the middle of talking to you.
"Even while threatening him you're a dork…" Rouge chuckled
"H-hey!" Silver called out
[Amy appears in front of Sonic.]
Amy: No!
"Amy!?" Belle looked at the pink hedgehog
"...humph, at least that me has something in common with me. I would have done the same if Silver was trying to kill Sonic." Amy said with a frown
Silver: Amy? Wait, how do I know your name?
Amy: I TOLD YOU my name!
"Yeah, stupid. It happened Offscreen." Charmy said with a shrug
Silver: Oh yeah.
Sonic: Ugh. Thanks Amy, maybe you can feature on my next track.
"Yeah Ames, I'll have you as a backup singer." Sonic snapped his fingers at her
"Oh, that'd be wonderful!" Amy played along
Amy: Maybe I can feature on your next what?
Sonic: See you later. [runs off]
Amy: Aw dammit, I missed my opportunity on Sonic's next album!
"Oh, come on!" Amy yelled
Sonic: It's your fault, Silver boy! I'm gonna pluck you up, melt you down, and make a fucking necklace!
"Holy crap!" Knuckles yelled out
"Miss Amy! That's very violent!" Cream said
"Heh, maybe that Amy ain't as lame as I thought." Surge smirked
"What!?" Amy was in shock
Silver: Yeah, I probably deserve it.
"Come on me!" Silver yelled out
"Huh, that kinda sounded like Kit…" Surge thought giving her fennec friend a glance and then putting a hand on his head
"Hmm?" Kit looked at Surge before looking back at the screen, he was a lot happier now
Amy: Oh wait, shit. You don't make this fun 'cause you're sad!
"I'm not sadistic!" Amy yelled
"Yeah, just because she's terrifying sometimes doesn't make her a psycho!" Knuckles said
"Exactly." Amy didn't even deny it
Silver: I'm always sad. That's just my thing. I- I'm sorry. I'm sad. I can't- yhat's just how I be, y'know.
"N-No I'm not!" Silver said
Surge glance at Kit once more
Amy: Well now I just feel bad. Dammit. Alright, well, I guess, like... we could talk about, like... future?
"Hah, nice one." Sonic said
[Cut to a seaport where Sonic and Tails meet up with Knuckles.]
Sonic and Tails: Hey Knuckles!
"Oh hey, Knuckles is in too." Sonic said
Knuckles: What up? I'm listening to my Game Boy. It's got the bomb tunes on it. Check- check out my favorite tracks.
"The idea of Knuckles having a phone is scary because he'd break it on the first day." Tails said
"I'm not that bad with technology." Knuckles looked away
Sonic: Oh, Super Mario Kart?
Tails: Not Super Mario Kart... [gasps] Eggman?!
"Oh, it was a holographic message from him." Tails said like it was the most normal thing ever. Which it kinda was when talking about Eggman
Eggman: We have pictures of Mario, pictures of Luigi, pictures of Princess Daisy, pictures of Princess Peach. Did you know that the FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is only done for people who like gaming Minecraft?
"What?" Everyone said
Sonic: Interesting.
Knuckles: Yeah, the remix is a little hard to fucking understand, crush.
"He'd break it just like that." Tails said making Knuckles blush
Sonic: Yeah, it sounds like Pumpkin Hill.
Tails: Now, Knuckles, why would you listen to music on a Game Boy? That's not what a Game Boy is for.
"Yeah, it's in the name. It's for games." Charmy pointed out the obvious
Knuckles: You're right, it's what a Switch is for.
Sonic: Not gonna say what I said last time. 'Cause that was weird. Alright!
"Huh?" Sonic blinked
Tails: Wait, what?
Knuckles: Hey, don't take me anywhere-
[Cut to the trio running into Eggman's lair.]
Knuckles: Aw fuck!
"Sorry Knucks, but the cutscene demands it!" Sonic said making Knuckles chuckle
Hayley: You have found the computer room.
Sonic: Oh god, here we are!
Tails: Where are we? [gasps]
Ryan: Shut up, Hayley!
Sonic and Tails: Eggman!
Eggman: Welcome to the realm. (evil laughter) Now, I have the epic gamer right here!
"Why is gaming the theme for this one?" Rouge deadpanned
Elise: Hey!
Sonic: No!
Knuckles: Alright, time to drop!
"To drop some Knuckle Sandwiches!" Knuckles said
"Lame…" Rouge chuckled
Eggman: Now, I'm gonna be turning you all into Minecraft PS4s.
Sonic: But Eggman, she's my heart and soul!
"What?" Amy blinked confused
Eggman: Give me the gem right now!
Elise: No!
Eggman: I don't wanna hear your musky mouth. Put the gem there or I'm gonna put her in Minecraft.
"Sonic, don't give him the emerald!" Tails said
Sonic: Alright.
Elise: Sonic, don't do it!
Sonic: Time to give up my 1-up.
"I can't just let him have her, it's the only way to save the princess." Sonic said with a sigh
Eggman: That's right. I want that Aquafina, bitch, mm. [slurp] I wanna sip that shit. YES! [presses a button that activates a pink force surrounding Team Sonic]
"Dammit! Every time!" Tails said
Sonic: WHOA!
Knuckles: üüüüüüü
Tails: Oh no!
Eggman: Enjoy your time in Fortnite, boys!
Sonic and Tails: No!
Sonic: Wait, is it Fortnite or Minecraft?
Eggman: That's for really knowing you to find out, you goddamn nasty hedgehog son of a bitch. I want you gone out of my life. Look at the size of my nostril, I can smell you from here!
"Eggman is angry!" Tangle yelled
Elise: Why are you so rude?
Eggman: Why are you so goddamn pale? Now, get the fuck away from me! GET OUTTA MY LIFE, SONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC! [pulls a lever]
"That was unnecessary…" Belle said
Tails: Sonic, no! [screams]
"What is he doing!?" Whisper asked
"He's putting them in Fortnite Minecraft!" Charmy yelled out
Knuckles: Eggman, I fucked your wiiiife!
"Yeah, you did. We remember even though we wish not to." Rouge frowned
Elise: No!
[Team Sonic vanishes.]
Eggman: I flushed them down the terlet. They'll never be seen again. Now, about those PUBG Let's Plays, we can start something tonight on . Wait, listen, I think we should maybe- no, not even- not even PUBG. We'll go with Fortnite. We'll do Fortnite. We'll create Fortnite. And we'll get Todd Howard on it. That way, he can make Fallout 76 Battle Royale. Then, we'll have to switch over our plans. That way, we create the ultimate battle royale experience, and I only need you for it.
"What the hell kind of plan is that?" Shadow questioned this insanity
Elise: So I'm just gonna let you keep talking and I'm just gonna meditate.
"At this point that's the best course of action." Lanolin said
Eggman: Now, listen, you're the key component! And you listen to me, and you will be my game tester. You'll test all of my battle royale experiences. All the gamers will look up to you. You will be gaming gamer girl queen! You will have Cheeto Puffs on your fingers. And Twitch Prime will be mine! Now do you agree to do this… or am I gonna have to let you go on the terlet portal like those other ones did.
"None of that made any sense…" Jewel said
Elise: To be honest, I've been visualizing a beach this whole time. That's what my dad always told me to do when I was really stressed.
"I wish I had something like that." Lanolin sighed
[Cut to the future, where the trio lands in an abandoned version of Eggman's lair.]
Knuckles: This isn't the beach! Ohh fuck!
(Tails whines in pain)
Sonic: I feel like thinking about something but I don't know what.
"Is that… the future!?" Tangle questioned
"Eggman sent them to the future!" Tails realized in shock
Knuckles: I can't think about anything, my brain is... schismed.
"You did hit your head really hard." Belle said
Sonic: Yeah. You okay, Knuckles?
Knuckles: No, my corpus callosum is swollen.
Tails: My head's full of jellybeans…
"That was adorable Tails." Amy giggled, Cream also giggled a little
"H-hey!" Tails blushed
Sonic: Sounds delicious.
"It kinda does!" Charmy said
Tails: Not really…
Shadow: You.
"Oh yeah! Shadow and I are there too." Rouge said
Sonic: Huh? I heard someone speak to me!
Rouge: Well, hello boys.
"Time for another team up." Sonic smirked
shorter one again, sorry, I'm really trying to get this done but I'm also trying to not get burnt out with this story, I hope you can understand And there will be more parts of this, again, I'm very sorry