[Cut to Crisis City.]
Sonic: These towers are quite tilted.
"Can you stop with the Tilted Towers stuff!?"
Shadow: Yes. I tilted them myself. See, we tried to make a game-battle royale, but anyway-
"And it seems like it failed." Rouge rolled her eyes "Oh the horror~."
Tails: Look at this. You ruined everything! This is all your fault!
"How so?" Shadow glanced at Tails
"Uh… I suppose dub me is just confused." Tails smiled sheepishly
Knuckles: Shadow. You- listen, you got any weed on you man? Like, since we're here-
"Why would I have weed?" Shadow frowned. This was the future, he couldn't grow plants.
"And why would I want weed?" Knuckles questioned
Shadow: No, what... are you the only one who smokes weed here, Knuckles? Except for maybe Rouge.
"Oh wait, I remember, weed is what the Master Emerald is called there." Rouge realized
"You lost that it again?" Shadow glanced at the tablet that Knuckles was in
"H-hey! Maybe Mephiles stole it and that's why he had the power to travel through space and time!" Knuckles defended himself
"It's not a bad theory…" Rouge pondered, more curious if she could find the Master Emerald herself
Knuckles: Rouge?
Sonic: Oh. Speak for yourself, motherfucker!
"PFFFFF!" Surge laughed out loud at that one
Shadow: Listen, that's not important. Look! [points at Sonic]
"Yeah, that's Sonic. What about it?" Charmy blinked
Sonic: I'll point at you also. [makes a thumbs up]
"I'm not in the sky, moron." Shadow said
Shadow: I'm not in the sky, dick nips.
"Scratch what I said before, that's what I actually meant." Shadow let out a small smirk
[Cut to an abandoned hallway.]
Knuckles: Hmm... so, dick nips, where are we going?
"Isn't this where Silver and I were talking to Mephiles?" Blaze blinked
Sonic: Huh? What's happening in here? [spies on Memphis, Silver, and Blaze]
"It is!" Sonic snapped his fingers
"So you went to the future, but a future that's still the past somewhat, and saw Silver and Blaze talking to Mephiles about going back to the past, that's actually the present to kill Sonic, so future Sonic, that's now the present Sonic, heard future Silver and Blaze, that are now past Silver and Blaze, planning to kill present Sonic, that is now even more past Sonic…" Charmy tried to rationalize the situation, having steam coming out of his ears
"Don't strain yourself too much." Vanilla put a hand on his head
Silver: Uh…
Memphis: As you can see, this is the optimum drop point.
Silver: Oh wait!
Memphis: Wow, look at my orb, it's big and small!
"How can something be big and small at the same time?" Tangle wondered
[The trio enters Memphis' gamer pad.]
Sonic: Oh, that orb looked big and small!
Knuckles: …What the fuck?
Tails: Did you guys see that?
Sonic: What is this?
Tails: Where'd they go? Look, it's a big computer!
Knuckles: …Wait …What's on it?
Tails: Somebody's been playing Fortnite.
Knuckles: …Aw fuck.
"Yeah dub Knuckles, I agree." Rouge sighed
Tails: Wait, no. Somebody's been building a video game. A battle royale that-
"Yeah, Shadow and Rouge, they already told you that." Lanolin said
Sonic: Oh sweet! I want to be the main character!
"Yeah, that'd make the game a lot cooler." Sonic smirked
[Cut to the streets of Crisis City.]
Shadow: Hmm… got a nice green glowy thing there?
"So the Chaos Emeralds are still a thing in the future, why not use them to save the world then?" Rouge questioned
"Could it be that not even Super Silver was able to beat that Lava Monster?" Tails theorized
"That would make sense, that'd be also why the Sol Emeralds would send me there to help. But it seems not even with my help it was enough." Blaze crossed her arms
Rouge: It's weed, obviously. I was hiding it from Knuckles. He wanted it so bad. Did you see the look on his face?
"Honestly, you hiding emeralds from me isn't anything new." Knuckles scoffed
"Can't help it if they just call for me~" Rouge smirked
Shadow: Yes, I did, although it might be irradiated. So you might be slowly developing death.
"What?" Rouge blinked
"The only type of energy the Chaos Emeralds produce is Chaos energy, not radiation!" Knuckles corrected
Rouge: That's fine.
"Not it isn't!" Rouge yelled
Omega: Beep. Boooop.
"My time has finally come." Omega said, it was his turn to appear now
Rouge: We're all gonna die, anyway. What is that? Looks like a weird… cow or something.
"I do not look like a cow." Omega said
"Got that right, you look like a machine of pure power and destruction." Rouge told him
"That sentence is 100% factual." Omega spun his claws around
Shadow: Looks like a robot that we can't possibly imagine what the voice could sound like.
"Oh, it's going to be something stupid." Shadow deadpanned
"If it is, I shall exterminate the creators of this video." Omega said
Rouge: Maybe if we, like, put weed in it we can make it work good.
"..." Omega's eyes moved to Rouge and Shadow
"No." They both said at the same time
"I wish for the power of the Chaos Emeralds." Omega said
"No."
"I shall become Super E-123 Omega, destroyer of Eggman!" Omega closed his claws into a fist "Excitement levels at 500%!"
"No."
"Disappointed levels at 500%..."
Shadow: No.
Rouge: You won't even try it? Just try my idea for once, Sonic!
"Oh!" Rouge already knew where this was going, even more with the glare Shadow have her at that moment
"So I'm not the only one who mistakes the two sometimes~!" Amy teased Rouge
"S-shut it." Rouge looked away
Rouge: Uh, Shadow. Fuck. Just listen to me, like, for once. I'm sorry that I'm bad with names.
Shadow: This is the last fucking time you confuse me with that blue asshole. You did it once before, you did it again.
"It was an accident, geez." Rouge crossed her arms and looked away
"...I suppose it's fine then." Shadow turned back at the screen
Rouge: Listen!-
Shadow: You did it at our wedding, Rouge.
"Huh?" Shadow blinked. A wedding?
"Aww, the dub versions of you got married!" Amy cooed
"That's so nice Mr Shadow and Miss Rouge!" Cream smiled
"As fun as that sounds, Shadow isn't really my type." Rouge waved her hand at the two
"And Rouge isn't mine either." Shadow crossed his arms
"And-wait, what do you mean I'm not your type?" Rouge sounded offended
"I see you more as a friend. I have zero romantic interest in you whatsoever. It's as simple as that." Shadow explained
"Well, I suppose it's the best I'll get from ya." Rouge smirked and gave Shadow a pat on the back
"...So, should I throw away the celebratory marriage missiles?" Omega asked
Rouge: You just look so much alike!
[Cut to the beachside, where Silver is sitting.]
Silver: You know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here, I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
"It's always nice to just have time for myself. Just sit down and enjoy the view." Silver smiled
Blaze: Hey Silver.
Silver: GODDAMNIT!
"I'm sorry for interrupting." Blaze sweatdropped
"I-its fine, now we can feel the ocean breeze together!" Silver smiled
Blaze: What, what's wrong?
Silver: Oh, nothing. Hi, Blaze. How are you?
Blaze: I can tell you want some alone time.
"That actually sounds like something you'd say." Silver said, making Blaze rub the back of her head
Silver: I do, but I also feel like I'm just gonna be alone longer than I want if I leave now, so let's go…
"I can relate to that feeling." Lanolin sighed
Silver: After I—move my lips a bit more. Y'know, Blaze, do you ever stop and think about how— this is really—
"Aah~, the greatness of one take." Surge smirked
Blaze: All the time. All the time, Silver. I can never stop thinking.
"That's how existing works, yes." Rouge said
"I think she means something more like how I can never really rest. I have to always think about my duties as a princess, the Sol Emeralds, how I must protect my dimension, it's very tiring. Even more with her having all of the stuff about the end of the world to worry about on top of that, she must be very mentally exhausted." Blaze said
Blaze: Sends me into a fit. Always analyzing, always so superior to everyone around me. Just—… I know so much, Silver. My brain is too good for this world.
"...I-I don't see myself like that." Blaze frowned "Do I act like I think that?"
"No! Of course not!" Silver told her
"Yeah, you're one of the most humble people I've ever met." Sonic told her
"You're super nice Miss Blaze! You're not egotistical!" Cream reaffirmed her
[Cut to a snowy environment.]
Silver: Oh, we're in the snow, now. Hey, look, it's a blue!
"So the plot is you all just appear on random places looking for Chaos Emeralds." Lanolin took another sip of coffee
Blaze: Ah, yes, my echolocation located the emerald.
"But I don't have…" Blaze was confused
Blaze: As I suspected. I am superior once again. Sliver, we have work to do. Come with me.
"So dub Blaze is super cocky and egotistical but she's nice with Silver?" Amy blinked
"It would appear so." Tail nodded
The two then looked at each other and smiled, they smelled a ship, of the relation kind
Silver: Awh, I wish I was as cool as you.
"I think you are already really cool." Blaze smiled at the white hedgehog
"Thank you Blaze!"
[Cut to Flame Core.]
Sonic: This place is so hot!
"It is a volcano from what it looks like." Tails said
Rouge: Knuckles, why the fuck do you have LEGOs on your shoes?
"They aren't LEGOs!" Knuckles yelled
Knuckles: YOU HAD THE WEED THE WHOLE TIME?!
"Oh yeah." Rouge smiled
Shadow: YOU INTERRUPTED MY BROODING!
Shadow huffed
Rouge: Listen. I have the weed, and I have what you want, so give us what we want.
"A simple deal, what do you think?" Rouge smirked
"And what do you want?" Sonic asked her
"I don't know." Rouge shrugged
Knuckles: I need it for my concussion.
Sonic: Okay, so hand it over!
Knuckles: You can't keep my medicine away from me!
Rouge: No, you can't have it until you give us what we asked for—
"That's how it works, Knuckles, calm down." Rouge rolled her eyes
Knuckles: YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!
"W-what!?" Rouge was now confused
Rouge: W-What?
[Alfred laughs.]
Shadow: Alright, so this is just getting into crack ship territory.
"This just got way out of hand…" Kit said
Sonic: Okay, OBVIOUSLY this is a sore point.
Tails: We need to go over there, and just like— fucking chill the fuck out. Everyone is so tense!
"I agree with Tails! Everyone there needs to calm down!" Jewel said
Rouge: Alright, so we found another—
Shadow: HEY, DON'T—!
Rouge: WHOA!
Shadow: What did I JUST say?!
[The Grand Slam appears. General panic ensues.]
"It's the thing again!" Tangle yelled
"So Silver and Blaze really didn't defeat it last time, but it seems weaker than before." Tails said
Sonic: Smells like pancakes!
[Cut to the "music studio".]
Amy: Sneaking, sneaking, into the music studio. Sneaking into Sonic's album!~
"And meanwhile Amy is doing everything to get into Sonic's album." Rouge sighed
Robots: Fuck, do I hear somethin'? I can't hear anything. Hey, have you started on your new single yet?
Amy: That's his band! Wow…I need to sneak inside the—
[Elise comes out of a door.]
Elise: Oh!
"Oh, hello." Amy blinked
Amy: Shit!
Elise: Yeah— right back at ya…friend!
"She escaped on her own?" Rouge was actually surprised
Amy: What are you doing here?
Elise: Uh…
[An alarm goes off.]
"Uh oh, that's not good!" Charmy said
Amy: Aw, shit, what did you do?! What did you do to the album?!
Elise: I— I just— sneaked!
[Robot noises, alarms]
Elise: I snea- okay!
Amy: Did you leak the album? Goddammit!
"Oh no! Not the album!" Charmy yelled
[Robot noises and alarms are heard. Cut back to Soleanna.]
Memphis: Ah, it's so nice to be outside.
Blaze: Sucks to be outside.
"Hah!" Surge let out a loud cackle
Silver: Yeah. I— I agree with Blaze. You know, this was kind of nice at first, but now I'm all congested— my eyes hurt.
"I'm not whiny!" Silver yelled
Memphis: You know, I haven't been in the presence of a fair maiden in... many a year... Blaze, it's so nice to be with you.
"Thank you I suppose…" Blaze was a little uncomfortable with that
Memphis: And you— you BETA ORBITER MALE— I can do without you. But you make me feel stronger and smarter because you're here, so you can stay for now.
"Hey!" Silver yelled out
"That was uncalled for." Blaze frowned
Silver: Awh…
Memphis: Yes, I can feel myself becoming more powerful with all of your insolent little whines. [Scout laughing, breaking character] I'm gonna do a little dance.
"Oh how adorable." Rouge rolled her eyes
Amy: So, let me get this straight. You've been—dating... Sonic? The Hedgehog? The blue one, looks like this?
"She has!?" Everyone yelled in pure confusion
Elise: Well—I guess? If that's my story arc, then yes!
Everyone got confused, the moments those two spent together didn't give them that idea at all
"Well, seems like you lost right there Amy." Rouge said looking at her
"W-Well… as long as Sonic is happy it's fine…" Amy smiled, but she was hurting a lot inside, her seat being crushed under the grip of her hand
"I still don't understand how I got with the Princess…" Sonic was still confused about all of this, getting in a relationship didn't sound like him at all… at least for the moment
[Amy looks Elise up and down, with an extremely awkward silence. Laughter and wheezing erupts from the cast.]
"Uh… I don't think dub you shares the same sentiment, Amy!" Tangle said
"Oh no…" Amy prepared herself for more embarrassment coming from her other self
Amy: Yup! I can kill ya!
That actually got a big laugh out of them, it was just so casually said that they couldn't hold it in
[More uncontrollable laughter.]
Amy: I'll rip your fuckin' throat out, wear it as a fuckin' necktie!
"Geez! That Amy is actually kinda awesome!" Surge cackled
[The laughter continues.]
Elise: Oh— okay? I have no idea what the words you just said mean, but I'm glad we're outside. It's been like— a week. I've lost track of time— I'm not sure if I'm a person.
"She's clueless…" Whisper shook her head
Amy: Hmm, you won't be— in just a second!~ so, tell me. Do you enjoy... rocks? In your stomach? Hahaha, that's a fitting punishment, I think, for stealing my boyfriend!
"Technically he wasn't your boyfriend." Rouge said
[Amy gives Elise a cutesy look, with sparkles around her face.]
Amy: I'll fill your stomach with rocks, twinkle twinkle!
"PFFFFFF! Hahahahahahaha!" Surge let out a massive laughter
"Amy, try doing that!" Sonic asked while laughing
"U-uh… okay! I'll try!" Amy nodded and took a deep breath, looking at him with a cutesy look, closing her eyes and having the sweetest smile "I'll fill your stomach with rocks! Twinkle twinkle!"
That made them laugh even more when she actually twinkled
Elise: Actually, that's all I've been eating for the past three days.
"Oh yeah, she did say that." Vector remembered
Amy: You've been eating rocks? You're immune. Dammit! Alright, well how about— I run around like this, and then scare you 'til your heart stops! Boo! YEAAAGH!
"That's so adorable!" Tails laughed
"That's like if Cream tried to be scary!" Sonic laughed
Amy blushed and looked away
[Laughter is heard.]
Amy: I'm scary! Aw, fuck it, I can't compete. You have— skin, and— hands— that are like, small, and dainty, and can fit in a butthole!
"Happens to the best of us, Amy." Rouge patter the pink hedgehog's back
[Laughter ensues as we cut back to Team Sonic and (partially) Team Dark.]
Sonic: And she has skin and hands that are small and dainty and can fit in a butthole? She's the girl of my dreams, Shadow!
"I don't need to know that, keep that to yourself." Shadow deadpanned
Shadow: I have one of those too. He's very, very nice. ZA WARUDO!
"That stupid thing again!" Surge rolled her eyes
[A portal opens up.]
"So they both used Chaos Control at the same time to create a portal? But to where?" Tails questioned
Rouge: You may now kiss the bride.
"Huh!?" Sonic got confused
"Wasn't he dating Elise?" Amy blinked confused
Shadow had a look of "please end my suffering"
Shadow: Wait, Sonic, which of us is the bride? Sonic!
"Yeah, who needs to kiss who!?" Charmy yelled
"Don't play along with this." Espio sighed
Knuckles: Wait, agh, shit.
Shadow: SONIC, I NEED AN ANSWER!
Rouge: Come on, Shadow, it's time for the reception.
"Congratulations on getting married, Shadow." Rouge smiled
"Shall I fire the celebratory marriage missiles?" Omega changed his arms into missile launchers
"Very funny." Shadow frowned
Shadow: No, I don't know which one of us is the bride, and that's kind of like a thing for— [sees Memphis] oh, God.
"And then this guy…" Shadow groaned
Memphis: Go on, Shadow, don't you support gay rights?
For some reason everyone glanced at Tangle and Whisper for a momnet
[Penny dying in the background.]
Shadow: I do!
"I see no issue with loving someone, no matter their gender." Shadow shrugged, he honestly didn't really care
Memphis: Look at this weird flame in front of me; it's REALLY BIG!
"It is!" Charmy yelled
Shadow: Oh!
Memphis: Doesn't that intimidate you?!
Shadow: Sorry, I had you confused for Sonic. I thought WE were getting married, Mee-philes.
"I hate this even more than the last one somehow." Shadow frowned annoyed
Memphis: Come kiss me, boy!
"How adorable~" Rouge teased
[Team Sonic returns to Soleanna.]
"It transported them back in time!?" Silver widened his eyes
"I suppose that would be one of their capabilities, since they can also stop time, perhaps the use of more than one at the same time gives the user more control over time." Tails theorized
"That's incredible!" Silver gaped
"We should test that theory out, Shadow!" Sonic looked at the black hedgehog
"No. That would be completely irresponsible." Shadow closed his eyes
"Well, you're no fun." Sonic rolled his eyes
Sonic: Oh! Alright!
Knuckles: FUCK my-
Sonic: Where's that sweet cake?
"Well, since there's cake I suppose that wasn't so bad." Sonic said
Knuckles: My brain again.
Tails: We made it, we're back!
Sonic: Tails, did you forget to decorate the pavilion?
"Hey, I wouldn't forget the decorations for Sonic's wedding!" Tails yelled offended
Tails: No! I-I wasn't in charge of decorations. That was Knuckles' job!
"That makes more sense." Everyone said
"Hey! I wouldn't let Sonic down like that!" Knuckles yelled out
Sonic: Oh my god, of course. Oh, the invitation! You didn't hand it out!
"Even the invitations!" Tangle was shocked
Knuckles: I put it on the ground as a decoration.
"Great decoration, Knuckles." Rouge rolled her eyes
Sonic: To the best wedding of the century!
Tails: Congratulations, Sonic!
Sonic: Oh my god, no.
Knuckles: Wait, but you got married in the future.
"Wait, that's right, how could there be…" Tails got confused now
[Cuts to somewhere. Eggman's robots appear.]
Penny: [wheezing] Are you kidding me?!
"Again!?" Lanolin yelled
"How many times is this idiot going to get captured!?" Surge yelled out "Are Princesses really this easy to capture!?"
Robots: Hello. Hello. Can I have your number? Beep. Borp. Instant ramen. Beep. Borp. Robot noises. Anyone here got weed?
Eggman: You thought you could get away, gamer girl. You thought that you could fuckin' escape me, gamer girl. But my IQ is too HIGHH!
[Cut to Omega wandering at Tropical Jungle. The cast makes whirring noises as he moves.]
"It's you again." Gemerl said
Omega: It looks like that I am trapped in the middle of a forest as Alpha and Omega 3. No one else is going to be out here to save me so I must get away immediately.
"I've been trapped in the forest. I shall claw my way through the vines." Omega spun his claws
Rouge: Well, hello~, nurse!
Omega: Who is this gross bat specimen trying to talk to me? Get away from me, thotticus.
"Gross!?" Rouge yelled out
"Rouge is not classified under the gross category." Omega informed
"So under what category am I classified?" Rouge rose an eyebrow
"...no comment." Omega looked away
Rouge: Hi! You are quite a hunk of metal, aren't you?
"The biggest hunk of metal there is." Omega said proudly
Omega: And you're quite one-polygon titted.
"It doesn't work anymore, they have more than one polygon now." Rouge proudly crossed her arms under her chest this time
"Why so proud?" Amy was confused
Rouge: Here, you want some weed?
"Finally, it is time." Omega looked at the screen
"Do not give him that…" Shadow sighed
Omega: I do not have lungs, so I cannot smoke weed, but I will take it anyway and put it directly into my braincells. Here we go.
[The cast makes robot noises again.]
Interface: Downloading " ".
Omega: HOOOOOLYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
Ryan: Keep holding it, keep holding it, keep holding it!
Omega: -IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
Ryan: Keep holding it! Yes!
"He downloaded a Chaos Emerald…" Rouge blinked
"Is Mr Omega okay?" Cream said worried and confused
"Oh, he's going to be feeling pretty alright after that." Vector said
Omega: [inhales] WOw.
Hayley: Oh, fuck me running.
Rouge: How does it feel? Are you enjoyin' it?
"The power coursing through me must feel amazing." Omega said
Omega: What planet am I on? What's today?
"It broke Omega." Shadow facepalmed
"That is slander, I would never break due to absorbing a Chaos Emerald. Rage levels at 1000%." Omega rolled his head around in a circle
Omega: My braincell: Destroyed. My wig is gone.
[The cast starts losing it.]
Rouge: Buh-bye~!
"Don't just leave after destroy his braincells Rouge!" Amy yelled
"He doesn't have braincells." Rouge shrugged
"That's right. I have processors and a wish to destroy." Omega said
Omega: I- uh- turn right. I'll best be going now. No one will ever follow me with my knife hands.
"And that's why we won't be giving you a Chaos Emerald to download." Shadow said
"That me is an inferior version. I can handle it. My wig shall not be gone when I acquire unlimited power." Omega said, imagining himself with a golden aura blasting lightning from his fingers
[Back at Flame Core...]
Memphis: [laughing] Hello~ there, Shadow the Hedgehog! It's so good to see you in my new Fortnite map I'm developing.
"Looks like Shadow is going to fight Mephiles now." Rouge raised an eyebrow
"Beat him up Shadow!" Sonic cheered
"I know you can do it Mr Shadow!" Cream said
Shadow: I was actually meaning to ask you a question: Are you seeing anyone right now? Because there's no one sexier than myself.
Everyone just stared at the screen with a total lack of emotion
Memphis: [chuckles] Why? Are you– are you interested because, um, I was actually thinking you and I are pretty similar.
Shadow: Bruh, I wouldn't be asking if I wasn't interested.
"Oh for the love of…" Shadow groaned annoyed
Memphis: Check out my– look at my cool shield. It's made of 17,000 polygons and it's also– p-purple and glowy which is your favorite color, I've been told. Regardless, as I– as I said, previously, this is my- my new Fortnite map. I'm developing– I'm developing it in this volcano and people will play it in real life. If you die in the game, you die in real life, Shadow the Hedgehog.
"First of all, not it's not my favorite color. Second of all, that all sounds stupid." Shadow said
Shadow: How did you know Sword Art Online was my favorite anime? You should have known that I had terrible taste.
"Not it isn't. It's the one with the girl with the scissor blades that has a talking school uniform." Shadow said with complete certainty
Memphis: I know more about you than you could ever compre– is that Sonic?
"That looks more like Shadow actually." Tangle said
Memphis: How the fuck did he get here? What the fuck is he doing in my shield? You know him, right? You guys are exes or something. Get him out of my fucking shield!
"You're the one who brought that here!" Lanolin rubbed her forehead
Shadow: No, don't you see?
Memphis: If this relationship is going to work, you can't bring your exes. You know how uncomfortable that makes me, sweetie. Please. Let him– just go– make him go away.
"That… makes sense but you're still the one who brought him in with the shield." Amy said
"And that's not even Sonic!" Tails said
Shadow: Mephistopheles, please. I didn't know I was marrying him. I only thought it was you because you look so similar.
"Mephistopheles!" Surge let out a cackle
Memphis: My name is Memphis, Tennessee, and I will have you respect my name. Here he is; he's still here. Why– why is he here? Like, how did he even get in there?
"Yeah, how did he…?" Kit wondered
Shadow: I don't know. Maybe we put a chicken bone in there or something and he just couldn't resist.
"Probably was a chilly dog." Shadow rolled his eyes
"Yeah, he is that stupid." Surge nodded
Memphis: He is that stupid. I'm glad we can still bond over how dumb your ex is.
"Hey, come on!" Sonic yelled
[Shadow is rammed into a rock pole as Memphis transforms to his gem cosplay.]
Shadow: Ugh! That felt great.
"Didn't look like it!" Charmy yelled
Memphis: I know exactly how you like it, baby. And now, check it out. This is my new Steven Universe Crystal Gem cosplay.
"It's that form from the intro!" Tails said
"It gives me chills!" Jewel said
"Ew, he's ugly!" Surge yelled out
[Gunfire emerges from the ground, as the camera pans to Omega.]
Shadow: God.
Omega: I need you to stop right now, for you are not a true gem. You are nothing but a fraud.
"You tell him Omega!" Rouge smirked and gave the robot a small pat on the arm
"Ready to exterminate Memphis Tennessee. Ready to shatter this fake gem." Omega was ready for the bloodshed
Memphis: Oh my god. [violent choking noises] What the fuck. Oh my god. I told you not to invite your asshole friends over and now I– I–
Shadow: I've never met this hunk of metal but I love him.
"Thank you Shadow, but please don't marry me too." Omega said
"Noted…" Shadow rolled his eyes
"For I am already married." Omega continued making Rouge and Shadow look at him confused "Married to the bloodshed I cause and the screams of my enemies."
"Of course." Those two smile and roll their eyes
Memphis: I'm so fucking high right now. He's just here and I got secondhand smoke inebriated. I'm fucking leaving. I'm going back to my parents house until you get your asshole friends in order. Fuck you.
"And so I remain the strongest." Omega celebrated his victory over the main villain
Shadow: Who the fuck are you?
Omega: Shadow, wait, please don't–
[Shadow and Omega end up in Soleanna.]
"And back to the present!" Tangle said
"Wait… How did Omega appear in the future?" Whisper asked
"My calculations say that it was most likely the Chaos Emerald he downloaded working as a battery for him, giving him more energy to work in the future so he could help Shadow fight." Gemerl explained
"But wouldn't that mean there are two Omegas in the present now?" Tails asked
"...Affirmative." Gemerl said
"There's a simple solution to that. Make them both fight." Omega said "The strongest would clearly be the superior version and so should continue the mission of their fallen version."
"Better just make sure the two Omegas never meet each other." Rouge sighed
Omega: Oh, god. Shadow I only came to admit my true feelings for you.
"Why me?" Shadow groaned
"My feelings towards Shadow are of companionship in carnage." Omega did a thumbs up
Shadow: Ah. A world where everyone loves me.
Omega: It's everything about you. From your hot sauce hair, to your jet boots-
Shadow: Mhm.
Omega: Everything that you do is- Are you even listening to me, Shadow?
"No, he isn't." Shadow smirked
[Cut to a seaport.]
Rouge: Hello~!
"And I'm back." Rouge said
Shadow: Hey.
Omega: Oh god. It's young thotticus once again.
"Do not call me that again." Rouge glared at Omega
"Affirmative."
Rouge: Well, it is quite a pleasure to meet you here. Didn't expect you to be here, Shadow.
Shadow: I didn't expect to be here either, but here you are with your–
"Shouldn't you be chasing Mephiles?" Lanolin asked
Omega: Fortnite: Battle Royale will be the biggest game of 2018 if we do not stop that giant.
"See."
Shadow: Thank you, YouTube algorithm. Now go ahead and screw over some more creators.
"What the hell is wrong with me?" Shadow deadpanned
Rouge: Wait, Shadow!
Shadow: I said I'm going against YouTube now. That's– that's my character arc now, baby.
"You've had many of those in this one." Sonic chuckled
Omega: You look like YouTube Red, why are you making fun of me.
"Do not make fun of me." Omega spun his claws in a threatening way
Rouge: Shadow, let me help you! Don't do this all by yourself. We were going to make the best game together! [scoffs] We'd make such a good team. Honestly, name a more iconic duo.
"Tails and me." Sonic smirked
"You got that right!" Tails high fived Sonic
"Well, not that it matters. Team Dark is going to beat Mephiles, so you don't need to worry about anything." Shadow smirked
Omega: Do you have any more weed?
"We are still not giving you Chaos Emeralds." Rouge said
"I desire the ultimate power to achieve my Super form." Omega said
"Omega, that's impossible." Shadow sighed. For some reason the word Shenanigoonz appeared on his mind for a second after saying that… Well, that was weird.
and here is another part. We are close to the ending part of it!