That evening, elsewhere on the island, the Puerto Rican Air Force, after reviewing their security footage, had identified an unauthorized aircraft in the airspace from the day earlier. Of course, it was Sonic and Tails. So the soldier who spotted them on their footage reported his finding to his superior, Captain Vazquez, who then watched the footage himself.
Captain Vasquez was a family man. He was slightly overweight and had a large, thick, black mustache. He was kind of like the Puerto Rican version of Dr. Robotnik, only not as smart.
"Hmm," said Captain Vazquez, "It seems like these two knuckleheads have business in our territory!"
"It would appear so," remarked the soldier.
"Put out a warrant for their arrest," said Captain Vasquez, popping a cigar in his mouth.
"Well," said the soldier, "We don't have the authority to do that. We have to go through the police first."
"Bah!" shouted Captain Vasquez, as he proceeded to light the cigar, "I don't care about the police! Let's capture these guys and put a bounty on their asses!"
"Yes, Captain," responded the soldier, "One more thing, Captain…"
"What is it?" brutishly replied Captain Vasquez.
"You're not allowed to smoke in here," said the soldier, "This is a government facility."
"Bah!" shouted Captain Vasquez, "You can't tell me what I can and can't do! Drop and give me fifty, you stupid piece of shit!"
And with that the soldier did fifty push-ups, having deeply regretted opening his mouth.