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What interesting creatures Xet brought along with him already she could hear the voice of the world getting cleaner with the death of the vileness that lurked within middle earth for so long and the world began returning in color with hope. She would had to visit him as a emissary to her people's. She came with Elvin food and sweet drinks while they shared great conversation's of her people and the Valar or God's of this world that she knew. Xet was silently sweating he never thought that this world would have God's he wasn't an actual LOTR fan to have known that, Galadriel looked up from her drink she was very curious at his expression but she was more curious of his own skills and his experience inside of his own world.

Luckily she had brought some of the Elves specially grown Lembus bread. The two of them had continued to engage in pleasant conversation and each other as company until he asked how such bread got cooked. She looked at him and said that was a secret guarded only to Elves and one they wouldn't share with anyone even to friends. He laughed at the moment but then thought about his Galactic Cookbook - cook anything anywhere and to anyone pulling it out the cover changed into a Universal Cookbook, once he done so and shocked Galadriel by pulling something out of air and reading from it's passage.

"Once grown in the field's of Aman this Wheat was able to capture the strong life essence of the land brought to Middle earth long ago by the Elves. Grows in any season besides winter and is a natural repellent to Bug's Insect's Rot and thing's of Evil Nature. Lembas Corn while similar very similar in appearance to corn is a crop that share's more characteristics with wheat. The Wheat only grows in sunlit area's and cannot grow itself when inside a shadow of another plant".

Her curiosity peeked again once he read the preparation of Lembas Bread but she was also shocked because while he did get everything correct in it's preparation there was also other recipes that even the Elves would have no way of knowing. He read so like he was the one preparing it and instantly gotten up. She had gotten close and read along with Xet knowledge like this was unknown and valuable to the Elves. She could read it since it translated into the language most familiar by the reader so in Slvish she began reading the unfamiliar passages while Xet became aware of her closeness.

Lembas Bread has a tradition of only being able to be cooked by Elvish woman. Be warned for the Elves fight over being able to prepare it.

Lembas Food - Cure for Hunger, Weakness, Burns Evil, Multiboosts Vitality. Lembas Bread 15%, Lembas Cornflakes 10%, Lembas Cake 40% Vitality Up 10%, Etc.

Lembas Drinks increase Stamina bonus Burns evil Soothes Soul Increase Magic Ki Force Abilities and Pain Tolerance. Lembas Moonshine - Increase All Fighting Abilities 80% Damage Resistance 90% damage Increased aggressiveness Scales with the Alchohol Tolerance skill. Lembas Whisky - Sharpshooter Bonus Deadeye Bonus Range Mastery Bonus, Damage Resistance 60%, Boosts non Magical Damage 60%, Safe small quantities do not increase agression. Lambas Wine - Damage Resistance 30%, Increased Magic Damage and Magic Damage Resistance 30%, Boosts Magic Damage 120%, Magic ingredients needed in Distillation.

All three of them were good but Xet wasn't a mage but he couldn't wait the year's it would take to mature the Whiskey, or Wine. There also was the point that the Moonshine was the one with the highest bonuses Elf's were probably able to tolerate Lembas Moonshine with their high tolerance. All three of them require special fermentation through unique ingredients that ar Requires one distillery made of Natural...

Galadriel looked at the paper in half shocked curiosity on it were many different ways to make use of Lembas. There were even different ways on getting cooking materials inside Interestingly enough with her curiosity sedated she returned to her seat and thought over the new information. She couldn't believe what she read through. That information was only told to a select few though it would be hard for him to cook anything himself as they were the only owner of Lembas. She wanted that book for her people she really wanted to try out one of the cake's and to help her people.

There were many different unknown ways to handle Lembas unknown to even the Elves. Sweet's, Pies, Cake's she's never had a Lembas cake before she wonder's what such a thing would taste like. There was probably every recipe known on the world inside it including every method on making new sugar. Billions of unknown and unique recipes had shown up some increased strength or woke up a mournful soul granting spirit.

"How curious how a mortal man who shows up out of nowhere has a book of every recipe ever one with everything of one of the favored first crops guarded by the Elves from the first's age. There was simply a difference between Godly work and Godly Gifts but she wondered what God would help Xet but now she understood the strange look he had given when the God's were mentioned. There were no God's in his world from what she could remember he told her, but if that was true how did he own many different gifts.

Galadriel looked up shocked by the interesting book he had handed to her her finger's traced the paper like it held all the secret's of the lost History pages of Middle Earth.

When she looked back in his smile as he said "I would love to try some of the Moonshine if you had any to share". "Of course we would be happy to share, though it would require making some since some of these look incredibly specific or complex. It would be become an interesting experience to try. If they taste as good as they sound they may even become some of our favorites". She would gladly take the book to study with her Kin. the Mithril needed for distillation there may be enough for the purposes. The amount of math and measurement needed put the Elves in a curious mind when she had shown them. Though Xet just left all the cooking or distillation to the Elves while he just relaxed watching through the eye's of his force, he just sat on his ass and relaxed with a show of angry Goblin's fighting and fleeing getting captured and turned to birth more Xenomorph's. Galadriel was worried about the cooking methods she had no experience in learning. Usually it would all be done by memory but doing so earlier she didn't know how it could work. It was her first time ever trying so thankfully Xet had helped with measuring equipment.

Luckily Xet had found any needed item's for the special drink's Xet brought over special materials useful equipment, generators, and machinery from the other side of the portal and Gamer shop.

The Elves stayed cool cooking becoming on edge because Lembas was considered a very sacred crop to all Elves not wanting to even waste a single part of the crop everyone that was going to cook sat through a class in order for everyone to get everything right. The Spirit needed special alchemy and pure wood with a high rarity on the level of Mithril lucky Xet had brought them wood pure white as snow from something called a World Tree. Special wood, water's, and materials were collected for the new recipes Xet had generously donated. It was beautiful wood and abundant if they were told so by Xet.

It takes an enormous amount of Lembas Wheat to produce even a tiny amount of alcohol to store. Galadriel thought worriedly that there wouldn't be enough to go around. But Xet had reassured her with the introduction of his Gord Bottle. It was in the shape of a Gord Bottle with a special cap that could hold liquid and seal the small amount of liquid within. With that small amount the rest of the bottle would continuously be churning out more of until it got replaced. Those Lembus buff's were no joke and he definitely needed them if he was going to continue to get stronger.

Once they had finished with the Whisky they stored it in the Barrel's made from World Tree. Since it would take years until the whisky was finished aging properly finishing fermentation. The Moonshine on the other hand was quickly made in a few weeks through the process of distillation through more potent ingredients the finished result becoming a highly potent drink that even gave one good kick to even the Elves. Xet had immediately put the Infinite Canteen to good use and poured the entire city an Elves a good drink one by one the Elves were feeling joy and sorrow leave them while they continued to participate in the drink. The effect it had on Xet was immediate and by two or three drinks in he had almost kissed Galadriel before she had sidestepped him elegantly. She had an amazing time playing with the mortal man but she was already married although while leading him away from the fountain some of the younger girls had taken a few cup fulls from the fountain they had erected. They were all unmarried and could use the excitment instead so she had dissapeared to find her own entertainment with her husband Celeborn, She left Xet alone with the maidens obviously participating in the new drink. Surely one of the three that were drinking from a fountain would find the young man charming enough. The four of them stayed together with interesting stories popping up. Each of them were now ten drinks in had eventually decided on bringing a barrel that was already filled to a room filled to the brim Xet had shown off his force power strengthened by the drink and carried the barrel's with nothing but the force. The alcoholic liquid being a natural repellent to all evil really assured them that they would sleep safely tonight. If that didn't the distant sounds of Goblins crying out as the died did. The cakes on the other hand were quick to make once finished were delicious especially paired with warm Honey drink's.

It was in the morning when he awoke with the three Elves draped on him each female was fine and beautiful as the next. He had very vividly awoke to the sight of three young beautiful Elvish women in his bed naked as the day they were born all still drunk with smiling faces. The one in the middle was straddling him and taking in his length and still moving. Galadriel who had awoken him "Are you happy with your Conquest dear Lord" Galadriel spoke. "What happened" he felt no headache though he remembered nothing of what occurred last night but the women did as they curled themselves up closer to him. He could feel himself stiffen at the feelings of their bodies "Ithil, Mire, Alcarn would you mind returning to your duties at once and leave us alone to talk i need to fill him in to what he had missed.

Silently they all gotten up but not before Mire the Elf in the middle got one last hump in causing Xet to blow his load inside she was somehow a suction cup and his cock refused to leave. Once they were done honestly she would have to talk with them later, the concept of conceiving together was a beautiful action for Elves yet no one was ashamed Elves naturally knowing such knowledge like when they would become pregnant but she needed to talk with him. It was unheard of for Elves to find more than one spouce but Xet seemed like a different sort of entity entirely.

"Though i can see that you had fun last night though your army is standing around near the portal are you sure it's fine for them not to join in the festivities. The alchohol was unlike anything they had ever tried many times they had high spirits and even played games or practiced archery.

Quietly he had gotten up and unashamedly gotten dressed in front of her the alchohol had been running non stop since mid day yesterday it filled an entire fountain and multiple barrel's. There were random containers filled every where and it formed a steady stream into a nearby river out of the fountain. The Elves were happy at having the strong and beautiful sent that would help scare away Evil. Everyone who was an Elf was a adult with hundreds of year's worth of immortal life so no one really cared. The only issue was not having enough containers to fill since the liquid was an infinite source and Elves hated having things go to waste.

It just made everyone happy to become stronger, and everyone who wasn't an Elf that didn't become instantly intoxicated by smell alone just drank a little and got the same benefits. While Galadriel led him to the forest edge where Elves and even Ghost witnessed the remains of what was once the centre of Mordor.

Elsewhere another Nuke had gone off in the center of where Mordor lay over the mountains proof that a nuclear blast had occurred over corrupted Mountain's tossing the black smoke further but letting in sunlight for the firsttime in a age. Xet's could see the mushroom cloud from the edge of the forest as he and Galadriel watched from the distance. He had ducked and covered on instinct when the flash of light had gone off.

Earlier

The Elves were singing beautifully as Ithil, Mire, Alcarn were tending to the man known as Xet. He was heavily drunk at this point slurring word's and spilling every one of his secrets of being a reincarnation. Lady Galadriel sat in the other side of the hall with Lord Celeborn

while she whispered inside her husband's ear making Xet a tiny jealous. He had kissed Ithil, rousing jealousy in Mire and Alcarn and Lord Elrond laughed at the time thankfully Xet's force training helped him stay on his feet when he decided to get up he would have long gotten unconscious if he had no such training but he decided to give a speech.

We all hate orks being's of evil right now there are billions of angry creatures created by Sauron ready to launch at any moment onto the good peopleq of middle earth. At this moment Ork's are the only one's to ever be gathered and bred for their dark lord's will well enough of that, i say". Right now the Elves had heard him but Elrond asked and "what will you do, we are few in numbers compared to the enemy as you say" Xet thought about it for a few moments and then he said we will send Nukes. After explaining the amount of black blast powder the Nukes would be equal to the pointy eared little helpers helped remind him of his new objective. What he had forgotten about and woke him up if he was close to sleep to smooth along the process.

The process of buying a dozen Nukes from the gamer shop, attaching them to a Dozen of the fastest Xenomorph's and sending them into Mordor with a timer where the largest hordes of angry Orks were gathered. Luckily Xet had introduced them to Ordis his Ghost a living being made of metal who helped in the construction of the timing mechanism's and the synchronization between the timer's.

It was a glorious moment one where he couldn't recall any of it by the time he took the opportunity to leave. Everything felt like a party and the fireworks would soon be ready to go. While he left Ordis with the Elves and the Xenomorph's were already trained to follow orders from the robot in case. Xet took the three beautiful pointy eared Elf women to a private bedroom to better get to know them. Eventually by the time they had all gone off they were able to sleep peacefully for once while Alcarn was in the middle of bouncing on Xet. Every Elf could feel the vacant space inside Mordor where usually they would feel a horde of angry darkness. Alcarn came preemptively Mire and Ithil had taken her off an each gotten a turn.

In the lands of Mordor

"You sniveling little pig snot, wake up wake up!". An ork shouted with a whiplash screaming to the sounds of Ork squealing. Hurriedly they had gotten to their feet at the behest of Ork Commander. "What's this new recruit's, don't just stand there introduce yourselves. Suddenly time froze over allowing the newly born Ork to impute his name.

Oh thats right i don't give a flipping shit what's your name is now get in line with the rest of the filth" said Ork charge. "Why on earth are we going into the mountains in such numbers for a few lost welps" asked Ork grunt. "The dark lord commanded it so we will do it but apparently since your so eager to know apparently there's a new creature out there that's been taking out our scout's, so far nobody's been heard of again but there is a nest and the darklord wants it taken care of now get back in line".

Just as they began their march they noticed one of these new creatures begin charging into them with a metallic box on it's back. After killing it the one Ork who somehow knew math saw that the timer was slowly counting down to zero. The Ork commander inspected it hit it a few times and brought it for a scout to take up the chain and further into Mordor. It probably reached halfway inside the land's before almost every Ork and Birthing pool became atomized.

The end

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AN: not really the end but i can still see multiple paths the next chapter will feature Gondor.