In the guild , girls were gushing over the book called fifty shades of gray
Lucy
Why do they like that book ?
It's just a sexual fantasy with a guy who doesn't respect the girls privacy and boundaries and the girl in Stockholm syndrome.
If I want a man I want him super romantic, intimate , genuinely funny , respect my privacy and boundaries and knows how to treat a women with sincerity and experience.
Loke
Maybe I can be the man you look for and desire Lucy
Lucy
Oh Loke . I don't want to fall for like those fantasy girls are gushing for.
I want something romantic and funny at the same time.
Loke
Hmm what are they gushing for?
Lucy
A kinky book called fifty shades of grey
Loke
I've read a few page of it . It's not my type of romance or fantasy book.
Lucy
Not even I'm interested in such a book. I want something like a rom com type.
Loke
Hey how about we turn this book from kinky to comedy
Lucy
And how do you suggest that
Loke
By playing cue cards and ad adjectives and then were gonna play a romantic scene.
Lucy
Hmm okay.
Loke sat at a table of the stage and Lucy took a seat beside him.
Loke
I'm gonna a ask some funny questions and your gonna add answer.
Lucy
okay
After some of his funny question and her funny answers they play a fifty shades show in parody and the guild members as their audience.
In the office, Loke as Christian adopted the persona of the enigmatic businessman, while Lucy played Anastasia . She appeared calm and collected until Loke said funny things that made her go bursting into laugh.
Loke
I'm Christian Fairy
Lucy
I'm Lucy Tail Tale
Loke
Lets make this quick
I only have two weeks.
Lucy
Ahem. This interview is for the independence day of students newspaper.
Lucy
You are very psychedelic to have master to such empire. To what do you owe your success.?
He divulged his daily routine as he glided slowly toward her.
Loke
By doing the same routine every morning
Waking up, brushing my teeth and then pinching at the gym.
Lucy concealed her laugh with her hand though her eyes were squeezing in laughter
Lucy
Your company is involved primarily in agricultural projects, feeding the world's penguins. With that kind of passion, I wonder if your knee , knee might be bigger than you let on," Lucy said, bursting into a fit of giggles.
Loke
"Some people would say I don't have a knee at all,
The two couldn't contain their laughter, trying to continue the scene
Lucy
I did some research on you. I see your unmarried and adopted at age forty nine
Loke
That's a late adoption
Hmm
You intrigue me miss Tail Tale
And when someone intrigues me I tickle excessively.
Lucy and Loke went laughing hard together. Then Loke came to tickle her
Lucy
My sock is sweating
Loke
Hahaha
Loke puts one of his legs on the desk
to act like a CEO and Lucy couldn't help but laugh .Loke puts his feet down on the ground , sits on the desk and comes as a gentleman
Loke
What are your plans after you graduate?
Lucy
I was planning on moving to Detroit with Erza.
Another laugh between them
Loke
Best part about having success is to getting the students give my favorite piece of advice
Baby come back
Lucy
When I'm around you I feel like a Zamboni driver at a funeral.
You know
Lucy tried her best to control her laugh.
Loke
I've heard that before.
Well I hope you got everything you need
Lucy
I did. I did. And whenever I have a great interview I do my favorite dance called the hairless sausage.
Music plays with Lucy dancing and Loke helping her dance .
Loke
Dang
Lucy laughed to her heart
The guild members watched the whole scene and with every dialogue they burst into laughter . some fell on the ground , hitting the floor and some fell of their chair while laughing.
Fifty shades of parody is sure fun and more suitable as rom-com and the whole thing made Lucy Love Loke more .