I DO NOT OWN BREAKING BAD OR COBRA KAI.

Pinkman house. Encino, California. A few days later.

The Pinkman family spent their first 3 days in California getting their house set up. The additional space was a godsend for young Jake. He was finally able to have a music room of his very own. He could have a place to practice his piccolo as well as have room for all of his trophies that his talent had earned him. Jesse on the other hand, got a room in the basement. If that didn't tell him where he stood in the family, he didn't know what else would. It wasn't a bad room though. It had enough space for all of Jesse's needs, including his Call Of Duty themed play station console that he had won in an online contest. A few days after the family had moved in, Jesse was playing Call Of Duty: WWII online with his boys from back in Albuquerque. It was a 3 on 3 team death match with Jesse and his boys playing against some noobs from who knows where. Playing with Jesse were 15 year old Brandon Mayhew, who went by the nickname Badger; and his foster brother: 16 year old Peter Cranston, who went by the nickname Skinny Pete. It was a hardcore match and the boys were communicating via headsets.

"Hike up your skirts ladies, these noobs are looking to pull an upset." Jesse said as they put their military strategy into action. Unfortunately, Skinny Pete was taken out by a sniper round, putting the noobs ahead

"Dude, you suck!" Badger exclaimed as he tried to get a 40 a sniper who'd gunned down his foster bro.

"That's Bull, Yo." Skinny Pete insisted as he respawned. "I saw the noob and I was gonna cap his ass, but I couldn't shoot. This thing's like, defective and shit! There's like, Cheeto dust in the controller."

"It's a bad carpenter that blames his hammer, yo." Badger chided as Pete tried blowing on his controller to make it work.

"Whatever." Skinny Pete replied as Jesse managed to take out 2 of the noobs with 1 grenade.

"Headshot bitches, you just got owned!" Badger exclaimed in victory as his team was finally ahead. Despite some hiccups, mainly on Skinny Pete's end, Jesse and his boys came through for the win.

"Yeah bitch!" Jesse exclaimed as he always felt pumped as fuck after a solid victory. However, the elder Pinkman boy's victory was short lived as his mom came into his bedroom unannounced.

"Jesse, can you turn off the game?" Mrs. Pinkman asked with a sigh as Jesse replied with a sigh of his own.

"Yo, Mom's beckoning, I'll check you later." He said as he went offline before turning to his mother who laid out a nice looking outfit on Jesse's bed.

"Shower and change Jesse, we're leaving in forty five minutes. Our new neighbors are hosting a neighborhood BBQ and we are all going." Diane commanded as her son put his control down. His mother had some lady down the way and now they were acting like best friends.

"Why do I have to go, you and dad are the ones who really got invited, yo." Jesse argued.

"Because the LaRussos are trying to make us feel welcome and we need to make friends. Shower and change into those clothes Jesse, I won't tell you again." She declared as she slammed his bedroom door.

"Bitch…" Jesse whispered as he knew that it wasn't going to be worth the hassle by trying to get out of it. Besides, free food was free food. Lured by the promise of abundant refreshments, Jesse prepared himself for a night of bumping elbows with the who's who of the valley.

LaRusso Reisdence. Later that evening.

Jesse kept tugging at his Lord of the Rings tie which showed a map of Middle Earth. Jesse had never been one for dressing up all fancy, but this was the Pinkman family's debut into the neighborhood and Adam and Diane were determined to make a good impression on their new neighbors if it was the last thing they did.

As uncomfortable as Jesse was, he felt even more sorry for his younger brother. Jake had been required to don a 3 piece suit for this occasion; on account of him being the only Pinkman boy who actually had a future. His parents were pulling out all the stops to show off their prized offspring. Eventually, the Pinkmans made their way to the hosts of this fancy Soirée.

"Diane, thanks for coming!" Amanda LaRusso exclaimed as the 2 woman clasped hands.

"Thank you for inviting us, Amanda. This house is just beautiful!" Mrs. Pinkman said with glee.

"I know, when Daniel and I saw it, we had to have it." Mrs. LaRusso insisted as she motioned her family to gather round. Daniel was the first one to make introductions and he looked like he should be selling cars. He was clean cut, smooth, and a sharp dressed man.

"Welcome to the neighborhood, glad to see you could join our annual BBQ." Mr. LaRusso said with a grin as he shook the hands of Jesse's parents.

"We're just glad to be here, Mr. LaRusso. Allow me to introduce our son, Jake." Mr. Pinkman replied with a smile as he brought young Jake out in front of him. Both LaRusso parents made a fuss over the perfect Pinkman child which pleased his parents greatly. Jesse was naturally left out until Amanda noticed him.

"And how is this dashing young man? She asked as his parents sighed.

"This is our eldest son, Jesse." Diane said with a forced smile as he came forward for introductions.

"Nice to meet you Jesse, how's the valley been treating you so far?" Mr. LaRusso asked, trying to make conversation.

"It's been the bomb, I'm like…totally stoked to start school and making friends and stuff." Jesse said, trying to act excited about his new surroundings.

"Well, West Valley High is a great school, you're love it. Our daughter is starting her Sophomore year and I think she's the same age as you." Amanda said with a smile as she looked around and waved someone over. Jesse's eyes lit up as he saw a young girl walking towards them. She had shoulder length brown hair with bangs running through it. Her skin was the perfect shade of white and her eyes were a lovely shade of blue.

"Hey mom, what's up?" The girl asked as Daniel put his hand on her shoulder.

"This is our daughter Samantha, Sam, this is Mr. and Mrs. Pinkman and their boys: Jesse and Jake. Jesse's going to be going to West Valley with you." Daniel said as the LaRusso girl grinned at the eldest Pinkman boy.

"Nice to meet you." She said awkwardly as they checked each other out.

"You too Yo, your house is the bomb." He replied as Sam giggled.

"You haven't even seen the inside yet." She challenged.

"How about you show Jesse our pool, he probably doesn't want to be around the adults." Amanda said as Sam nodded while grabbing Jesse's hand and leading him away. He could see that his parents wanted to object, but they didn't dare risk losing the favor of the LaRussos.

"Sorry about my parents, they're always on me to be welcoming to their new friends." Sam said as Jesse chuckled at her expense.

"At least your parents want to show you off, my parents would cream themselves if they could hide me in my room forever." Jesse replied wistfully which made Sam feel sorry for her new found acquaintance.

"What did you do to piss them off?" She asked with concern.

"It's like, a long story that isn't like…suitable for fancy company." He admitted with a shrug.

"Fair enough." Sam admitted as they sat down by the pool and watched some of the kids take a swim.

"That is a nice ass pool, yo." Jesse said with a grin as Sam nodded.

"Definitely great for parties." Sam nodded as she looked over at Jesse. "So, what does Jesse Pinkman like to do in his spare time?"

"He plays video games, watches Netflix, and dabbles in some wood work." He offered off the top of his head.

"Are you like a carpenter or something?" She asked teasingly as the eldest Pinkman boy shook his head bashfully.

"Hell no, I ain't no where near that level yet. I guess I'm just…a dude who likes wood." Jesse replied before he realized that he had just said. "Oh shit, I didn't mean it like that!"

"Aww, I'm glad you felt comfortable enough to come out to me!" Sam teased as she wrapped her arms around him. She couldn't help but have a laugh at his expense.

"Trust me, I dig chicks, yo." Jesse assured her as he rolled his eyes. All of a sudden, Sam's phone pinged. She let go of Jesse and checked it out. What she saw infuriated her. Jesse saw the hurt and anger on her face and took a peek at the screen. It was an Asian dude at some party getting grinded on by a white chick with huge boobs.

"Yeah bitch…grind dat ass!" He exclaimed as she continued grinding on him. Sam threw her phone down on the chair in anger.

"You know that loser?" He asked as she nodded.

"His name is Kyler. We weren't dating…but we've been talking about it a lot and…I thought that he liked me." She growled in frustration as Jesse patted her shoulder.

"Yo, screw that douche." Jesse insisted as he tried to comfort Sam as best he could. "I saw that chick and she's like a solid 6 when you're a freaking 10."

"Stop it." Sam replied with an eye roll as she tried not to laugh.

"I am dead serious Sam, if he ain't jumping at the chance to be your man, then he doesn't deserve you." He insisted as he looked at his friend in her eyes. "You know what you should do: you should find yourself some hot ass guy and put the moves on him to make that little bitch jealous."

"Which little bitch: Kyler or the girl with the boobs?" Sam asked with a smirk.

"Both." Jesse replied as the friends laughed out out for a minute before Sam decided to act on Jesse's advice and show Kyler what he was missing.

"Ok, let's do it." She said as he looked at her stand up.

"Do what?" He inquired curiously.

"Make Kyler jealous." Sam declared as Jesse rose to his feet.

"Now?" Jesse asked in amusement as he hadn't expected her to take him seriously.

"Yep, right now." Sam insisted as she took her phone & held it up to snap a picture while she draped an arm around Jesse's neck.

"Grab my left leg and hike it up." Sam commanded as Jesse smiled with glee.

"Sure thing, Miss LaRusso." Jesse replied as he gently placed his hand on Sam's bare knee as he raised it up. He was surprised by the feel of her bare skin. It was soft, yet tough at the same time. It was like nothing he'd ever touched before.

"Say cheese." Sam said as she went and gave Jesse a quick peck on the cheek before taking the selfie. Jesse's cheeks turned slightly pink as Sam quickly added a caption before posting it on Instagram.

"What did you put?" He asked as she held up her phone to show Sam kissing Jesse's cheek as he held her closely.

"At Dad's BBQ. Don't need a snack, already found one." The post said followed by a wink face emoji. Jesse smiled as he looked at the post and then back at Sam. She was a girl who knew how to be bitching.

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