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Mrs. J.K., DXD Dudes, This world is more fun than I expected. I must admit that I cheat with my facts from Canon, I get them from fan wikis. So if I am wrong, then it is not my fault at all. Even if it was...meh, I do this to pass the time.

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I shrugged and answered, "No they are with Riser."

Sirzechs rolled his eyes and ported us to the underworld.

4 We are in business once more.

We arrived at the Gremory mansion, I left Asia in the normal world, in this reality she didn't have a contract with Rias yet, probably never. Having a nun in the underworld is kind of asking for trouble.

With Betsy in my Domain, she has a good guardian. The emergency Portkey's were monitoring her health and stress levels and will activate above a certain level.

My parents had one too, even my puppy's got a nice collar. Raynare was growling until Mum told them they looked pretty with them. She even set a mirror in their sleeping space.

Mother totally got hooked, now that she doesn't have to worry about finances, the puppies got a lot of outfits. Kalawarna just let it happen, and Mittelt enjoyed the attention and pampering.

Where was I? Ah, Gremory mansion's guest house.

Xxxxx

Mother-in-law was waiting for us, with a cold stare she asked me, "Hyoudou San, you took my precious daughter's first time and brought trouble to the Gremory clan. What do you hope to accomplish with this duel?"

I gave a small bow and answered, "Good day to you too, future Mother-in-law, for the record: Your precious daughter was naked in my bed using me as a hugging pillow. I did not take her first time, it was offered to me. You may ask your daughter that it was with her full consent and cooperation, clearly enjoying it."

"If you want to look for someone to put the blame on, look in a mirror. Before engaging your daughter with someone, you have to know with who you are putting her up for the rest of her life. That Riser is the scum of the Underworld and you knew it. As I said to your son: you must hate your daughter a lot to punish her like that."

Hah! Guilt-tripping the parents, telling them they don't love their children is a low blow, but effective. That blow was a direct hit, she glanced at Rias, who had tears in her eyes. Rias asked her mother, "Mother? Is it true that you and Father hate me? What did I do wrong?"

Another direct hit! Stammering, Mother-in-law said, "I-i-it is for the future of the Underworld and the Gremory clan we did this Rias Chan, you have to understand this."

I laughed out loud, "You must be blind to not noticing the power grasp of the Phenex clan. With Riser as the head of the clan, is it the Gremory clan or the Phenex puppets? Anyway, I came here to kill that idiot, and free Rias Chan from her evil family."

OK… that last comment was over the top. It was the killing blow, the last straw, the last drip. Mother-in-law exploded, "We love our daughter very much, you scoundrel! Watch your words, or you won't even live to start that duel!"

Daphne interrupted, "Behave Issei, we don't know all the information. Don't judge people so fast. Good day, Mrs. Gremory Sama. We are the wives of Issei Kun and are here to fight for Rias Chan's happiness, and hopefully, she will join us as a sister wife. With me are Hyoudou Obara, Hyoudou Nymeria, and I am Hyoudou Daphne. Our origin will remain a secret until Rias Chan joins our husband's harem."

Mother-in-law calmed down, "Welcome to our home Hyoudou San's wives. I hope for your sake your husband knows what he is getting into. This guest house is for you to use until the duel."

Daphne smiled, "We appreciate your concerns, Mrs. Gremory Sama, Your daughter speaks highly of you and told us of your trading skills. My sisters and I did some trading ourselves and wanted to see if we could come to some cooperation. We already have an agreement with Leviathan Sama for the wholesales of Phoenix tears and Healing Potions…"

I left when the Yen signs appeared in their eyes and negotiations started. I explored the guest house and the surrounding area, followed by Kiba.

Kiba said, "For a moment I thought you were aiming to get yourself killed Issei San. Those were some harsh words you told Gremory Sama."

I shrugged, "Arranged marriages and eloping couples are the extremes Kiba San. Both can work, and both can go horribly wrong. Putting a girl with a cruel abusive and controlling husband is wrong."

"A girl who's blinded by puppy love, and eloped with the first boy she kissed can end up in the same situation."

"If the parents search for a compatible husband and let the daughter have a say too, that can end in a happy marriage."

"The same goes for the girl, if she is careful with her relationships and asks for advice from her parents, that marriage can be a happy one too."

I shrugged, "Of course, that is no guarantee of a happy future."

Of course, I am spouting a lot of platitudes I read somewhere to sound like a wise man. The look on Kiba's face told me I failed, I think he read those books too.

Gasper Vladi, who was forced to come along asked, "What about childhood friends?" Hmm? He is swallowing my bullshit?

I grinned and told him, "They can be the best wives or the worst. They know all your secrets and preferences. They can even mold you into their perfect Toy... Husband."

"Kiba Kun for example has a lot of girls pining for him. He is the school hunk, prime class meat, the fantasy of almost all of the girls when they are alone in bed or bath. He can pick any girl he wants, but will they be happy? What if he is not the same man as he was in her fantasy? Or he is more man than expected?"

Both boys blew a fuse, Kiba with the knowledge girls were thinking about him while masturbating, Gasper was fantasizing about his childhood friend. Fun times.

Xxxxx

Daphne and Mother-in-law hit it off nicely, Trade agreements about growing potion ingredients and manufacturing were the first step, activated after the duel. Obara and Nymeria explored the Gremory region, looking for opportunities for a fight after this duel was done. For now, they had to hide their abilities.

The first night in the Underworld was a blast, Koneko was looking wide-eyed at how we gave Akeno the punishment she craved. We didn't silence the room, so Rias was peeking at the door witnessing Akeno having the time of her life.

Hesitatingly she entered the room and sat next to Koneko, she wrapped an arm around Koneko and asked softly, "Do they do it every night?

Koneko hugged her and whispered, "Every night, Akeno Chan has joined them just today. Watching them gives me a warm tingling feeling in my stomach and lower. Do you know? There, on that place." Koneko pointed to the place on Rias' body, giving her a shock of pleasure.

We paused our actions when we saw Koneko explaining to Rias how and what her body was experiencing.

Daphne touched Rias' breast and asked Koneko, "Koneko Chan? What about your breasts? Do you feel anything when Issei is sucking on ours like this? Or is playing with our nipples like that?"

Koneko answered, "Yes, very much so, but more when he uses his fingers there and puts them inside like this. When he moves them very fast in and out like this, I get all tingly. I almost can't hold it when Issei Chan licks it like this."

That was too much for Rias, she came screaming, holding Koneko's face in place. I was forgotten for a few minutes when the girls got into a big hug pile, whispering all kinds of things to each other.

Xxxxx

The next morning was a bit awkward at the breakfast table, Kiba and Vladi didn't know where to look from embarrassment.

I shrugged and said, "There is no need to be embarrassed guys, it is normal for husbands and wives to do adult stuff. You will get there eventually too." It is fun to get everyone blushing except the wives, they were used to my antics and just shrugged it off.

Daphne asked, "Issei, you still have the seeds of the Magical plants of our world, yes? Good, we have an agreement to grow them in the Gremory greenhouses. The plants for Healing potions and Skelegrow are the first on the list. We also have a deal for Westeros fruits and vegetables. Do you have samples on stasis? Perfect! Give some to us. No, no pouting allowed. Rias will reward you tonight."

Rias choked on her drink, "I am?"

Daphne nodded, "Of course, you are. After all, your Husband-To-Be is bringing wealth to your House, which needs a reward."

Akeno smiled, "Those rewards are the best." That night, we silenced the room.

Xxxxx

The day of the duel was finally here, Daphne was in her element with her Future Mother-In-Law and their business talks.

We were already prepared, We all had the Devil abilities I copied from Riser, Sirzechs, and Grayfia. The Power of Destruction I Copied from Rias, the first time I saw her, Sirzechs first appearance got me the Master Magician Skill, a nice addition to our Wizarding Magic. Grayfia's Demonic Power added a transformation skill to the ability, Sirzechs Power of Destruction provided us with his special attacks and defenses.

Yes, I am Copying them all. I combined them in my Library and Paste them on my wives. I did the same with Demonic Power. Magical Serafall gave me Expert Magician, Sona, the Sitri Demonic Power. Rias and Sona's Peerage provided their Demonic Power. Combined in my Library, the wives and I are on par with the best Devils.

Best of all, we had Immortality copied from Riser. Also upgraded by my Library. The fool does not know what is coming for him. As a famous general once said: "There is no such thing as Overkill, it is called Good Preparations." If no general said that, then I am the first one! I know, it is my Bragging Skill that is talking.

Xxxxx

At the Coliseum, we entered the arena in casual clothes. Riser stood on the other side with his complete Peerage.

He tried to mock me, "We saw that you came here to die. We even let you choose the girls that are going to kill you, maybe, if those girls you brought along are any good, then We will take them for ourselves."

I raised my eyebrows and asked, "You can do that? So if I kill you I can take those girls with me? That is so generous of you. What about that sister of yours? Can I have her too when I kill you?"

The fool still mocked me, "We laugh at those words of yours, little boy. We are in a good mood today, if you can kill Us today then you can have the girls you chose to fight against."

That started a discussion between Daphne, Obara, and Nymeria.

Daphne, "I want the Rooks and that pawn with the kimono."

Obara, "No! The Knights and that pawn in bikini, she seems fun."

Nymeria, "No to both! Look at those cats! I got to have them! I don't care about the rest."

Daphne, "You are right Nymeria, those cats will go fine with Koneko, then we have three puppies and three kittens. Obara, chose a knight so we can start this thing."

Obara, "But I want both! Look at them! I bet they have got good sword skills too."

Daphne, "Pick one love. The crowd is getting impatient."

Yuuto shouted, "Pick Karlamine San!"

Obara, "There you have it! Now I have to share her with Kiba Chan. It is not fair!"

Nymeria, "You can play with our kittens, Obara. You know we always play together."

Daphne, "Issei? We pick the Nekomata and Karlamine. You kill Riser, so you won't damage our new girls."

I said to Riser, "You heard them? We pick those cats and the Karla knight."

The crowd followed the comedy show, Sirzechs, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, and Serafall, were sitting in the VIP Box, Serafall said, "I am rooting for Issei Chan. He has an eye for style and presence, his hands felt very goo… powerful. I bet it was him that got my Onee Chan that increase in power in such a short time."

Sirzechs commented, "He is too confident, he must have some tricks up his sleeve. I hate him though, he defiled my Imouto and I can't forgive that."

Grayfia thoughtfully commented, "He survived a kick from me that could kill a Middle-Class Devil. He has hidden Skills."

Riser got annoyed, "So be it! Ni! Li! Karlamine! Go forward and kill them!"

I held my hand up and called out, "Hey! Birdman! You said our pets could play too right?"

Riser shouted back, "Bring them out and we kill those too."

Xxxxx

Rias sat with her Peerage biting her nails, worrying about my taunts, "He is deliberately angering him! That will end not good."

Akeno put her hands on her King and reassured her, "Have faith in Issei Chan. Daphne Chan, Obara Chan, and Nymeria Chan are very confident in their skills, you saw them too in the dungeons."

Sona commented, "I hope Hyoudou San wins, but that he gets hurt a lot. Serafall Chan is pestering me daily to wear that blue costume."

Tomoe giggled at her King, "Admit it, Sona Sama, you would look great together with Serafall Sama in a Magical Girl outfit. Hyoudou Kun even provided that useful spell to hide our panties. That must have hurt him a lot"

Akeno, "Fufufu, it depressed him when we did it on our skirts. He grumbled that the price was too high for the return it brought him. Look! It is starting."

Tomoe, "Oh! There is Benny and Bernie, I still find Alextrasza the prettiest, yes! She is here too. Did you notice that Riser San stopped laughing?"

Koneko smiled when she said, "Ni San and Li San have wet spots on their panties. See them hiding behind Riser San? Oh? The dragons are lying down to the side?"

Akeno commented, "Remember, those three are battle maniacs, they want to fight it out with those girls. Yes, Karlamine-san is going to Obara Kun, the Nekos to Daphne Kun, and Nymeria Kun."

Tsubasa, "They started! See that speed!"

Koneko said, "They are holding back, I sparred with Obara Chan, she could win against me with little effort. Ah! Daphne Chan is nullifying Li San's Ki-blasts. Daphne Chan is using her magic, oh that's mean! Akeno Chan! She is using that rope technique from last night! Oh, not fair! She is scratching Li San behind the ears. I want that too…"

Sona, "Riser San is going to interfere, both Nekos are tied up, and Obara Kun is having fun with Karlamine. Yes, there he is. Hyoudou San is intercepting him. Hmm? What spell is that? He got Riser San naked with a snap of his finger!"

Koneko chuckled, "He does that every night with us too. See? Now he is putting funny costumes on. He calls them Super Hero outfits. Ah, there is the Superman! Blue spandex with a red speedo and cape! He said that Hero could disguise himself by combing his hair and by putting glasses on."

"OH! Batman! Black and purple spandex with a black cape and mask shaped like bat wings. Get this: the sidekick has yellow spandex and an orange speedo. He even made them fireproof. He once put me in a cat woman outfit he called it. Black spandex, it looked sexy, but he made the panty vibrate."

Akeno giggled, "Admit it, Koneko Chan, you enjoyed it. Oh no! Not the Clown outfit! That Clown creeps me out!"

Tsubaki pointed out, "Obara Kun and Karlamine San stopped fighting and are looking at the fight. Why don't they broadcast the conversation?"

Rias, "Probably because of what Issei Chan is telling Riser San. He sometimes has a potty mouth. Ah? Did you see that move? He calls it the Puny-Hulk. He does that with Telekinesis. I saw him practice that move on the Demon Boss. That Demon could hold it out for five minutes. How long is Riser San going to hold?"

Ten minutes later Tomoe yelled, "Booh! Boring! You are slamming him for ten minutes already!"

Koneko protested, "Not boring at all Tomoe Chan! See? Now he is using the right arm, he rotates the limbs every two minutes. I wish Issei Chan would stop using swear words so we can hear what he is telling him."

Akeno laughed, "Now all three girls are tied up. I bet being tied up between Benny's front legs is terrifying. Oh, see! Bernie gave them a lick and smacked his lips. That is mean. I agree with you Tomoe Kun, it is getting boring, that Puny-Hulk move is fun for a minute, not more."

Sona, "He must have heard you, Akeno Kun, he stopped. No matter the regeneration you have, nobody can stay sane after such a beating. The pain from breaking your bones and skull and healing them again must be terrifying."

Ruruko shouted, "Riser San is doing his ultimate attack! What? Issei Kun can handle the flames? That is so a broken ability!"

Yuuto said, "It looks like Issei Kun is ending it. See those blades? They are charged with Light Magic. He stabbed me once with it, it hurt like a bitch, pardon my language, but that is the only way to describe it. Ow! He pinned him down on his four limbs."

Rias said, "I don't think Issei Chan planned to kill Riser-san. I think he is making a statement and a claim."

Sona, "He is claiming his place in the Underworld. He is claiming you, Rias Chan."

Tomoe, "Well… he sure made my panty wet. He gave an impressive show."

With an amplified voice, Riser called out, "I yield! You are the better man! The better fighter, and sexier than me. Are you happy now? Yes, you can have the girls! Now get these blades away! Please…"

The blades disappeared, the dragons a few seconds later.

Momo asked, "What do you think he is telling Karlamine San, Li San, and Ni San? Oh? The Nekos are going to Riser San, and Karlamine San to Obara kun?"

Rias speculated, "Issei Chan never wants to keep someone against their will. For punishment yes, but not as a trophy. I guess he let them choose."

Akeno smiled, "Yuuto Kun, there is your new fiancee. When is the wedding going to be?"

Yuuto stammered, "Wwwhat do you mean, Akeno Dono? I-i-i did not win her. "

Akeno teased, "But you selected her. We all heard your claim. She will expect you to claim responsibility. She looks nice, and her Sword skills are good. I bet she is a great kisser, don't you think?"

Yuuto hid behind Rias, "Rias Sama, Akeno Dono is bullying me."

Rias thought for a moment, "She has a point, Yuuto Kun, you called out loud for Karlamine San. It was not your fight or choice. Karlamine San will expect you to take responsibility. I even guess that her decision to stay with us has everything to do with you calling out her name."

Sona added, "A girl wants to be needed Kiba Kun. You let everyone know you need Karlamine San, rejecting her will hurt her a lot. She left her Peerage for you."

Xxxxx

While Yuuto was talked into submission by the girls, Serafall made her entrance. Sparkles and glitters included.

I complimented her, "Perfect! You are my favorite Magical Girl. If I didn't already have a lot of wives, I would ask you to be my girl. Like so many other fans who love your performance would want you and are dreaming about it. Did you have progress with Sona Sama? Seeing her with you in that blue outfit would make my year."

Serafall's eyes sparkled, she said, "You totally understand me! It is the wanting and the dream of having me that counts! I can only have one, but I can have thousands wanting and dreaming of me! I am working on my Onee Chan though, like you said, the intelligent types are hard to convince."

I pouted, "She taught that spell to her Peerage, did you know? It ruined my night the first time I saw it."

I got a Magical Hug from Serafall, "You poor thing! I'll have words with Sona-chan. Don't worry though, I dedicate my panty to you."

I smiled, "Magical Girl Chan, you are the best! I wonder, the Magical Girls, don't they have a male sidekick? A normal guy who can hide the secret identities of the girls in the normal world? I can be that guy!"

A voice behind me said, "No you can't! You are a married man you pervert! Stay away from my Onee Chan!"

I turned and exclaimed, "Blue Magical Girl! Are you in disguise? Where is your costume?"

Sona balled her fists and kept quiet. Knowing that answering me made it worse. She turned to Daphne and said, "That was an impressive fight Daphne San. Is Karlamine San part of your Household now?"

Daphne grinned, "That is for Yuuto Kun to decide."

Akeno teased, "We already said he has to take responsibility."

A woman approached, bowed, and addressed me, "Thank you for sparing the life of my son Hyoudou Dono, I will see to it that he will not cause trouble for you and Gremory San."

I bowed back "It was never my intention to kill him Lady Phenex, I am new in the Underworld, and killing a High-Class Devil, no matter how well he deserves it, would give me and mine a bad reputation. I have a new Companion, so I gained something out of it."

Serafall butted in, "He is an expert on Magical Girls, and… Issei Chan? Where do you hide those Dragons? Or were those an illusion?"

Karlamine said, "Definitively not an illusion! I smelled its breath when one of them licked me! I still have its slime on my face." Daphne fixed that with a wave of her hand.

I asked, "So, changing Peerage, how does that happen? I am not a King yet. Karlamine San? Do you want to be part of Rias Chan's Peerage? I bet Yuuto Kun would like that. Or if you can wait until I am a King, you can join mine."

Karlamine studied Yuuto's face, and asked him, "Why did you call out my name?"

Yuuto swallowed and explained, "I watched the recordings of your Rated Games. You fight fair and are very skilled, I respect that. The other knight Siris San does not hesitate to fight dirty, so I called out your name."

Karlamine nodded and said, "Thank you for your honesty Kiba San. Hyoudou San, I would like to be a part of your Peerage. You are powerful enough to be a king. You can ask for a boon from the Phenex Clan to sponsor your claim to be a King. Sparing Riser-dono's life merits it. Lady Phenex? He would be a great asset to the Underworld."

Serafall butted in, "I would like to endorse it too. Issei Chan will make a fine king.. his power is of a High-Class Devil and he acted with honor, by letting his spoils choose to stay or go back to Phenex-san."

Beelzebub said, "We will have a meeting about that tomorrow. Hyoudou San, we congratulate you on your victory. You showed us a great battle and many new things. As stated in the duel requirements, the engagement between Riser San and Rias Chan is dissolved. Rias Chan has the right to choose her own husband now."

Rias' voice called out loud: "I will marry Issei Chan!"

New Companion:

Rias Gremory