A/N: So, in spite of the site outage last week, I actually was able to upload a chapter, called "Poetry". Check it out if you haven't!


On this Friday afternoon, Deku was taking a walk with Todoroki, heading to the Kiyashi Ward Shopping Mall. While not as passionate about shopping as her, he nevertheless enjoyed going to certain stores and buying geek stuff such as anime shirts and Nendoroids, not to mention eating out at the food court. While on their way, he heard her randomly giggling, so he looked over.

"What's so funny?" asked Deku.

"Oh, just enjoying one of the perks of having big breasts!"

Deku raised an eyebrow. "Oh?"

"So recently, I discovered I can use them to put things in!" Todoroki pulled her phone out of her cleavage. "See?"

Deku blushed. "Oh, that's neat! Aren't you worried that it'll get uncomfortable, though?"

"Not at all! After a while, I don't even notice it! As a matter of fact, this gave me another idea…"

"What?"

"So, I was watching this old movie, and the main character hid a gun in her breasts, so I figured it'd be a great idea to hide weapons in there!"

Deku smiled nervously. "Um…Shoko…I'm glad you're enthusiastic about your boobs, but I don't think that's such a good idea!"

"Why not? That's the last place a villain would think to look!"

"But what if the gun went off? Wouldn't it be embarrassing for you to be injured that way?"

Todoroki gave a blank stare. "Oh." Then, her smile returned. "But, aside from that, I'm so glad they grew so big!"

"But what about your back pains?"

Todoroki put her hand on Deku's shoulder. "Well, that's why I have a cute, handsome boyfriend to give me a massage when I need one!"

Deku chuckled. "And I'm always glad to do so if you need it!"

"Awww!"

Todoroki wrapped an arm around Deku and rested her head against his, feeling better and better everyday.


Criticism is gold. Negativity and nitpicking are pyrite.