A/N: And I'm back! Glad that everyone enjoys the previous chapter and even though it features lesser known characters with the exception of Tomoko. Then again, this fic does feature a lot of underappreciated characters.
Now to answer back to some reviews:
XY Kid - it really does, the five are the perfect members of the Loser's Club.
Jason2108 - definitely a typing error, thanks for pointing it out, However, I didn't bother changing it because Davis is not much of a smart guy. Surprise that you didn't get the meaning of the omake, then again, all of my omakes had hidden meaning in it that sometimes led to confusion... and I did that on purpose.
VanguardFirepower - so far, I had my eyes set on Reisen Inaba in appearing in later chapters and as for the rest of the Touhou characters, might as well write a future story about them.
xiodan56 - maybe or maybe not.
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters appearing in this fic.
-EARTH 228-
Mahora Academy, Eva' Cottage
Chizuru Tachibana got himself ready, he is currently training inside Evangeline's Resort which situated inside Eva's Cottage.
The resort is a miniaturized world located within a glass diorama sphere belonging to Evangeline A.K. McDowell located within her cottage.
Permanently set within a summer-like atmosphere, the top of the tower contains a pool and spa as well as basic residential properties like sleeping area and a kitchen. At the base of the tower is a tropical beach with a pseudo-ocean. Within the tower is a private palace; featuring a large indoor bath, a dinning room overlooking the ocean and a library and study where Evangeline keeps books and scrolls on various magic techniques and spells. The tower is also populated by various servants that are considered the "older sisters" of Chachamaru Karakuri. Kinda like an alternate world, time moves at an accelerated rate of 24 times within the resort, where a single hour in the outside world is equivalent to a full day within the sphere.
A truly perfect place to train or to relaxed when you're at it.
"Are you ready Chizuru?'' Naruto Uzumaki called in question. He is currently wearing a brown sleeveless tank top, black jogging pants and white sneakers.
"I'm ready! I'm ready!" Chizuru replied in a SpongeBob-like manner. He is currently wearing a black t-shirt that says 'AWA Performance Center', black shorts, white socks and blue sneakers.
"Let it rip, Eva!" Naruto called out.
Eva, who is currently wearing a white long-sleeve blouse, red skirt, black stockings and brown shoes, raised her arms up as numerous ice shard were summoned behind her before firing it towards Chizuru. The blue-eyed blonde got ready only to froze in awe, the volley of ice shards that coming towards him almost blots out the artificial sun, he then did the most smartest thing ever... he stood still.
The scene was then cut to panning shot on the white sand, literally rained by ice shards, and a single human shape-gap in the middle of the mass.
Naruto winced, "Oooh... that's definitely gonna leave a mark." he said before cupping his hands, "Hey Chizuru! You okay?" he asked.
"HERO!" Chizuru replied from off-screen.
Eva chuckled, "Well at least we know that he had great resilience and durability.'' she stated.
"Glad that you suggested this place for Chizuru to train, with time moving slowly here from the outside, Chizuru will improve big in no time." Naruto stated.
Eva nodded, "The sooner he becomes stronger, the sooner he could learn the mysterious magic inside of him." she replied.
The Chachamaru, whom is currently wearing a black maid uniform, arrived with tray of tea and snacks in hand, "Master, tea is here.'' she said.
Eva nodded, "Um. Thank you, Chachamaru.'' she replied, "I suggest we take a break.'' she offered.
Naruto then turns to the still down Chizuru, "Hey Chizuru! Break time, so crawl your way over here, if you want tea.'' he called.
"Ah... goodie..." Chizuru grumbled as he pulls out a shard from his butt.
-BREAK-
-Normal Earth-
Uzumaki Villa
We later move the story at the Uzumaki Villa, as we go inside one of the rooms of the Orange Dormitory. In the room shared by Kenji Kazama, Oohori and Shinozaki, we Kenji sitting on his bed polishing his briefcase while Oohori is sitting on a beanbag reading a book titled "Three Little Pigs" with a big smile on his face and as for Shinozaki... he is nowhere to be seen.
Kenji looks at Oohori with a blank look, "The hell are you reading?" he asked indecorously. He is currently wearing a white t-shirt, a blue sweatpants and white socks.
Oohori looks up at him, "Three Little Pigs.'' he replied. He is currently wearing a black t-shirt and blue shorts.
"I know that! But why are you reading that? What are you six?!" Kenji exclaimed.
"Just a little trip with inner childishness." Oohori replied with a grin.
"The hell are you talking about?'' Kenji asked confusion.
Then they heard a knock on their door, Kenji stood up and went towards the door, when he opens it he was greeted by a tall woman.
"Oh... hello, Miss Robin.'' Kenji greeted, "What can I do for you?'' he asked.
The tall woman named Nico Robin had a long black hair that goes down t her lower back, she had a wide blue eyes and long, thin and define nose. She had a slender body and a round bust size, she is currently wearing a long salmon sari-like skirt, a partially-zipped navy blue leather vest with a v-neck line which expose her stomach, pink high-heeled pumps and orange sunglasses that hangs on her forehead.
"Hello Kenji." Robin replied, "You see... Madoka can't leave her room and needed you and Oohori's help." she replied.
"Huh? Why?'' Kenji asked in surprised.
Robin shook her head, "She didn't exactly told me what's wrong but from the looks she and Amu are giving, I believe they're hiding something in their room." she replied.
Kenji and Oohori looks at each other with blank looks, "What did they do this time?!" they exclaimed at the same time.
Somewhere in the park, we see Ami Mizuno sitting and reading a book peacefully on one bench, then all of sudden a soccer ball rolled past her as Natsu Dragneel, Monkey D. Luffy, Gray Fullbuster, Usopp, Chopper Tony Chopper, Lloyd Irvings and Youhei Sunohara chases after the ball while shouting and pushing each other, Ami got annoyed so she quickly stood up and left the place.
Later, Kenji and Oohori arrived at the room shared by Madoka, Homura and Amu, as the former knocks on the door.
"Hey Madoka! We're here!" Kenji announced, "Miss Robin said that you called for our help." he added. He added a white sneakers on his attire.
"Yeah! What's going on?'' Oohori asked. He is now wearing a black pants and brown shoes.
The room's door then slightly open with Amu Hinamori peaking her eye out, "Finally... you guys arrived.'' she said.
Kenji narrowed his eyes, "Okay... what the hell are you hiding in there?!" he demanded.
Amu's eye twitched nervously, "Well... let's just say... that Madoka brought home a pet... a really, really big pet.'' she replied.
"What? Did she brought home a tiger?" Oohori joked.
Amu nervously chuckled, "Actually... what she brought home can be considered a pet... but it can't be considered an animal.'' she stated.
"All right! What the hell did she brought home?!" Kenji demanded.
Amu then opens the door revealing her current clothes, she is wearing a pink blouse and blue shorts, "Well... get inside and see for yourself.'' she suggested.
The boys enters the room and they we're greeted by a really, really big sight... and weird at the same time. On the floor we see Madoka Kaname, she is currently wearing her pink pajamas, while being pinned down by a large creature. The creature is a quadruped similar to a canine with an orange pelt marked by jagged black stripes. It has diamond-shaped ears with beige insides, black eyes, a round, black nose, and two pointed teeth protruding from its upper jaw. Its head, muzzle, and chest are covered in shaggy, beige fur, except for two oval sections around each eye and ear. Long tufts of fur grow behind its knees and around its ankles. Its underside is black, and it has a billowing, beige tail that is bent in the middle. Each paw has three toes and a round, pink pad.
"Hi guys!" Madoka greeted with a smile, "Have you meet my new pet, Arcanine!" she introduced.
"Rar!" Arcanine roared.
Both Kenji and Oohori stares at her for a minute until the former spoke, "WHAT THE HELL!? THAT'S NOT ANIMAL! THAT'S A POKEMON!" he exclaimed in shock.
"Where did you found an Arcanine?'' Oohori asked in shock.
Arcanine then got off Madoka giving her the chance to get up, "Well... you see I was walking last night after a short trip from 7-Eleven...'' she started.
"... 7-Eleven~" Oohori chimed in a jingle-like tone.
"... I came across an alley...'' Madoka said as she brought up a small box, "... where I found Arcanine abandoned in this box." she finished.
"WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND ABANDONED AN ARCANINE IN AN ALLEY! AND HOW THE HELL IS THAT ARCANINE FIT INSIDE THAT BOX!" Kenji retorted.
"Putting that aside, so what did you call us here for?'' Oohori asked.
Amu sighed, "You see... when Madoka brought home Arcanine, Homura wasn't happy about it.'' she explained.
"Really? What did she say about this?" Kenji asked.
(Flash Back)
"Get rid of it!" Homura demanded in a cold tone with her arms crossed.
(End of Flash Back)
"And if we don't get rid of Arcanine by tonight, she will do it instead.'' Amu added.
"Men... Homura is cold as ever." Oohori stated.
"But I don't want to!" Madoka cried hugging Arcanine, "I love Arcy! I don't want to get rid of him! And I won't let anyone get rid of him either! They're going to get through my dead body first!" she stubbornly declared.
"All right! All right! We get you! So please calm down!" Kenji exclaimed, "And wait a minute! Did you just named it 'Arcy'?'' he asked but was ignored.
"So basically, you want us help you find a place for Arcanine to stay." Oohori said earning a nod from Amu, "But why us? Wouldn't Red and Jimmy be a better help than us since their Pokemon trainers?'' he asked.
Amu's eyes widen in realization before face palming, "Of course...'' she muttered, "... how could that slip of my mind!" she exclaimed.
"Anyway... I'll give them a call and have them meet us at the park." Kenji said, "The sooner we take care this problem, the better." he declared.
-BREAK-
Later, while waiting for the Pokemon Trainers to arrive, we see the four hanging out at the park with Madoka playing with Arcanine while Kenji, Oohori and Amu sitting on a bench.
"So are they coming?" Amu asked. She is currently wearing black open jacket over a pink laced dress, red striped sock and black sneakers.
"Jimmy can't come cause according to Meliodas, he is currently in Unova traveling with Gingka. As for Red, he said he'll come once he is finish of whatever he is doing right now.'' Kenji replied. He is now wearing an orange(Naruto approved!) hoodie jacket over his white shirt, blue pants and white sneakers.
"Over here, Arcy!" Madoka called while running, she is currently wearing a pink cardigan over a yellow overall dress, white stockings and red tennis shoes, as Arcanine ran after her.
Oohori took a picture of them with his tablet, "Ain't they adorable! Seeing them having fun melts my heart.'' he cooed with a smile and his hands cupped together. He is currently wearing a blue v-neck t-shirt over a white long-sleeve shirt, white jeans and black shoes.
"Fun, huh?'' Kenji replied with narrowed eyes, "Watching that over-sized furball take a bite of her head, sure looks fun.'' he said sarcastically while watching Madoka gets her head nibbled by Arcanine while laughing out loud.
"Hey guys!" a familiar voice called.
They turn to their left to see Konata Izumi and another girl approaching them with bags in their hands. The girl with Konata had an average build, she has a short lavender hair accessorized by a yellow headband that has a bow on top, she had an innocent, droopy light-blue violet eyes. She is currently wearing a yellow & orange striped shirt underneath a blue short overalls, white socks and brown shoes. This is Tsukasa Hiiragi, a good friend of Konata.
"Sup, Konata and Tsukasa!" Oohori greeted, "What were you girls doing?'' he asked.
"The two us just came from a bookstore." Konata replied. She is currently wearing a gray sweater with a skull logo, black denim shorts and red & white high kicks.
"We bought a lot of mangas and novels.'' Tsukasa added with a smile.
Kenji looks around, "Shinozaki isn't with you.'' he pointed out.
"Shinozaki-san was with us before he decided to have a little basketball game with the guys.'' Tsukasa replied.
"Really? How did it go?'' Oohori asked.
"It was good until Shinozaki got hit in the eye with a ball.'' Konata answered.
Amu flinched, "Ouch! Who would do something like that?'' she asked in disbelief.
"Shinozaki.'' Konata bluntly replied.
"Of course.'' Kenji muttered. Remembering the times, Shinozaki always injuring himself whenever they play basketball.
Konata then noticed Madoka playing with Arcanine, "Woh! Is that an Arcanine over there with Madoka?'' she asked in curiousity.
Kenji sighed, "Yeah it is." he replied.
"Sugoi! It's the first time I've seen one close!" Tsukasa said in awe.
"Where did she find it?'' Konata asked.
"Madoka found Arcanine, which she calls Arcy, from an alley last night." Kenji replied, "Right now, we're waiting for Red to arrive for a little help." he stated. "That or Homura will get rid or Arcy by herself." he added.
"Really?" Konata asked before humming, "Might as well join the fun.'' she claimed as and Tsukasa approaches Madoka and Arcanine.
In the halls of the library, we see Nodoka Miyazaki placing books on the shelves when she noticed a manga was mixed in the history section, she sighed before taking out the manga from the shelves before making her towards the receptionist's desk. Unbeknownst to her, Haruna Saotome sneakily placed another manga on the shelf before running away giggling.
"So... what do you suggest we play with Arcy?'' Madoka asked Konata.
"Something simple! Like how people would play with dogs." Konata replied.
Oohori then approaches, "Simple huh?" he mused, "Okay! I'll bite, Arcy shake.'' he ordered offering his hand.
"Rar!" Arcanine replied before suddenly slugging Oohori on the face, much to everyone's surprise.
The impact of the strike sends Oohori flying toward Kenji, the orange haired architect's eye widen before ducking down as the bald young man flew above him before crashing down the bushes.
Everyone stares at Arcanine in astonishment, "W-wow..'' Tsukasa muttered nervously.
Oohori then stood up from the bushes, "Arcy!" he yelled before marching towards the canine Pokemon, "I told you shake, not slug me on the face!" he exclaimed.
"Rar!" Arcanine replied nonchalantly.
"What do you mean 'Rar!'? Speak English, goddammit!" Oohori demanded.
Madoka turns to Konata, "So... aside from handshake, what else do you propose?'' she asked.
Konata gave her a cheshire-like grin, "I had an idea." she replied before picking up a nearby stick, "Oh~ Arcy!" she called getting the Pokemon's attention as she raised the stick up high, "Wanna play fetch?'' she suggested.
The moment Arcanine had it's eyes set on the stick she's holding, the canine Pokemon immediately turns pale, letting out a scared whimper before running away.
"Arcy! Where are you going?!" Madoka called out in surprise.
Arcanine ran towards the street, hitting a boy riding a bicycle on the process, before hiding an alley between a cafe and a bakeshop. The boy slowly got up rubbing the back of his head and back, he then glares at the alley before turning his attention to the gang and he noticed the stick in Konata's hand. Thinking that she's responsible why the creature rammed on him, he send the bluehead a nasty glare.
"Achaa...'' Madoka said nervously.
"Not good... out of all people, it had to be Minoru Shiraishi!" Oohori exclaimed.
"And o-o-oneechan's boyfriend." Tsukasa added.
The boy named Minoru Shiraishi, had a slightly spiky brown and his usually shut eyes are wide open revealing his jade orbs. He is currently wearing a blue t-shirt over a white long-sleeve shirt, black jeans and red sneakers.
As the angry Minoru marches at Konata, the said girl turned pale before she broke into a run and quickly hid inside a portable restroom from the side of the park.
"Oh, Konata~" Minoru called as he approaches the restroom with Konata inside, "I got a surprise for you~" he exclaimed with a grin while wiggling a 2x4 behind his back.
"Have mercy!" Konata cried from the inside.
"Leaving aside Konata's fate from Minoru, I'm wondering why Arcy reacted like that when he saw the sight of that stick.'' Oohori stated as Madoka went after Arcanine while ignoring Konata's cries of pain from the background.
Kenji then approaches them, "If I had to guess, the very sight of the stick in Konata's hand and judging by his reaction, it must have triggered some sort of trauma.'' he said, "Meaning whoever owns him before must be an abusive person.'' he claimed.
"With the look Arcy just shown minutes ago, I had to agree with you.'' Amu replied.
"Poor thing..." Tsukasa said with sorrowful eyes.
Madoka then enters the alley and saw Arcanine shaking in fear behind a pile of boxes, "Arcy, are you okay?'' she asked patting it's head, the Pokemon replied with a soft whimper, "Ssh... it's okay...'' she hushed hugging the large creature, "Everything is going to be okay.'' she reassures with a gentle smile.
The gang watches Madoka displays kindness towards the creature with a smile on their faces as Oohori spoke.
"I don't know about you guys but Madoka seems to be a better person to take care of Arcy." Oohori stated.
Kenji nodded, "Yeah, Arcy needs a kind owner and Madoka is the most suited person for that.'' he replied.
"Hey guys!" a young familiar voice called.
Everyone turns around to see Red making his way towards them. Red is currently wearing a white t-shirt with red collar and sleeves, blue pants, white & red sneakers and a red & white cap with a yellow sling bag behind his back. They then noticed something odd with Red.
"Red... did you just grew a bit taller?'' Kenji asked.
Red raised an eyebrow, though indeed he grew a bit taller, "Well indeed I am." he said, "Anyway... you called for my help, what is it?'' he asked.
Oohori then pointed his finger at the alley, "See Madoka over there, she just found a Pokemon last night.'' he replied.
"Woah! That's an Arcanine!" Red exclaimed, "Where did she got one?" he asked.
"She found Arcy abandoned in a dark alley last night.'' Amu answered.
"I see. So what's exactly you needed my help for?'' Red asked once more.
"Well... you see, Madoka obviously wanted to keep him but Homura wants to get rid of it, if we don't find a nice home for Arcy then the broody face will "take care" of him herself.'' Amu explained.
Red thought out about, "I see... hmm...'' he hummed, "You think Madoka is up of becoming a Pokemon Trainer?'' he asked.
"I don't think so, Madoka is already focus with her training, so I think being a Pokemon Trainer won't fit her schedule.'' Kenji replied.
"I see.'' Red replied before shrugging, "Well, nothing wrong with that but if she wants to keep Arcanine, I suggest she keeps Arcanine in a PokeBall.'' he suggested bringing out a PokeBall, "With Arcanine inside a PokeBall, Madoka can take him anywhere with her and won't have to find a place for Arcanine to stay." he explained, "The only problem is definitely Homura.'' he said.
Kenji and Oohori looks at each other as the latter spoke, "Guess we'll have to give Homura a peptalk, I know she won't listen but we'll do whatever we can to convince her.'' he said earning a nod from Red.
Konata then joins them with a large lump on her head, "Problem solve?'' she asked. Behind them, we see Minoru got on his bike before driving away.
"Not yet.'' Kenji replied, "But we'll find a way.'' he said as everyone looks at Madoka comforting Arcanine, "They need each other. I believe that's for the best.'' he added earning a nod from everyone.
-BREAK-
Later that day, we go inside a place called Ninja Dave's Cookies, here we see Chizuru Tachibana sitting in one table along with two other persons, one boy and one girl to be exact. The boy had a slightly muscular frame and had a silver-grey hair that reaches his neck and golden-brown eyes, he is currently wearing a black-buttoned down shirt underneath a red suit, white pants and black shoes, this is Tsubasa Ootori, a good friend of Gingka Hagane. The girl with them had a dark-blue hair tied in large buns and had deep blue eyes, she is currently wearing a mid-thigh formal dress with tights and black pumps, this is Minto Aizawa, a good friend of Ichigo Momomiya.
Chizuru face planted on the table, "Ugh... that was one heck of a training I got.'' he said with a groan. He is currently wearing a black hoodie jacket, black shorts and white sneakers.
"Seems tough. I heard that Uzumaki-san and Miss McDowell are training you.'' Tsubasa commented.
"Yeah... and they train like hell... I almost died several times.'' Chizuru replied.
Then a man approaches them with a plate of cookies, the man had a black hair with the sides and the back kept short and long with a wild frontal style, and had dark eyes. He is currently wearing a red t-shirt and blue jeans over a yellow apron, green & white trainers and a little paper hat on his head. This is Dave Bauza or Ninja Dave to his friends.
"Hey guys!" Ninja Dave greeted, "Thanks for coming by, here have some cookies, it's on the house.'' he said placing the plate of cookies on the table.
Chizuru took a bite, "Mm! Yummy! Thanks Dave!" he said.
"A pleasure, there's more of that so feel free to ask for more.'' Ninja Dave replied before going back to work.
Minto took a sip of her tea before looking at the blonde, "What is it that you needed to be train by those two?'' she asked curiously.
"Naruto is teaching me how to properly use my chakras along with a few ninja techniques. Eva, on the other hand, is trying to awaken of what she claims a rare type of magic that lies deep inside of me.'' Chizuru explained.
"A rare type of magic.'' Minto noted.
"She says that my magic is something compare to a God.'' Chizuru stated.
Tsubasa was taken a back, "Really? Then does that make you a God then.'' he pointed out.
"I don't know and I hope not.'' Chizuru replied before looking at his hand, "But I'm determined to find out what kind of magic that lies deep inside of me.'' he declared.
At the dormitory, we see Eren Yaeger and Armin Arlert sitting on a green couch watching TV while oblivious the sound of iron screeching the outside. On the lawn, we see Levi Ackerman sharpening his blades using an old school, sharpening machine while creating loud noises. Back in the room, both Eren and Armin kept watching though the former is beginning to get bothered by the noise outside. Back in the lawn, Levi finished sharpening his blades and began to test it out by doing a few swings.
Later that night at the dorms, the lights are out and everyone are catching some ZZZs, though there are some who are still up awake, walking outside the dorm. We then go inside the room that Chizuru Tachibana, Yuuki Asaba and Connie Springer shares as the three boys are sleeping soundly when Chizuru's phone began to ring.
This woke both Chizuru and Yuuki while Connie remains conked out, "Ugh... Chizuru... your phone...'' the latter grumbled under his blanket.
Chizuru slowly reaches out for his phone before putting it to his ear, "All right..." he grumbled in annoyance, "Give me a good reason why are you calling me in this ungodly hour!" he demanded.
"Chizuru! Get your ass in the headmaster's office now! Madoka and Homura... they just disappeared without a trace!" Kenji called.
Chizuru's eyes shot wide open, "What!?" he exclaimed in shock, this got Yuuki's attention and Connie to wake up.
-BREAK-
-ZeroTopia-
AWA Academy, Heahmaster's Office
Later that night, we see Lelouch Lamperogue, Gintoki Sakata, Amu Hinamori, C.C., Kenji Kazama and Chizuru Tachibana gathered around the office.
"Are you sure about this, Hinamori-san?'' C.C. asked. She is currently wearing a blue shirt, a long white dress and slippers.
Amu nodded, "I woke up at 11 to get a glass of drink, then I found Madoka and Homura's bed empty.'' she replied, "I look around the place while asking anyone if they see them, but no one did.'' she added. She is wearing her sleepwear.
"But where would they go at a time like this?'' Kenji asked in disbelief. He is wearing a white and black sweatpants.
Gintoki then brought out a notepad, "According to several reports from some technicians, around 11:30 P.M., they saw the two girls entering a portal machine.'' he explained. He is wearing a black & white robe and blue slippers.
"But to where?'' Chizuru asked. He wears a black t-shirt and shorts.
"Probably back to their home world.'' C.C. replied, "You see, both Homura and Madoka ran away from their home world for reasons unknown. And now that they went back, I believe they're finally going to settle the problems they left behind before coming here.'' she stated.
"So what are we going to do now?'' Kenji asked.
Gintoki turns to Lelouch, "Headmaster..." he said. Unlike everyone else, Lelouch is currently wearing his usual attire.
Lelouch hummed before nodding, "I think it's about time we finally settle the caused of problems in their world. We're sending out a group to retrieve both Madoka Kaname and Homura Akemi and as well help them with their world's problem.'' he declared before turning to Chizuru, "Chizuru... I know that you're in the midst of training, but I want you to lead this group.'' he suggested much to the blonde's surprise, "Don't be surprise, I saw you lead a group fighting off the legions of monsters back from the Harle Festival. I believe you're suited to lead this operation and as well convincing those two to come back.'' he claimed with a smile.
Chizuru stares at him in shock before giving a face of determination, "Tell me what I need to do?'' he asked.
Lelouch smiled, "I want you to form a group that will aid you in this operation.'' he replied.
Chizuru turns to Kenji whom give him a nod, the blond nodded back before looking back at Lelouch, "Consider it done, sir. We'll definitely get them back!" he declared.
And that's that! I hope you all enjoy the new chapter! We're done with AWA Stories for now and it's now time for another Mission Fic! And this time, it will take place in Mitakihara City where both Madoka Kaname and Homura Akemi, originally lived.
This are the characters debuting in this chapter:
Nico Robin from One Piece
Arcanine from Pokemon
Tsukasa Hiiragi and Minoru Shiraishi from Lucky Star
Tsubasa Ootori from Metal Fight Beyblade
Minto Aizawa from Tokyo Mew Mew
Ninja Dave from Dan Vs
-OMAKE-
I'm a lot kinder when I'm drunk...
"Meeeennn! I LAB OL OF UUUUUUU! Shinpachi yelled with a red face and bloodshot eyes.
I'm a lot attractive when I'm drunk...
"Woah...'' Shinpachi said in awe while looking at his face which resembles Handsome Squidward in the mirror.
I'm good with girls when I'm drunk...
"Come on girl... give me a kiss..." Shinpachi said wrapping his arms around Chaa.
"Shinpachi... I'm really gonna punch you in the face!" Chaa threatened in annoyance.
I'm a lot talented when I'm drunk...
"I didn't myyyyy waaaaveee..." Shinpachi sang horribly. Right behind him, we see an annoyed Deidara approaching him with a knife in hand.
I just recently discovered... that my life is a lot better when I'm drunk...
We then see Shinpachi vomiting inside a trash can while Shane J. Caxton watches him in amusement.
I hope you like the omake, a new story is coming so I'll see you guys at All Worlds Alliance Missions - Magica Madoka.
Until then paalam!