On the female land of Valkyrie Lily, where men dare not tread, the women that do sometimes venture out and return with child. However, strangely, they always give birth to girls, and because of this, the majority of the women there have never seen a man.

On the island, a thick jungle surrounds the amount that stretches towards the sky. Nestled inside its rocky exterior is a fortress-like village that houses the entire nation. Raised from birth to become warriors, they are as brave and adventurous as any man, and they have an undeniable grace about them.

Naturally, their isolation has also given them an air of innocence, and because of this paradise, there is no need for men at all. The women of this island are incredibly strong because, upon this land, strength is beauty. As tempting as it is lovely sites are, any man foolish enough to gaze upon these warriors would not live to tell the tale.

Hiccup was currently in a cage, and a large number of women were staring at him just as he began to stir.

"The man is awake!" said Penelope.

"Let me see! Let me see!"

"Okay, we'll take turns."

"He's moving around; look at his chest. It's so flat."

"Awfully chiselled looking, isn't he?"

"Rather underwhelming, I'd say, and his hair is so shaggy."

"It was like he was sleeping forever."

"You think he's hungry?"

"What do men eat anyway, raw meat?"

"I get the feeling that they eat the same stuff as we do."

"What's going on?" Hiccup asked, rubbing his head. "It sure is noisy."

"Oh, he can talk?!"

Hiccup slowly began to realise his surroundings. "Hold on, where am I? Now I remember we got split up, and I landed someplace we."

"What was that?"

"Is he speaking our language?"

"Everyone, he's saying something."

Hiccup rose to his feet, rubbing his head. "I remember getting trampled by some sort of herd of wild animals."

He then looked down and saw that he was completely naked, apart from some bandages. "While am I naked?"

He then looked up and saw the massive crowd of women staring at him, and he instantly covered himself up.

"And what with all the women staring at me?!" he yelled

"Hmm, it looks like men are a lot more bashful than us," said a woman as she jotted some notes down. "Man, would you tell us your name, please?"

"Uh, my name is Hiccup, and can you tell me why I'm naked?" he asked.

"Oh, we removed your clothes."

"Speaking of which, you mind telling us what's in that bag between your legs there?" Margaret asked.

Hiccup stared at her. "Bag? You mean you seriously don't know what these are?"

One look at the women's puzzled faces told him they certainly did not know what they were.

"I suppose you could say they're my family jewels," said Hiccup, not sure how to explain.

"They're jewels," Margaret blinked.

"Jewels, huh?" said Camie.

"Family jewels?" said Penelope.

"How fascinating," said the girl with the notebook.

"So what are these jewels?" Margaret asked.

Hiccup frowned. "I suppose you could say it's my treasure, which is why I always have to keep them safe."

"Treasure… to think men have such an incredible secret."

"Family jewels?" said all the women. "I wish I had some too."

"So, would you please take them out?" Margaret asked as she and the other women held up their hands. "We were just like to hold them."

"I can't do that," said Hiccup. "Now, would you be so kind as to give me my clothes?"

"Very well," said Margaret, handing him a fresh pair of clothes. "Your clothes were all torn when we found you, so I made you some new ones that are just like them."

"Thanks," said Hiccup, taking them off her.

"I made a few improvements as well," she said.

The improvements were not exactly to Hiccup's liking. Know all frilly and had flowers on them, especially on the shirt.

"This is a little embarrassing," said Hiccup.

"The shirt says I'm serious, but the frills say I'm cute," said Margaret.

"His enemies will shake in fear and jealousy alike. You're a genius, Margaret."

"Look, he's so happy he's shaking," said Penelope.

"Happy is not exactly the word I would use," said Hiccup, doing his best to control his temper. "It's a good thing there's no men on the island. They'll laugh at me."

The women immediately jumped back and aimed a series of arrows directly at him.

"Prepared to attack!"

"Come again?" Hiccup stared.

"How ungrateful. He shows us his true nature."

"You see, my sisters, even after we save his life, he turns on us. Howling and snapping like the beast he is."

"His temperament is indeed savage, and his words and actions lack any elegance whatsoever. We are incompatible with him and every man."

"Even so, Lila, his offence is truly minor. We need not kill him," said Penelope.

"Before you guys shoot me, can you tell me exactly where I am?" Hiccup asked.

"This is Valkyrie Lily, female Empire," said Lila. "All men are forbidden, and for centuries now, we have upheld this absolute rule. You shall die just like every other man on this island before you."

"Of all the places you could have sent me, he sent me here?" Hiccup groaned.

"Now that we know of your true nature, we have no sympathy for you!" Lila roared.

"I don't suppose you let me off with a warning if I told you I came here by accident," said Hiccup.

"A lie if ever I've heard one," said Lila.

"Hey, he's not so bad," said Camie. "Do we got to kill him?"

"Camie!" Lila roared. "The Snake Princess will soon return. How do you think she will feel? She would never approve of this situation. You would also be charged with the crime of bringing a man into the village. Margaret… Penelope… Camie… I'm doing this for your sake. This incident must be kept secret."

"Now, hold on, can't you just let me go?" Hiccup asked. "My friends are waiting for me on Sabaody; I promised I would meet them there!"

"Shoot him!" Lila ordered.

They loosed their arrows and then headed straight towards Hiccup. The more they made contact, a cloud of dust obstructed their vision, but they were confident they had taken Hiccup down. However, Hiccup transformed his hybrid form, fired a plasma blast at the roof, and quickly took to the air.

Once out, he transformed into his human form and landed on the rooftops.

"Look up there; he broke through the roof!"

"Don't let him escape!" Lila yelled.

Hiccup ran as fast as he could, with the Wing Maidens following close behind. They kept shooting their arrows, but Hiccup kept jumping from rooftop to rooftop to avoid them.

"Those girls sure don't relent," he said as he jumped onto another rooftop. "I don't really want to fight them, especially after they helped me. Guess all I can do is just keep running."

"My my, he's a nimble one, isn't he," Lila noted. She then turned to Camie. "Camie!"

"Got it!" Camie yelled as she ran on ahead.

She then jumped into the air just as Hiccup was about to jump onto a new rooftop.

"Oh well, I tried to save you," he said.

Hiccup crashed into her breasts and bounced off. She then slapped him across the face, and he crashed to the ground. However, he quickly recovered and immediately began dodging the Wing Maiden's attacks.

"Beginning to think I have no choice but to fly out of here," said Hiccup as he dashed off.

"Damnit, after him!" Lila yelled as she and the others began chasing him down. "Do not let him get away!"

Hiccup began running through the entire village, trying to find a way out, but only ended up being chased by more Wing Maidens.

"Right now, I got the entire village after me," Hiccup moaned.

"I shall apprehend him," said Penelope and looked at Camie. "Tossed me!"

"Okay!" said Camie and began spinning her around.

She then released her and sent her flying straight towards Hiccup. Penelope then drew her sword as she flew across the sky.

"Halt, you villain!" she yelled.

Hiccup quickly leaned back as she swung her sword, making her miss him completely.

"My, he's so nimble," she said and soon realised that she was still flying. "I'm unable to stop!"

"Penelope, no!" Camie cried.

Penelope ended up crashing into a building.

"That's far enough!" said Lila as she and the others surrounded Hiccup. "There's nowhere to run."

"I'm getting the sense that you guys really want to kill me," said Hiccup.

They immediately began moving in, swinging their swords, but he nimbly dodged their attacks. It was then that he realised something important.

"I nearly forgot, where is my Viva card," he said.

He then transformed it into his hybrid form, shocking the Wing Maidens.

"Did he just change into a beast?"

"He really is a monster!"

"Can all men do that?"

Hiccup then took to the air, shocking them even more.

"He's flying!"

"What do we do now?"

"I had it in the pocket of my pants when I lost them," said Hiccup as he thought back, began looking down at the Wing Maidens, and found Margaret. "There she is!"

He then transformed into his dragon form and flew straight down towards her with unbelievable speed. Before anyone could stop him, he grabbed Margaret and took off into the air.

"We can't talk here," he said as he flew higher. "Sorry about this, but I do have something important to ask you."

"Let me go! Help!" Margaret yelled.

"That fiend!" Lila spat. "What does he want with Margaret?"

Hiccup soon reached the top of the mountain and flew straight down into the jungle, and Margaret screamed all the way. He then dropped to the ground and transformed back into his human form.

"You all right?" Hiccup asked, looking at Margaret. "Sorry for flying a bit rough, but I needed to put some real distance between us and those ladies."

Margaret had recovered from the shock and immediately pulled out a knife. "Stay away from me! How did you turn into a dragon? Are you cursed?"

"Cursed? I suppose you could say that," said Hiccup as he slowly approached her.

"Stay back!" Margaret yelled, still pointing her knife at him.

"I'm not going to hurt you," said Hiccup, holding his hand up.

"I've heard that it's said that all men have some dangerous cootie virus. Is that what caused you to turn into a dragon?"

"Hate to break it to you, but cooties ain't real," said Hiccup. "As for me turning into a dragon, let's just say it's a unique quirk of mine. Anyway, there is something that I left in the pocket of my old pair of pants. Do you still have it? You do. I would like it back; it's super important to me."

Margaret looked at him suspiciously for a few moments but then lowered her knife.

"Let me see," she said as she reached into her bra and pulled out the Viva card. "Is this what you mean?"

"Thanks, I was worried there for a sec," said Hiccup, taking the Viva card.

"Something was written on it, so I kept it just in case," said Margaret. "So… what is it for?"

"Take a look," said Hiccup as he rested the card on his hand.

Margaret watched and saw that it was moving. "How usual. It looks like it's moving."

The two of them then sat down on opposite tree roots.

"A bunch of stuff happened, and all my friends were sent flying through the air in different directions," Hiccup explained. "Now, with this piece of paper, I can find my way back to them no matter where they are. All of them are strong, so I know they can take themselves. Anywhere, feel as if I should pay you back for all your help; if there's anything I can do for you, just ask."

"Oh, there is," said Margaret as she held out her hands excitedly. "Can you take out your family jewels so I see them."

"Anything but that!" said Hiccup.

"Men are savages and cheapskates," Margaret huffed.

"They're part of my body; I can't just give them away."

"These friends of yours, who are they exactly?" Margaret asked.

"Well, we're all pirate crew. Do you know what pirates are out here?"

"Yes, of course, I know; in fact, the Empress of this country is a pirate as well."

"Really? So you guys are an all-girl pirate crew? Are they strong?"

"What a foolish question. Only the most elite warriors are allowed to ride on the pirate ship of our Empress. So yes, of course, they're strong. In this proud nation, all the women look up to the Snake Princess; her beauty is unparalleled. She is strong and noble; she is called the Pirate Empress Atali Boa. She is the protector of this island, and truth be told, she is our hero."

Hiccup's eyes widened. "Atali Boa? I know of her. She's one of the Seven Warlords."

A ship was sailing towards the island, but it was not using the wind to move; it was using a set of panels to move across the water. The ship itself was large and had two figureheads resembling snakes.

A lookout on the mountain saw the ship heading towards the island.

"Oh no," she said. "The ship of the Snake Princess is nearly here."

They immediately sounded the alarm, which greatly concerned all the inhabitants, considering that they had failed to capture Hiccup.

"Curses," said Lila. "This isn't good; we must deal with the man quickly."

"Lila, he flew over the wall and disappeared," said Camie. "What should we do now?"

"Warriors to the jungle!" Lila commanded. "We will rescue Margaret and then put the man to death! The Snake Princess has returned!"