Crazy trouble with love part 10
Azu x Aruto
Series: Kamen Rider Zero-One
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-Japan, Hiden Intelligence-
"Yawn." Aruto yawned as he continued to do some paperwork, feeling as if he went through hell last night for some reason, while hoping that today would be a great morning. "Another sleepless night of...humagear maintenance."
As he finished the last paper, he recalled how lately, Humagears seemed to have lost their minds, attacking others randomly or in calculated actions, and it was for no reason from what he recalled although he was thankful that none of the Humagears in his workplace were going nuts.
But it still felt foreboding, especially when he didn't see Fuwa around the recent attack. Neither did he see any other rider capable of handling the situation, let for some reason, he just really didn't want to think about them at all.
'Why do I feel so...angry about Fuwa? Did he do something bad? What about Yua?' he thought in frustration while he stabbed the paper a little too roughly with his pen, making it bleed black ink. "Oh no!"
"Is something the matter?" asked Izu while standing next to him, although he knew she wasn't there before.
"I just ruined my last paper."
"I see. Shall I procure a new one?"
"Yeah, I gotta finish this up or I'm gonna go mad!" He said while not seeing Izu's smirk before she pulled out a pen from her cleavage.
"Here." she said calmly. "Work well President Aruto."
"Thanks." he smiled before jotting down on the paper and moved it aside before groaning in relief and plopped face down. "Finally!"
That was when she placed some more paperwork on the table, a few feet high to be exact.
"Sorry President Aruto, but this just came in from A.I.M.S." she said while Aruto paled. "Complaints about your neutrality stance on the current humagear rampages. Many want you to pay a hefty fine for their continued involvement."
Aruto grumbled. "I know, and I'm still amazed they actually want to help me. I mean, it's kinda surreal."
"Surreal is all in the beholder." she said with a nod. "I must be off. Zea is in need of maintenance."
"Don't leave me alone!" Aruto cried out as Izu walked away, making him cry a little. "Izu you traitor!"
As the humagear walked away, a small smirk formed from her mouth as her very body glitched red and black.
And, once the human wasn't looking, the secretary humagear's form began to glitch and change into a tall pale skinned woman with long black hair that went to her shoulders sporting red highlights and two long strands going down to her chest, red eyes, a single mole over her right eye, a D cup chest and small ass, two pointed white and red earpieces attached near the ears and connected by a black band, green and black nails, a barcode like tattoo on her left hand, wearing a white long sleeved overcoat with light green crescents on the shoulders, black bands on the sleeves sporting a single black line running up the sleeves, a white blouse buttoned shirt, a long black bow around her neck lined with a light green border, a light green skirt that went to her lower thighs with a black line going from her right side down to her leg, black stockings with a light green line on the sides, and black high heeled boots.
"This is working far better than I had anticipated." she said with a smirk mimicking sadism. "Ark-sama has once again calculated correctly."
For context, this was Azu, the evil twin of Izu and former messenger of Ark, and currently allied with Aruto himself following the true destruction of her copy.
She walked down the tower and into the main lobby where various spots around the floor and columns seemed to glitch red before going back to normal like nothing happened. "Ah. The simulation needs work."
As she walked down the street, each part of the road and a hint of the sky seemed to glitch and reveal several black kanji running parallel to the dimensional space before fixing itself up.
"What should I try now? A boycott? A riot? More paperwork?" she said to herself. "Mmm. So many choices, so much time to turn 'President Aruto' into Ark-sama incarnate."
Giving off a dark grin, the rouge humangear looked at a peaceful looking cafe with people going about their business, or at least their programming to look like a generic scene.
"Hmm, or maybe a horrible attack on humans trying to enjoy pastries."
The people and Humagears stationed there walked or ate in a calm manner as Azu raised her hand and caused a red rectangular screen to appear as she began typing on it.
"Now let's set the difficulty level to medium today." she said calmly while the humans and Humagears' eyes began to glow red and their expressions changed from calm to pure malice in a second. "And if he survives, I'll add an extra level to the next simulation."
With that she hit enter and calmly walked away before cries of terror and anger were heard followed by explosions and people running away.
BOOM!
CRASH!
BAM!
(Sometime later)
Aruto grumbled while finally getting the humagear situation under control, although he was very sore and felt like lying down as he slumped onto the nearby couch, Izu watching him from the small kitchen area, where she was making dinner for him, a regular thing for Izu on rough days like his. "Ugh..."
"Need anything President Aruto?"
"A day off..." He groaned in pain as Izu walked over and gave him some hot tea. "Thanks."
"Anytime." she said calmly. "Do you need a massage? Pain medicine? A book on puns to read?"
"Ugh...actually, that book and medicine sound good about now." She nodded before walking over to the bathroom and pulled out some lotion from the cabinet, the medicine glitching to show that the medicine was actually rubbing alcohol, as she walked back and pulled a book from behind her back titled 'Pun and Bees by Yin Xiao Long.' on the spine. "Here you go."
Aruto grumbled as Izu moved near his back, pulled the shirt up, and placed the medicine over his sore skin.
Which hurt like hell.
"Ow ow ow ow ow!" he cried out as Izu kept on 'rubbing' the 'medicine' on him. "Ow!"
"Relax President Aruto. This will help soothe the pain." she said with a hint of sadism masked by a layer of kindness. "And perhaps fix all those nasty scars you have."
Aruto groaned in pain as he had to mentally agree with Izu on the latter part, he's been in so many battles lately and well...he's getting scars on all the wrong places.
"Shall I prepare the bath for you? Dinner?" she asked before adding. "Or perhaps me?"
"Wait, what was that last part?"
"Me." she said plainly. "Isn't it a common phrase for those in a relationship, mundare or otherwise, to say to their partners?"
He blinked in shock. "I-Izu!?"
"Is it not?" she smiled tilting her head, making him blush.
"W-W-Well, that's different for us." He blushed. "W-We are..."
"Partners. Allies." she said with an innocent smile. "The epitome of relationships."
"It only works for lovers!"
"...so plutonic or no?"
"The latter!" he blushed as Izu nodded.
"I understand. You only see me as a friend while I see you as a lover. I shall rectify that for future conversations." she said while rubbing Aruto's arms.
"Nani?!" he went wide eyed and slack jawed.
She smiled. "What? Even a humagear with limited means of gaining singularity can tell you're the one."
He looked on in shock as Izu just smirked right behind his back. "I...um..."
"I have finished applying the medicine, President Aruto." she said with a bow. "I shall be in the kitchen now. Tonight's meal will be boiled bamboo shoots."
"...ok." he let out in a quiet voice. 'That...was a lot to take in!'
Izu smiled while heading to the kitchen. 'It seems almost too easy when he gets flustered that quick.'
(Later on)
Izu looked on as Aruto slept in his bed, dreaming of excitement and adventure.
"Zzzz."
She smirked while enjoying these small moments of quiet before the inevitable storm as it just made her contemplate the foolish nature of humanity.
How easy it was to fool this rider into a simulation that he had no clue of knowing about. She had trapped him in this simulation for months now and he hasn't figured out the truth, a feat worthy of mockery in her eyes.
'Humans. Full of potential yet act like brainless fools most of the time.' She thought with a sigh. 'To think this fool helped destroy Ark-sama. No matter, he will repay that debt by gaining Ark-sama's throne.'
"Zzzz."
'Hopefully without snoring.' She thought before pulling up a screen and started typing on it. "Now, what should I do next? Have the Humagears storm Hiden Intelligence? Make that Yua girl issue an order to recall his company's stock? Mmm...oh! Have a bomb placed in Aruto's office and nearly die if not for my 'timely' arrival."
And with that, she grinned darkly and hit enter before the screen vanished.
As she looked at the sleeping Aruto, she slowly walked away, hoping that tomorrow would bring some negative changes to him.
(Some weeks later)
Aruto groaned in pain as he was covered in bandages and had a cast on his right leg, all due to both an unexplained bombing in his office and having a few rogue Humagears attacking him in the company men's room more then one. Needless to say he REALLY needed a vacation from all the pain and medical bills.
"Are you in need of anything President Aruto?" Izu asked while watching him struggle to get comfortable on the office chair.
"Vacation..." he groaned in pain while Izu placed a pillow behind his head.
"A vacation? Oh you must mean a holiday." she smiled. "That might work."
Aruto looked up with hope.
"But since you haven't finished the last ten piles of complaints made by ZAIA Enterprise for the destruction of several ZAIA products in the last humagear attack, you won't be able to have a vacation for at least a month." she said bluntly. "Unless..."
"Unless what?"
"Unless you want a date with me instead?" she said with a smile.
"N-Nani?!" he gasped out in surprise as Izu tilted her head to the side.
"Is that a no?" she asked innocently.
"I-I didn't say that!" he blushed. "I-I-It's just so sudden!"
"So?"
"So!? Having a date with you is Aruto of this world!"
Izu blinked at the joke while frowning a little, making Aruto take notice.
"What?"
"Nothing. Just thinking about the date. Should we visit a bakery or go to the beach?" she said while recomposing herself.
"Wait, could you go to the beach without worrying about getting sand?"
"Zea upgraded my body to prevent sand particles and water molecules from entering my joints." she said quickly while Aruto blinked in surprise. "Thus I can wear a normal bikini without suffering any corrosion."
He slowly let that sink in as he imagined Izu in a green v-cut bikini top and bottom. "Well...maybe we could try that."
"Good." Izu smiled. "We can go tomorrow."
"But my leg-"
"I purchased a wheelchair prior to our arrival." she interrupted. "I shall be your legs tomorrow."
Aruto groaned as now he had no way to swim or even walk normally, but also embarrassed as now he had to be wheeled around by Izu like an old man.
"Get some rest." Izu said as she walked away. "I shall prepare dinner."
"In the office?"
"Yes, but it's takeout." she said smugly before walking off.
'She's really confusing me lately.' he thought while hoping that nothing bad happened tomorrow.
(Next day)
-Local beach-
Aruto grumbled as he was wheelchaired down the pier, only wearing a pair of black trunks, as Izu, wearing a black and red v-cut bikini that fit snugly against her body along with her trademark ribbon, walked behind him with a light brown basket over her right shoulder.
The reason for his grumbles? Simple, he was in a wheelchair and being pulled by a nearly naked Izu in public, and that made him very uncomfortable. Not to mention it drew a lot of attention their way.
"President Aruto." Izu said with a smile. "Shall we get some ice cream?"
"Um...sure."
"Are you worried about something?"
"No no, nothing at all." He said while Izu raised an eyebrow.
"Are you jealous of these other guys staring at me?" she asked.
"What? Of course not. Nope. Uh uh." he quickly denied, shaking his head.
She raised an eyebrow. "Oh? So if I were to just walk over to the nearest man and talk to them, would you be fine?"
"..."
"Oh you're so cute when you're envious." She teased while Aruto blushed. "Don't worry, I only serve you as secretary and lover."
"T-T-That's not it!" he sputtered out, turning more red.
"Then what?"
He blushed and was about to answer when suddenly.
CRASH!
Someone ran into him and caused Aruto to fall forwards and hit the ground, face first.
"Ow." He groaned before noticing that Izu was walking towards him and carefully placed him back on the wheelchair, at the cost of her bikini top falling off. "I-I-Izu!"
She turned to him, her nipples exposed to the world. "Yes President Aruto?"
"Y-Your b-b-breasts!"
She looked down and blinked. "Yes. They are my breasts. Cup size D."
"They're naked!" Aruto blushed while Izu looked fine with that statement.
She moved closer to Aruto's head before pushing her cleavage into his face. "Good. Then I shall let you enjoy these sacks of synthetic fat and skin~"
'What's with her?!' he thought with wide eyes as his jaw dropped open. "I-I-Izu! Cover up!"
"No." She said flatly while rubbing her chest against his face.
"Cover up!"
"No."
"Why?!"
"Because you enjoy this." She said while the people and Humagears began to take notice of them. "And because I enjoy this too." 'Humagear rampage in three seconds...now.'
"Ahhhh!" yelled out a humagear, a lifeguard from the looks of it, who dropped the life line as his eyes turned red.
"AHHHHHHHH!" cried out another humagear, this one a giant of a man with a frying pan in one hand, before charging at the humans, making Aruto pale in horror.
"Not again!" He cursed before seeing the Humagears running towards him.
Izu quickly pulled him back and carried him away as the robots chased them. "I shall protect you President Aruto."
He groaned before noticing that when she picked him up, a splinter from the boardwalk tore his trunks near the ass and revealed it to the world, all bare and underwearless. "I need to transform!"
"The driver is still at the office." Izu said with a smirk, unnoticeable by Aruto. "However, you are in no shape to battle, in account to your broken leg."
He groaned while knowing that's true as Izu ran faster and faster.
Trip!
CRASH!
Only to trip on a beer bottle and fall on her face, unintentionally throwing Aruto into the air and right towards a set of downwards stairs that led to the nearby road.
Aruto paled while seeing the stairs getting closer and closer. "Oh son of a-"
BAM!
(Later on)
-Hospital-
"Ugh..." Aruto groaned while currently in a body cast as Izu sat next to him.
"My apologies for my clumsiness."
"Ow...it's...ok." He groaned in pain. "I'm alive."
"Yes. But I apologize for my actions." She said sincerely.
"I will ensure you never go anywhere without the driver again."
"It's fine." He said. "It's just a learning lesson for all of us."
Izu nodded before leaning down and kissed his lips. "I'll be right back. I have some errands to do."
Aruto froze up, not noticing as she left the room, feeling like everything just got paused. 'She...kissed me...on the lips...'
As she left, red glitches formed around her to reveal Azu, who seemed a little annoyed.
"Bah. Kissing a human, how..." she trailed off while touching her lips, feeling a strange feeling in her core as she continued to walk away. "...amusing? No. That is not the right word."
(Later)
Aruto yawned as he rested his right arm on his office table, thankful that he finally got out of the body cast after a few weeks, as he was having a relatively calm non crazy afternoon.
Right now he was having some tea to make the most of it. All the while Izu wasn't here at all, as she had a few errands to do.
"Ah." he sighed. "This is the life. A cup of earl gray. A quiet day...ah. This is perfect."
However as he was about to doze off, he heard a knocking at the door.
"Eh?" he raised an eyebrow before the door was kicked down and Fuwa stomped inside. "Ah! F-Fuwa!?" 'No! Not my calm afternoon!'
"President."
"Y-Yeah?" he asked in confusion.
"What are you doing?"
"Um...relaxing?" he said in a very confused tone. "And what are you doing here? On my break."
"I came in to make sure you weren't getting too comfortable. With all the attacks going on, you never know what might happen."
"Wait, you know about them?"
"Of course, it's hard not to."
"Then WHERE have you been?!" Aruto snapped. "You're supposed to be helping people! But I haven't seen you or Yua in ages!"
Fuwa grumbled. "It's...complicated."
"Just tell me. I will not get angry."
He grumbled before muttering under his breath.
"What was that?"
He growled. "I said that I was on a HONEYMOON with my wife Yua!"
"...eh!?"
"You heard me right! I'm married to her now!"
"B-But how!?"
"Long story short we got drunk, got married while drunk, and somehow got lost for a few months on an deserted island with NO ONE ELSE and somehow she called it a honeymoon!" he blushed while Aruto looked at him in surprise.
"...are you sure you two weren't dehydrated?"
"No!" Fuwa blushed. "We weren't dehydrated! It actually happened and I have proof!"
He raised an eyebrow before Fuwa showed off a black ring with a single red diamond inserted in its center. "...my kami. You really did get married. And you didn't invite me or Izu either!"
"It all happened too fast!"
"That's still rude!" Aruto huffed. "I could have given you a nice reception and gifts. Wait, where did you get married exactly?"
"...we kinda...got married...at a...love hotel..." he said softly as he was now red in the face.
Aruto blinked once, twice, three times before laughing a little.
"SHUT UP!" he snapped in embarrassment. "IT'S NOT FUNNY!"
"It's funny to me." he chuckled before he saw Fuwa's eyes turned red for a moment, which he slowly realized that he just pissed him off. 'Wait, red eyes?'
That was when Fuwa ran towards him and jumped at him.
'Oh shit!'
(A bit later)
"Ow." Aruto groaned while holding a steak over his now blackened right eye as he rested on a couch in his apartment. "That smarts."
As he sat on the couch, his mind tried to comprehend the strange red eyes Fuwa had, but couldn't come up with anything at all. I mean, the only thing closest to that would be...the Humagears.
"Wait." Aruto muttered in horror. "Red eyes. Humagears...oh god...Fuwa was replaced by a humagear!"
"What was that, President Aruto?"
He jumped in shock as Izu appeared next to him, as if she was a ghost. "Oh, it's just you Izu."
"What was that, President Aruto?"
"Oh. It's just a realization." he sighed. "One where Fuwa was replaced with a humagear."
"..." her eyes flashed red for a nanosecond before smiling. "I see. Shall I look into this?"
"Could you?"
"Very well, just know that such a task will take forty eight hours."
"Wait, why that long?"
"Zea is currently de-fragging so my data analysis is limited." Izu said with a smile.
"Well...I can't really rush you, I just don't want Fuwa to be in some trouble if he really HAS been replaced."
"So no interrupting his honeymoon, right President Aruto?"
"Right...I'm still shocked." he said with a grumble as he looked down. "I mean, I know they spent a lot of time together, but hearing them married is...kinda makes me feel left out hearing about it like that."
"Do you want a honeymoon with me as well?"
"EH!?"
"You heard me, do you want a honeymoon with me?" She asked with a hint of smugness in her tone.
Aruto stared at her, blinked, then again, then several more times before falling out of his chair from shock. "NANI!?"
"Is that appropriate, President Aurto?"
He stumbled to get back on his feet, looking at her like she was joking and about to deliver the punchline. "I-um...eh...I...um."
"I take it you don't want a honeymoon with me?"
"T-T-That's something you don't just ask casually!" he got out with a blush.
"Ah...but that doesn't answer my question, President Aurto."
"I-I-I..."
"President Aurto?"
"I...I can't answer!" He said before noticing Izu moving towards his desk and sat on it...in a seductive manner.
"Why not~?" she asked with a smile, draping one leg over the other which made Aruto stare and tug at his collar.
"I-"
"Can't we have a honeymoon...now~?"
"I...I...uh..." Aurto said with a gulp as Izu moved closer to his face.
BAM!
Only for Yua, looking rather annoyed for some reason, to kick down the door and point at Aurto.
"YOU!"
"AH!" he yelled as he jumped to his feet. "Yes?!"
"YOU STOLE MY BRA!"
Aruto blinked in confusion before noticing that a yellow bra was in his right hand, which wasn't there a moment ago. "W-Wait! I didn't have it before! Honest!"
"YOU ARE SO DEAD!"
"Ahhh!" Aruto screamed as he started running around his desk, Yua quickly chasing after him, the two of them going around in a circle with Izu keeping her spot without looking bothered.
Yet as the two continued to run around like headless chickens, Izu silently chuckled at the scene and flicked her left index finger a little.
THUNK!
Which caused the rug to lift up with a red glitchy texture as Aruto tripped and crashed into the door, breaking it in the process.
"Ow..." He groaned as Yua, eyes now red, began to rip him from the door and-
SMASH!
Threw him out the window..from the tenth floor to be exact.
"Ahhhhhh!"
"...hehe." Izu said while Yua vanished in a flurry of glitches. "Don't worry President Aruto, the fall won't kill you."
CRASH!
BEEP BEEP BEEP!
"But it might leave you wheelchair bound again."
(Some time later)
-Hospital Room 67-
"Ow..." Aruto groaned while currently in a full body cast as he was...suspended above his bed in the far corner of the room.
"Don't worry, President Aruto, I'll be here to help you get through this." Izu said while sitting right next to him on a nearby chair, the humangear's presence being the only other thing in this room at the moment besides the now incapacitated hero.
"Can I get you anything?"
"No.."
"Not even new underwear?"
"No...ow."
"What about water?"
"Very well." Izu said with a nod. "Tapioca flavored coffee it is."
"Wha-"
"With bamboo shoots."
"Eh?!"
"I'll be right back." Izu said before disappearing in the blink of an eye.
Aruto closed his eyes, dreading the taste to come.
Yet as she groaned in pain and felt his body getting itchy, he realized something that he failed to notice before.
Izu was...acting more human lately.
She was showing more emotions and acting like she was completely human.
That and she was trying to marry him!
I mean it's not like he hadn't had the occasional daydream with the two spending time away from the company, not getting into dangerous situations, maybe a nightlight dinner with her laughing at his jokes and-
Oh crap! They WERE like a married couple!
He felt his face heat up under the cast and was thankful Izu wasn't there at the moment.
'Wait...she WANTS to marry me?! But...is that even possible?!' he pondered in his mind. 'Marriage between humans and Humagears would be a huge step, but would it be too soon right now?! How would that be seen in the eyes of the law?'
Yet as he tried to rationalize his current train of thought, he failed to notice that Izu was watching him from behind the hospital door...with a smirk of delight.
'He's completely defenseless, unable to do a thing on his own now.' She thought to herself while seeing Aruto's unmoving body. 'And it will take weeks to heal...mmmmm, perhaps I can 'accidentally' break open his cast? Maybe lay on his lap and-wait? Why am I thinking of reproducing with him?'
Moving away from the door a little, she blinked and looked caught off guard, looking at her body with curiosity.
'Do I have a minor bug that needs to be fixed?'
As she self diagnosed herself..she found no glitches or bugs in her systems at all.
'That's odd, where did that unknown thought originate from?' She thought while not noticing her left hand moving towards her groin in a...sexual manner until ten seconds later.
As quick as a flash, she pulled her hand away with wide eyes, shock and horror plastered on her face.
Yet as she stared at her hand and then at the door, she felt...compelled to lash out on someone for her unusual behavior.
And unfortunately, Aruto is her personal scapegoat in situations like this.
'Time to send a swarm of hornets into his room!'
'Wonder how long until Izu gets back?' Aruto thought before hearing something that made his blood freeze in fear.
BZZZZZ!
The sound of hundreds of buzzing as from the corner of his left eye, he saw...Japanese Giant Hornets flying towards him!
"AHHHHHHH!"
BZZZZZZ!
"AHHHHHH!" He screamed as the hornets started to crawl over his body and stung him though the cast. "OW OW OW OW OW!"
(Some days later)
"Ow..." Aruto groaned while still in his cast, now covered in blisters from the hornet stings as he was unable to move and feel anything at all except pain.
"Do you need more ointment?" Izu said while sitting next to him. "Water? Mouth to mouth resuscitation?"
"W...Water."
"Coffee?"
"...Water."
"Boiling hot coffee?"
"Water."
"Ah, water." Izu said with a nod. "With or without lemon slices?"
"...with."
"Ok, water with dried bamboo shoots it is." Izu said with a nod.
"Just water!" Aruto yelled in frustration, earning him a deep pain in his throat due to the stingers. "Ow! I-Izu...why are you...acting weird?"
"My apologies, President Aruto, my internal speakers are malfunctioning today."
"Just...please, water is all I need."
"...ok." She said before moving towards him and kissed his forehead as she quickly walked off and out of the room.
Aruto slowly blinked due to the pain before going wide eyed, again. "EHHHHHHHH!?" 'Why did she kiss me?!'
'Why did I kiss him!?' Izu thought in confusion while currently not noticing the blush on her face. 'I must have some kind of virus if I'm acting out of my main program.'
Yet as she did a self-diagnosis on herself...the same result as before happened.
Nothing was wrong with her.
"This doesn't make any sense." She muttered while trying to calm herself down.
Only for an image of a naked Aruto to enter her processors, causing her cheeks to turn bright red.
"Where did that come from?!" She muttered in horror before shaking her head, unable to get that mental image out of her head. 'Is part of my programming corrupted? But no scans showed any issues.'
As she tried to calm herself down, she realized something that shocked her to her core.
She was falling IN LOVE with Aurto Hiden!
"I...I...This...This is impossible." She muttered in disbelief. "I am a humagear designed to eliminate humanity, not...fall in love!"
As she continued to see the naked Aruto in her mind, she tried to slap herself awake from this 'nightmare'.
"How could these images come to my mind when my goal is the opposite?" She muttered before subconsciously groping her chest at the idea of a naked Aruto.
In a quick gesture of her head, she glanced at the door to the room and held her chin.
Now normally she would just ignore these feelings and return to her duty...but this time was different.
It might be because she was exactly like Izu or just saw something in the human that she didn't see previously, but...she kinda wanted to see how this scenario will end.
Purely to make sure it wouldn't cause a hindrance for the ARK of course! Nothing else.
Not because she gained Singularity or anything!
It's only a means to an end, nothing more.
And the first thing she needed to do was get him something actually tolerable to drink.
"Mmmm, perhaps milk...but from where exactly?" She muttered before looking at her chest and smirked a little. "Hmmm, I have the perfect idea~"
(A few hours later)
"So...thirst." Aruto groaned, his throat hoarse and so dry.
And it doesn't help that he was also getting hungry too while waiting for his wif-I mean secretary. Yeah, secretary, definitely not his wife.
"President Aruto, I'm back." Izu sad while walking back into the room...but now sporting a J cup chest and a large ass.
"...um...Izu?"
"Yes?"
"...what happened to you?"
"Whatever do you mean?"
"Izu, your butt and breasts are big now."
"Oh? Been staring at them, are we now~?"
"N-N-No no! It's not that!"
"Are you sure?" Izu asked while unbuttoning her uniform.
"What are you doing?!"
"Oh this?" She asked while undoing her bra. "You wanted milk right? So have some from the tap~"
"Nani?!" Aruto yelled in shock as Izu walked towards his face and placed her breasts near his lips.
"Say aw~" she smiled, holding her breasts up with the nub closest to Aruto leaking milk, flooring him as he tried to wrap his brain around HOW that was possible.
'What did she DO?!'
"Come on, say aw~" she urged, bringing the nub right up to his mouth.
"I-Izu?!" he let out before his lips made contact with the nub.
And...he tasted cold milk...COLD MILK!
"Taste it~" she purred, mushing her breast against his face.
'WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!'
"Don't spill~"
'Izu WHY?!' he thought before he was forced to suckle on the nub and drink the milk, which at the very least DID help his dry throat.
The only problem is that he was getting smothered by her enlarged chest!
"There there President Aruto, you drink up as much as you need."
"Mmmmm!" 'Can't breathe!' he thought, trying to pull back with the milk taking up his throat and the supple mound blocking his nose.
"Keep it up and I might kiss you~" she purred before noting his face starting to turn blue.
'CAN'T BREATHE!'
"...mmmm. This actually turns me on a little."
'WHAT?!'
"Got you~" Izu said as her eyes...turned red, making Aruto's eyes widen before fainting from a lack of oxygen. "Oh...oopsie."
(Some time later)
Aurto groaned in pain as he slowly woke up from his undreaming mind.
Only to see Izu, clothed and...with her normal sized curves, sitting right next to him...in a gothic lolita maid's outfit?!
"Ah, you're awake, I was worried."
"...what...happened?"
"You were nearly suffocated by an assailant with a pillow." Izu lied with a concerned look on her face.
"...pillow?"
"Yes, a pillow."
"But...wasn't it your breasts?"
"President Aruto, do you think my chest is capable of suffocating someone?" she said while tilting her head innocently to the left. "It's flattering you would think they are big enough for that, but I would never do something so unprofessional."
"But...they were big before."
"No, I never made any enhancements to myself."
"Then what happened to your clothes?"
"Don't you know? You asked me to wear this."
"...I did?"
"Yes, you said it was a permanent change to my secretary duties."
"When?!"
"Before you passed out."
He looked back up at the ceiling, trying to wrack his mind for any memories of doing such a thing.
"Want some milk?"
"Eh?!"
"I said do you need anything, President Aruto?"
"Uh...no, I'm good."
"I see." She said while bowing, revealing that she was braless at the moment. "If you require anything, don't hesitate to let me know."
"Put a bra on!"
"Why?"
"Y-Your chest..."
"...want to feel them~?"
"Uh..."
"Well? Want to-"
"I'm in a cast, remember?"
"Ah, then perhaps after you're all healed up then." Izu said before walking away, but not before 'accidentally' revealing her black panties to him.
'Holy cow!' He thought before noticing that she walked backwards towards him, giving him an eyeful of her ass before quickly walking away with a smirk. 'Eh?!'
(Weeks later)
-Aruto's Office-
"Mmmm." Aruto grumbled while trying to process the scene in front of him.
Which was...Izu, in a shinto shrine maiden attire, laying on his desk while smiling at him with a devious look in her eyes.
"Mmmm...Izu?"
"Yes?" She asked while Aruto noticed that she had a headband sporting two brown fox ears on her head along with three long fluffy fox tails poking out from her hakama.
"Why are you...wearing that?"
"Because I'm a kitsune shrine maiden." Izu said bluntly. "And don't you like cute things?"
"...this is arut-of this world, in a weird way."
"...that pun physically made my processors stall."
"Hey, it wasn't that bad."
"It hurt, a lot, kon kon." Izu said while making fox yips at the confused Rider. "Now give me pets, kon~"
"P-P-P-Pets?!" he squeaked out, his eyes going wide in surprise. 'C-C-Cute!'
"Pet me, master, kon~"
"...ok." He relented before touching her forehead and awkwardly patted her hair.
"Kooon~" she purred with a smile, the tails wagging in response to her affection. "Kon koooon~"
'Adorable! Wait...are those tails real?' he pondered with a raised eyebrow. "Izu? Are those tails-"
"KOOOON~"
Aruto's eyes widened as he touched one of the tails...and discovered it was REAL!
He was transfixed on how smooth and soft it felt against his fingertips. It also doesn't help that Izu was...moaning every time he touched the tails.
He pulled his hand back, and felt his heart clench when he saw Izu give a sad expression as the ears drooped downwards.
"Kon~?"
'Too cute! Too cute! Now I feel like a monster!' Aruto thought before petting Izu's head, causing her to yip again.
But for a very brief moment, Izu transformed into a red eyed version of herself before she returned to normal.
"Kon~"
"Uh, Izu? How did you make this happen?"
"Kon? How I made what, President Aruto?"
"The ears? The tails?"
"Oh, they are life-like attachments. Covered in real fur and nerves, they are for Humagears with...acquired kinks."
"Where did you-"
"I made them."
"...wait what?!"
"Don't you like them, master, kon~?" she asked with a tilt of her head, making him snap back and grab his chest.
'So cute!'
"Master? Kon~"
"Y-Yes?"
"Don't you like them~?"
"...yes." He said while feeling like Izu was trying to tease him...and succeeded.
"Kon~"
And like that, Aruto fell backwards in the chair, his mind unable to take it anymore and making him pass out.
"President Aruto, kon?" Izu said before smirking and sat on his lap. 'Oh well, time for me to make him my throne for the next few hours.'
(A few weeks later)
-Hiden Intelligence HQ, Printer Room-
Aruto was trying to psych himself up, pacing back and forth in front of the 3D printer.
Unfortunately for him...it was taking hours for this ONE thing to even get processed!
"Come on, come on, how much longer? I know it has to be perfect, but I can only wait so long." He muttered while pacing back and forth, his mind racing at near light speeds.
No, it was the Humagear attacks, which have increased greatly over the last few weeks nor was it the fact his allies seemed to be trying to strangle him when they came into eye contact.
No...it was something personal to him.
That being...he's in love with Izu!
It was odd, it was mind blowing, but as he looked it over closely, he couldn't see it as anything else.
Besides, if he can get this one thing printed, he might be able to do 'it'.
And he's worked up his best joke yet to sink it.
"Come on! Work!"
"Work on what?" Izu said while appearing right behind him.
"AHHH!" Aruto screamed while nearly tripping on his feet.
"Are you alright?"
"S-Sure! Of course!" He said as the 3D printer finally finished printing.
"What are you doing?"
"Um..."
"Are you trying to make porn using ZEA's 3D-"
"NO!"
"Then what?" she asked while tilting her head to the right.
"..."
"Well?"
"...close your eyes."
"Oh? What for?"
"Just close your eyes, it's a surprise."
"Very well." Izu said before closing her eyes, only to feel something...hard and cubicle getting pushed into her hands, causing her to open her eyes and look down at a small box in her palms. "...what is this?"
"Izu." Aruto said while opening the box to reveal a small platinum laced diamond ring within it. "I know this might sound crazy, but not illegal since I didn't find any law saying humans and Humangears can't get married, but would you..."
As he trailed off, his face started to flush red while Azu's eyes widened in shock.
"..."
"Izu? Will you marry me?"
"You...are trying to make a joke, right?"
"Not today."
"...this isn't a reality television stunt?"
"Nuh uh."
"...it's not a prank?"
"No." Aruto said with a smile. "I really want you to be my wife."
She stared at him, then the ring, having NOT seen this coming in the slightest.
Yet as her eyes stared at the ring with a myriad of simulated emotions...
Her mind started to enter hard reboot mode, her eyes turning red as she, upon entering this mode, fainted as her form landed face first upon the ground.
"Izu!" He yelled in shock as Izu's eyes turned pitch black, flashing red every few seconds in the process. "Oh no oh no! Don't worry! I'll fix you!"
[Ten hours till reboot is complete.]
"No!" he cried out into the air as his arms were spread out.
(Ten hours later)
"Come on Izu, wake up." Aruto yelled while lightly slapping Izu on the face with his right hand. "It's been ten hours-"
Boooop!
Aruto blinked as Izu's red turned bright red, her form shifting back into...Azu's form momentarily before returning to normal.
"...President Aruto?"
"I...Izu?"
"Yes, President Aruto?"
"Are...Are you alright?"
"Yes, why?"
"Uh...you...I mean...nevermind." Aruto said while rubbing his eyes.
"...what just happened again? My memory circuits are glitched."
"I proposed to you."
"...proposed?"
"Yes."
"...you. Proposed...to me?"
"Uh huh."
"...and it's not a prank?"
"No."
Izu stared at the Rider in slow realization before looking at the ring in her hands and turned towards the door. "I need...to get drunk."
"Eh?! But how is that possible?!"
"I will find out soon." She said while walking towards the door.
"But do you accept the proposal?!"
"Yes!"
"Yes?!"
"Yes!"
"...can I join?!"
"Fine! Just let me get drunk!"
"...can Humagears even get drunk?!"
"I don't know and don't care!"
Aruto tried to process that before running after her. 'Did I come off too strong? Is she mad at me?!'
(Later)
-Local Bar-
"Another one-HIC!"
"Coming up."
Aruto blinked as Izu stared at him with...a plastered look in her eyes. "Who knew I'd see a drunk Humagear..."
"Aruto!" Izu said with a giggle. "You're a perv~"
"N-No I'm not!"
"Then why are you looking at me~?" She teased with a wink, leaning closer to his side.
"Because you're drunk?"
"I'm not drunk-HIC!"
"Which I'm concerned about. How is that possible?"
"It's a secret~ Like my bra size~" she chuckled, making him blush harder as she rubbed up against him when she said that. "So want to fuck~?"
'I-I might have an idea...' he thought, sipping a little from his glass of water.
"Aruto-chan~ Let's fuck!" she purred, winking with him spitting his water out and gaped.
"N-N-N-NANI!?" 'That can't happen! It's impossible! I mean, Humagears shouldn't be made to function like that, right?! Then again, there's nothing that would stop them from getting upgrades to make it p-AHHH! Don't think about it! Now isn't the time!'
Izu pouted before grabbing Aruto's face with both hands and started kissing his lips.
"MMMHM?!"
"Mmmmm~" she hummed, the synthetic booze she had been chugging making her logical senses go out the window and make her feel ready to jump Aruto's bones, as was the term used by people.
'WHAT IN THE!?'
"Mmmmm~" Izu moaned before moving back and started taking off her bra and shirt.
"Wait!" Aruto grabbed her hands to stop her, flushed and looked around. "I-Izu, you can't do that with people around!"
"...you aren't into voyeurism?"
"No."
"...want to make out in the street-HIC~?"
"NO!"
"Hehehehe~ Virgin~" she teased, tapping his nose as Aruto stood up.
"We better get back home, and get you looked over. I need to make sure your system isn't damaged from the booze."
"I'm not drunk! I'm horny!"
"...that's not helping your cas-"
"I WANT YOUR COCK IN MY ANUS-HIC!"
And cue Aruto nearly tripping on his own feet in surprise as Izu pulled down her pants and started rubbing against his legs with her ass.
"You know you want to~"
"EH?!" he let out in shock, eyes darting around. Shockingly, nobody seemed to care or even stare at the crazy scene going on right there, like the two of them weren't even there. 'Is this a common thing here that they just don't care?!'
"Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip-"
"IZU NO!"
"Izu YES!" she said with a grin as she started to take off her panties and placed them on Aruto's head. "Kamen Panties!"
He turned bright red, but in a show of fortitude, he reached down and pulled her pants back up before tugging her out of the bar using all his strength. "We're going back to the company right now!"
"Aw! But I want a love hotel!"
"Only when you're not drunk! I'd hate myself if we went that far and you weren't thinking like yourself. I won't take advantage of you like that."
"..." Izu stared at Aruto with a serious look in her eyes before grinning. "Let's fuck at the office!"
"Izu, I'm serious!"
"And I'm serious about fucking! It's either the office, a love hotel or the zoo!"
He looked at her confused and briefly stopped dragging. "Wait, why the zoo?"
"So we can outdo the mating cries of the baboons in heat. Doh!"
"...that's unsettling." he muttered to himself before he resumed dragging her. "Look, let's get you scanned and looked over first, then we can...do more."
"...so you're going to become a femboy maid for me?" she asked with a drunken tone that was a mix of teasing and...seriousness, although Aruto had no idea WHAT was true in the moment.
"Where did you get that idea from?!"
"What? You're pretty~ HIC! Like a girl~"
"I think you're too drunk!" he cried out in exasperation, mentally hoping too many things weren't wrong with her as soon as they got to the building.
(Later on)
Well, he was thankful on one part. Everything was clear on her systems and hardware, the booze not causing any damage. Which Izu took as a sign to go ahead, and lead to Aruto discovering that Izu apparently was anatomically correct.
Especially when she had enough torc power to nearly pulverize his hips!
"Izu! Easy!" Aruto grunted, trying to thrust upwards into Izu's pussy, which felt like velvet with said secretary bouncing up and down like an animal, her breasts bouncing each time.
"OOOH~ Aruto-chan! HARDER!"
"I am! Stop moving so fast!"
"I can't! Your cock is making my systems go wild!" she moaned, grinding her hips against the dick with a grin on her face. "Besides, it's part of a secretary's job to make sure her boss is satisfied, this is just one of my duties~"
'She's a nympho!' Aruto thought as he tried to keep thrusting, but the insides were sucking all over his penis like a vacuum. "I-Izu! I can't hold it in!"
"Then fill me up, darling~!"
"Ugh! I'm cumming!" he yelled while slamming upward before his dick twitched and started shooting rope after rope of sperm inside the artificial pussy.
"Mmmmmm~ 1%, 2%, 3%, 4%."
'Wait, she's COUNTING the amount of sperm in her!?' he thought, feeling the walls squeeze him tighter, making him feel like it was trying to milk him like a cow.
(Ten minutes later)
"98%, 99%, 100%~" Izu said while giving Aruto a kiss on the lips, not noticing that said president passed out at the moment from exhaustion. "Good work President Aruto, your sperm is healthy."
Said man didn't let out a word, only a mumble as Izu took note of his dick growing soft inside.
"...mmmm." Izu hummed as her form shifted back to Azu and began to pull away, letting some sperm fall onto the table. "Oh dear, whatever will I do with such a virile president?" she teased with a smile. "If I was a human, I might run the risk of being impregnated."
As the man groaned in tired pain, Azu whispered into his ear with a smirk.
"Don't worry, I'll tell you when the new synthetic womb is finished making Humagear/Human hybrids. You'll enjoy being a 'papa'." her eyes flashed red for a second as she rubbed his forehead. "Who knew I'd get married to the one the Ark set all this simulation up for? You just rest and we can go again tomorrow. As long as you're busy, the Ark can continue its goal, and you get a wife who will make sure you're safe and sound, a reasonable bargain wouldn't you say?"
"Mmmmm."
"Good. Although I'm still deciding on either daughters or sons. What do you think?"
Aruto was silent before letting out a mumble as he rolled on his side.
"...daughters it is. And don't worry, one of them WILL look like Yua, after all, tomgirls ARE your preferred girl-friends."
"Mmmmmmaaa, bamboo...noooo."
She kissed his forehead before moving to get a blanket, eyes glowing red in the darkness. "Enjoy your sleep, darling."
As Aruto fell into a nightmare about bamboo shoots, the screen faded to black as the world...was now and completely...fucked.