A collection of parodies and rants about annoying inconsistencies which are prevalent in the movies. Spoilers for all 3 trilogies beware! P1: Star Wars building codes: all buildings must have deep chasms. P2: Star Wars villain handbook: make the same mistake every time. P3: Star Wars statistics: The smallest odds are the most likely.

A song parody for Ozzy Osbourne's "Mama, I'm Coming Home". "Vader, It's May the 4th" sung by Anakin.

This is based on a prompt from @galacticidiots: Rey is a late night TV producer. Ben is a zoologist who every once in a while is invited to bring his animals to the show. This week's theme is fur balls and he brings all his cutest babies. Rey doesn't know who is cuter: the animals or their handle The fluffiest of fluff. Enjoy!

"Padme is gripping his hand hard enough that he hasn't felt his fingers in about an hour, and Anakin couldn't be happier."

When it comes to dreams, nightmares might just be the easier kind of prophecy to accept - happiness, as Anakin discovers, can take him much farther than fear ever has.

When he starts planning the future of the Jedi Order, Luke brings along his nephew and an orphan he rescues off of the planet where she'd been abandoned and in the process shapes an entirely new future for the rest of the galaxy.

After accidentally hitting her young brother with her rented landspeeder, Jaina Solo-Fel faces justice on a backwater world far removed her the comforts of Coruscant.

From Reylo Prompts: While flying across the galaxy, Ben makes flower crowns for Rey every time he can find plants meaning love, devotion and hope. One day they're on Chandrila. He makes a crown using local blooms and those coming from Alderaan. They're for wedding crowns. Or: Ben Solo - The Proposal Mark II. ONE-SHOT.

[fix-it oneshot, companion to previous fix-its, background reylo, Luke and Ben reunion] Ben blinked hard, trying to clear his vision and maybe his head, but the shimmering apparition of his uncle remained casually seated in Rey's customary chair at his bedside.

Kinktober inspired stories retelling the events from the Star Wars sequel between Kylo Ren and Rey. Rated MA for VERY sexual content and language.

In an alternate universe where the events of Revenge of the Sith never happened and our heroes lived happily ever after without the war. The task has fallen to Ahsoka Tano to babysit Luke and Leia, which proves more challenging when she thought. A fluff-ish Oneshot

Poe and Armitage face the first test of their new relationship. Flu Season! Modern AU. Sequel to Minding Millicent.

Luke never thought he would be facing the emperor in the burning forests of Endor. No, he had always thought the fight would take place in a ship or base. While this wasn't how he had imagined things would end, he had to survive.

"I'm Rey Johnson," she said softly into the mic. "And I'm here to sing Sondheim's Being Alive." Charlie blinked. That was the exact song he'd sung in this bar for his friends and co-workers. The piano player hit the opening bars of the song. Rey opened her mouth to sing. Charlie's eyebrows shot up at the sound. It was awful.

An Experiential fic. This is based upon my own adventures on remote islands. Two snapshots of Luke Skywalkers life on Ach-Too.

Anakin nie może zasnąć, zaś Obi-Wanowi kończą się pomysły na ułożenie go do snu. Czy Mistrz Kenobi zdecyduje się złamać Kodeks, by zapewnić sobie i Padawanowi spokojną noc? Opowiadanie z serii "Co robią rodzice, gdy ich dzieci nie mogą zasnąć?".

Leia and Vada spend a little time late night bonding while Han is away. A Bloodstripes story. H/L

Corran's daughter Cami and Wedge have gone missing. Only Luke - increasingly isolated from friends and family - has felt the disturbance. But he can't find them alone. Meanwhile, a new challenge to the Jedi begins to emerge from the shadows. (39 ABY, mix of Legends and original material and characters. Updated with the Epilogue)

Poe and Finn are spies for Resistance, sauve and charming, they're the best in the agency. With the help of tech expert Ben Solo, the trio are unmatched when it comes to espionage. Their dynamic takes a turn when new recruit Rey Johnson arrives and Ben falls for her instantly. Sexy, smart and deadly, Rey could have anything she wanted but she only has eyes for the geeky tech guy.

"You... you're a god in human form, to your troops; you're a demon in human form to the Rebellion... and..." "And?" Vader prompted after a moment when Luke didn't answer. "What am I to you?" / In a medieval world where the Empire engages in a fruitless war, Vader has recovered his lost son from the Rebellion who'd stolen him away and raised him against him. Now what? Oneshot.

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a tragedy. Here in the desert sands of Tatooine, that is more apparent than ever.

The story of a crew of scavengers and mercenaries seeking freedom from both the Empire and the Rebellion. But how will the arrival of two different strangers alter their course? (I'm horrible at summaries) All OC cast. Co written with a close friend of mine who also did the cover art. Please review and critique.

In the relative peace of the cockpit, the quiet murmur of their voices fills the space. They talk about inane things, amusing themselves with Anakin's over-dramatised recount of his more outlandish missions. Rey finds herself smiling and laughing more than she has in a long, long while. It's...nice.

A young Jedi wrestling with her identity, a dark warrior struggling to continue his grandfather's legacy, and a force-bond that connects them in the middle of a galactic war. (Set after the events of Star wars: The Last Jedi)

The Sith have hidden their most valuable asset for centuries. Not even the Jedi order knew of its existence. And now that she has come to the light once again, Kylo Ren will do anything to possess her and keep her at his side. But how much more pain will this abused and battered soul have to go through to finally know love and kindness?