Adventuring (with my Wife) - (Original Multiple Incarnators Fantasy, Ft. Husband and Wife)

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Car accidents. Quite common when you live in some parts of the US.

Not exactly reason to be too proud about it, but it helps me highlight a situation. I was in my car, returning from the local mall, huffing over the traffic and...

Truck comes out of nowhere. It wasn't even a normal truck. It was one carrying gasoline. I remember the vehicle getting hit and then-

KA-BOOM!

That had been a fright and a half, especially since I 'lived' beyond it. Just not in my body, or my own world.

You have been selected for a reincarnation. You may chose a possible class-set among your three favorite characters.

I was getting isekai'd? Sweet! I looked at the options and...

No Goku. That was just tragic. Then again, DBZ kind of fell off for me ever since Super.

Still, the three options were relatively goodish in their own way.

Monkey D. Luffy, Jotaro Kujo and...

Dante from DMC.

Fuck yes, I picked the last one. Sure, Luffy was perhaps stronger but... also not.

In fact, Dante's growth curve was so weird between the various timelines I wouldn't be surprised he was the best pick out of them all. And Jotaro, as cool as he could be, was still very limited.

So, Dante it is. Once the selection was done, the darkness surrounding me exploded in pure blinding light and... I wake up during a birth. My birth.

I had been reincarnated. As Dante. This should have gone sweet and smooth, but it went awkward and quite uncool at the beginning.

I thought that I would have been turned to this new world already an adult. I thought that I would have dodged going through this sort of stuff again but...

I was soon getting treated to breast-feeding, involuntary diaper-pooping and peeing, and eventually learning to stand up rather than crawl around.

Took me a while, but I finally reached the fine age of seven and I was a little zooming brat.

My family was also quite poor and we lived in a fairly simple village, so not many people that could determine my unusual biology.

The fact that my new mother was born with natural white hair rendered my own somewhat predictable and it made for a 'cute display' for most of the women around.

Now, a guy in my situation would use this chance to already make a list of lovable ladies - I was Dante, I had to be a smooth charmer and all. Kind of necessary for my 'character'.

But there were two big reasons I wasn't.

First, I had been married before I died. I still loved my Jenny despite her many flaws, and I was the kind of guy that would feel like this was cheating until I had a good compelling reason to date again. It just felt... disrespectful and all.

Even more as Jenny had died sitting beside me in the car. I just... couldn't tolerate myself doing something so horrendous to her memory-

The second reason, and by far the most compelling of the two, was that...

"RYAAAAAN~!" A mini-Yelan happily announced before tackling me on the ground as I was looking around the local park area of the village.

I groaned, and huffed. "Jenny..."

At first, I was glad to learn that my wife had been reincarnated too. But I came to realize this was the worst outcome for... well, this world.

Many things could be said about Jenny.

She was a legit gamer girl (I mean the one that has a girl-cave, has several figures around, and hissed at the sun unless it was about going out for some anime-cons), and she had been given the chance to become the one character she had simped for ages ever since Genshin Impact was a thing: Yelan.

Mommy armpits, She Who Deserved Her Pits Sniffed, the Spy that Jenny Can Fix by being her Puppy.

I had gone through a lot with that obsession, and the body pillow she had in our bed made me wonder if Jenny was a bit gay about this too beyond being a simp. That being said, I never worried about her cheating since-

"Dude, you are the best thing that ever happened to me. My pogchamp, my gigachad, my sigma male, my husbando! You will always be my number one!"

This was a confession she delivered back when we first started dating. She is a weird bitch, but she is my weird bitch.

While there were ups and downs, we stuck together and hardly fought over anything.

That being said, I think that this situation brought both good and bad things to add to the list of issues I had to deal with Jenny. Specifically her obsession to wait for the ripe moment to start 'training our bodies to sex'.

Sex was cute, and hot, and kind of kinky in our previous life.

The pretty woman would cosplay at times and even got some cute voices going on. It got my switch flipped way more than I needed but... now? Now she was Yelan and she had thus to follow her pattern: becoming a rogue/archer/spy mommy.

She had set her goal quite high and had thus started to train with her dad, who was a militiaman, and had even started to train her 'gaslit' skill around her mother. The amount of cookies this fiend had stolen was quite concerning.

Still, I wasn't exactly that laidback on my own 'growth curve' either. With the RPG system on, I had to level up a bit before being considered ready to leave the village when I was 'old enough'. Back to the topic of 'age', my wife didn't have any kinks about that but-

"As your wife, now and forever, it is only fair we consider being active so we truly get the chance to have babies. Do you think we should wait like it happened in our previous life?"

I couldn't disagree much on that regard. We did die childless, and that was something that really annoyed us both. I had wanted kids and we had taken steps to make this possible within that very year we died and... now we were there.

A new chance, and one that Jenny didn't want to see ruined again. So she was constantly checking when we were both ready to do the naughty, aware that it wasn't like we could just start doing it as it should be with how young our bodies were.

That... didn't stop her from 'testing out' another of her skills.

"Got ya in my super pitty hold~!"

I had to tickle her to release me from her sweaty armpit.

I was really growing concerned by her determination to turn me into a sweat-lover. I was not. I could appreciate the glistening effect sweat had on a curvy body, but that was where I drew the line.

Did it stop Jenny when I said no? Nope. The girl was determined and braindead about it at the same time.

So, life in the village was quite unusual.

The adults thought this was all adorable (they didn't hear about Jenny's comments about wanting to grow up fast) and thought that we were just two little lovebirds.

That being said, nothing truly came to the point of being caught up as a reincarnated duo and...

Then something did happen.

"The daughter of the Duke is visiting, did you hear that?" Jenny asked, trying to wrestle my face back in her armpit.

"H-Heard that. Still, dunno if this is really important for us at this point."

I mean, am I wrong? The noble girl was supposedly our age, but the Duke would never have her interact with commoners.

...

Jenny and I discovered we were not the only reincarnated souls in this world.

How could I tell that? Well-

"Isn't that... Rosalina?"

Lady Kate was indeed a mini-Rosalina. And one that bee-lined right to us as soon as she noticed our glances and recognized us both.

"So... new world?"

I nodded and- "He is already taken."

I actually felt surprised at Jenny's bout of jealousy and protectiveness, but while we both expected some displeasure at that bold attitude, no one expected Kate to just... squee at us.

"BF and GF~?"

"Married," Jenny corrected and the squeeing doubled before she hugged at us. I was glad the adults weren't close enough to hear what was exchanged, only delighted to see the noble lady giving us a big embrace.

"I am a big fan of Yelan too so... can we be friends, Jenny?"

And from that day onward, things became more complicated: there were more reincarnators with unique kits, my wife was still a sex goblin that was waiting for puberty to strike, and our third wheel may be a bit too much into wanting to see the 'culmination of our love'. Then again, Jenny was still a lovable cuddler when it was nighttime, so there's that too.

AN

So, do I tell Ryan now that he the rest of reincarnators are single girls or... yeah, I'll wait for later.