Sticking it in Crazy - (Original Lewd World)

So... hm. How do I break this to people?

I mean, it sounds a bit bad if I say 'one day I woke up as a schoolboy in Anime Japan', but it sure feels fitting to the situation. So, bear with me as I explain what is going on.

One day I woke up and I was the 'average Japanese guy' at the ripe age of 17. Sounds immensely overused as a situation, but the issue here is that I didn't end up in a known show or in a world where I could 'meta-game' myself into a life of happiness, prosperity and safety.

Oh no, I wound up in something entirely new. And it frightened me from day one.

See, I am usually not the kind of guy that gets spooped with ease. I have to see or read some crazy shit to lose my mind, but as I got through the 'normal school life of one Edano Tadahisa', I picked up on what is going on. And I don't fucking like it.

In this world of anime tropes and cliches, society is far different than what I remembered. Guns? You may find them around with an easier legal degree. Magic? It's a thing. 'Temporary Isekai Experiences'? That's a fucking situation that I don't want to think about and-

And romance. And lust. And ecchi. And Hentai.

The good news is that NTR is publicly hated and the legal system does whip up cheating in a rather ruthless manner, so that's not a thing. However, that doesn't mean that the world is a safe horny place.

You see, we live in a society... of three large romantic/sexual circumstances: The first two are the extremes - Boy Love and Girl Love. Homosexuality is a common thing to the degree that it is 'comedically caused' by 'fateful meetings'. I wouldn't mind it that much if it was regular gay stuff but... it was actually random.

Sometimes you live long enough to think you are firmly into pussy, then a flying cock slaps your cheek and makes you wanna go yaoi on your homie. The same goes for GL or Yuri - my new sister, this time an older sister, was actually known to have a girlfriend from College.

So yes, that's a thing and... not the worst thing. Oh no, after all the world had to balance this sort of phenomenon so that new births are guaranteed.

Hence why Harems are a thing.

Either regular ones or reverse ones, it was legal- a guy can end up with multiple wives if they all consented, same for a girl having multiple husbands.

Of course, this was a flawed system due to the rates of divorces unfolding left and right with how volatile some harems were. Those flames of passion from the youthful years can easily die the moment adulthood starts to make things difficult.

An example of that is... my parents. Dad had three wives, my mother being his first but ultimately the other two departed since they didn't like how mom and dad wanted to just live a 'plain life' after my sister was born. I may have other 'siblings' through this, but my parents had no way to contact these other exes, and I wasn't interested in the drama.

Not when I quickly realized I was at that age where I either went gay or got myself an harem. Considering my propensity for the ladies and my general dislike of trying to 'balance multiple girls' at once, I decided I had to find a solution to this.

Go Double-Ace? That sounded like a plan, but it wasn't a perfect one. I still loved boobs and asses, which would break that mask for anyone with enough brainpower to see it. No, I had to find a solution to this. I couldn't accept capitulation in regard to either of those two difficult options and...

I found a solution. And it happened in what I could only assume being a failed 'Harem flag'.

It was so effective that I could easily ignore the 'price' I had to pay to allow myself to be free from that sort of worry. And one example of why I was satisfied with this was-

"S-Senpai, I love you!"

Confessions were no longer an issue. In this case, I was facing a BL confession.

Pretty boy, quite shy, extremely 'taken' by reliable people. I was such an individual despite my flat looks. Still, ignoring any form of 'sympathy' I may have held for early attempts, I merely gave him a dry glance.

"I am already in a relationship."

"B-But we could-"

"He is taken already, Matsuda-kun~," A sickly sweet voice called right behind the boy and we both turned to her.

My solution, the reason for my smiles and shivers - my very own Yandere Girlfriend.

With purple long hair and violet eyes, Funai June was what one would call a 'deadly maiden'. She was quite the depressed girl when I first found her. Not many wanted to be her friend since she was quite clingy with people. Ultimately this led her to develop some unsavory habits... until I found her, I stopped her from hurting herself and-

"I suppose we can date."

In a single sentence, I got myself a girlfriend that would refuse the mere idea of sharing. She wanted a single lover, and she wanted me to have a single lover. And this was more than perfect for me. Sure, she was a bit clingy, she spied on me, she had a thing for my 'scent', but June was-

The one I was looking for.

The boy shuddered. "F-Funai-san-"

"He said that he was taken," June pointed out with a grin, waving a knife I wasn't sure where it came from. "Yet you still try to nag him about it. Stop it, or I will be forced to see it as abuse."

The boy shuddered, spared me a hopeful look but I shrugged. "What? I told you I was taken."

He opened his mouth, then closed it, trembling as tears formed and he dashed away from sight. June and I looked at him leave and... I sighed.

"Where did you get the knife?"

"Hm? How do you think I am meant to cut our sandwiches?" She asked back, her smile telling she had that tool around for more than food-related stuff. "Does it worry you?"

"Until you use it to threaten and not maim innocent people, I don't mind."

June beamed. "I am glad to hear that, darling. Now... reward?"

I rolled my eyes and walked up to her. Grasping her wrists and causing her to drop the knife, I pulled her for a kiss. A bit forceful, I know, but June loved the rough factor. She disliked it if she didn't trust the person that did it to her, but if she was into them, then she was going to submit like a little horny girl.

No tongue for her as the 'situation' didn't warrant it, but the kiss was enough to make her a happy lady by the time I was done smooching. "Like it?"

"Luv it~," She commented breathlessly, soon recovering and grinning. "Say, Hikkun... are you free today?"

"Still having issues with History?"

June pouted. "Y-You know I like more Art. I will paint the best portrait of yours once I am good enough at it."

"I am sure you will, but I wonder how much of your 'History' issue is truly genuine and how much of it is your interest to stay at my place."

A blush adorned her pretty face and I hugged her. "Jucchan, you can visit when you wish. No need to have an excuse, you know that?"

"...I know."

I patted her head and we were off to get back to class as the school day was far from over. Holding hands and expecting to have won this world already...

I was deeply unaware that some of the 'big players' had taken noticed of a 'glitch' and were quick to 'suppress' it. With unexpected results, obviously.

AN

So, I was a bit inspired by the 'MC is isekaid in a world where BL is a common thing', but I expanded on it a fair bit to include GL/Yuri and harem to explain how it can go in a more realistic way.

Of course, there will be a single pairing, but that doesn't mean some will try to 'tag along'. Sadly for them, that ain't happening.