Plans+Vampire - (Rosario+Vampire Capu2, OC!I)

Anger. The word and feeling, both would fail to fully grasp what I felt as I woke up sitting in one of the available seats in a certain bus leading to a 'scary place'.

My old name? Unimportant as I had been given a full-on 'background change'. One I doubted a certain priest/high demon/principal knew much about as the preparation given to my current disposition between my new appearance and current documentation was far too perfect.

My new name is Ueda Shinpei. I was starting high school at a certain non-human academy with a surprisingly high death toll on students despite it being a Japanese institution. And I knew which series I was dealing with from the get-go.

I was so sure of it that I hardly lingered within the premises the bus' parking spot as I realized that one of the returning school mates was none other than the protagonist and... he mentioned being 'happy for the second year here'. So yes, it was Capu 2 - this was good and bad.

Good because it meant less 'cheap crap' like Capu 1, bad because the shameless fanservice was now slowly replaced with more serious shit that I, a mere human, couldn't handle on my own. As I rushed to get out of sight, I was almost stopped by the older human, but the reason for my escape came forth and hit him with her bike.

Moka? No, it was someone that was far more annoying than either halves: Kokoa.

While I didn't despise any of them, not even Tsukune with his awkwardly braindead attitude towards his harem, I had a few reasons to not want to linger around her the most: first, she was in my same year and, second, I know enough harem plots to know she was one of those 'loose' candidates that could actually go to someone else.

I was that potential 'someone else'. But that wasn't happening.

The first plan was to escape without creating issues. I mean, I could easily board the bus and hope to get out of the way there, but at the chance of being noticed by the principal, monitored and even brought back there to be 'further checked out'. After all, he allowed 'two' human students, not three.

And if he noticed that I was indeed in the new list of students, I have a feeling he would take this very seriously and very against me.

I needed to 'go deep into the beast' and find a way out of it. So, instead of trying to treat this as a normal school, I actually regarded it with the same mentality I would have for a prison. I mean, with dorms within the school, the presence of violent gangs, a lack of 'attention' from the staff and even rapey teachers, it was fair to say I wasn't planning to stand out in any way.

After the first 'introduction class' which pretty much remarked how this was a school for monsters and I was a human, I zoomed for the library. I picked books of different topics, finding a small corner in the large room to avoid being noticed by anyone and started to rapidly browse for answers on specific questions.

In less than three hours, I had conjured a dozen of ideas and plans to pursue, starting with the most pressing one: my scent. One thing that came out during the first year Tsukune spent in this insane school was that some monsters could smell humans out from a crowd of monsters. So, I sought a solution through some 'perfume' to get. Something that could confuse anyone trying to get fresh meat out of 'preys'. And that solution came through the discovery of goblin scent.

It was quite common and easy to find as the school's alchemy club had samples that could be borrowed within specific requests. Since it was fully stocked and no one inquired on paperwork to give it out, I managed to get enough of those vials to be safe for two months.

I would have to find a way to get a more safe market to avoid getting noticed with this particular request, but I had snatched a few magazines on alchemy that regarded several suppliers I could rely upon depending on how I managed to make some cash here in this school.

The next issue was... self-defense. I am a human- I have a functional brain, but no tools to truly keep up with all sorts of monsters. My first instinct demanded some DIY equipment that could be metal pipes or anything that could be used in close quarters.

Nothing truly effective against medium-to-high monsters, but enough to give me 'something' to start with. Then again, if I truly avoided detection, then the need to defend myself was less pressing compared to the rest. And while the goblin scent could help with the 'nosey fellows', I had to also work out a background history on my 'secret race'. A book on goblin was soon read and I memorized a few places that were far too 'isolated' to have other students from those regions.

I had to be the most 'plain' and most 'background' character this world could ever ask for. I had to be the equivalent of 'shadowy figures' in most animes (except Case Closed, obviously). Still, despite the rabid search for 'shelter' saw me calm and collected, my 'anger' persisted.

Why? Why was I here? Who did this to me?

I had a good life, I had a job, I was about to also ask my girlfriend to be my wife. I also had a good puppy dog that needed me to survive...

This was a mess and a half. I was angry, but I had no target to aim this to. At least, not within the first week. What I truly hate of the Anime-Manga debacle is how events unfold. And I had completely forgotten that the first serious arc of the manga was about a group of murderous yokai thieves that had found shelter in the school's distant dungeon.

Now, that should have not been concerning if not for the fact these psychos had a thing to make their 'presence' known to others. And as the first wave of attacks on students unfolded, I was struck from behind by a massive fist and forced unconscious on the spot.

I was asleep for a few hours, but I half-woke up in a cell right as one of the members was carrying inside the 'main room' two unconscious familiar faces - Tsukune and Moka. We were already that forward in the plot?

Much to my relief, none of the criminals noticed I was awake by the corner I was left to 'die by'. I just stood there, waiting for an opportunity to come to me. I knew that the group would split soon and it happened right after Tsukune woke up and interacted with the bastard in charge of the criminals.

The guy was a Doppelganger, and while that sounded dangerous due to his abilities to copy appearances, the fact he could also mimic to lesser degree physical abilities of those he touched meant he was bound to be a tough target.

And not one I planned to take head on in this occasion.

Rather, he was going to be my 'meat shield' if I was able to free myself of the remaining guard in the cell. After he was done terrifying Tsukune over using his face to attack the three other girls within the dungeon, it was just me, Tsukune, two other students that were just as uncoscious as Moka and- well, Moka.

Moka being unconscious was good because right now I was bleeding. Goblin scent could do so much but it couldn't mask the 'scent of blood'. If she was to wake up before I was out of there, then things could get really funny.

And I didn't plan for that to be the case.

My bag, the place where most of my weapons were, was within reach.

I wasn't sure if they had checked inside it, but I could tell it was still closed so... maybe it still had the 'nail pipe' inside of it. I added several sharp nails and metal pieces to the supposedly dull end of the metal pipe, rendering it far more deadly if used properly.

And as I slowly crawled towards it as the scumbag had moved to the cell's bars to check on his buddy's wandering off, I was relieved to find my lovely weapon still inside.

"Whatcha doing there?" The knife-wielding guy approached. He may sound like the lanky piece of shit that could be a 'cheap monster', but this guy was a Tsuchigumo in disguise. A man-spinder that could easily be ten times more lethal if given the chance to transform. I had to start and end this as quickly and ruthlessly as possible.

"Snack."

"Oh?" He walked even closer, "What sorta of sna-!"

He tried to attack me first by stabbing my left arm, but I pushed the pipe with my right arm and slammed it against his skull. It was deadly enough he went stiff, eyes wide open as he tried to transform but I pulled the nails out of his face and slammed once more with greater strength. He went down and I stomped his face a few times.

It was a bloody mess, but I felt the adrenaline hindering any disgust I felt at the sight. That and the pain of the knife still sticking into my elbow. I put the pipe back in my bag, ignoring the blood as I forcibly removed the blade out of my arm. It started to bleed fast but... I should make it to the infirmary if I make a run for it.

"W-Wait!" I was about to leave through the open door of the cell, taking the opposite path claimed by the scary bastard that had gone to deal with the other girls. "You are injured. We can-"

Tsukune, always a bleeding heart. But I am not in the mood, or even considering, getting caught up by two vampire girls that could reveal my identity.

"Nope."

And I bolted. The adrenaline was helpful as I felt fucking sore and feverish by the time I got back in school and into the infirmary. Luckily for me, the school doctor merely gave me a look and started to work to patch me up. No questions over my species or my blood type as I didn't need any blood transfer or anything specific to my kind.

I was, however, counted as one of the victims of the Phantom Thieves, so I was given a few days off of school. Neat and... worrisome as it put my name on a list that could be spotted by Tsukune and co. to 'make sure I was alright'.

I was quite entrenched in the dorms during those free days, almost building a fort with the books I retrieved before going back to find some rest there. This skirmish confirmed that I could end up being a victim regardless of me being outed as a human or not, and that I needed ways to not only further shield myself from others' attention, but patch myself up if I was wounded.

There were some healing salves available at the alchemy club, these being available only for those that were members so...

I guess I will have to join that club to avoid getting murdered in the future.

AN

Big questions: 1) pairing? Yes. Who? nonya business (for now); 2) segs? Yes, eventually. 3) alignment? segret! 4) plans? batman (jk, it's going to be extremely paranoid tho).