A Weird Universe 3 - (Honkai Star-Rail, Crack-Lewd 2nd!Person)
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The Xianzhou Luofu is a New Brand of Weird - Part 1
Your return to the Herta Space Station is brief. Lady Herta says that the Xianzhou Alliance has been insistent on having a clerk to help with the proper payment process behind the assistance provided by the Station and you have been selected for the task (you can say on the spot it was Lady Herta that decided to 'broaden' the reach of the experiment').
So, much to your displeasure as you had planned to enjoy a return to the (slightly altered) status quo, you are soon on your way to the Luofu. You are not intercepted in the process, and your trip is most uneventful.
You arrive at the Luofu and, to your surprise, you are stopped by someone from the Alchemy Commission.
Lady Bailu is quite the tiny individual. You feel worried that the Curio may affect her too, but she is just going through what you are familiar with: overworking. She is so into the shift that she doesn't realize you are not a native of the alliance as she gives you a check-up. She says you are healthy, but that you have also something anomalous in your body - nothing malign in her mind, but she asks you to return once again for another check up in a few days.
You agree, but you already suspect that it is the Curio. Still, you are soon off to your next stop: the office of the Arbiter General.
Your journey is, once again, uneventful, but you are surprised by the situation you find there. Turns out that Jing Yuan has been told to get a 'break from work' due to his 'deterioriating conditions', so you are not to speak with the General, but with his substitute, Lady Fu Xuan...
Who is not at the office. Rolling your eyes at the new destination, you feel mildly annoyed when you are moving once more, this time to the Divination Commission. Your irritation gets to a whole new level when the doors are found to be locked and someone is whining at the door about 'forgetting the keys'.
Meet Qingque. You would like to say she is a fellow struggling worker, but that would elevate her to a level she does not deserve.
While her chores are many, the 'young' woman prefers to spend her time playing Celestial Jade. It is so evident she is addicted to the game that she even has the balls to ask you to stop and play and 'skip on the boring job'. As someone that is already struggling check by check, you feel mildly frustrated, but you agree with a bet: if she wins, you agree to play for as long as she wants, if you win, then you get to do things to her.
Surprisingly enough, she is into the second half of the deal, and you are sure it partly influenced her gameplay as you have a suspiciously easy beating her. Without much regret, she offers you to check a 'private spot' for the naughtiness to ensue.
The storage room beside the entrance feels a bit too 'in the open', but Qingque assures you that she had never been caught there. You wish to believe she intends 'being caught playing with Celestial Jade', but the presence of tissues, sex toys and other masturbation tools tells you otherwise.
Without mere moments, the girl undresses and she is lying on a white mat. Her body is petite and sweaty and... unwashed. You could smell she had been skipping a few showers, and she looks very nervous as you notice this much.
"S-So, are you- you going on with what you bet on?"
The half-bold, half-nervous bait doesn't 'trigger' you, rather you decide to test how 'courageous' your partner is. Qingque tense up first in embarrassment and then in bliss as you plant your lips against her pussy. You can feel the strongest stench out of her womanly slit as you do so, her traitorous moan confirming she had a bit of a desire to see a man 'clean her up'.
Your tongue explores the uncharted cunt, making sure that the thin layer of sweat at the entrance and by the clit are first dealt with before going deeper. The young woman shudders as you ruthlessly tease her slutty hole, further eroding her hesitation as you make sure she comes a few more times. A finger then daringly prod her anus, this virgin hole of hers resisting but then allowing it to squeeze into that tight embrace. Qingque shudders with renewed desire, and her moans grow cuter by the second.
Then, with equal ruthlessness, you make sure that she is truly deprived of the capacity of verbalizing her thoughts by planting your girlcum-stained lips against her open mouth. She appears shocked when that kiss ensued, perhaps mortified to taste her own sweaty and flavorful smell against her tasting buds.
Qingque still doesn't falter over the bliss before her, and she opens her legs some more. She feels your dig digging at her entrance, prodding and then slamming inside. As she had told you, she wasn't a virgin, but it was clear she had only small toys to play with - nothing matching your size.
You are soon scraping into her meaty halls, making sure that her pussy grows intimate with your rod while it slowly pump in... and then out. The pistoning is slow, but it gets Qingque further into it. You are soon drilling into her, making sure she knew her place and-
"Wh-What are you two doing?!"
A loud feminine voice exclaims, and you both turn to see a pink-haired woman with Qingque's petite frame staring aghast at the scene... right as you creampie Qingque.
"Ah~ Boossss~!"
A wrong moment to greet the Master Diviner herself.
Fu Xuan is far from amused by what had just occurred.
The Xianzhou Luofu is a New Brand of Weird - Part 2
"You have a lot of nerve to come here to 'help', and then put one of my laziest workers out of commission for hours!"
Fu Xuan is pissed, and you can only nod as she grills you on the matter. You have fucked up (literally) and now you can only take the punishment for whatever it was. A fine, or maybe outright expulsion.
Yet, the pinkette regards you with a sense of contemplation. She seems to be thinking on what to do next, and you wonder, with some concern, if she could see about the Curio and if she could learn about the many women you already pleased.
She has a fist brought to her chin, and her expression morphs into one of... intrigue.
"Alas, your presence here is needed. So, your punishment shall be inflicted upon the crime you have been caught committing."
You don't understand what that entailed... at first. Then you feel a bit nervous as she escorts you out of her office and into her bedroom. She tells you to stip down to nothing, and she does the same. Then, with a calm strut, she lies on the bed and gives you a single order.
"Since I have been missing on a bath too, you shall clean me with your tongue too."
You are very confused by this turn of events, and you wonder if all women of the Xianzhou have something of a smell fetish. Then again, you feel that Fu Xuan's scent is a bit more 'delicate' compared to Qingque. It was clear to you that Qingque had skipped baths far more than her boss did, and as you approach her, she tells you a few rules.
"N-No sex, and no taking initiative. Starts with- with my armpits."
A very tall request, but considering she is the de-facto leader of the Luofu, you feel like you don't have much of a choice. And, at the same time, you can tell that Fu Xuan is truly into it. Her entire body spasms as you tease her pits with your tongue. She stinks a bit, but it was clear she enjoyed the feeling of your tongue cleaning her sweaty spots. Her breath grew heavier, her eyes unfocused and, despite her initial rules she asks you to tease her groin too.
You reach with your left palm, softly teasing her clit and then slipping two fingers into her pussy. Shuddering, Fu Xuan squirts intensely through the 'tongue-bath'. You finished one pit, then the other, and finally you got to smooch at her smooth cunt. The Master Diviner sure had quite the eventful experience through your efforts as she decides to have a 'hour long break' after you are done.
You expect her to invite you to fuck her too, but she refuses on the ground that-
"I-I already have someone in mind for that. So, leave at once, we can speak tomorrow!"
You flinch at that, but you feel most annoyed that all you went through earlier that morning to try and speak with the current leader of the Luofu led you to more sex and no progress.
While fucking was fun...
It could get annoying if that ruins your job.
The Xianzhou Luofu is a New Brand of Weird - Part 3
You find yourself in Aurum Alley.
The place had recently gotten renovated after some members of the Astral Express took it upon themselves to invest and make sure it could outpace an IPC takeover.
The food served there is delicious to console your own grievances, but you are not alone in that struggle. In a rather curious development, the girl sitting beside you is going through her own issues. She is a Foxian with dull green hair, and missing a tail.
She introduces herself as Huohuo and actually apologizes if her sobbing is distracting. You hardly noticed she was crying as you had been deep in your thoughts, so you reply it is fine.
Nodding, the girl goes back to her meal, sobbing quietly and now getting you interested on what could have gotten her in such a spot. Maybe it was your own sadness that pulled your focus onto her, but her narration is enough to paint a situation a bit worse than yours.
Huohuo remarks how she had been tasked to take care of Heliobi for a while, and that she had lost a Heliobus that had possessed her tail and been supportive of her. You realize that Huohuo is not exactly a person that has many friends, or that opens up too earnestly around those few she had. A bullied victim, and someone that kind of reminds you of yourself.
You may have not been bullied that much, but you were the 'nerd', and you definitely got the heat from some of those 'hotshots' scientists back at the Space Station for being 'neither smart enough to be a researcher, nor someone that can fight like a security guard'.
After she is done talking, you return her tale with yours. You remark how you ended up in the Space Station, how your work can be tedious and lacks any gratification in the long run, but also about the Curio and how it came to change all that 'safety blanket' you once had for the status quo.
For her part, Huohuo seemed raptly captured by your own story and she comments here and there. She is curious and yet somewhat at a more eased mood as you finish talking to her. She inquires if you wished to do it with her, but you mention how you don't 'fuck around any woman left and right' and... that she looks like she needs a hug at the very best.
That last bit stuns the Foxian and she appears nervous for a moment, then she contemplates something and... she offers a shy smile.
"I-I wouldn't mind a hug."
It was such a simple request, and you open up your arms to her.
"Come here, then."
She hesitates, shoulders stiffening, but ultimately the girl knows she needs and deserves it.
Leaning onto you, the girl wraps her arms around your waist, while you wrap yours around her neck. She sighed as she nuzzles her chin against your shoulder and then whispers two words.
"Thank you."
The next few hours are a bit weird for you, but... also 'natural'. You feel like what comes next is meant to be. You are invited by Huohuo to her place to rest, she even offers her to share the bed since she has a single bedroom and she doesn't wish you to sleep on the floor.
There is no sex or nudity, but the heartwarming intimacy that is cuddle-sleeping opens up to a few questions regarding your current situation.
Two in particular keep troubling you as you feel her soft snoring against your chest and her furry foxy ears twitching at your own breath.
Could this be my future girlfriend? If so... how would the entire Curio situation work from this point onward?
AN
MC contemplates the big questions as he's hit by Huohuo's fragility and craving for affection.