AN: First at the bottom is a poll for who to have join the harem…You have two votes, chose wisely. Second, no I will not be replacing Fem-Vergil or Nero from Extra, I like those two's potential. Also there are so many Tsunderes cause they are funny...To me. I would overboard with the EX according to Kinunatzs, So I am making a not here of the fact. "Kratos Pendragon," I may later…But for now I can say that Shirou and Naruto will more than likely meet at one point so you can get a glimpse. Also "ApologeticGuy," you seem to be complaining just for the sake of complaining, especially since I hadn't released a second chapter yet…Plus I warned you in the summery of a lot of what I would have. So hold your tongue, or hands in this case. Anyways let's get the fic on the road.
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Higher Being (i.e. Demon, Grail, ect) speaking
Higher Being thinking
Introductions and a New Beginning:
Fuyuki City Hospital: March 11th, 2001: 12 PM
When Kiritsugu Emiya opened his eyes he was momentarily confused about where he was, until he remembered what happened the previous night. When he did he almost vomited at the thought of the devastation he inadvertently caused by having Saber destroy the Grail, and only years of work as a freelance assassin kept the impulse in check.
Emiya then glanced at where the boy he rescued from the fire was, and was surprised at what he saw. After all who wouldn't be surprised when they saw a kid being cuddled by a very attractive nurse; now some would assume that she had impure intentions, but Kiritsugu could tell, from years of analyzing people so he could properly tell if his target deserved to die along with numerous other small queues from human body language, that she didn't…in fact her motivations were that she had been overcome by the power of the "kawaii" that the boy gave off.
Almost instantly the killer in him thought up at least a dozen ways he could use that reflex to kill female targets, but he quickly and ruthlessly suppressed it. He, despite his habits as an assassin telling him it would be a good idea, had no intention of turning the boy into a mini him.
Clearing his throat and putting on a smile he spoke up: "As entertaining as what your doing Mrs., I would like to speak to the boy please."
The nurse seemed to jump when she heard Kiritsugu's voice, but she gained control of herself quickly enough before excusing herself from the room, blushing as she left. You see the thing is that the kid gave off a slight aura, one that only really affects those unaware of magic (for now), that made people more comfortable around him.
Naruto pouted at the retreat of the nurse, as he was unused to much positive human interaction that hug he received was one of the best feelings he had ever received, and when he spoke his disappointment was very clear: "Why'd ya send her away? That felt so nice."
Emiya chuckled slightly at the kid's facial expression, however that question and statement sent a few warning bells ringing in his head. However he pushed that down for now so he could focus on talking to him: "Seemed that way kid, I have a few questions for you if you don't mind."
The blond thought for a few seconds, wondering what to say, before nodding as he responded: "Okay, as long as you don't mind answering some of mine."
The black haired man was a little surprised by the request, but decided that it wouldn't hurt anything, and with that in mind: "Very well, but how about we make a game of it? I ask one question, and then you ask one….Sound fair?"
The whiskered kid smiled brightly as he nodded in response: "Hey, does that count as your first question?"
The magus killer laughed lightly in response: "I guess it does, so what's your first question kid?"
The young Uzumaki's face scrunched up as he thought, and the magus could honestly say that if he was a woman he would probably find it extremely cute as is though he merely found it entertaining.
However a few minutes later the kid seemed to have decided on what the most pressing question he had was: "Who are you?"
Expecting that to be the first question the boy made, Kiritsugu had already decided that the simplest answer would be the best one for now: "I am Kiritsugu Emiya, a business man"…None of what he had said was a lie at any rate, he was a man in business, just one that was not normally thought of in conjunction with that sentence… "And you are?"
The kid stared at him for a little while, as if trying to find any hidden cues that he was lying; that made a few more alarm bells ring, after all what kind of kid would need that kind of skill…Only three types came to mind, one worse than the other. The first possibility was that he was an orphan, a badly mistreated one; a foster kid with abusive parents; or that he was being trained as a child soldier or assassin, and as cold hearted as it sounds he would prefer the first…If only because it would be that much easier to adopt the kid and give him normal life.
The boy finally seemed to find something, and smiled lightly before responding: "I'm Naruto (this time he doesn't know his last name, makes it a bit different from most other fics). Where am I?"
The assassin blinked once before his mind came to the obvious conclusion that the kid had suffered some form of amnesia: "You're in the Fuyuki City Hospital, I brought you here after finding you in that fire last night. Do you have amnesia, in other words do yo remember anything?"
The blond looked at the merc confusedly: "Of course I do. Some mob decided to chase me to try and 'teach me to respect my betters' before a shinobi in the group used some kind of seal on me that sent me here. Anyway how far is Konoha from here?"
Kiritsugu was concerned when the kid talked about being chased by a mob as if it was a semi-regular occurrence for him, however at the same time he was confused when he mentioned Konoha as he had never even heard of it: "I'm not sure where that place is. Can you try and give me a better idea of what you're talking about?"
Naruto was stunned at this, and it showed when he spoke next: "What do you mean you: 'You're not sure where Konoha is?' It's one of the five great Shinobi Villages, and it's in the Land of Fire!"
Emiya blinked, the only shinobi village in existence was located in Kyoto, and the ninja who dwelt there had no name for their village. He was more aware then most Magi, who were only aware of them because the shinobi were supposedly part of Japanese magical society, who dwelt in Japan were of those Shinobi because they contracted him to help them modernize to be better able to deal with the challenges their profession had them deal with.
As such he spoke up: "I'm afraid there is no Shinobi village by that name, the only Shinobi village still in existence is located in Kyoto and the shinobi who dwell there have no name for their village."
The blond was shocked at this information, and at the same time two new ideas presented themselves to the mercenary. "This kid speaks of Shinobi Villages as if their common place where he's from, along with their names. So he was either thrown through time, either forward or backwards, to arrive here…Or he's from an alternate dimension."
Alternate dimensions were not just interesting theories to most Magi who were in the know, especially ones who knew about the infamous Zelretch. The vampire was known to do things that would break the fabric of space and time when he was bored, so it wouldn't be too far of a stretch to think that the old sorcerer had something to do with this, if only to alleviate his boredom (and as already stated, he did, just not in the way Kiritsugu is thinking).
Fortunately though, while this did complicate things a little, it did not change the intentions of the famed, or infamous, "Magus Killer" in the slightest, if anything it only made him want to adopt the kid more, as there were definitely no relatives the kid could go to.
With that thought in mind he spoke up: "I am aware that this probably isn't the best time to bring this up, but if you want I can and will adopt you. You don't have to answer right now, take however long you need, but don't take too long, as the hospital has a habit of sending orphans to state run orphanages where they get lost in the bureaucracy (I know not orphanages are like that, but sometimes a writer changes things to make his writing easier)."
Naruto scowled at that, "It seems no matter where I go orphanages are badly mismanaged. I think I'll take you up on your offer Mr. Emiya, I have already been in an orphanage before, and it was the least pleasant time of my life."
CHAPTER COMPLETE!
Next time: Time Skip and Flashbacks
CURRENT HAREM MEMBER LISTS:
Servant List: Arturia (the original one from Fate and Zero), Saber Lily (an alternate version of Arturia), Joan of Arc (Bladestorm version), Fem-Gilgamesh (alternate dimension version of Gil so there can be a mirror match….Tsundere), Fem-Vergil (for the lolz, the potential, and the badass…Also a Tsundere), Nero (From Fate/Extra), also someone made a VERY good case about adding in Saber Alter (Dark version of Saber/Arturia) so she's also in….Please note these servants are all Saber Class
Non-Servant(s): Rin Toshaka (Tsundere)
POLL FOR WHO GETS IN, ONLY TWO ARE GETTING IN SO VOTE WISELY (ALSO IF THERE IS SOMEONE HERE YOU ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH LOOK THEM UP ON THE FATE WIKI):
Illya (older looking as I had it pointed out to me that she actually is older so I figured I'd fix that): 4
Tamamo No Mae (Kitsune trickster from Extra): 2
Sakura Matou: 2
Aoko Aozaki (The Blue): 1
Arcueid Brunestud (The White Princess/Zelretch's surrogate granddaughter): 1
Mordred (she's a girl in the series she's in as saber Red): 1
Alternate version I create (not a traitor to Camelot, probably Alter or Lily's Daughter): 1
Medusa (not actually summoned, still fulfils most of her cannon role…But she will eventually join the team even if not voted to join the Harem): 1
Vote ends next chapter as that is when we start to get into the meat of the fic.
Anyways, review please.