I break your door in
I sneak in the basement
It is my home now
But you never find out
Cause I am sneaky
I am the Kronya man
I go up at night
And disguise as your simps!
Aaaah!
[Bridge]
But one day, you find out there is a Kronya inside the basement and you call the Knights
But the Knights don't take it seriously
So you call the Jeralts Mercenaries™ instead!
[Verse 2]
The Jeralt Mercenaries™
Are ill-equipped
They only have human busting weapons
But they should've brought a shotgun
But I have a gun so I kill them instead
Oh no, it's murder!
Jeralt is ded : (
