UCPW/JWW Fight Club: Summer's End 03

Commentators
Glynda Goodwitch (RWBY)
Abnes (Neptunia)
Sajuna Inui (My Dress-Up Darling)

Chapter 3

Tenma Tsukamoto was sitting in the chair, in the middle of the dark room.

"80 days… 80 days since we won the World Tag Team Titles. And we never defended them." Tenma said, as The Judgment Day was behind her, "And what did Winter Schnee do? …like always… She ruined our fun. I mean, yes. We're supposed to defend these titles… but on our time. And Winter had the gall to strip us of the titles, and ban us from entering this year's Golden Gauntlet."

Kyoko said, "But she didn't say she'd ban us from JWW Osaka. Sayaka and I will represent The Judgment Day… and bring back the World Tag Team Championship, the same titles we never lost."

Sayaka added, "And even so… All of the competition is there. The Golden Empire… The Rascals… The New Day… Legado… The Bloodline… They all want the same goal, when they all know… it's ours first. We're not just bringing the gold to JWW, we're bringing it back to The Judgment Day."

Tenma stated, "And Winter, you can slap all the rules and regulations, all you want… But every time you say "You Win!", we always come out and prove you wrong. Just like when Mami Tomoe brought home the Women's World Title and The Queen of Osaka crown. Well, we're sending a message to every single team… and to Reine Murasame, as well. By the end of the night… The Judgment Day will run both brands."

The ring goes black, as the announcer called "Ladies and gentleman… Lily Fuma."

The guitar strums, and the spotlight is shone in the ring. But all there was inside was a guitar, stool, and a microphone. The lights go on, as theme music plays.

Say her name and… She appears!
I believe in Lily!

The fans clapped along, and sang "I believe in Lily!" Lily turns around, and smiles at the camera.

NOTE: She's my Joe Hendry from "TNA". She used to be my Elias.

Cuz they love her in London, and Paris, and Tokyo
America, Scotland, and Canada, and Mexico
They say

The crowd sang along, "I believe in Lily! I believe in Lily!" Lily hopped to the apron, as the fans were cheering wildly. Lily waved her arms out, as the next line was sung.

(Abnes): Ohhhh, man! I miss all this! First, the YEET! Now, this!

(Sajuna): Sit down, Abnes!

Wave your hands from
side-to-side and say…

(Glynda): NO, she's like that. Abnes is helping Lily get the crowd going.

Lily waved her arms to the crowd, as they waved along.

(Sajuna): Now I'm glad Joanna Stevens bailed on Fight Club. I mean, she's the President of the Lily Fuma Fan Club.

Oh, I believe in Lily
Lily Fuma!
She's the prestigious

Lily hopped to the corner and waved her arms around, and then headed to the center of the ring.

(Glynda): Listen to this ovation in Seattle! Lily Fuma of JWW, and what a special event for us to see!

Wave your hands from
Side-to-side and say…

Oh, I believe in Lily
Lily Fuma
She's the prestigious one!

Fans cheered, as Lily posed to the fans in the center of the ring, and they applauded.

(Sajuna): Came close to winning the NXT Title, if not for Blanc's cheap tactics.

Lily grabbed her guitar and smiled, "Hello, I'm Lily… and I want everyone to know… WHO WANTS TO BELIEVE IN LILY?" They cheered, as Lily chuckled, "Some things never change. Man, it's good to be back. I wanted to say, all of you in the JWW Galaxy, you really cheered me on, despite my hardships, and my failures. I promise you… I will get another crack. And that's why I am here, to give the JWW Galaxy and the UCPW Universe a special concert, and I believe all of you will enjoy this."

She prepared up and said, "Now, before I begin, I want to make an announcement. You see, while I was this close to winning the NXT Title, I decided maybe… I go after a bigger title. Which is why… I'm on the hunt for the JWW World Championship, or the Universal Championship, but… I have to get in line. BUT SCREW LINES! Because, as of this moment, Lily Fuma has entered her name in this year's Grand Tournament!" The fans cheered on, as Lily chuckled, "Yeah… So, whoever it is, just know this… If and when I win, I'm after pure gold. And speaking of gold, I know someone who's a champion of sorts in UCPW and in JWW. With that said, lemme say… Silence your cellphones, hold your applause, and–. Oops! That's the old me. This is what I was supposed to say… But for this special occasion, I wrote a song for a special someone… and everyone will love it."

She tuned her guitar and said, "Well, almost everyone."

She sang her song:
Lily Fuma is a wrestler
And a strong one, you know…
And she belongs in JWW
Whether Osaka, or Tokyo…

(Lily strums, as the fans wave their hands out slowly)

Lily was the hottest thing
In all of Tokyo
But riding in a Vespa
along came Haruko

She's a top tier star from Parts Unknown
Who cares about free space
She was a top market free agent
With a razor sharp face

The fans laughed, as it showed Haruko with a toothy grin.

(Abnes): DAMN!

Everybody wants Haruko
Named for her proud stead
It's too bad no one warned her
She's aiming for a forehead

Haruharu is a sneak,
And loves to tease and flirt
It's no wonder Fooly Cooly
Was buried in the dirt.

The fans laughed, as it showed the FLCL logo with the word "Canceled" marked in red.

(Sajuna): Well, it's true.

NOTE: This is actually true. FLCL ended after Shoegaze.

We may never know why
Haruko wants your head
Maybe she's a brain surgeon
And wants your skull instead

Now she's here, with two belts
One for her and her guitar
But Lily knew, that second belt
Was to lock down her Vespa-r

The fans see Haruko near her Vespa, wrapped only in the UCPW Women's Tag Team Championship and Osaka Championship.

(Abnes): Ahhh, hahahahahahaha!
(Sajuna): Okay… Way outta line.

NOTE: I didn't tell you where she wore it, since it wasn't PG.

The fans clapped, as Lily sang her chorus.

Believe in Lily…
No one cares of that Vespa creep
She's just a fetish
Who knows how to be in skin deep

If you walk by,
And if you ever see Haruko
Then like their channels,
Just tell her simply… N-O!

She strummed along. She stopped playing and cheered, "EVERYONE!" They clapped along.

(Lily, & the Seattle Crowd): Believe in Lily…
No one cares of that Vespa creep
She's just a fetish
Who knows how to be in skin deep

She resumed playing.

If you walk by,
And if you ever see Haruko
Then like their channels,
Just tell her simply… N-O!

Lily finished her song, as the fans cheered wildly. They chanted "We Believe! We Believe!" Lily smiled and said, "WOW! Seattle's in a partying mood tonight!"

Haruko came out in a chorus of boos and roared, "Alright, ENOUGH! That's enough! I have heard enough of this bullshit! This, coming from a has-been who's a former hand-me-down champion! Lily, you waited 8 years in your crusade, and I only did it in nearly 24 years! I've done so much, and where were you, when it happened? Oh, wait… While I was busy with finding the right boy to harvest, you were in your mother's womb! When I was searching for the strong power, you were training in combat at only 1st grade! And when I met my good friend, Kana Koumoto, – Hi, Kana! – you were too busy howling at the moon!" They booed, as Haruko held her guitar up and said, "So, tell me, Lily… Do you believe in me now? Because I sure as hell don't believe in you."

Lily said, "Well, look who it is… The Hottest thing in UCPW! I mean, Megu-nee signed you, but then you were a target for Lana Kane. Now, look at you. You became Osaka Champion, and 2-time Women's Tag Team Champion, with your Muse Buddy Kotori Minami."

"Hey… Kotori isn't here. She and I have plans, since we're the 2-time defending Tag Team Champions, and we proved it against all and any Women's Tag Teams. You call me a creep? Well, I'm no creeper… and I'm not a freak. I'm the whole damn show! When I joined UCPW, I was a hot commodity! I was a champ! And you… What have you done? You went from deadly dark ninja to prissy little minstrel." Haruko smirked, "It's no wonder how you failed at the NXT Title… OH! And it's not as bad as getting fired."

The fans booed.

(Sajuna): Too far.

Lily puts the guitar down and beckons to the ring. Haruko runs in, guitar in hand, and tackles her down, punching away. Lily was punched down in the corner, and Haruko held her guitar, ready to swing.

Haruo swung her guitar, but Lily dodged it, and caught her with a choke to the neck.

(Glynda): SWING AND A MISS!
(Abnes): CHOKESLAM COMING!

SLAM!
Lily hits a chokeslam onto Haruko, and Haruko rolls out of the ring.

(Sajuna): Standing Ovation! Haruko Haruhara just got dropped!

The fans cheered wildly, as Haruko held herself, armed with her guitar. She roared, "THIS ISN'T OVER!"

The fans waved along, as Lily's theme plays (at the Wave your Hands bridge). Haruko walked off, as she held her titles high and called, "This will never be you! You're always gonna be a loser!"

(Glynda): Lily Fuma got the last laugh! But Haruko has not yet begun to fight!

(Abnes): She deserves it! Just like that!

(Sajuna): How dare she mention UCPW to Lily! I know Lily, more than anything…

(Glynda): Lily Fuma did keep the Seattle crowd living it up, as does our next match!

Nodoka Miyazaki was sitting at the table, with Yue Ayase, Yuna Akashi, & Haruna Fatu (Saotome) behind her. Haruna was holding the Ula Fala in her hands, in a prayer, over Nodoka.

"While Kandy Potter eradicates Lara Gonzalez… Tonight, The Bloodline is going to bring home gold, again." Nodoka Miyazaki said, "The Dynasty… We are close to JWW perfection. Neo… consider herself lucky she's not in The Grand Tournament. Been there, done that. And look where she is.
Just know this… … … The Bloodline is after gold, too. But I ain't waiting. Yue, not only will she be in the Golden Gauntlet, to reclaim the World Tag Team Titles, they are going to represent The Bloodline, in this year's Grand Tournament. And so am I. Because Dawn says she's done with us? It's not over.
Once Kandy Potter is done with the O.T.C., she's after you, Dawn.
First, The Golden Gauntlet…
Then, The Grand Tournament…
And then, The World Title.
And you can… … …ACKNOWLEDGE ME!"

Haruna puts the lei over Nodoka's neck and said, "And don't worry… This ain't going nowhere."

They raised their index fingers up, ending the promo.

XXXXX

Seina & Mayura were preparing.

Mayura Ichikawa said, "Hey, listen… We put The Final Testament behind us, and we have officially got a clear path!"

Seina Katsura smiled, "Yes, sir! Because we are looking to make it the BIG 1-4! And win back our World Tag Team Championship, in our first Golden Gauntlet, BAAAAAAY-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Mayura chuckled, "Yes, and we are so sorry for The Judgment Day, losing out of their World Tag Titles, but hey… If we win, then your girls, the…"
"NEW DAY!" Seina & Mayura cheered.
"...are going to give you a fair and easy title defense!"

"And, let's face it… We know you'd never defend these titles. You were running around over Chiaki & Priest, The Terror Twins." Seina said, "Jokes aside, we are ashamed that we're not getting a JWW Tag Team Title shot, because those are the titles we need to complete the Trifecta."

"Trifecta, baby."

"Those robot girls, we felt bad for them, and it's unfair! UNFAIR! Unfair that The Judgment Day did it to themselves, and ruined Chacha & Nas's moment!"

"We just felt sorry for Robo-Girls. So, once you're done updating your circuits… if you can hear us… If you can see us, if you can even look at us! We want to make it up to you, by taking your JWW Galaxy Tag Team Championship!"

"Because, we have won UCPW Tag Team Gold…"
"12 times!"
"We've won NXT Tag Team Gold…"
"Add one, makes 13."
"…and all that's missing is the JWW Tag Team Titles." Seina laughed, "So, Chachamaru, Nastenka, after we win (or somehow get out of the Gauntlet Match), we're issuing an open challenge, when you put your Galaxy Tag Team Titles against Seina Katsura and Mayura Ichikawa!"

Mayura laughed, "Because, everyone in the galaxy knows that we're running the cosmos. Until then, we look forward to the challenge of The Robo-Girls… and name the time and place, Chacha and Nas, because you're looking at THE! NEXT!"
They swayed their hips and Mayura chanted, "J! W! W! GALAXY! TAG! TEAM! CHAMPIONS!"

Seina hollered, "BECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUSE! New! Day rocks! New Day rocks!" Seina and Mayura clap together, "New! Day rocks!"

XXXXX

(Sajuna): I have a feeling Chachamaru and Nastenka are gonna be ornery over the Robo-Girls remark.

(Glynda): Well, nonetheless, The Golden Gauntlet in our main event, tonight, and speaking of… Ten nights ago, we had a Gauntlet Eliminator Match. It was Pretty Deadly, Chachamaru & Nastenka, and Tampa Fight Club, in a triple threat match. Now, we're going to take you back to the closing moments of the match. Tampa Fight Club defeated Chachamaru & Nastenka, thus the Galaxy Tag Team Titles will be defended. And then, this happened.

UCPW – 10 nights ago

Scenes show The Judgment Day assault Chachamaru & Nastenka, as Tampa Fight Club's Eri Sawachika and Asahi Sakurai left the ring. After that, Ruby, Velvet, & Jessica chase off The Judgment Day, who escape, jeering at their faces.

(Glynda): And because of their actions, General Manager Winter Schnee had this to say to The Judgment Day.

Winter called out, "As of now, Chachamaru & Nastenka, you are officially OUT of the Golden Gauntlet! Because, after agreeing with the rest of the General Managers, the Golden Gauntlet Match will now be… for the vacant World Tag Team Championship!
And moreover, Kyoko, Sayaka, you will be entering the Golden Gauntlet, but… the rest of The Judgment Day is BANNED from ringside!"

Cut to Chachamaru & Nastenka, who are holding their championship titles.

"Kyoko Sakura… Sayaka Miki… You just had to blow it." Chachamaru said, "Tonight was supposed to be our night, to be the first tag team to win The Golden Gauntlet, to retain our championships, and you came along and ruined it."

Nastenka said, "If only you had defended those World Tag Team Titles, this wouldn't be happening. Now, we want payback for cheating us out of card."

Chachamaru said, "For starters, New Day. We humbly listened to you for your challenge, but we shall put this under consideration, for the time being."

Nastenka stated, "Because we have problems of our own! Judgment Day! Glorious Power! It matters not who you called now! You owe us! Next week, we challenge Judgment Day! They come to JWW, and we teach them lesson! We personally invite you!"

Chachamaru nodded, "And ladies, I suggest you leave Queen Mami in the back. Because we want to up the ante to your Street Cred, as you call it…" They both agreed and said, "Street Fight!"

The fans cheered, as the promo ends.

XXXXX

Mizore heads to the ring, as she was on the stage.

(Announcer): This next contest is set for one fall, and it's for the JWW International Championship! Introducing first, representing Ice Queendom, she is the International Champion… … … Mizore Shirayuki!

(Glynda): Coming up, in a matter of moments, Ice Queendom's Mizore Shirayuki will begin an Open Challenge for her International Title! Who will accept?