"Hey" - (Normal Talking)
"What in the world?" - (Thoughts)
{"What happened?"} - (Communication)
"Finger Pistol" - (Techniques)
"And that's what she did" - (Flashback)
":No trespassing:" - (Reading a note/book/sign etc)
Opening by Neostardustdragin101
The wind blows wildly through a meadow going through a small town before revealing two figures standing atop of a telephone poll back to back. These were Naruto and Ranma both flashed grins as they stuck out a peace sign.
taikutsu na madobe ni fukikomu kaze ni
kao wo shikameta no wa terekusasa no uragaeshi
Naruto and Ranma rush out the Tendo dojo putting on their back packs with a piece of toast in their mouths.
aimai ni unazuku tenohira no kyou
egaite'ru jibun wa sukoshi oogesa de
nanika kawarisou na ki ga shite iru yo
kokoro ni yobikakeru kimi no sei da ne
Genma in panda form comes out yelling at the two only to be swatted away by a fox tail.
kumorizora nozoita yokan
te wo nobasou itsu yori mo chikarazuyoi yuuki de
As the walk down the sidewalk Akane and Nabiki catch up to them Ranma and Akane sneering at each other while Nabaki wraps her arm around Naruto who rolls his eyes, Shampoo hiding behind a tree narrows her eyes at this
hikari mo kage mo mada tookute sore de mo bokura wa
yasashisa no riyuu ga shiritai
ima wa dare no namae de mo nai kagayaki no kanata e
zenbu kako ni naru mae ni mitsuke ni ikou
Kuno swooned over Akane as she walked by while Ryoga simply shook his head while trying not to swoon himself.
kono sekai wa marude tayorinai ne to
usobuku boku no me wo karakau you ni
kimi ga mite'ru sora wa naniiro darou?
kitto aoku takaku kiyoraka na hazu
Naruto and Ranma train together when suddenly the boys falls into the water jumping out in his female form narrowing her eyes at Naruto who was in his kitsune form.
kotoba no mama ja modokashikute dakara nando de mo
bukiyou ni kasanete shimau ne
yorokobi mo kanashimi mo koko de imi ga umareru koto
futari kizukihajimete'ru sono riyuu mo
Happosai sneaks through the shadows smirking as he sees a dresser opening it to find Kushina's panties. Suddenly he feels a wave of killing intent and sees Kushina standing behind him.
kotoba no mama ja modokashikute
nando de mo bukiyou ni kasanete shimau yo
koe ni naranai setsunasa goto
kono omoi, kimi ni todoke
Naruto, Ranma, Ryoga, Shampoo, Kuno, and Ukyo stand together in front of the dojo running out at the shadowed figures jumping at them one of them being a green haired girl with lightning around her
hikari mo kage mo mada tookute sore de mo bokura wa
yasashisa no riyuu ga shiritai
Naruto and Ranma along with Ryoga began beating down any and all enemies that came their way while Shampoo jumped into the unleashing a flurry of kicks with Ukiyo swinging her spatula blowing away her foes.
ima wa dare no namae de mo nai kagayaki no kanata e
zenbu kako ni naru mae ni mitsuke ni ikou
Naruto lands back on the ground with Ranma both smiling as they fist bump suddenly Nabiki jumps on Naruto's back kissing his cheek while Akane wraps her arm around Ranma both blushing.
kimi ga kako ni naru mae ni mitsukeru kara
The gang looks towards the horizon giving a thumbs up
(Nermia Ward)
In the Nermia Ward of Japan, a blonde haired teen was unpacking his stuff inside his new room in the home that he and his family had just finished moving into
The teens blonde hair was spiky, and he had blue eyes and whisker marks on his cheeks. This was Naruto Uzumaki, aged 16.
"Are you unpacked yet, brat?!" a female voice yelled down the hallway.
"Yea, I am" Naruto said, as he sighed and laid on his bed, thinking about what caused them to have to move.
"Are you pining for your ex, brat?" a red haired older woman asked, leaning against the doorway, with her arms crossed over her chest. This was Kushina, Naruto's mother.
Naruto scoffed at this. "She was not my ex," he said, as he looked up at her.
"Pfft. Yeah, sure you'd say that" Kushina said with a chuckle.
"I wouldn't have moved if she was my girlfriend," Naruto said firmly, as he sat up on his bed.
"Ok, 3 things brat. 1; we were gonna move anyway, since I need to open a restaurant in this area, as I've heard it's prime area. 2; while that girl was high maintenance, she at least cared….when she wasn't making you crazy" Kushina said with a teasing smirk at her teenage son.
Naruto's eyebrow twitched in irritation at this. "And what's number 3?" he asked with a scowl.
"Oh, you will know soon enough" Kushina said with an evil grin
"Kushina, would you stop teasing Naruto?" an older blond man said from behind Kushina. This was Minato, Naruto's father and Kushina's husband.
"Woman, I swear, if this is a way to make me continue the family martial arts, I'm gonna -" Naruto was saying with a growl, before he was cut off.
"What's wrong with it? You are pretty good at it, after training with me and your dad, when you were a kid" Kushina said with a smile.
"Oh yea, it worked out really well. Especially at the training ground in China!" Naruto said with a snarky tone.
"Speaking of which, here for school, which starts in an hour," Minato said, as he tossed his son an umbrella and a canteen.
"It should stay hot all day, brat. Now, get your school clothes on, and grab your lunch. School starts soon, and I'm taking breakfast off the table in 20 minutes!" Kushina yelled, as she walked out of the room.
Naruto made a mocking noise at his mother at this, while his father shook his head, as he also left his son to get dressed.
(Later)
Naruto was walking down the street, making his way to school, while wearing a black shirt and black trousers, and over that he was wearing an orange, long-sleeved, hooded cloak, whose tail comes down to his upper calves. And on the back in black, was the Uzumaki spiral.
Naruto also had his emergency canteen strapped to his hip, which was specially made to use batteries to keep the water inside hot for up to 12 hours, before he had to recharge it.
"Ok, Furinkan High School," Naruto said. as he looked around and spotted a school, and saw that several teens were running towards it, wearing school uniforms.
Naruto then walked through the gates into the school grounds.
As he walked, some of the students noticed him, since he was not in the school uniform and his hair really stood out, since blondes were not common in Japan.
"You think this is another guy here to fight Saotome?" a teen boy whispered to his friend.
"I sure hope not. He's kinda cute" one of the girls nearby said, before she and the other girls near her started to giggle.
Naruto chuckled nervously at the attention he was getting, before he looked at a teen girl nearby. She had brown hair that was in a bob cut down to her shoulders.
"Um, do you know where the office is? I'm new here" Naruto asked the teen girl with a smile.
"In the building to the right. Are you a new student?" the girl asked curiously.
"Yea, I am actually. The names Naruto Uzumaki" he said as he smiled at her.
"Your name means fishcake?" the teen girl asked with a raised eyebrow.
This caused Naruto to face plant at this, while some of the other students stopped to watch this.
"It also means maelstrom!" Naruto yelled out, as he stood back up.
"Yeah, whatever fishcake," the teen girl said with a wave of her hand, before she walked off, trying not to smile.
Naruto growled at this, as he watched the girl leave.
"Yea, Nabiki is like that to everyone. Don't let it get to you" a teen boy said, getting Naruto's attention. He had black hair, with a small ponytail hanging over his shoulder.
Naruto nodded at this, and started to walk towards the school.
"Halt!" a voice called out, making everyone pause in what they were doing.
Naruto stopped and looked where the voice was coming, and saw a teen boy with short dark brown hair, while wearing a kendo outfit, with the uwagi purple and the hakama black, along with a wooden bokken in his hand.
"Do you need something, Ronin boy?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow, at the odd attire the teen was wearing.
"You will address me as Upperclassmen. Now, who are you?" the teen boy asked with a frown.
"Uh, I'm Naruto Uzumaki, and I'm a new student," Naruto said simply.
"If you're a new student, then why are you not in uniform?" the teen boy asked with a condescending tone.
"Why aren't you?" Naruto asked in return with a raised eyebrow.
This got silence from everyone.
"Oh, great. Well, it looks like the new guy is gonna need saving from Kuno" the pigtailed boy said, as he sighed as a teen girl walked over. She had short black hair and was wearing the normal blue school uniform.
"Then you should tell Kuno to leave him alone, Ranma" the teen girl said with a slight glare at him.
"I don't think he needs it, Akane. The new guy carries himself like a fighter" Ranma said with a shrug.
"The name is Tatewaki Kuno, and you will show me respect, you delinquent" the now named Kuno said, as he pointed his wooden bokken at Naruto.
Naruto raised an eyebrow at this. "Ok, two things. One; respect is earned, not given. You don't just get it by dressing like a samurai Otaku. And two; how the hell am I a delinquent? I just got here, for crying out loud!" he yelled out.
"Your hair, you fool!" Kuno yelled out in frustration.
"What about my hair?" Naruto asked, as he placed his hand on his hair.
"Go and wash the dye out, right this instant!" Kuno yelled, pointing towards the school building.
"Oh, for crying out loud. It's not dyed, ya moron. I'm a natural blonde" Naruto said, as he rolled his eyes. As while blonde hair was rare in Japan, it wasn't that rare anywhere else.
"It is? You're the first blonde in Japan I have seen" Kuno said, blinking in surprise.
Naruto looked at Kuno with a flat look. "You're not that bright, are you?" he asked, as he was getting the feeling Kuno was not that bright.
"How dare you insult me! You are obviously a delinquent. So I shall defeat you, and remove you from our great school!" Kuno yelled out, as he raised his wooden bokken.
Naruto raised an eyebrow at this, and looked at Ranma and Akane. "Is he serious? Or is he off his medication?" he asked curiously.
This got laughs from some of the students watching.
"Well, there is some debate about if he should be on some," Ranma said with a chuckle.
"He is serious, and I wouldn't fight him. He's a loudmouth, but he's strong" Akane said as she was worried the new student would get hurt
Naruto sighed and nodded at this, while Kono was already behind him his bokken raised.
"Have at thee!" he yelled, as he swung his wooden sword down.
Naruto slightly turned to glare at Kuno. "Tekkai," Naruto said, as the bokken made contact with his head….
….And promptly snapped into pieces, as if it was striking against solid steel.
"W-what?" Kuno asked in surprise, as pieces of his destroyed bokken flew through the air.
"Are you done?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.
Everyone was surprised at this, and were looking at this with surprised or shocked looks on their faces.
Ranma blinked in surprise at this.
"Wow, he must have moved fast to break his bokken," Akane said with wide eyes.
"Akane, he didn't move. He just took the hit" Ranma said, as he had sharp eyes so he knew Naruto didn't move.
Akane's eyes widened at this, as everyone knew how strong Kuno's bokken was, and that Kuno was capable of splitting stone with it. So the fact Naruto wasn't affected at all, was surprising.
"I refuse to be disgraced by -" Kuno was saying, as he pulled out another bokken and prepared to swing at Naruto again, before he disappeared.
Again, Ranma blinked in surprise, as he didn't expect this from a new student.
"Ah ha! The coward flees the great Tatewaki Ku -" Kuno was saying with a smug grin, before Naruto appeared behind him in mid air, his leg raised in mid kick.
"Soru" Naruto said simply, as he slammed his leg into Kuno's side and sent him flying into the wall of the school, embedding the wannabe samurai into the wall.
Naruto then landed on his feet easily, and he looked at Kuno and saw he was still conscious. "Wow, you're a durable dimwit, huh Kuno? he asked with a smile.
"Y-you will address me as Upperclass -" Kuno was saying, before he passed out and fell out of the wall.
"Yea, that's not happening. Now, if you excuse me, I have class" Naruto said, as he walked into the school.
The students all watched Naruto in stunned silence, as he went inside the school.
"Huh, that guy is good," Ranma said, as he looked at the indent in the school wall.
"I'm gonna assume that was speed and not teleportation" Akane said, as she dragged Ranma into the school.
"Well, duh. I am just surprised, I could barely keep up" Ranma said, as he mused to himself about the new students' fighting style.
(With Nabiki)
Nabiki was in her classroom, while some of the other students were talking nearby.
She looked to her side, and saw that Kuno was not in class yet.
"Man, I can't believe what that new kid did to Kuno" one boy said in amazement.
Nabiki raised an eyebrow at this, and listened to the group as they talked.
"Yea. I can't believe his bokken broke so easily when it struck him!" another boy said with a nod.
"That was nothing. He teleported behind him, and kicked him so hard he almost went through a wall!" a girl said.
"Yea, that Uzumaki kid could probably take on Saotome," a second girl said with a nod.
Nabiki raised an eyebrow at this, as while Ranma hadn't been in town long, she knew Ranma was pretty strong after seeing him fight Ryoga, Kodachi and those two ice skaters.
"Hmmmm, I should look into this guy. Maybe I can find a way to make some yen off this Uzumaki" Nabiki thought to herself, as the teacher came into the classroom.
(Later)
Akane and Ranma were sitting in their class, and everyone was talking about what happened to Kuno this morning.
The teacher then came into the classroom, with Naruto close behind.
"Ok everyone, we have a new student. This is Naruto Uzumaki, so please make sure you make him feel welcome" the teacher said.
Naruto waved a little at this and smiled.
"Ok, we have time for a few questions for our new student. So if anyone -" the teacher was saying, before all the students raised their hands.
"Ok Ranma" the teacher said with a nod.
"What was that style you used to beat Kuno?" Ranma asked, putting his hand down.
"Family style, so secret" Naruto said with a chuckle, at how interested everyone seemed to be as they paid attention.
"Your family is famous?" Akane asked curiously.
"Well, not famous. But I think my mom's family were all ninjas back in the old days" Naruto said with a shrug, as he thought about this.
This got murmurs from the class, who all looked at Naruto with wide eyes.
"Ok, we have time for one more quick question," the teacher said.
A girl held up her hand at this. "Are you dating anyone?" she asked with a smile.
This got giggles from the other girls, while Akane rolled her eyes at this.
"No, I'm not," Naruto said, as he rolled his eyes at this question.
This made the girls all giggle even more, as they whispered amongst themselves.
"Ok Mr Uzumaki, I think there is a free seat next to Ranma" the teacher said, as he pointed out said seat.
Naruto nodded in thanks, as he approached said seat and sat down as the class started.
(Later)
It was now lunchtime and Ranma was outside, sitting under a tree as he ate his lunch, which was made by Kasumi, Akane's older sister.
As he ate, he noticed a group of girls running past him, as if looking for something.
"I swear he went this way!" one of the girls said, as she led the way past Ranma.
Ranma watched this, and then looked up at the tree. "You can come out, they are gone now" he said.
The tree branch shook, as Naruto dropped down next to Ranma, holding his own lunch.
"Huh, normally only my mom or my stalker finds me that easily. Your name's Ranma, right?" Naruto said with a chuckle.
"That's me. I'm Ranma Saotome, of the Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts" Ranma said with a somewhat prideful tone.
"Saotome, huh. That name sounds familiar" Naruto said with a thoughtful tone, as he opened his lunch and started to eat.
"So, besides that incident with Kuno, are you enjoying your first day at school?" Ranma asked curiously.
"Well, it's better than my last school. But that's probably because I'm not being chased constantly" Naruto said with a shrug.
"Chased by who? Do you have an ex?" Ranma asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Pfft, she wishes. But let's just say it's complicated" Naruto said as he chuckled.
"Can't be as bad as this one girl I had after me" Ranma said.
"Oh, you have your own stalker? Then try me" Naruto said with a chuckle, as he ate.
"Would you believe she fought with rhythmic gymnastics?" Ranma asked.
"…..I have seen odder" Naruto said, as he thought about why he took the chance to move
"Did I mention that she was Kuno's sister, and had a laugh that could bend steel?" Ranma asked, as he shuddered at the thought of Kodachi's laugh.
"…….you win" Naruto said after a moment of silence, as he figured the sister of Kuno was probably worse then Kuno himself.
Ranma laughed at this, along with Naruto as they ate.
(Later)
"It was now after school, and Naruto and Ranma were walking out of school to go home for the day.
"You're pulling my leg," Naruto said, as he looked at Ranma with a look of disbelief.
"I swear on my honor. Kuno had every male student here fighting Akane for the right to date her and she always won" Ranma said as he shook his head.
"And were you one of them?" Naruto asked with a cocked eyebrow.
"Nah. I got forced into being her fiance without a fight" Ranma said with a sigh.
"Ooh, family drama?" Naruto asked curiously.
"Yea, it's a whole thing" Ranma said.
"Hey Ranma!" Akane yelled, as she ran over. "I don't want to wait for dinner. Do you want to go get a burger?" she asked him.
"Only if you're paying," Ranma said with a grin.
Akane rolled her eyes at this, before she looked at Naruto. "You can come too, if you want" she said, as she didn't mind Naruto, since he didn't seem like other boys.
"Thanks. Akane, right?" he asked, as he followed them out of the school and through the gates.
"So what have you two been talking about?" Akane asked them curiously.
"Oh, not much. Been trading stories about each other's past, seeing who had it worse" Naruto said with a smile.
"Yea, I still say my dad is worse" Ranma said with a flat look, as he thought about his dad.
"How bad was his training?" Naruto asked, as Ranma had mentioned his dad took him on a training trip for most of his life, but didn't get into specifics.
"That moron took me to a cursed training ground," Ranma said with a scowl.
Naruto paused at this, and his eyes widened. "Oh jeez. Jusenkyo?" he asked curiously.
Ranma and Akane both paused at this, and looked back at Naruto.
"You know about Jusenkyo?" Akane asked curiously.
Naruto nodded at this. "Yup, as my mum took me there for some training" he said.
"Let me guess; she made you train before the guide could warn you" Ranma asked.
"No, no. See, I was a kid and I was excited to get started. So, while she was talking to the guide, I fell into one of the springs" Naruto said with a sigh.
"Which one?" Ranma asked with a raised eyebrow.
Before Naruto could respond, it started to rain and water started to fall.
"Oh great" Ranma said with a scowl, as he instantly transformed into what looked like a female version of himself, complete with red hair.
Akane sighed at this, before they both looked at where Naruto was, and saw that there was now a pile of clothes, and what looked like nine orange bushy tails wagging outside the clothes
An orange kitsune then poked its head out of the clothes and sighed, before it looked at Ranma and paused in surprise.
"Yea, I get turned into a girl. And yes, it's a complete transformation" Ranma said, as she rolled her eyes.
The kitsune snickered at this, before it picked up the canteen in its mouth and barked at Akane.
"Oh wow, you come prepared, don't you?" Akane asked, as she took the canteen and saw it was still warm.
Naruto barked at this and nodded.
"We should probably get somewhere dry first" Ranma said with a sigh.
"We can head home, and turn you back there. Ranma, grab his stuff" Akane said.
Ranma nodded at this, and gathered up Naruto's clothes and backpack, before they all started to walk.
Naruto jumped onto Akane's shoulder, since he didn't know the way to her home and she was leading the way.
"I gotta say, I have never seen a nine tailed fox before" Ranma mused, as she looked at Naruto's tails.
"Don't make fun of him, Ranma" Akane said firmly, scratching Naruto on the head.
Naruto waved his paw dismissively at this, showing he wasn't offended.
They soon arrived at a big house, where they saw that a Dojo was connected to it and had a sign that said ":Tendo School of Anything Goes Martial Arts:" on it.
As they approached the front door, they heard what sounded like yelling coming from inside.
"What are you doing here, you red haired witch?!" an older males voice yelled out.
"You know why, Tendo! And I know that's you Saotome, so don't think that panda shit can fool me! I'm here to collect on that debt!" Kushina was heard yelling.
Naruto face palmed at this, while shaking his head.
"Your mom?" Ranma asked curiously as they entered the front door, as she had heard from Naruto how his mom was.
Naruto nodded at this, as he jumped off Akane's shoulder and shook his fur dry.
"I'm home! What's going on?" Akane asked, as she entered the living room, while Ranma and Naruto followed her.
At the table was an older man who had a black mustache and long hair while wearing a brown kimono. This was Soun Tendo.
Next to him was a young woman, who had light brown hair, with a ponytail going over her shoulder, while wearing a pink apron over a blue dress. This was Kasumi Tendo.
Nabiki was also there, and had a flat look on her face, as she looked at a calculator she had
"Yea, did pops steal from someone again?" Ranma asked with a flat tone, as she gestured to a Panda, who was sitting at the table, who glared at her.
"Ha! I knew that was you, Saotome! This your kid? She sounds like a spitfire!" Kushina yelled, as she smiled at Ranma.
"I'm a guy," Ranma said with a frown at Kushina.
"Huh? Wow, you pass for a chick really well then" Kushina said with an impressed look.
This caused Ranma to groan, while Nabiki and Naruto both snickered.
"Ah, the rain got you, huh brat?" Kushina asked with a chuckle
Naruto nodded at this and barked at Akane, before he pointed at his canteen she was still holding with his tails.
"Ok brat, you go to the bathroom and change, then come back. We have business here" Kushina said firmly.
"I'll show him the way" Ranma said, as she figured she may as well turn back too.
After Naruto left with Ranma, everyone looked at Kushina.
"So your son is cursed too?" Soun asked curiously.
"Yea. So, you and my brat can at least wear t-shirts, right Genma?" Kushina asked the Panda sitting nearby, who looked away from Kushina.
"Ranma has a curse too, so you may want to order a third t-shirt" Nabiki said nonchalantly.
"Oh? What's her curse?" Kushina asked with a tilt of her head.
"You saw what his curse is, Miss Uzumaki," Kasumi said with a kind smile.
Kushina paused at this, before she chuckled. "Ah, OK. So she, or should I say he, took a dip in the spring of a drowned girl, huh?" she asked with a smile.
"Indeed. A martial artist's life is fraught with peril" Soun said with a firm tone, as he sighed.
"…..so I'm gonna guess that moron didn't read the cursed part of the story?" Kushina asked with a flat tone, as she pointed at Genma.
Genma growled at this, and held up a sign at this which read ":Your son is cursed too!:"
Kushina then kicked him hard in the face, sending him flying into the backyard
"My brat ran off on his own, before I could stop him. I'm not a moron, like you!" Kushina bellowed out with a look of rage at this.
"So Ranma, who else knows about your Ranko form?" Naruto asked curiously, as they both entered the room.
"Ranko?" Ranma asked with a raised eyebrow.
Naruto gave a shrug at this. "It'll be weird and awkward to call you Ranma in both forms," he said.
"Just call me Ranma. Everyone thinks that's my name anyway" Ranma said, as they sat down at the table.
"Yea. Plus, Ranma is a unisex name brat" Kushina said, as she nodded at this.
Naruto shrugged at this, as he looked at them. "So, why are you here mum?" he asked his mom.
"I could ask you the same brat," Kushina said with a raised eyebrow, as Kasumi placed some food and drink on the table.
"Oh. Well, me and Ranma became friends and after it rained, we decided to head here, so we could turn back" Naruto said simply.
"So, how long have you had your curse?" Nabiki asked curiously.
"I've had it since I was 10. And I have come to terms with it. I don't like it, but what can I do? Naruto said as he shrugged
"Wonder what those girls at school would think if they saw your fox form," Akane said.
"If his last school was any indication, it will end with him in bows," Kushina said with a snicker.
This got laughs from Akane, Ranma and Nabiki, while Kasumi giggled behind her hand.
"Yea, yea, yea. So, why are you here mom? It can't be good, if you're here scaring Akane's family. So, hit me with it" Naruto said, before he dodged as Kushina threw a cup at him.
"Shows what you know brat! I'm pleasant to be around!" Kushina yelled out.
"Yea, as pleasant as a root canal" Naruto said flatly, before he was nailed in the head with a paper fan.
"I'm gonna guess this moron conned you a long time ago, and you're here to collect?" Ranma asked, as he jerked a thumb at Genma, who walked back into the room still in his Panda form.
"Ha! It would be a cold day in hell when that moron got one over on me! No no, see, a long time ago, when we were all young, those two and their perverted Master tried to dine and dash at my family's restaurant" Kushina said, gesturing to Soun and Genma.
"Sounds like pops," Ranma said with a bored tone.
"Anyway, after my mom and dad caught them both, he gave them an ultimatum; pay us back or lose a limb" Kushina said with a grin.
"So, how are they supposed to pay you back?" Akane asked curiously.
"Well, by that point I was engaged to this brats father, so they set up a marriage contract; whoever had a girl, would set up a marriage between our kids" Kushina said with a grin.
This got surprised looks from the teens.
"Nabiki would be the best choice, since she's closest to Naruto's age" Kasumi quickly said, as she pushed Nabiki forward.
Nabiki sighed at this and looked at Kasumi with a flat look, at the fact that her older sister pretty much just threw her under the bus.
"What about Akane?" Naruto asked, pointing at said girl.
"Taken" Soun said, as he pointed at Ranma.
"No thanks to my old man" Ranma grumbled, as he crossed his arms.
"Oh good, we both have pain in the ass parents. Ow!" Naruto yelled along with Ranma, as both their parents hit them on the head.
"You should be happy brat!" Kushina yelled.
"I don't need you setting me up, woman!" Naruto yelled back.
"What, I'm not good enough for you fishcake?" Nabiki asked with a flat tone, as she raised an eyebrow at Naruto.
"I don't even know you woman" Naruto said with a roll of his eyes, at Nabiki's nickname for him.
"Heh, there already getting along" Soun said with a laugh.
"I am not putting up with this baloney woman!" Naruto yelled at Kushina.
"Oh, suck it up brat. She's at least not as bad as Lu -" Kushina was saying, before she got interrupted.
"We don't mention that! La la la la" Naruto yelled, as he covered his ears and shook his head rapidly.
"Oh? He has an ex? Details please" Nabiki said with a smile at Kushina.
"Ha! I like this one! She reminds me of myself! Ok, you have a deal, Tendo!" Kushina said as she looked at Soun who smiled and nodded
"You do realize this isn't exactly selling this to me, right?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Tough it out brat!" Kushina yelled, as she and Soun held up their sake cups to toast.
"Welcome to my pain" Ranma said, as he patted Naruto on the shoulder to comfort him.
"And what's that supposed to mean?" Akane asked with a scowl at Ranma.
"You know why tomboy," Ranma said simply.
Akane growled at this, before she grabbed the table and slammed Ranma into the ground with it.
This got a laugh from Kushina, and a sigh from everyone else.
"You're not gonna do the same to me, right?" Naruto asked Nabiki with a slightly worried tone.
"I'm more the type to go for a psychological attack" Nabiki said with a smile at Naruto, that kinda unnerved him.
"Oh goodie" Naruto said with a flat tone, as he knew that was possibly worse then what Akane just did to Ranma.
(The next day)
Naruto was at his home in his room, getting ready for school.
"Are you ready for school son?" Minato asked, as he poked his head inside the room.
"As ready as I can be considering," Naruto said with a sigh.
Minato nodded at this, and entered the room. "Yea, I was surprised when I found out about the marriage arrangement" he said.
"Good to know mom was keeping it from you too," Naruto grumbled out.
"Hey, you're the one who rejected she-who-shall-not-be-named!" Kushina yelled out, as she walked past the room.
"I didn't reject her!" Naruto yelled back.
"Oh yea, you just moved when she went home for a bit. That's so not rejecting her!" Kushina yelled with a sarcastic tone.
"Oh, go cook breakfast, you psycho!" Naruto yelled out, before a frying pan slammed into his face with a clang.
"Ah, the sound of metal hitting dimwit," Minato said with a sigh, as while he knew his son was smart, he had a tendency to shoot his mouth like his mother, which resulted in things like this happening.
Naruto rubbed his face at this, as he pried the frying pan off his face.
"Look son, I know you just met Nabiki, but at least try to get along with her. Maybe you can at least be friends" Minato said, as he patted Naruto on the shoulder to comfort him.
Naruto sighed at this, as he could see what his dad was saying. "Fine, I'll try to get along with her. But no promises," he said, as he nodded at his father before he went downstairs and walked past his mother.
"I don't know where that brat got his smart mouth," Kushina grumbled to herself.
"Me neither," Minato said with a flat tone.
"…..shut up" Kushina said, as she knew what her husband was thinking.
"Yes dear" Minato said with a fake feeble voice.
"Are you getting wise with me?" Kushina asked with a smile, that was anything but sweet.
"Of course not dear. You're the love of my life dear. I have never been happier dear" Minato said with a monotone.
"……pffft. Kami, I love you" Kushina said with a laugh, as she loved it when Minato snarked back at her, like they used to as teens.
Minato smiled at this, as they went downstairs.
(Later with Naruto)
Naruto was outside of the Tendo's house, waiting for Ranma and the others so they could walk to school together.
Nabiki walked out of the house, while yelling was heard from inside the house.
"Is everything OK?" Naruto asked with a cocked eyebrow, as he heard Akane yell and Ranma yell in pain.
"Yea, it's just a normal morning for us. Don't worry fishcake" Nabiki said with a dismissive wave of her hand, as she walked off.
Naruto rolled his eyes at this, as he watched Nabiki walk off.
"Eyes up here fishcake, or I'll charge you" Nabiki said with a chuckle, as she stopped and looked back at him, before she walked off.
"Yea, you wish gold digger," Naruto said with a chuckle of his own.
Nabiki paused at this, but kept walking as she smirked at this insult, making a mental note to make Naruto pay for that one later.
Naruto chuckled at this, before he noticed Ranma and Akane next to him, looking at him with smug looks on their faces. "What?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.
"You work fast. You already have a pet name for her?" Ranma asked with a chuckle.
"What pet name? It's the truth" Naruto said with a smirk, as he and Ranma started walking with Akane close behind.
Ranma laughed at this, while Akane shook her head at this. "Careful how you mess with her. Nabiki has put people in debt before" Akane said.
"Yea, and I'm one of them," Ranma said with a grumble.
"Hey, I'm no sucker, so she can't con me" Naruto said confidently, as they walked down the street.
"I'll tell your story to future generations" Ranma said with a chuckle.
"Ha ha" Naruto said, while Akane giggled.
They soon arrived at the school, and when they entered through the school gates, their way was blocked by Kuno, who was covered in bandages and had a new bokken in his hand.
"What is it Kuno?" Ranma asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yea, I'm not in the mood to put you through a wall again" Naruto said, as he looked up seeing there were rain clouds above them.
"Is it true that you're now engaged to Nabiki Tendo?" Kuno demanded, as he looked at Naruto.
This soon got Naruto's attention, as he noticed the students arriving and already here was looking at him and whispering to each other.
"Not that it's any of your business, but yes. Now, how did you find out?" Naruto asked curiously.
"Nabiki sold the info to a group of attendants 5 minutes ago," Kuno said simply.
Naruto groaned at this and looked up at Nabiki, who was on the second floor classroom looking out at them, waving some notes in the air. "Really?" he yelled out at her.
"Hey, I sell information and this was just too juicy to pass on selling fishcake, " Nabiki yelled back with a wide grin.
"Oh yea, gold digger definitely doesn't fit you" Naruto said with a roll of his eyes and a sarcastic tone.
"You are obviously doing this to get close to dear Akane! Have at thee!" Kuno yelled, as he charged at Naruto with his bokken.
"Seriously, who even says 'have at thee' anymore?" Naruto said, as he dodged Kuno's attack.
"Hold still heathen!" Kuno yelled, as he swung his bokken again.
"Kami-e" Naruto said, as he bent over expertly and around Kuno's strikes.
"Ok, you need to at least explain this style to me, cause this is ridiculous" Ranma said simply, with Akane nodding in agreement.
"Well basically, I can bend my body like paper to avoid attacks," Naruto said, as he dodged around Kuno.
"You dare mock me?!" Kuno yelled out in a rage.
"Not really. I have to like you to mock you. You're more like a bad itch that I can't get rid of" Naruto said, as he backflipped away and landed on top of the gate into the school.
"You may want to wrap this up fishcake! Class starts in 5 minutes!" Nabiki yelled out.
"Yea yea, Ok" Naruto said, as Kuno charged at him, and he disappeared again.
"This trick again?! I know what you will do!" Kuno yelled, as he turned to look behind him. But saw that Naruto wasn't there.
"Psst, down here" Naruto's voice said.
Kuno looked down, and saw a fist coming up and…..
POW!
Naruto uppercut him and sent Kuno flying towards the window Nabiki was at. But thankfully, she moved to the side, which caused Kuno to crash through the window.
"That's gonna cost you fishcake! I almost got hit!" Nabiki yelled out at Naruto.
"Yea yea" Naruto said with a wave of his hand, as he walked towards the school.
Ranma chuckled at this, while Akane shook her head slightly, as she and Ranma followed their new friend into the school.
Deadpool shoved the door open of P.O.M and Kfbanime87's office, causing it to hit the wall, then slam back shut in his face
A few moments later, and the door was sliced open, showing Deadpool holding his katana's, before he put them away. Ha! You have been defeated, vile door! Deadpool yelled out
What is it Wade? Kfbanime87 asked with a sigh
I can't believe that your having Naruto know the Six Power's in this, as his families Martial Arts style: Deadpool yelled out
It was his idea, and I think it was a great one: P.O.M said with a shrug, pointing at Kfbanime87
And the pairing is just three girls for Naruto: Nabiki, Shampoo and one more to be revealed in future chapters: Kfbanime87 said, as he looked up from his notes
Shampoo? So I'm gonna guess she hasn't shown up timeline wise then? Deadpool asked
Yea, we get into her introduction episode next chapter. Note to self; watch episode where she shows up: P.O.M said
Ah, so Naruto gets the crazy one from Ranma. Ha! Deadpool laughed
Yea, Shampoo is mellow compared to who the final one is: P.O.M said with a chuckle
Oh God, it's not Kodachi is it? Deadpool asked with a shudder
DIE FOR SUGGESTING I'M THAT RETARED!! Kfbanime87 yelled, as he tackled Deadpool and started to choke slam him
Then who is it? Deadpool choked out, as Kfbanime87 shook him
We left hints. So if your a Takihashi fan, you will figure it out: P.O.M said, as he chuckled and looked at the reader
Hmmm. Oh! I get it! Oh, you're evil! Ahahahahahahaha! Deadpool cackled
I know right?! Kfbanime87 laughed along with the mad merc…..while still choking him
Ok, next from me is Jinchuriki Tamer. Later folks: P.O.M said, as he waved at the reader
And I hope that you have a plan this time: Deadpool choked out, looking at Kfbanime87
Hey! This is P.O.M's fic not mine. I'm just the helper! Kfbanime87 yelled, as he choked Deadpool harder
That's fair. Well? Deadpool asked P.O.M
Well, I was thinking they meet the previous champion holder of the Digimon game: P.O.M said
Pass! Kfbanime87 and Deadpool yelled, as they made x motions with their arms
Why? P.O.M asked with a cocked eyebrow
Dude, Ryo wasn't a real character. He was mandated by the company, who funded the anime! Kfbanime87 said
Yea, he was more bland than Keanu Reeves! Deadpool yelled
Really? P.O.M asked with wide eyes
Straight from the creator himself dude: Kfbanime87 said as he nodded
Okay then, what do you think should happen in the next chapter? P.O.M asked with crossed arms and a raised eyebrow
Well, we could go for them looking for Calumon and meeting Babamon and Jijimon: Kfbanime87 said with a grin
Hmmm, that can work. And they won't get separated like in Canon either: P.O.M said with a nod
Ok, let's end this bit. My neck hurts! Deadpool yelled, as Kfbanime87 was still choking him
Oh right. Later folks: Kfbanime87 and P.O.M said, as they waved