"Hey" - (Normal Talking)
"What in the world?" - (Thoughts)
{"What happened?"} - (Communication)
"Finger Pistol" - (Techniques)
"And that's what she did" - (Flashback)
":No trespassing:" - (Reading a note/book/sign etc)
["What is going on here?"] - (Different language)
Opening by neostardustdragon101
(play lock on from urusei yatsura 2022)
Nee kiite
Tsurainda mou kokoro ga mou
Tsunaide hanarerarenai
Mitsumeatte mata karamatte toke
Itomeru made
A door burst opened revealing Naruto and Ranma crying out as their respective harems jumped out behind but while the two boys were freaking out the girls all had happy smiles on their faces.
The youths stood over a mountain falling downwards splashing into a river bursting out were fem. Ranma and Fox Naruto
Ningen nante oroka ne souzou de katatte
Touzen datte omowanai de aishiteite
The two boys side by side as several screens float containing the images of their friends. Naruto runs ahead passing by Nabaki who gives him a smirk as she counts her money, Ranma looks on with jealousy as Akane glares at Ranma smacking him upside the head sending him flying rolling down the staircase
Dandan koishiku naru ne hontou no uchi o sarashite
Kakkou tsukete kakushitatte bareteru kara
Shampoo tackles Naruto nuzzling cheek to cheek, Ukuo slaps Ranma in the back of the head with her spatula.
Sono mama de ii kawannai de ii
Mou shitteru shi tsuyogan'nai de yo
Benten flies chasing Naruto on her bike as flies beside them, Oyuki laughs as a freezing wind blows freezing Ranma in place Naruto jumps down chopping the block to pieces freeing Ranma.
Sukoshi kurai misetemo ii janai
Demo nandakana
Ryoga jumped down kicking and punching at Ranma with Naruto swiping at him with a kunai as the three boys fought against each others happosai snuck around holding up a bucket of water tossing it down towards Ranma but Naruto quickly pulled him aside allowing the water to fall in Ryoga turning him into a pig. Naruto and Ranma jump into the air uppercutting Happosai into the sky being struck by lighting by Lum's family
Sabishii toka tsubuyaitatte asawasun desho
Nandemo motto chanto mitekurenai no kana
Kushina and Minato sit down to tea with Soun, Kasumi, Nodoka pulling on Genma's ear. The boys and girls rush past the table over spilling tea over Genma turning him into a panda while Kushina and Nodoka chase after their sons.
Nee kiite
Tsurainda mou kokoro ga mou
Naruto holds out his hand taking hold of Nabaki as they dance through the ballroom as Naruto spins his partner around catching Lum he dips her downward pulling her up revealing Shampoo, Naruto waltzes through the hall his hand raised connected to Benten.
Tsunaide hanarerarenai
Mitsumeatte mata karamatte toke
Naruto stands back to back with Nabiki as they look off into the distance as wind blows around them.
Kimochi ni kidzuita
Tarinai yo mou futari ga ii
Ranma holds hands with Akane by a mountain.
Waraiatte ikitai no
Motomeatte mata ushinatte wakaru
Naruto and Lum reach out their hands towards each other as lightning crashes behind them.
Kore ga watashi no ai da!
Todoita kana
Ranma wraps his arms around a crying Oyuki as the icy winds blow around them.
Uchinuku koto mo
Mamanaranaikeredomo
Naruto and Shampoo close as they sit in the jungle together with content smiles on their faces.
Saikou janai? kimi ni mo sa
Wasurerannaitte iwasetai no
Naruto and Benten sit back to back smiling at each other as flames rage on behind them.
Sore ga nannen saki no mirai demo ii no
Kikeru nonara
The young teens run down the stairway as various people and creatures pass by them before they both end up in the tendo living room surrounded by their family and friends eating a meal together.
(Tendo Dojo)
It was a regular Saturday at the Tendo Dojo and Naruto and Ranma were sparring a bit in the dojo for some exercise.
As Naruto struck at Ranma with a Shigan, the pigtailed Uzumaki blocked with his hand and as he did this, he spotted Akane outside the dojo in the main hall of the house with a backpack along with Nabiki, Kasumi, Genma who was in his panda form and Soun.
"OK, I'm all set," Akane said with a smile, as she put her backpack down and looked at her sister's.
"Where are you heading, Akane?" Ranma asked curiously, as he and Naruto left the Dojo to see what was going on.
"She's heading to some hotsprings with some friends for the weekend," Kasumi said, as she smiled.
"Make sure to bring back some souvenirs" Nabiki said to Akane, who nodded and rolled her eyes lightly.
"Why would you want to go to a place that's only popular with old crones?" Ranma asked, raising an eyebrow at this.
"I like real hot water for a change, unlike you" Akane said, as she lightly smirked teasingly at Ranma, before she grabbed her backpack and headed for the door.
"Who cares if I have to use tea kettles?" Ranma grumbled as he lightly blushed, before he paused, as he spotted a pipe sticking out of Akane's backpack, which caused him to scowl, before he grabbed the backpack, stopping Akane.
"What is it?" Akane asked, looking at him curiously.
"Maybe he wants to go with you," Naruto said with a grin.
"I approve! This would be a great way for you two to bond" Soun said with a nod, as he smiled at this.
Akane blushed at this, before she quickly composed herself.
"Oh please" Ranma said, as he turned Akane's backpack over and shook it a bit, which caused Happosai to fall out of it.
"Ah! Kill it!" Naruto yelled, as he grabbed a broom and whacked it on Happosai's head.
"Oh, stop…….here, use this instead," Nabiki said as she rolled her eyes, before she handed Naruto a wooden bokken.
Naruto blinked at this, before he smiled and grabbed the bokken and raised it to hit the old man.
"I can't believe that I didn't notice him," Akane said, as she frowned at this.
"Will you stop?! I just wanted to go for a therapeutic soak!" Happosai yelled, as Naruto smacked the old man.
"Don't you mean peep on girls, you dirty pervert?" Akane asked with a glare.
"And besides, you will be dead before it gets any worse" Ranma said with sarcasm lacing his tone.
Happosai growls at this and goes to yell at Ranma, but the pigtailed teen just slammed Akane's bag on him, before he grabbed the old man and reached into his shirt, before pulling out what looked like a bra.
"Is this supposed to be more therapy?" Ranma asked with a flat tone.
"That's mine! Give it back!" Happosai yelled, as he tried to get put from underneath Akane's bag.
"That's mine, you old freak! Thanks, Ranma" Akane yelled, as she snatched the bra from Ranma and yelled at Happosai, before she thanked the pigtailed teen.
"Does he get a kiss for saving you from - oof!" Naruto was asking with a smirk, before he hunched over, as Akane slugged him in the gut, before she grabbed her bag and left, while Ranma kept Happosai under his foot.
"Let me go! I want to go with her! It's not fair!" Happosai yelled, as he struggled to get loose, while throwing a tantrum.
"What are you, 5?" Nabiki asked, scoffing at this display from the old man.
"I'm getting my belt, that boy ain't right mmmhmmm" Naruto said, as he stood up while doing a southern accent.
Nabiki snorted at this, as she covered her mouth at this.
As this was happening, Happosai had gotten loose from under Ranma's foot and was making a beeline for the door, to follow Akane.
But he was quickly grabbed by Ranma, who dragged him back by the back of his shirt.
"Come on, let's string him up and beat the candy out of him," Naruto said with a smirk, as Ranma took out some rope and started to tie him up.
"Do we hang him by his feet or his arms?" Nabiki asked with a grin.
"……that's so hot - hey, he's getting loose!" Naruto was saying without thinking, before he saw Happosai running off and making a beeline upstairs.
"Quick, after him!" Ranma yelled, as he led the way upstairs, along with Genma, Soun and Naruto.
"Wow, you two are getting along so well," Kasumi said with a happy smile at Nabiki.
"Oh, please. I find him amusing at best" Nabiki said, as she scoffed at this.
"Really? Cause I don't recall you laughing so much before Naruto arrived" Kasumi said, as she thought about the past.
Nabiki blushed lightly at this, but before she could retort to this, the ceiling burst, as Happosai dropped down from below after being smashed into the ground by Genmas' sign, which said ":repent:" on it.
"Take this, pinata!" Naruto yelled out, as he dropped down from above and swung his fist down at the old man.
Who promptly blocked his fist with his pipe and smirked at Naruto.
"Ah hell" Naruto said with a groan, before he yelled, as he was sent flying into Nabiki, sending them both to the ground.
"OK, I'm gonna -" Naruto was saying, before he realized he was on top of Nabiki…..and his hands were on her chest.
"Whiskers….you owe me 20,000 yen for touching my chest" Nabiki said with a cold tone, as she looked at Naruto.
"Gah!" Naruto yelled, as he shot to his feet, blushing in embarrassment.
"Ahahahaha! Freedom!" Happosai yelled as he ran towards the door, but paused, as he spotted a door nearby, which had a sign on it that said ":girls dressing room:" which after seeing this, he made a beeline for and opened it.
Which resulted in Ranma in his girl form attacking him with a frying pan, which clanged as it hit his head.
"Eeek! A pervert!" Ranma yelled dramatically, before she laughed and started to beat up the old man.
"Worth it" Happosai groaned in pain, as a lump appeared on his head.
"You definitely have some of the Uzumaki mischievous streak, if you're willing to play dirty like that cuz" Naruto said with a chuckle, as he was impressed that Ranma had gotten one over on the old man so easily.
"Let's finish him off!" Soun yelled, as he and Genma ran over and started to beat up Happosai with what looked like bokkens.
But after a few moments, they heard a crack and stopped, seeing that they had destroyed what looked like a plastic pail, which was filled with bath toys.
"You morons destroyed my pail!" Happosai yelled out, as he announced his presence behind the adult and panda, making them yell in surprise, as they grabbed hold of each other.
"What are you, 5?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow, seeing the bath toys and broken pail.
"Mentally probably" Nabiki said with a shrug, causing Naruto to laugh at this.
"That's it! Prepare to face my ultimate technique! The technique I sealed away for the good of mankind!" Happosai yelled, as he waved his arms dramatically.
"No master, please not that!" Soun yelled, as Genma's fur went white from terror.
"What technique is it?" Ranma asked curiously.
"My money is on it being something stupid" Naruto said with a flat tone, as he was not scared at all of the old man.
"Happo Fire Burst!" Happosai yelled, as he thrust his palms forward…..and made a small whiff of ki, which slowly flew at Ranma and Naruto.
Ranma raised an eyebrow at this, before she blew the fire out.
"Wow and I thought that running away from uncle fat ass was pathetic" Naruto said with a flat tone of voice.
":OI!:" Genma's sign said, as the panda held it up, a scowl on his face.
"Huh, I wonder what went wrong. Hmmmmm, I must have forgotten how to use it" Happosai said, as he crossed his arms and thought to himself.
Before Ranma kicked him hard out the window, sending him flying into the air.
(Later)
A little later, Ranma and Genma were back in their regular forms and were in the living room with the others, as they all had some tea, while they waited for lunch from Kasumi.
"You boys have no idea how close we all were to death" Soun said with a serious tone of voice, as he held his cup of tea.
"Indeed. When the master says the ultimate technique, he means it, as the Happo Fire Burst is capable of blowing us all up" Genma said with his own firm tone.
"I'm gonna guess you two morons have experience getting attacked by this great technique?" Naruto asked, as he drank his tea.
"Indeed. Years ago, during one of the masters regular raids, the village woman he was borrowing undergarments from, tricked him into getting into the path of an oncoming boulder and he used the technique to blow it up and disintegrate it" Soun said, as he reminisced about the past.
"Borrowing undergarments my ass" Ranma muttered under his breath, before he drank some of his tea.
"He also destroyed what undergarments he stole and after that, he sealed away the scroll, which contained the secret of the technique" Genma said with a nod
"Ah ha! I heard that! Now I remember where I left that scroll" Happosai yelled, as he dropped down from the ceiling onto the table and ran out of the room through the backdoor.
This resulted in Soun and Genma to panic, complete with them clucking like chickens while walking around like them.
"…..ok, wow" Naruto said, as he didn't expect this level of cowardice from the two adults.
"You think your mom will pay for this footage?" Nabiki asked as she held up her phone, which she was using to record the two adults.
"Will you two man up?! You know where the scroll is, right? We can get it before him and learn the secret!" Ranma yelled at the two adults.
"……let's go!" the two adults yelled, as they quickly ran out of the room to go pack.
"We're not actually going to help them learn that old freaks technique, are we?" Naruto asked Ranma, as he followed his cousin to get ready to leave.
"Hey, better to learn how this technique works, over letting him get it and then attacking us unprepared" Ranma said, as he shrugged.
"Ah, fair enough. But knowing the old freak, this will probably be more trouble than it's worth" Naruto said with a sigh as they left.
Nabiki shook her head at this, as she sat down and turned on the TV and after a few moments, her phone rang, which she answered.
{"Hey Nabiki, where is the brat? Lum and Shampoo are getting antsy looking for him"} Kushina said, as some chaos was heard in the background.
"Oh, he and Ranma are off to stop some old man from learning an ultimate technique called Happo Fire Burst" Nabiki said, as she placed her feet on the footrest..
{"Ultimate technique?! Ha!"} Kushina asked, before she started to laugh madly.
"You know it?" Nabiki asked, raising an eyebrow at this.
As Kushina explained what she knew about the technique, Nabiki started to smile before she began to laugh with Kushina.
Meanwhile, Kasumi had entered the room with lunch and was looking around, wondering where everyone else was.
(Later with Naruto)
It was now night time and the pair of teens and adults were now in the forests of Japan. The two adults were trying to retrace their steps from their past, so they could find where the scroll was, before Happosai could.
"So, where is the scroll for this supposed ultimate technique hidden?" Naruto asked the two adults.
"Yea, are you two even sure you're leading us the right way?" Ranma asked, as they approached what looked like a cliffside.
"We should be close, soon if my memory is right" Genma said, as he looked around a bit.
"We are so gonna run into Ryoga" Naruto grumbled under his breath.
Ranma snorted at this, while he fist bumped with Naruto at his joke.
"Now, from what I recall, the scroll was sealed under a boulder, which was in a hot spring," Soun said, as they approached a cliff, which had some steam coming up from below.
"A hot spring? Well, we are on the right track then" Genma said with a smile, as he approached the cliff to take a look.
As they approached, they heard what sounded like people down in the hot spring, causing them to pause in surprise.
"Why do I have a feeling this is gonna go really bad, really fast?" Naruto asked, as they all squatted and approached the cliffside.
After a while the steam cleared showing Akane, Shampoo, Benten, Oyuki and Ukyo down in the hot springs, along with some other girls their own age.
"Look, there's the boulder!" Soun whispered to them, as he pointed at said boulder, which was indeed in the middle of the hot spring on an elevated piece of earth.
"...and I'm out" Naruto said, as he started to back away from the cliff.
Before Ranma grabbed him by the back of his shirt, stopping him.
"Hold on, cuz. We need to get the scroll before that old freak does" Ranma whispered.
"Is there a way to do it that doesn't involve entering the belly of the beast?" Naruto whispered, as he knew them, even attempting to try and sneak into the hot springs, while the girls were bathing, was asking for pain.
"Hey, what if I turned into my panda form and then you guys paint me to look like a polar bear, to scare them away?" Genma asked, as he smiled as an idea hit him.
"…...great idea, uncle" Naruto said with a smile, as he gave a thumbs up at this.
"Finally, some respect," Genma said, as Soun poured some water on him, turning him into a panda, before he started to paint him with white paint.
"You know, this might actually work. I'm surprised that pops thought of it" Ranma said, as Genma started to approach the hot springs.
"Wait for it," Naruto said with a knowing smirk, holding his finger up.
Moments later, they heard yelling from the hot springs, before the sounds of fighting was heard and Genma yelling in pain was heard.
Before Genma was thrown back over to them, with Shampoo's club embedded in his head, Ukyo's small spatulas in his side, sparking from being shocked, some ice on him and covered in bruises.
"Two things, uncle fat ass: 1 polar bears don't hunt in Japan, and 2, even if they did, you're trying to scare girls who could make a street punk turn himself in after 5 minutes with them," Naruto whispered with a snicker.
"Hey, who's there?!" Akane was heard yelling from inside the hot springs.
"Nobody here but us chickens" Ranma said, referring to Soun and Genma.
As the two adults glared at the two smirking teens, down in the hot springs, Genma's backpack shook a bit, before Happosai, dressed in a monkey suit, jumped out and made his way into the hot spring.
"Let the master show you how it's done!" Happosai said as he jumped down.
"Do you think he even knew where the scroll was hidden, or he just pretended he did and had them find it for him?" Naruto asked Ranma with a flat tone, while pointing at Soun and Genma, who started to panic and act like chickens again.
Ranma ignored this, as he poured a bottle of water on himself, turning himself into his girl form and stood up.
"Eeek! A pervert is in the hot spring!" Ranma yelled with an exaggerated girl voice.
"Where?!" the teen girls all yelled, as they all started to look around.
"I think I saw him dressed as a monkey," Ranma yelled out, before he hid himself again.
After a few moments of silence….
"Ai ya! It old gremlin!" Shampoo yelled out, as she spotted Happosai making his way towards the boulder
"Happosai, it's time to meet your maker" Akane's voice growled out, as she made her way towards the old man.
"You little freak! I'll rip you in half!" Benten yelled, as she grabbed a way bigger boulder and easily raised it over her head, before she threw it at the old man.
"Woah! Are you sure that one is a girl?" Happosai yelled, as he quickly dodged to the side, avoiding the thrown rock.
"Hold still, you little freak!" Benten yelled in a rage, as she grabbed another boulder.
"I have him!" Oyuki yelled, as she sent some ice at Happosai, trying to trap him.
"Oi! No fair!" Happosai yelled, as the ice grabbed his legs, as the girls pounced on him and started to attack him.
As this was happening, Naruto and Ranma used Soru to quickly appear behind the boulder the scroll was hidden under.
"OK, let's see," Ranma said, as he started to dig under the boulder.
"Make it quick, they won't take long to beat the hell out of that freak" Naruto whispered, as he peeked over the boulder and saw that the girls were still beating the heck out of Happosai, before Akane punted him out of the hot spring.
"Got it!" Ranma said, as he pulled a scroll out from under the boulder.
"Good, now let's get outta here," Naruto said, as he looked at Ranma.
"Who said that?!" Ukyo asked.
"That sounded like my darling!" Lum yelled happily.
"Cheese it!" Naruto yelled, as he took off into the sky using his Geppo to get out of the hot spring.
Ranma quickly took off after Naruto, making sure not to drop the scroll.
"I know that red hair! You're dead, Ranma!" Akane yelled.
"They are perverts? Huh, who knew" Benten said with a smirk at this
"Wait, why aren't you angry? They could have peeped on us" Akane asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Hey, Naruto peeping on me means he's interested, which gives me hope," Benten said with a grin at this.
"Say what?!" Lum yelled, as her hair started to spark.
"Love rival!" Shampoo yelled out, as she tackled Benten into the water, starting a fight with the alien woman.
"Naruto's lovers need to learn to get along like we do. Don't they, Akane?" Oyuki asked, as Shampoo, Lum and Benten started to fight each other.
"Yea, they - hey, wait a minute!" Akane was saying, before she yelled, realizing what her friend had said.
(Later with Naruto)
After fleeing the hot springs, Naruto and Ranma had been able to meet back up with Genma and Soun in a forest near what looked like a nearby inn.
"Were you able to get it?" Soun asked curiously.
"Yea and we got spotted by the girls, so this better be worth it, pops" Ranma said, as Naruto tossed them the scroll, which Soun caught.
The two adults happily opened the scroll, happy to finally learn the secret of their master's most dangerous technique and the two teens peeked over their shoulders to take a look, only…..
"Oh, for crying out loud!" Naruto yelled, as he saw that the scroll's handwriting was pretty much the equivalent of chicken scratch.
"Great. So we hiked all the way out here and now I'm on Akane's hit list for nothing" Ranma said with a groan, as he slapped his forehead.
"We're not giving up yet!" Genma yelled out.
"Yes. If we capture the master, then we can have him translate the scroll for us" Soun said with a smile.
"What's with this we stuff? Do you have a mouse in your pocket?" Naruto asked, as he raised an eyebrow at this, as he was not ready to do more for the two adults, seeing as they weren't really helping so far.
"And what makes you think he'll do that?" Ranma asked them.
"Yea, he might just read it then attack you" Naruto said, as he nodded at this.
This got silence from Genma and Soun, before they started to yell and panic again, complete with acting like chickens.
"That's it. I'm getting out the eleven herbs and spices" Naruto said, as he had reached the end of his tolerance.
"Let's just go rest. Thankfully, there is an inn nearby. Come on pops, Mr Tendo" Ranma said, as he looked at the two adults, who were finally calming down.
"Yea, I'm starving. So you better buy us some dinner after what you put us through" Naruto said with an annoyed tone, as they walked towards the inn nearby.
"EH?! But I don't have any money on me" Genma said in a panic.
"Me neither" Soun said, as he didn't think to grab his wallet, before they left.
"Fine, I'll spot you. But I expect you to pay me back" Naruto said, as they entered the hotel.
"Of course son" Soun said, as he nodded at this.
"At 25 percent interest," Naruto said with a smirk.
"Gah!" Soun and Genma yelled at this, feeling their wallets hurt at this.
"You know, I think that Nabiki is rubbing off on you cuz," Ranma said with a smirk.
"Watch your back, Akane is behind you," Naruto said with a casual tone.
"Oh yea, like I'm gonna fall for the oldest -" Ranma was saying with a laugh….
POW!
Before Akane, who had entered the inn behind them, had spotted them and made a beeline for them and slugged Ranma, sending her into the floor.
"You demented pervert! I thought you were better than that!" Akane yelled, as she glared at Ranma.
"Who are you calling a pervert?!" Ranma groaned, as she struggled to her feet after Akane's attack.
"You and your moronic cousin snuck into the hot springs!" Akane yelled.
"Oi! Do I insult you?! Hey!" Naruto yelled at Akane, before he was hugged from behind by Lum.
"I found you darling! Why did you run? We could have bathed together" Lum asked with a happy smile, as she rubbed her cheek against his.
"Oh yea, like I need the headache" Naruto said with a groan, as he knew doing that would result in more headaches than anything good.
"What you do here, Naruto?" Shampoo asked as she, Benten, Ukyo and Oyuki entered the Inn.
"We came here to find a scroll the old freak had hidden underneath a boulder in the hot springs" Ranma said, as they approached the check in desk.
Akane paused at this and after thinking about what had happened back at the hot springs, she lightly frowned and cursed herself.
"Did you find it? You can never go wrong with new techniques" Benten said with a grin at this.
"Yea, we found it, but it's written in gibberish," Naruto said, as he showed them the scroll.
"So we need to think up a plan to capture the freak and make him translate it, preferably without him attacking us after reading it" Ranma said.
"And don't you two morons start!" Naruto yelled at Genma and Soun, who started to panic again, but stopped before they could start acting like chickens again.
"Well, that freak likes pretty girls, right?" Benten asked, raising an eyebrow at Naruto.
"Yea, he's a freak. So what?" Naruto asked, as he looked at the alien girl.
"Heh, so I have a plan to lure him into a trap," Benten said with a confident smirk.
This caused Naruto to pause seeing this. "Why am I both scared and intrigued when she does that?" he thought to himself, as he lightly blushed.
As the group got checked into the inn for the night, outside sitting in a tree branch was Happosai, who was watching them from afar.
"Damn, brats. Now I have to figure out a way to steal my scroll from them. Luckily, that Uzumaki brat doesn't have his mom's talent, so he won't be a problem" he grumbled under his breath, as he attempted to make a plan for tomorrow.
Kfbanime87 and P.O.M were in their office, when, like always….
Whoooooo! Final chapter! Deadpool yelled, as he ran into the room, dressed like Aang
Yea, we are reaching the end of our third fic and spinoff: P.O.M said with a smile
That's right, those fics are spinoffs, people! So pay attention! Deadpool yelled at the reader
And after that, it gets replaced with our new X Men Evolution spinoff: Kfbanime87 said with a nod
Yea, that won the poll by a mile: P.O.M said with a grin
Though don't be sad. He has an idea for a Danny Phantom - oh god! Deadpool was saying, before Kfbanime87 hit him in the gut with a baseball bat
How many times have I told you to stop hacking into my idea files! Kfbanime87 yelled
I think its too many to count, at this stage: P.O.M said
Well, seeing as the moron outed my idea, are you down to help me with the idea, once I'm done developing the idea in question? Kfbanime87 asked
Sure: P.O.M said with a shrug
Cool. So at least you get to do a Danny Phantom fic: Kfbanime87 said with a grin
True. Now, what's the set up? P.O.M asked curiously
Kfbanime87 smiled at this, as he handed P.O.M a file labeled 'Danny Phantom/Naruto'
Mhhmmm, mhmmm. Good, good. Oh ho! Now that's an interesting twist: P.O.M said, as he read the file with a grin
To those who don't understand, I'll translate. What he said was - oh god, my spleen! Deadpool was saying, before P.O.M grabbed a naginata off his wall and stabbed Deadpool with it
See you folks! Kfbanime87 said as he waved at the reader, while he grabbed his baseball bat to hit Deadpool again