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The slayer continued his fight with spider mastermind, his ammo slowly decreasing but the spider master mind wouldn't last that long anyway. Then the spider mastermind shrieked and the slayer jumped up to the mastermind and opened its mouth and shoved the BFG inside the spider mastermind's mouth and pulled the trigger as it finally blew up Olivia Pierce in a shower of blood and gore. The brain still pulsated as the slayers ammo was refilled and he started looking around him checking for any other demon that could be hiding before he was jerked up and his hud showed a tether activation, and he was sent back to Mars.

"You won-it's over. You stopped the invasion and closed the portal. But it's come at a price." Samuel began to say in his robotic voice, as the slayer was trying to remove himself from his imprisonment.

"Argent, VEGA, this entire operation. You see, I've watched your work, come to understand your motivation." Samuel continued getting just a few feet away from the slayer.

"You think the only way is to kill them all, leave nothing behind. And you may be right. But we can't just shut it all down." Samuel continued as the slayer saw Samuel get physically got frustrated.

"Without Argent energy it will be worse. I don't expect you to agree." He said shaking his head, before reaching his hand out and the crucible was attracted to his hand.

"But with this, we can continue our work." Samuel said holding the crucible above him.

"I am not the villain in this story. I do what I do because there is no choice." Samuel continued as he looked away for a second.

"Re-routing tether coordinates... complete" the UAC facility voice said and Samuel looked up.

"Our time is up. I can't kill you, but I won't have you standing in our way." Samuel finally said finishing his speech and activating the crucible. "Until we see each other again." and he finally walked away from the slayer as he was about to be sent back to hell.


The slayer only saw a flash of light before he fell five feet out of the air onto his feet. He looked around him and it appeared he was in a cave but his instincts told him something off about this place. The slayer tensed up at this, as he looked around himself trying to sense any piece of ambient piece of Argent, but his Praetor suit and himself didn't find any of the energy. He slowly realised that Hayden somehow didn't send him to hell and somehow to a place with a breathable atmosphere, so he concluded he may of been sent to earth or maybe a Argenta world. The slayer hoped it was the former as he could stop Hayden from creating an invasion on earth before hell consumed the planet with the stolen crucible.

The slayer then started to walk through the cave as he decided to find the surface of the planet by finding an exit or making it by punching the ceiling. He continued down the passage still looking for a way out before he felt the cave surrounding him start shaking violently around him as many creatures smashed their way out of the walls and ceiling. The slayer's face had a slight smirk before being replaced by anger as he felt something dangerously similar to hell essence inside each and every one of them. The slayer grit his teeth as he grabbed his super shotgun and instantly fired at two of the closest creatures instantly turning them into a bloody paste and smeared it all over the wall. He turned around as he saw something akin to a Baron of Hell only this time it had more bull features, try to attack before he was punched away by the slayers fist and another shot from his super shotgun exploding it as well. He quickly changed to the plasma gun and started charging up the heat blast as more creatures rushed at him. He smirked as he activated the heat blast vaporising at least ten creatures as he swapped again now just equipped with the pistol.

The slayer thought as he killed all of the creatures is how weak they are and barely put up a fight, he thought about using just his fist but where's the fun in that. He started shooting at multiple of the creatures, most being able to take two hits but then they just explode to purple dust when taken enough shots. The slayer now was bored with all the creatures as he saw he only had ten more to go and they just lumbered towards him, like lambs to a slaughter. He continued to fire his pistol until the last creature also exploded into purple dust and the slayer placed the pistol into his Hammers-space backpack as he investigated the creatures.

While the creature did bleed when he used his super shotgun there was minimal if any blood on the places of the creatures he killed with the pistol and little glittering stones beneath them. The slayer investigated the stones and this was what was permeating the hell essence like energy from the creatures he just killed. He then started to crush it and felt a barely noticeable amount of energy be conducted to his armour. He checked his armour, health and ammo and only saw the ammo change but he got barely any ammo from it. A barely noticeable huff emerged from his nose as he looked around for more of the stones just to replenish his ammo.


The slayer finished crushing most of the dropped stones and storing the rest for later use in his Hammer-space backpack. The slayer looked for more of the stones before he then started to move away from the area trying to find the exit of this damn cave. The journey was silent and boring for the slayer seeing only more of this cave and nothing else,only hearing heavy thumps and bangs above him. His patience then reached a breaking point after the noises above became more prevalent, as he then jumped up to the ceiling and punched through it breaking through to the layer above or hopefully the surface of the planet.

The slayer pulled himself up from the hole he made up above as he saw a white haired boy and another of those Baron of Hell look alikes both staring at him as he rose from the ground. The Baron of Hell look alike snapped out of his stupor first and roared as it raised its fist against him, as the boy scurried away from it as it charged for an attack against the slayer. The slayer had a bored expression on his face again as he brought up his Gauss Cannon and pulled the trigger and the beasts upper half then exploded. The slayer looked unimpressed again as he then searched for the stone that was dropped by the beast.

The slayers search was interrupted as the boy from earlier approached him with a shocked look on his face as he had faint trickles of blood on his face from the Baron of Hell look alike being splattered. "Thank you for that. If you came a moment to late I might of been a goner." He smiled shakily as he stretched out his hand expecting the slayer to shake only to be met with indifference from him as he continued his search for the magic stone. "Umm, I dont think you'll find the magic stone, it was probably shattered from what you did to the Minotaur."

Now the slayer had a name for the Minotaur and the stones that replenished his ammo. 'Stupid name for the stones though' he thought as he then heard running come from another tunnel in the cave, as he raised the Gauss Cannon. The figure that came running out would of been considered beatiful by most, with her long golden hair, flawless face and golden eyes, but the slayer was not most people. He gave a momentary glance over the equipment that the boy and girl possessed, seeing it to be Renaissance or Medieval. The slayer didn't care if he got it incorect, seeing what the people on this planets technological progress was concerning if he wanted to get back to earth, before he began to move away from the duo.

"Sir was it you who killed the Minotaur." The girl asked to the slayer after a few seconds of uncomfortable silence. The slayer momentarily faltered before he then continued, having no actual way to communicate with the two. The girl had a look of shock on her face at being so callously ignored before the boy spoke up "Yes it was him who did it." he stammered out.

"Hey Ais where are you." a voice called out from the same cave the newly dubbed Ais had came out revealing a grey haired man with wolf features and a blue tattoo on the left side of his face. The slayer immediately brought out his pistol seeing what the new person was before lowering it seeing him as no threat. "What the hell happened here." He asked gruffly looking between the smears of blood on the wall and Bell, a spotless Ais, and a bloody slayer.

"This man here killed the Minotaur, Bete. He doesnt appear to what to talk to any of us though." Ais said to Bete who then looked at the slayer and growled at the man ignoring his fellow familia member.

"Listen here buddy, you have a awful way of thanking two 1st class adventurers who came rushing to stop a rampaging Minotaur." He said as he walked up to the slayer fist clenched, as he put away his pistol unnoticed by the other three with, Ais and the boy only focusing on Bete, and said angry werewolf on the slayers helmeted face.

"Bete it was our fault the Minotaurs were loose. We should be thanking him for making sure that one didnt injure anyone." Ais said trying to calm down her partner.

"Thats not the point Ais, we should have some more respect or at least gratitude for us coming up here." He finished now behind the slayer as he placed his hand on the slayers right soldier trying to force him to look at him. The slayer huffed as he wondered what he should do, turn around and face this prick, or just walk away and hear him get pissed off. The slayer chose the latter as he then shook the hand off him and as he walked away into a new tunnel. Bete growled and tried to follow, only to be stopped by Ais who had a sturn look on her features. "Are you going to let that ungrateful bastard just walk away Ais. He disrespected the both of us and our familia."

"Just forget it Bete we need to head back down to join with the others." Ais said as she then walked away from a silent and motionless Bell, and Bete followed muttering furiously.Bell decided he should end it for today and cash in the few magic stones and decided to catch up to the slayer who he decided it was best to follow. Bell then ran off after him as the hole the slayer made started to repair itself, before it faltered and crumbled to the original shape the slayer made.


"Mr. green knight sir." The kid asked as he ran up to walk next to the slayer, "I still need to thank you for saving me." He finished awkwardly as the slayer looked at him. The slayer had an indifferent look on his face, the only thing he was searching for now was either a way back to hell to continue his crusade or a way off this planet to get to earth. "I know I don't have that much to offer but i'm sure me and my goddess could scrounge something up for us." The slayer tensed up at what the boy had said. Did he mean it metaphorically or a bastard taking advantage of him, his fist still clenched at this news. The only real gods that exist is the Father in Urdak, creator of the universe and formerly leading the now corrupted maykrs, and the Dark Lord, ruler of the horde.

"Umm sir are you alright." He asked noticing the slayers anger "are you upset about taking charity from someone who you assisted." He asked hurriedly. The slayer glared out of his helmet as he then continued to walk, intent on finding and butchering this false god taking advantage of this kid. The rest of the walk was in silence, with the slayer still thinking of what to do with the problem of communication, being reminded once more of the backup version of Vega. He was mostly following the kid next to him and going the opposite way other people were going. "Should be nearly at Orario now." The boy muttered as they found the last staircase until they were home free. They both ascended the stairs with the slayer taking the lead now passing by other adventurers on their way down below. Then finally, they reached the surface revealing a room with multiple people discussing various topics and plenty of tables,

"Umm can you wait by the exit, I'll cash the magic stones in and we'll be on our way." The boy said looking at a set of doors wich the slayer obliged and stood next leaning on a wall arms crossed. He watched what the boy was doing as he approached a women with pointed ears, brown hair and green eyes, who started to have a conversation with him. The slayer then stopped caring about what was happening with the two, as he then thought of that snake Hayden and his batrayal. He did see where Hayden was coming from when he first started to research Argent energy as a way to fix earth's resource crisis but he ignored all the red flags that harnessing literal hell energy gave, and the demons in hell. Now all of the UAC Mars base staff are dead, Haydens on his way to earth with the crucible and he's trapped on this planet.

"Hey, have a look at that guy armour.""Never seen him before.""Looks like atleast a 2nd rate adventurer." A cacophony of conversations sprung up around the slayer as many were muttering with their friends or colleagues about who he was.

"Umm sir i'm finally finished." The kid said as the slayer noticed him and then opened the doors for himself and the kid as they then made there way down to where the supposed 'goddess' was.


Freya stared down at the street just below the Tower of Babel. The most unique and brilliant soul just appeared right now, seemingly out of nowhere, like it just came out of the dungeon right now. The soul she stared at was beautiful. It was a swirling colour of red, orange and yellow, that seemed to be as bright as the sun and makes all adventurers souls dim by comparison and normal civilians non-existent. Hell it may be brighter then a few gods souls she thought, as she was transfixed by the soul as it swirled around passively in a haze of red, orange and yellow like it was just asking for someone to become obsessed with it.

Freya sat on her chair breathing fast, her goblet of wine on the floor as she dropped it as soon as she saw the soul below of her. She continued staring at the soul before she noticed it to be furious. No that was to weak to describe the burning hatred that was emanating of his soul as it then began to swirl rapidly, the more she stared. She then had to see what this person looked like and what was angering him so much, as she then used her magic mirror and located the person who captured her attention undivided.

What she saw made her gasp all she saw was a man in green armour look directly into her eyes through the mirror with nothing but pure contempt and anger. It was as though he knew she was spying on him, which was impossible before she started to take notice of the mirror somehow chipping and cracking. She hastily stopped using both her divine mirror and discerning eye, as she laid back in her chair a smile of wonder and excitement on her face. Somehow this adventurer somehow escaped her attention, but now she had her whole attention on him as she felt her beating heart slow down to normal once more, with her face still flushed from excitement.


The Doom Slayer was pissed.

He was utterly enraged.

His anger was now a bottomless abyss of pure rage.

Some random being thought they had the right to observe him like a animal at a zoo or in a cage. He felt were the observer was, they were up in the tower staring down at him thinking he was a new toy or something akin to that. He stopped in the street looking back up at the tower hatred burning in his eyes as he stared up at it, glaring at them, daring them to continue.

The kid then noticed he had stopped and looked back to see what is wrong, as he stared at the Tower of Babel. "Umm, mister is something wrong." He asked as the slayer looked at him before he continued to follow the kid through the streets with him taking glances at him every few seconds, before making it to more quiet and rundown areas before arriving finally at the ruins of a church. "Follow me its bit, unorganised inside." The kid said as he entered the building with the slayer following looking at the ruins of what would be a grand former church.

Bell then reached the back of the church opening the door and glancing to see where the slayer was as he somehow pulled out a cylindrical object and carrying it with both hands, walking to where he was.

Bell then reached the bottom of the staircase and announced, "Uhh hello, are you still here goddess." He announced making it to the bottom of the basement, before a sqeal was heard and the slayer saw apparently a child tackle him. "Welcome home bell." The child then looked up at him, "You sure are back early." She said.

"Yeah almost got myself killed in the dungeon today, but someone saved me before that happened." He said before the goddess could worry the slayer took it as his que to come down and show himself. The goddess gasped at the sight of a heavily armoured man come down the stairs behind Bell and him permeating a feeling of pure rage.

"Urr Bell..." she trailed off before composing herself "who is he." She demanded her only familia member to answer. "Goddess, I already said he saved me in the dungeon, I was thinking we can pay him back with something." He replied back. "Yeah well in case you don't remember we're broke, we can barely afford food and you adventure equipment." She said back. "Ohh yeah didnt think about that." He said sheepishly.

While thos exchange was happening the slayer put away his super shotgun. The diminutive women wasn't a god per se but she could be considered one by the primitive beings on this planet who have never seen the maykrs. The two then stopped having there conversation and the goddess approached the slayer fear plastered on her face. "Im sorry but we have nothing to pay you back at the moment but we can get you something later on." She said smiling hopefully that the behemoth before her wouldn't attack her or her only familia member. The man then nodded and walked back up to the main part of church as the now named Bell discussed something with his goddess.

The slayer sat on a old rotting bench contemplating what he should do know. He continued staying ther as he heard shouts below then silence and soon night had arrived. The slayer then had a idea spontaneously appear in his mind about what to do about tonight. He pulled out the backup of Vega and took of his helmet seeing if he could place his ally in his suit by somehow connecting the chip with his helmet. Cautiously the slayer dismantled his helmet, making sure to keep all peices separate and organised so he can repair his helmet. The slayer meticulously had made his helmet just become its basic frame made by 'The Wretch' as hell had so kindly dubbed him, and found what looked to be the port he can use for for Vega's back up. He then carefully inserted Vega in it and started to reassemble his helmet with the chip still in.

A total of three hours of work and he finally had done it, vega in his armour and his helmet having nothing out of place. He placed on his helmet ready to hear the calm and collected voice of his companion before he noticed a bar saying chip download. The slayer sighed as he himself thought that he should sleep just to not be bored by the download speed and just calm himself down after the whole Mars base infestation of demons.