As Gaass waved to Dexa, he waved back. He was walking to the elevator with Lucas, who was staring straight ahead, wanting to get there as soon as possible. God, humans were easy to break…

The doors opened, and the elevator was empty. Perfect. The two enter the elevator, Lucas behind Dexa. As soon as those doors shut, Lucas had stuffed his face in his bosses' trouser-clad ass, muffling his moans as he sniffed the sweat and remnant of gas. Dexa pushed back with force, slamming Lucas's head on the back of the elevator wall, forcing his face further in. The elevator continues down, the bumpiness only adding to Lucas's sheer humiliation- not that he minds too much- he'd been conditioned to love this. "Oooh, that one felt good." Dexa moaned, his suit bulging. He spied the elevator number reach 2, yanking Lucas up and acting nonchalantly.

By the time the doors opened, Lucas was a hot, sweaty mess and Dexa was just smirking. Dexa, ever the gentleman, walks Lucas to his car, waving him off. Lucas almost gets into a fender bender, only because he's not paying attention to anything but Dexa as he waves him off.

And then Dexa was walking- walking to his intended destination. He'd promised to pick Ethan up, so he was going to need a car… he knew the perfect place. He and Gaass had previously used it as a hunting grounds in previous escapades, so he knew it was usually empty. He'd better secure the car owner's skin, too, considering his terrible driving in years past. Once he'd made it there, he got to finding a level of the multi-storey with few cars- less potential witnesses.

He skulks about, waiting for a suitable skin to walk to a car. He spots a guy- he's not too big, pretty small by human standards… but he'd have to do. Cue the acting.

"Oh, God! You've got to help me!" Dexa yelled, running to the man, seemingly in distress. "What- what's wrong? Are you okay?" He asked, puzzled at Dexa's seemingly fine appearance. "I need your help." Dexa began, pushing the guy to the ground, sitting on his torso. "Ah- get off of me!" He yelled, but Dexa's next move silenced him completely. Whilst still sitting on his victim, he reached up and began to unzip his Theo suit. He grunted, the zip still new- he hadn't taken this skin off for days now. The blue compression light reflected in his victim's eyes, which were full of fear and dread. Dexa began carefully pulling down his skin down his head, and his suit squelched as he let out a string of farts, vibrating on the man's torso. "Ohh, I never get tired of this!" He laughs, pulling the skin down his torso, letting his arms out free, his claws extending viciously. A royal shame he was going to be turning this one into a suit- he would be a right treat to slash to pieces. With his skin across his waist, he lets it sit there as he slashes into the poor guy's forehead, killing him instantly. He stands, pulling the lifeless skin down the rest of his big stomach, around the curves of his ass, and down his thick legs, finally stepping out of it. "Mmmm, feels good to be naked…" He says aloud, before getting to work with the suit, sewing a zip into the forehead and treating himself to the insides. The pool of blood in the middle of the car park may be an issue, but Dexa didn't really care- he wasn't one of those human serial killers he'd heard so much about, he didn't have to cover his tracks.

He puts his new suit on- a very tight squeeze. So skinny, damn- it might break on him… "You only have to endure it for a few minutes, Dexa," he'd told himself, finding the car key and unlocking the car. He put his Theo skin in the boot, shutting it carefully. He looked down at his stomach, it was bulging- the compression wasn't going to last long, he had to get this car back to the office. PHHHHBBBBTTT! A loud fart erupted from his backside, making him keel over. "Almost ripped a hole in myself then…" He mutters, getting into the car and trying to re-familiarise himself with the controls of a human vehicle.

He had been banned from driving by his brother after what his brother calls the 'Police Chase Catastrophe'. So, he may or may not have mowed down a few pedestrians and caused £15,000 in damages… and been arrested, finding a new skin in the form of the officer that arrested him. Gaass was so angry at him… ahh, happy days.

It was soon becoming clear why Gaass was so adamant about Dexa driving. It had taken him about five minutes just to reach the exit, and his suit was bulging out even more. His fat true form was trying its best to burst out- Oh, Clom, it's gonna be a few more minutes yet..!

Just as he'd gotten onto the road, merging illegally into oncoming traffic and swerving past a red light, he had been stopped by an officer.

"Licence and registration."

Dexa just nods, bending down as carefully as he can to check the compartments for any documentation. He lets out a loud fart, moaning. "Sir, this is not a joke. Licence and registration."

"Never said it was- just in a rush to get home… you know, heh." Dexa found a wallet, seeing 'Driving Licence'. Okay. He'd be okay. No arrests today.

"Were you aware of how recklessly you were driving?"

"Errr, well… here's the thing," FRRRTTT! "I'm actually in a bit of a…" FAAAAARTTT! "Rush!" Prrt.

"Yes- I can," the officer coughs "I can tell. Just go."

"Wow, how unprofessional." Dexa thought, as he drove, albeit more carefully, back to the office.

He parks the car outside the office block, rushing to grab his Theo skin. The coast was clear, so he dashed to the alley as fast as he could. Once there, he keeled over a dumpster- this suit was gonna blow!

PHHHHHHHHBBBBTTTT! FRRTTT! PHHBBBBTT! HHRRRMMMP! PRRRTTTT!

A massive hole is ripped in the suit, Dexa's ass being exposed. He groaned, the skin seemingly getting looser and looser. He ripped the skin up his back, letting one of his claws free, using it to slash his other extremities free.

All that was left was a skin suit in many pieces. He groaned, kicking at the skin. "Useless piece of shit… thank Clom it was only temporary." He hunches over, grabbing each piece of the skin and dumping them in the dumpster. "Worthless skin…" He mutters, putting Theo back on.

As he zipped the skin up, he felt up his stomach. "Ahh, glad to see you're happier in there." He giggled, making his way to the building.

As the elevator dinged, he spied his brother having some fun with an employee… hah, that Liam bloke. He was exactly Gaass's type of human- nerdy, had a beard. He watched them for a moment before joining in.

After those escapades, and his brother cursing him for asking Liam to fuck him, Dexa retired into his office, his suit's clothes in tow. He didn't bother to put them back on, just sitting in the leather chair with his bare bum, it creaking under his weight. With the sounds of Gaass moaning in the other room, he suddenly remembered about the gym situation. He grabbed his communicator, stolen technology from a couple of different alien species, rewired by yours truly. He accessed a log of Slitheen Earth activities, scrolling down the list of operations.

An operation to harness nuclear energy…

An operation to domesticate humans as common household pets- that one seemed interesting, but Dexa kept scrolling.

An operation at a local gym- aha, this is the one.

"We'll guarantee you'll get big here. Enquire now!" The slogan read. Huh.

He read the specifics, noting that it seemed to be a gym for Slitheen to pick up their next meal, or hookup- or both. Well, he'd feel a lot more comfortable going to a gym where it was his brethren running the joint… okay, sure. He contacted them, being connected almost instantly.

"You are accessing a top-secret operation. Please confirm your identity. State your name."

"Dexa Nod Glesh Kossadeer-Gas Slitheen."

"Hold on…" A few typing sounds…

"Confirmed. How can we help?"

"I'd like to sign up- I'm bringing a human- but I'll keep an eye on him."

"Hah- that's a good idea, some of our patrons are… quite a lot to handle. I can book you both in, you just need to come to the desk in person."

"Is tomorrow morning, around 7 okay?"

"Of course," a belch, "Sorry, just had a meal of my own… ooof, he went down good."

Dexa laughs. "I'll see you tomorrow."

"Of course. Goodbye!"

As he hangs up, he hears the sound of Gaass cumming and he laughs. Clearly that Liam was good at what he's asked to do.

Early the next morning, Dexa wakes up after a short nap- he doesn't need as much sleep as humans, so he spent most of the night nervously pestering his brother.

"Dexa, I am trying to sort this out."

"Would you stop that?"

"I am not going to talk about Liam anymore!"

Dexa brushed his skin suit off, making sure it looked presentable enough. "You do know that humans usually don't wear a full suit to the gym?" Gaass points out. Dexa just stares at him. "Well how was I meant to know?! Ah, fuck it- I'll jack some new clothes on the way."

And with that, after stealthily stealing some gym clothes from a random clothing store, he got in the car and began to drive, ever so slowly, to Ethan's place.

He pulled up outside a house in a sleepy suburb of West London, looking around and sniffing for his potential mate. Suddenly, he picks up on a massive stench of cologne- damn, he went all out. Too bad Dexa still smells like… well, Dexa. Ethan notices the car, locking his door and beginning to walk to it. He's dressed in a black and red hoodie, with white gym shorts. He looked incredible.

"Hey!" He calls, opening the car door, immediately being hit by the stench of pure Dexa, and his face reacts. "Hah- you must've known my car would smell the same." Dexa grins, laughing with Ethan as he gets in and buckles up. And they're off.

"Well, I did imagine it'd smell like you- but that's charming. Means it's yours!"

Dexa laughed- if only he knew. "So… how did you sleep?"

"Ah- I didn't, really. Was up all night- my father is hounding me about getting a proper job."

"A proper job? What's wrong with working with me? Except, well, the obvious…"

Ethan laughed at that, but continued. "Ah, he's just upset that I went to uni for computer engineering instead of medicine."

"Parents can be super overbearing, huh? I still remember mine- tried to force me into the family business. I couldn't be bothered with it, so I just go 'round and…" Dexa realises. "I mean- I started my own business… hah." Ethan just smiles. "I think that's great. You're an entrepreneur!" He squeezes Dexa's thigh, the shift in pressure making him fart. "Ahh, damn, was trying to hold that one in, you menace." Ethan just laughs.

Once they arrive at the gym, Ethan comments on its green colour scheme. "Ah, yeah, I come here all the time- love the colours they use!" They both walk in, and the front desk attendant looks up immediately, sniffing, looking at Dexa… then to Ethan… then back to Dexa. "Hi, we're getting booked in today. Why don't you go on through, Ethan? I'll sort out all the paperwork for you." Dexa smiles, and Ethan nods. He walks in to the gym, shutting the door.

"Hey- so, it's for me- Dexa, we spoke on the phone last night- just didn't wanna give it away that I've never actually been here."

"Ahh, trying to impress the lad, huh?" The front desk attendant laughed. "You just trying to get a meal, or… do I smell romance?" Dexa just grunts. "I don't know yet- he's cute. Could I see myself wearing him? Yes. But I just like… him." The attendant nods. "Honestly, it's a nice change of pace… there's a bunch here that just like the ol' wine and dine, if you catch my meaning." He turns round, pointing through the glass. "You'd better get in there- Tom's sniffing 'round your guy, and I don't want to have to break up a fight." Dexa nods, quickly making his way in.

"You new here?" Tom asked, sniffing Ethan nonchalantly.

"Err, yeah! I'm here with my boss- he's a regular, hah- maybe you know him, Theo?"

Tom shook his head. "Haven't heard of him- unless that's him there?" He points, and Ethan turns round. "Yup! Hey, Theo. Come on, slowcoach!"

Dexa smiled, eyeing Tom with a stern look. Tom got the message, nodding. "Ahh, right- I see. Yeah- Theo, nice to see you again, man." He laughs nervously, farting. "Oof- sorry about that!" Ethan laughed, walking away to put his stuff in a locker.

"Sorry, man, won't happen again. You wining and dining that snack?" Tom smirked, grabbing his bulge.

Dexa shook his head. "Not sure yet- I think I like him for… him." Tom seems surprised, but goes with it. "Well- if you two aren't exclusive- I am more than happy to, er, hunt with you… anytime." He winks, walking off to another man who was watching them suspiciously. Dexa considers his offer, before Ethan taps him on the shoulder.

"Sounds like the guys here are your crowd!" He laughs, Dexa joining in. "Yeah- truth be told, this is the only gym that hasn't kicked us out yet."

The two start their workout, Dexa having to be on alert for any other Slitheen who want Ethan as their own. Though, it seems Tom had alerted most of them to stay away. Clearly, he had a reputation.

After finishing their workout, both were sweaty messes. Dexa managed to peek several looks at Ethan as he applied deodorant and changed into his work clothes. God, he was so hot. He imagined himself kissing him in a forest, or on a beach… somewhere discreet, secluded. He's snapped back into reality when Ethan asks him, for the fifth time. "Should we go get some coffee?"

There's a quaint coffee shop across from the gym- not one of those big chains, a small family-run business. The two enter, the door dinging shut as they take a seat in the nearest window booth. Ethan orders a small mocha, wanting to keep it light. Dexa orders a latte- the only coffee that didn't completely wreck his Slitheen insides.

"So… Ethan. Tell me about where you grew up."

"Ahh, I grew up in Ealing. Strange place, truth be told- bunch of weird stuff happened sometimes, and it always seemed to be Ealing at the centre…"

"Oh? Like what?" Dexa asks, interested.

"Ahh, well- there was this one time that all the power went out- but not just the electricity- candles wouldn't work, and then- the sun went out! And- don't even get me started on the moon almost crashing into the planet!"

Dexa stifled a laugh, knowing members of his family were behind both of those plans- well, they had unwillingly helped with the moon… "Wow- yeah, I remember those."

"Where were you living?"

Dexa considers for a moment. Where did Theo Lowrie grow up? "Ah, I grew up in Westminster- my dad was a banker, my mother was- well. She wasn't in the picture much." A true story. "It was just my brother and I."

"Oh? You have a brother?"

Dexa nods. "Yeah.. uh, his name's Jacob."

"As in… Jacob Reeves? That other guy at the office?"

"Ahh, yeah, that's right." Shit.

"But… if you don't mind me asking, you both have different surnames…"

Dexa panics slightly, before blurting out, "He's married!" Ethan cocks his head. "Yep! He's married." Fuck, Gaass isn't gonna be happy about this… at least Ethan doesn't question the lack of family resemblance.

"Oh, that's lovely! Well, I don't have any siblings. I was an only child. Spoilt rotten, my dad says."

"Oh, I can imagine so. I mean, I'm spoiling you with this coffee… must be a trend running into your adult life."

"Hah- well… I must admit, my partners have all spoilt me as well… so it must be a trend." He blushed at that.

"You've dated before, then?" Dexa asks, boldly wanting to press Ethan and know more.

"Yeah- plenty of times. Bunch of fun in uni, too… naturally. Although, computer science students don't get much action." He sighs. "What about you? Any past relationships?"

"Ahh, yeah. A few. Back at home, dated this guy who just used me for my body."

"That's awful! But… I can see what he was talking about." A subtle flirt.

Dexa smiles. "Well, I've changed a lot since then."

"Oh, I don't know… I still see a hot body in front of me." Ethan almost can't believe what he just said, blushing a deep crimson. Dexa smirks, moving to the other side of the booth, sidling up to Ethan. "I can see a hot body in front of me, too."

Ethan leans in, the moment feeling right.

Bzzzz! Bzzzz! Bzzzz! Bzzzz! Ethan's phone.

"Oh, sorry- it's my alarm for work. It's half 8, so- ah… we should probably get going." He smiles apologetically. Dexa nods, frowning slightly.

The car ride to the office is quiet- not even Dexa's backside was making any noise. They pull in to the car park, and walk in to the building together. Still silent. They reach the elevator. It's packed full- full of employees from other offices. Dexa looks at Ethan, and they exchange a look. Dexa smirks, and Ethan knows what's happening, bracing himself. As soon as the doors close…

PHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTT!

Ethan and Dexa start laughing, the rest of the people in the elevator complaining about the smell. The first stop the elevator takes, everybody gets out- leaving Ethan and Dexa alone.

"Classic you." Ethan says. The doors close, and Dexa moves in closer.

"I believe I owe you something from earlier."

The two kiss, slow and romantic.

They pull away from one another eventually.

Dexa laughs nervously, still smiling. "Let's try and keep this… outside of work hours." Ethan nods. "Of course, boss." He says, playfully.

The two step out, and go about their days. Separately.