Brick Like Me The Lego Episode! Everyone is made of Lego! Then Lego Homer is having visions of the 2D universe.

Plot

There are no gags as we cut straight to the episode.

snoring) Homer is asleep.

"Homie! Homie, wake up! You're having a nightmare." said Marge.

"It's not selling out. It's co-branding. Co-branding!" said Homer in his sleep tossing and turning probably.

"Wake up!" said Marge.

(Homer grunting) Something wasn't right... Mainly that his wife was a Lego person.

"Oh, honey, the best part of every day is waking up to your smiling face." said Homer.

"Oh..." Marge sighed in love as she smiled.

"Just like the best day of my life was when you (pop) gave me your hand in marriage." Homer said as Marge's hand popped off. They're Lego we get it... "D'oh."

(chuckles) "I'd like it back, please." said Marge.

Homer handed her um her hand. however the dog took it. (barks)

"Hey! Drop it, you stupid dog! That's one of my wife's pieces! She needs it to reciprocate high fives!" Homer yelled trying to get the Lego hand from the dog.

"High fours..." said Bart from his room.

"Don't be a smart ass, boy!" Homer yelled. (Homer grunting) As he chased the dog it broke all the Lego furniture as Lego flew everywhere.

"That's okay, Homie. I'll just grab another." Marge went to the wardrobe or closet. She got out a Lego hand holding a wine glass. "Mmm... Oh... I haven't worn this one since New Year's."

(sizzling) In the kitchen the Simpsons had breakfast while Marge cooked fried eggs. they used Lego studs to represent fried eggs.

"Hmm. Is it just me, or does something seem... weird today?" said Bart eating his breakfast.

"You're right- something is different about the Simpsons today. Your father's wearing a tie." said Marge as Homer had a different tie on.

"Wow... Bart's right about something, for once..." Lisa sighed.

Bart pulled a face at her. "Oh, that's what's different!" He commented.

"That's the one and only thing." said Lisa.

Maggie was playing with a toy car.

"Maggie! Stop that! No more playing with your food." said Marge to Maggie. Maggie fiddled with some Lego bricks turning the car into a bottle of milk and drank her milk.

"Marge, she's just a baby... you have to be gentle..." said Lego Oscar.

"Aw, they're so cute when they're Duplo." said Homer. Maggie is gigantic compared to her family, because she's made of Duplo.

...

Homer is driving about Lego Springfield. the TARDIS flies about. homer passes the First bank of Springfield. now called First Brick of Springfield. XD.

"Uh, yes, is this a toy store?" He asked a Lego Raphael.

"Uh-huh." said Raphael.

"I'm supposed to get my daughter a birthday present- hmm, what's it called? Here it is. Perky Patty's Princess Shop." said Homer.

"That'll be X dollars." Rapheal replied. Homer paid for it and left.

(grunts) (groans) He accidently ran over Krusty and Mr Teeny.

"Oh! I'm so sorry- but I have an awesome excuse: I was distracted driving." said Homer.

"Oh, don't worry about it. (chuckles): Good thing we don't feel pain." Krusty laughed as Lego people put him back together again.

However they put the wrong legs on him. "Hey! These are the monkey's legs!"

(whimpers) (panicked chattering) Mr Teeny with Krusty's legs fled.

"Come back! I'm a clown! I can't afford to look ridiculous!" Krusty chased after him.

Homer winced.

Gandalf is in a magic duel with the Wicked Witch of the West.

Homer winced.

It's co-branding... there's LEGO everything now...

...

After Bart and Lisa finished breakfast.

"Okay, Oscar, Hugo, Eric. Breakfast!" said Lego Marge.

"Coooool! I'm Lego!" said Oscar sitting down.

"Uh yes Oz..." said Marge serving breakfast ie cereal for Oscar and fish heads for Hugo.

A giant Eric made of Duplo crawled in. Because babies are Duplo. Marge fed him.

...

On the way to school.

Bart winced as the Bat Mobile zoomed off down the road.

"Co branding. Like how Disney now owns you..." said Oscar.

"Um not yet Oscar..." Bart sighed.

"Milhouse is texting you..." said Hugo.

"Don't look at my phone!" Bart snapped.

Then the TARDIS made of Lego flew about.

Bart winced.

"Hi!" said the main character of Lego Movie.

Bart face palmed.

Then Lego Gandalf!

"You shall not pass!"

Bart winced. "Okay we get it! So many franchises..."

Sonic arrived. Bart sighed.

"Hey Bart. Just take it! Take it! Take it! Take it!" Sonic yelled.

Bart face palmed.

"No Bart! Stealing is wrong!" said Lee Carvallo of that boring golf game.

Bart ran to school screaming.

...

At school.

Milhouse had something to show Bart.

(school bell ringing)

"Hey, Bart, check out what I brought for share day." Milhouse is holding a Lego Skunk.

"Whoa! A skunk! Who should we stink first?" Bart smirked.

"It can't spray- it's been de-sacked." said Milhouse. The skunk sprayed him. "Ew! The gypsy skunk-seller lied!"

"I did not lie!" said Treehouse of Horror XII gypsy.

The skunk escaped and caused panic. (panicked yelling)

"He went in there!" Milhouse said as the skunk went in a hole in the wall. Bart and Milhouse took bricks from the wall and built a tunnel.

"Stop it! If you pull out those bricks, the whole school could collapse!" Willie told them off.

"But there's a skunk in there." said Milhouse.

(gasps) "Scottish steak!" Willie gasped. He smashed through the wall to catch the skunk. The entire school collapsed in a heap of Lego.

(students groaning)

(both Bart and Milhouse gasp) Because Skinner arrived!

"You are going to rebuild every brick of this school." said Skinner giving them instructions.

"This says: ages 12 and up." said Bart. He was too young to build the school.

"Oh nooooo! Bart might eat the Lego!" Willie teased him.

"Age guidelines are conservative," said Skinner.

"Woohoo! Conservative! In your face socialists!" Oscar cheered.

"As I was saying... and everyone knows it. And to motivate you, some words of support from the school chum." said Skinner.

"Haw-haw!" Nelson laughed.

"Thank you, Nelson." said Skinner.

...

In 2D Springfield or Cartoon Springfield.

(Homer humming)

He went into Android's dungeon.

"One Perky Patty's Princess Shop, please." said Homer.

"Ah. Always good to meet a fellow AMFOP." said Comic book Guy.

"Huh?" said Homer.

"Adult Male Fan of Princesses." Comic Book Guy explained.

"It's for my daughter." said Homer.

"Yes, yes, it's always for the daughter." said Comic Book Guy.

"Well, that's weird. I feel like I've seen this toy before." said Homer.

In Lego Springfield, Lego Homer went to Lego Android's Dungeon and Bought the Perky Princess set too.

Then he accidentally ran over Krusty and Mr Teeny and caused a humorous situation.

...

Anyway the Lego set was for Lisa. Apparently she likes Lego. Because she bought some when she made her own Facebook parody.

"Hey, Lego is my thing. Especially because I leave it spilt all over the floor so people step in it." said Oscar.

"Ow!" Bart cried from upstairs as he had stepped in Lego.

Oscar laughed.

"Yes well I'm playing with this Perky Princess set." said Lisa building things out of Lego.

...

At school in Lego Springfield.

Bart and Milhouse rebuilt the school. They were laying down the bare shape of the school in bricks to make out the rooms.

"Ooooooh! This is exhausting! This all that skunk's fault!" Bart whined.

"Hey!" Ozzie, a skunk boy who is sometimes a skunk furry and sometimes a boy with a skunk tail yelled.

Bart smelt something terrible. It was so awful he gagged and retched. "Milhouse you got skunked!"

"I know." said Milhouse.

"Milhouse that stink will not go away! Until you have a tomato bath and burn your clothes, that is." said Bart.

...

Elsewhere Emmet from the Lego Movie was loafing about.

"Hiiiiii!" said Emmet.

Lego Homer screamed.

Then Lord Business was panning something evil.

"Mwuhahahaha!" Lord Business laughed.

Homer winced. "Mr Burns is even more evil..."

"Uh... I have no idea who that is..." said Emmet.

...

2D Springfield.

"Do you like it, honey?" Homer asked Lisa giving her the Lego set.

"I love it, Dad! Thank you." said Lisa.

"Well, have fun putting it together." said Homer leaving.

"Wait, wha... Dad, don't you want to build it with me?" asked Lisa.

"Well, there's no dad on the box. I don't want to get in trouble. (laughs): Of course I do!" said Homer.

"Halt! We are the fun police! This is not a father and daughter activity!" said the fun police.

Homer winced.

Later. Homer and Lisa are playing with Lego. They built a pink medieval kingdom with unicorns etc.

"Mm-hmm. Well, what do you know? I enjoyed playing with you." said Homer.

"Me, too, Dad." said Lisa sighing happily.

"No, no, no. Listen to me. We played... and it wasn't boring." Homer explained.

"We've played lots of times." said Lisa.

"Of course we have! Because you're my girl and I love you." said Homer. D'aaaawwwwww! "But I'm letting you in on a secret. When parents play with their kids, they don't like it. And I'm no different." said Homer.

"Oh. Suddenly I can't breathe. Every fiber of my being screams out for a nap." Lisa had hypertension in shock.

"And if someone handed me an issue of The New Yorker, (chuckles): I would read the fiction. I swear to God I would." said Homer.

"Dad all of the New Yorker is fiction..." said Hugo.

Lisa frowned and shook her her head. It's a liberal magazine... of course she believes it without question...

Also The posh "We have periodicals on micro fiiiiiiish!" guy was on the cover.

"Wow. But there are millions of parents in the world. Surely some of them like playing with..." asked Lisa.

"Nope, not even one." said Homer. "Just look at the things you kids like: tea parties with pretend food;"

"Dad I'm not allowed to use the kettle..." said Lisa.

Oscar drank real tea from a real tea set.

"hide-and-seek with flagrant peeking; and the most inhumane torture ever devised by man... (shudders) Candy Land." said Homer. Mwuhahahaha! Candy land...

"How dare you! I love Candy Land!" Oscar snapped.

Homer winced.

Plot 2

In Lego verse town Harry Potter was smashing stuff up and collecting golden studs.

"Well this is just annoying." said Lego Moe.

"Yeah but no one can be hurt." said Lego Lenny.

"I think the entire point of these block building games is to smash stuff up for golden studs..." said Carl.

In Class Oscar was playing Power Rangers with his Lego and making Megazords with the Lego.

Ace winced.

At home.

Lego Homer kept having visions of the 2D universe.

"Oh god! I imagined a world where only toys were made of Lego and people were made of a soft squishy substance!" Homer gasped.

"Homer that's crazy talk! Everyone is made of Lego!" said Marge.

Giant Maggie crawled in.

"Except babies who are made of Duplo." said Marge.

"Marge, I'm telling you, it was so weird. My body was squishy, and my hands looked like snakes made of meat! It was horrible!" said Homer.

"Oh, Homie, it was probably just a mini-stroke." said Marge.

"You're just saying that to make me feel better." said Homer glum.

"Whatever you saw, it wasn't real. That's how the world works. Everything fits with everything else, and nobody ever gets hurt." said Marge.

"I know." said Homer.

At school Bart took a break from rebuilding the school to give Milhouse a tomato bath.

"Bart this isn't rebuilding the-" said Skinner.

"Milhouse got skunked." said Bart.

"I see. Or rather, I smell... Peeeeeyeeeeeew!" said Skinner.

Milhouse sat in a tub of tinned tomatoes and oil scrubbing himself.

Willie kept adding vodka to it.

"Willie stop trying to turn Milhouse's tomato bath into a Bloody Mary..." Bart sighed.

...

Homer had more visions. He saw 2D Homer in the mirror.

"Aaaaaaagh!" Lego Homer screamed. "Get out of my mirror!"

"Hey I have every right to be here!" said 2D Homer.

"So do I." said Evil Homer from the mirror universe with evil Homer but he loves his sons. Dumb Lisa, clever Bart and Evil Marge.

"I'm in the calendar!" said another Homer in the calendar.

Lego Homer winced.

Evil Homer sipped a martini. "Do you fools mind?! I am planning world domination!"

Lego Homer, regular Homer and calendar Homer winced.

Homer to take his mind off these horrible visions went to Moe's.

"Moe I need to destroy a few million brain cells." said Homer.

"Okay, one beer coming up." said Moe.

He poured see through gem studs into a glass.

"Ah. Lego studs mean liquids as usual." said Homer.

School.

"Ugh! Rebuilding the same boring old school. I could make this place so much cooler if they just gave me a chance." said Bart building. He had an idea.

(yawns) (snoring) Willie was sleeping.

(sneaky chuckling) Jimbo etc were up to no good.

(gasps) Skinner saw what Bart did to the school in his attempts to improve it. "What have you done to my school?"

"I put in a rock-climbing wall, all the classrooms are skate parks, we got zip-line stairwells, Terminator gym teachers," Cooooool! There were Terminator endoskeletons in the gym. "your office is now a haunted forest- extra ghosts- and, if you can believe it, two tetherball poles." said Bart. There was a haunted forest.

"Coooool!" said Oscar.

"How will children learn if they don't feel like they're in kid jail?" Skinner lamented.

"Relax. I used all the same bricks. Plus Ralph." said Bart.

"Yo soy language lab." Ralph's head was one of the bricks of the new language lab wall.

...

The Simpsons were going to church. Homer was reluctant to go.

"But I don't want to go to church- I'm too busy going crazy." Homer whined.

"Come on, Homie. When I'm troubled, I always find solace in the airtight logic of religion." said Marge.

Lovejoy spoke about the great table, the Constructor and building kit instructions.

"Where's Bart and Lisa!" Marge gasped.

"Lisa's a Buddhist now and Bart's Catholic..." Oscar sighed.

Marge sighed annoyed.

Lovejoy continued in the background. "And everything was made of eternal, unchanging acrylonitrile butadiene styrene, or in the common tongue, "plastic.""

Hugo likes big science words. "Reverend can you say that acrylonitrile thing again?"

"Acrylonitrile butadiene styrene." said Lovejoy.

Hugo moaned aroused. "Oooooooooh!"

Homer winced.

Then he had a vision where he had fleshy hands with fingers and thumbs. He yelped.

"Homer what's wrong?" Ned asked concerned he was yelping.

"I keep having visions of this horrible flesh monster. And I just saw my hands had this meat snake things. Um what are they? I can't put my finger on it..." said Homer.

"Homer everyone is made of Lego. Our hands are simple pincers. I think you're not very well in the head." said Ned.

"Let us all lower our heads in prayer." said Lovejoy.

Everyone prayed.

"Hehehe! I got a pole arm from the Lego Medieval set..." said Oscar holding a Lego pole arm.

in prayer Homer whimpered as he had visions of 2D Homer.

2D Homer and Lisa were building Springfield.

"And... that's the church of Little Springfield." Lisa had finished building a small Lego version of the church.

"Awwww! And a tiny Lego Reverend Lovejoy too..." said Homer.

...

In 2D Springfield Lisa got some cool older friends again over the movie Survival Games. A Hunger Games rip off.

"Every Battle Royal style novel series about kids in death gladiator games is getting a movie adaption. The Maze Runner trilogy is becoming a film or films for each book." said Hugo.

"Yes but Hunger/Survival Games has a strong female lead as the main character. She has a long bow!" said Lisa.

"Yes well Maze Runner has giant mazes and um giant killer bugs..." said Hugo.

However the movie Lisa wanted to see with her friends clashed with the school Lego building competition her dad wanted to take part in with her.

Lisa did to him what he did to her in Lisa the Greek. Ditched him at the last minute.

"But Lego!" Homer whimpered.

"I'm sorry Dad." said Lisa.

Homer cried.

"Lisa how could you?!" Marge said cross with her.

"How could Dad take my gift for probability for granted just to gamble..." said Lisa.

Marge grumbled.

Donald Sutherland screamed like the aliens from Invasion of the Bodysnatchers while trying to convey his evil plan to make all the children take part in a death match, last kid standing scavenger hunt.

"Oz no..." Hugo groaned.

Also it was the Hunger Games so um someone, probably Snow, was very hungry.

Hugo face palmed.

And so Lisa and her older friends went to see the Hunger Games rip off and Homer was unhappy.

"Friday? But that's when Brick-Stock is." Homer whined.

"Um, actually, Friday is the opening night of the new Survival Games movie, and they invited me." said Lisa. Hunger Games!

"But this was our thing." said Homer.

"I know. I'm sorry, but cool older girls have never wanted to hang out with me before." said Lisa.

"Ahem! When you snuck off to college. Season 13 Episode 20." said Comic Book Guy.

Lisa winced.

"Plus how do you think I felt on Daddy Daughter day when you cancelled it because you wanted to watch the game with your friends..." Lisa frowned at Homer.

...

In Lego Universe Springfield Homer walks to the Kwik e Mart telling himself to get a grip.

"Okay, Homer, get a grip. I'm sure lots of people, every time they look in the mirror, see a hideous flesh monster. Just a one-time thing." said Homer walking the neighbourhood.

Soon he saw the familiar sight of the Kwik e Mart. However as Homer approached the store he had a vision of 2D Homer again.

(gasps) "Oh, brick me!" He gasped. "Leave me alone!" He furiously pounded the windows. "Why don't you go back where you came from!" Unfortunately Apu inside thought this angry rant was directed at him. With hilarious consequences!

"I have as much right to be here as you!" Apu yelled.

"No you don't! You're an illegal immigrant!" said Oscar smirking.

Elsewhere Bart built as further punishment for trying to make the school fun, 12 identical schools sticking to the blueprints.

"There, I finished. All 12 of them. I'll never build what I want again." Bart groaned.

"Then you've learned your lesson." said Skinner. "Too bad I got these for my birthday. They always give me the school." (groans)

"Why is this a "Be a jerk to Bart episode and not let him do what he wants?!" I loved the new school!" Oscar ranted. "Also why does Milhouse smell like tomato juice?"

"The new school was terrible! I don't want a haunted forest as my office! Or Terminators in the gym!" said Skinner.

"Well I do!" Put it back to Bart's idea!" Oscar ranted.

Skinner sighed.

Later.

Kids ran around the gym screaming as Terminators marched about shooting at them.

"I'm part of the wall!" said Ralph in the wall of the new language lab.

Skinner sat at a desk in the haunted forest with ghosts.

"Woooooooooooo!" the ghosts wailed.

"So Jimmy, you decided to throw a paper plane in class. What do you have to say for self?" said Skinner cross with a young boy and trying to ignore the ghosts bothering him and spilling his paperwork everywhere.

"Sir I'm a bit distracted by this cartoon squirrel sniffing me with his big wet shiny black nose right now." said Jimmy wincing as an evil grabbing tree restrained him by holding his wrists and ankles while a cartoon squirrel with a big wet shiny black nose sniffed his crotch.

"Oz! There's no Evil Dead trees or flipping cartoon squirrels with big wet shiny black noses in the haunted forest that is now Skinner's office!" Bart groaned.

Oscar giggled.

...

Simpsons house basement.

Lisa and Homer were building Lego Springfield.

"I can't believe all the time I wasted playing with Bart when I could have been playing with you." said Homer to Lisa as they built a Lego city.

"I can't believe I'm missing out on Survival Games..." Lisa sighed.

"Your mother was right to ground you. When a family member promises to do an activity with another they stick to it. No matter what even more fun activities pop up." said Homer.

"Okay Dad. You have to stick to that rule too. No cancelling Daddy Daughter day just because your friends are watching the game..." said Lisa.

"Aw... Our little Springfield is really turning out great. City Hall, the weird-smelling bank, Rehab World... Krustyburger, Krustyburger Express, the Krustyburger where the governor got stabbed..." said Homer.

"Oh, you two." Marge sighed happily.

Lisa sighed. "Dad weren't you originally planning a fight with a Lenny against two surfers because you sat on their fish tacos?"

"Well we're bonding now. We're a happy family.." said Homer.

Lisa sighed as she built buildings.

Outside the house, Batman parked his Batmobile.

"Yes there's LEGO Batman now..." said Batman.

...

Bart was hanging out with Jimbo and the gang as they were on better terms this season.

However Uncle James came upstairs drunk and playing with a science gizmo and saying stuff.

Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney winced.

"I don't know what he's doing up here. He usually stays in the basement." Bart stammered.

Then Hugo ran in, feral and running about on all fours.

Bart blushed.

"I don't know what he's doing down here. He usually stays in the attic..."

"Bart your family is weird..." said Jimbo.

And the chapter ended with Oscar asking if anyone wanted to play Candy Land...

"Anyone up for Candy Land?"

Bart glared at him.

Plot 3

Meanwhile Lord Business was terrorising the Lego world with the Kragle. A tube of glue. He wanted to stick everything together.

"I like glue too..." said Lego Oscar.

Emmet sighed.

"He's the bad guy..."

"I know. I was just stating I like glue as well." said Oscar.

Emmet shrugged.

At the Simpsons house Eric was watching the Lego movie and gurgling.

Bart winced because in the movie a priest as a Lego man was chasing a choir boy around the altar. Yakety Sax was playing.

"We now return to LEGO Spotlight." said the announcement.

("Yakety Sax" playing)

"I'm not sure we should be letting Eric watch this." said Bart strangely being responsible.

"It's LEGO. It's fine." said Homer.

"Yeah, you're right." Bart sighed in defeat.

(whistle blows)

"Well, that's my train. Time to disappear from this life completely." said Homer.

"No, no, Homer. It's just Chris Griffin from Family Guy practicing his new recorder." said Oscar.

"What? I said no hobbies." Peter yelled running off stage.

"Hey shut up Peter. Your kids can have hobbies if they want!" Oscar snapped.

Anyway for some stupid reason for this scene Eric Simpson can talk now.

"Bart, that LEGO movie kind of scared me." said Eric unnerved by the creepy vicar or priest chasing the choir boy.

"Ah, don't worry about it, Eric. It's all make-believe." said Bart to the blue haired younger boy.

Suddenly the evil Lego priest broke into the house and chased Eric around the room.

("Yakety Sax" plays)

"Ah! LEGO! LEGO!" Eric cried.

Bart winced exasperated.

...

Lego Springfield.

"Okay... Apparently, our whole world is a fantasy in the mind of an emotionally-devastated Homer Simpson." said Comic Book Guy. "One of the main questions I have about that is, why? The real Homer fears losing his daughter's love, so he invented this toy world where nothing will ever change."

"How can you be sure?" Homer asked.

"I have devoted my life to second-rate science fiction. Trust me, that is what we are dealing with here." said Comic Book Guy.

"So if I don't find my way out of here, I could be trapped in a fantasy forever?" said Homer.

"I'm afraid so." said Comic Book Guy.

(whooping) "I'm trapped in a fantasy forever! Kiss my flat plastic butt, reality." Homer cheered. (Giggling)

Comic Book Guy winced.

"Woohoo! Nothing will ever change! Daddy daughter time will last forever!" Homer cheered.

Meanwhile Peter Griffin learned how to stop time in wizard school.

"Coooooool!" said Springwarts Oscar waving his wand about.

"Yeah the only adult student and the only student ever to be incarcerated in housing for registered sex offenders is cool..." Springwarts Ace sighed.

Then Lisa's favourite bedtime story witch, Angelica Button got a Lego based spin off. Lisa was building with an Angelica Button Lego set.

"Oh hippogriffs! I've been Lego-ed! Nooooo!" Angelica Button as a Lego person cried.

Lego Harry Potter winced.

Marge was rather concerned about Homer deciding he'd rather live in fantasy instead of reality.

"I prefer living in a fantasy. Hehehehe... hotdog people..." said Oscar daydreaming.

Marge sighed.

"Homie, ask yourself- can you really live in a paradise if you know it's just pretend?" Marge asked Homer.

"Marge, who would give up eating steak in the Matrix to go slurp goo in Zion?" said Homer.

"I'll take the red pill Morpheus..." said Oscar.

"We don't have that movie here." said Marge.

Oscar screamed. "I don't wanna live in this nightmare!"

Marge winced.

...

Lego Homer had pretend tea with Lisa and refusing to complete his quest to wake up from this Lego fantasy became he was happier here.

"More invisible tea Dad?" asked Lisa.

"Yes dear." said Homer pretending to receive a fresh cup of tea and pretending to drink it.

Oscar was miserable in the Lego world because the Matrix Trilogy doesn't exist. He joined Homer and Lisa for make believe tea. But he poured himself real tea.

"Oz! No real tea! I'm not allowed to handle hot liquids! And neither are you!" said Lisa.

"Calm down Lady Lisa, this is a jolly good sport. Absolutely spiffing! What what?" said Oscar exaggerating his British accent.

"Moooooom! Oscar has real, boiling hot tea!" Lisa screamed, tattling on him.

"Oscar! Kids aren't supposed to drink high caffeine drinks! Or anything extremely hot!" said Marge.

"I need my tea set and tea to express my Britishness." said Oscar.

"Oz you're just being a tool... and so are you Dad. Pretend tea parties are lame..." said Bart.

Homer then realised in this dimension no one ages. Maggie will be a giant Duplo baby forever, Lisa would never grow up and get into PG movies. Bart would never leave the house. "We'd live forever! We'd never experience the reward for a life lived, the cold embrace of death!"

"Oh you want to die? You can die!" said the mechanical gypsy fortune teller booth from Futurama pulling out a Lego laser gun.

Homer screamed. "Aggggh! Never mind! I want to live!"

Homer then went to Androids Dungeon in the Lego dimension to wake 2D Homer up from this Wonderland.

"Plastic Comic Book Guy, I need to go back home." said Homer.

"Home? But you've discovered the joy of living in a world made of toys where nothing bad can ever happen." said Comic Book Guy.

"But I miss burning my mouth on pizza, and David Blaine stunts where he could really die. Now tell me how to get out of here!" said Homer.

"All you need to do is open the box back to your so-called reality." said Comic Book Guy. "But I can't let that happen."

"Huh? You're the bad guy?" Homer asked. Cooooool! "I thought you were the rule-explainer guy."

"As an adult who surrounds himself with child's toys, I represent the part of your psyche that prefers this artificial world." said Comic Book Guy pulling a lever.

(rhythmic clicking, gate clangs shut) A castle formed over the comic book store.

"How did you do that?!" Homer asked.

"Because, as the ultimate collector, I have every play set ever made." said Comic Book Guy with a spin he became his alter ego, The Collector! Coooool!

Lego sets arrived as part of his army to stop Homer. (creaking) "Huh?" (gasps) "Pirates!" Homer saw a ship full of pirates. Arrrrrrrr!

(whooshing, grunting) Ninjas arrived. "Pajama guys!" Homer gasped.

"We're ninjas you fool!" said the ninjas.

More Lego sets arrived.

(gasps) "I'll never get home. Who could build something awesome enough to save me? Who? Who?! Who?!" Homer cried. His cries could be heard at the school.

Skinner saw Bart was thinking about doing something bad. "Don't you even think about it." said Skinner. Bart constructed a huge ass cannon and pointed it at Skinner menacingly. (whirring) "You are thinking about it, aren't you?" Skinner whimpered.

...

Homer whimpered.

"Oooooh! I'll never get home!"

Suddenly something enormous was stomping about. Shaking the very town with every step.

Bart arrived piloting a giant robot made up of different Lego sets.

"Boy!" said Homer.

"Homer!" said Bart.

"D'oh! Call me Dad!" said Homer.

"What is that thing?!" Comic Book Guy gasped.

"I dunno but it's cool and it's gonna kick your butt!" said Bart.

"Wait! Is that pieces from Lego Star Wars, Lego Zoo and Lord of the Rings sets?! That's Miss-set-conception!" Comic Book Guy disliked people mixing up Sets to free build whatever their imagination inspires them to.

"Lion cannon!" Bart fired angry roaring lions at Comic Book Guy's fortress and the pirates and ninjas.

"Coooool!" said Lego Oscar.

"Lightsaber barf!" Bart's giant robot vomited lightsabers everywhere. The lightsabers whirred and buzzed and went Fooooom! And clashed.

"Cooooooool!" said Oscar with glee.

And so Bart defeated the Collector aka Comic Book Guy and Homer was able to open the Perky Pink Princess Lego set and wake up 2D Homer. Lego Springfield ceased to exist.

2D Homer was at the Lego Expo having fallen asleep on Lego Springfield.

Lisa sighed. "I could be watching Survival Games with older girls by now..."

"Homer! I can't fight these angry surfers by myself!" said Lenny.

"Our fish tacos dude!" said an angry surfer.

"That was so not awesome!" said another.

"Oh my! It was all a dream." said Homer.

And so Homer fought the angry surfers but the fight wrecked several sculptures including Comic Book Guy's sculpture of the main character of Survival Games. And a Lego sculpture of Nick the fox from Zootopia.

As a result Homer and Lenny were kicked out of the Expo.

"Let's go to Moe's and drink real beer and not Lego beer." said Homer.

"Huh?" said Lenny.

"Nothing! Nothing..." said Homer.

...

Lisa went to see Survival Games with her new older friends.

They were sat in the cinema watching the movie.

Donald Sutherland as Snow screeched like the monsters from Invasion of the Bodysnatchers at everyone every time he tried to talk.

Lisa winced.

And they had popcorn.

"They're eating Clownja eggs!" Oscar screamed.

Someone hushed him.

Oscar sulked.

At Moe's Homer accepted Lisa was growing up or had to be allowed to pursue her own hobbies and friendships. He also discussed the odd Lego story that took up this whole episode.

"Okay why was the episode LEGO..." Moe sighed.

Why not?! Hehehehe!

At the cinema.

"How can I choose between two boys, one who's dangerous but good-looking, the other who's strong but super cute?" said Crossbow girl.

All (sighing): "Ah!" as in D'awwwwwww!

"Oh, my God, this is terrible. When do they get to killing the children?" Freddy Krueger groaned. In canon Homer said this for some odd reason.

"Shh!" Oscar hushed him. "Wait a second. Aaaaaaagh! Freddy Krueger!"

Oscar got hushed too.

"Anyway us kids are in a death game where we have to kill each other to survive... because Lord Snow said so.' said Crossbow girl.

Anyway so Homer learned an important lesson about fatherhood that he probably forgot about later on.

Bart learned that imagination can make Lego cool as he played Lego with Oscar and they made bizarre giant robots with lion firing cannons that fire lions and barf lightsabers and fire Lego man heads.

"Hah, Nah, nanana Nah... fire lion cannon!" said Lego Bart riding his giant robot.

"Fist launcher!" Oscar's Lego Megazord fired its fists at Bart's.

And Baby Eric got chased by the evil Lego Priest again while Yakety Sax played.

"Aaaaagh! LEGO! LEGO!"

Bart winced.

...

In Lego Movie Emmett Met all kinds of fictional characters as Lego, ie Gandalf, Darth Vader, Indiana Jones, Batman...

"Lego now somehow owns all these franchises. Or somehow Disney caused all this." said Emmett.

"Disney owns everything now..." said a Lego guy.

Anyway through some legal mumbo jumbo Lego can reference lots of franchises that have Lego sets.

Oscar went to Legoland again.

Bart got a Lego shirt.

"Oh this shirt made of LEGO is so uncomfortable!" Bart whined.

Oscar passed his Lego driving test that Wiggum accepted as a real driving license and let Oscar drive a real car...

And radiation caused the Lego sculptures to come to life again and eat everyone...

The LEGO monsters roared.

Oscar screamed.

Bart face palmed.

Plot 4