RNG Machine

The Gaming Justice League entered a big room with a machine that looked like a mixe of the 50scomputer and gambling arcade machine. "What is this asked Price". "It's the RNG Machine" said Nepgear who joined the league too. "Since not all members can be sent everywhere at once, this machine with combination of algorytms and luck will choose which members to sent where the trouble are." she said. "But what if it sends weak members to fight a strong threat" ask Soap somewhat scared. "It won't, it can assess threat level and send accordingly".

Suddenly, the machine blared and lightbulbs started to flicker. "Trouble, trouble," said the HQ radio. "Oh no, an incident has happened" said Nepgear and turned off the alarm. Then she pressed a button on the machine and it assessed the situation. "Demonic invasion at CERN, threat level medium, summon Master Chief and Mario" words appeared on the screen of RNG Machine. Then more words appeared "An insane guy in Poland tries to blow up a Nuclear station, threat level easy, summon Price and Soap". "Letsa go" said Mario, then the teams run to teleporters.

CERN, 10 minutes earlier.

A scientist pressed a button to create a portal and a portal entrance appeared in a glass room. "Something is wrong, the portal, the exit in the hall isn't opening" said the other scientist. "No, I looked at the date and I mistyped hall as hell" screamed another scientist. "Turn it off" screamed a scientist, but it was too late and demons came in.

CERN, now.

Mrio and Chief appeared at the CERN entrance. They opened the door and there was dead scientists everywhere. They endered a hallway, then suddenly a mancubus appered on one side and a dozen of imps teleported to another. "It's a trap" said master chief. Mabcubus then shot fireballs from one side, while imps shot from another. Master Chief's shields took damage from mancubus but not fell, while mario sniped imp fireballs with his owns. Then mario shot a back volley and fried all the imps, while master chief stunned mancubus with his gunfire and killed him.

Chief and Mario then made it to a big door. Mario pressed a button and the door ooppened, than a horde of 50 revenants poured out. "Mamma mia" screamed Mario. "Don't worry it's time for a big gun" said Master Chief and pulled out the spartan laser. "This is Sparta" he screamed and then fired. The giant laser melted all the revenants.

They entered the control room and see the red demonic portal. "We need to destroy that thing" said Chief and Mario nodded. Then cyberdemon suddenly teleported bhind them and fired a rocket. Mario quickly pulled out a star and shielded master chief from explosive damage with his body. "What" said confused cyberdemon as now sparkling Mario was unarmed. "Yahoo" said Mario and run at cyberdemon. "No" said cyberdemon and fired more rockets but they did nothing. Then Mario jumped through cyberdemon and the cyberdemon exploded with a giant hole in his chest.

Mario stopped sparkling, pulled out a POW block and threw it at the portal and the portal was destroyed. "Mission complete" said master chief.

Poland, Warsaw Nuclear Power Plant, meanwhyile.

Price and Soap appeared at the power plant entrance. There are dead security guards near the door. The two soldiers entered the building and went to the reactor room.

In the reactor room a mad man that looked lika a hobo and an emo was pressing buttons. "Initiate self destruct sequence" said the power plant radio in polish. "Ha ha ha finally the world will know my fucking hatred" laughed the mad man evilly.

But then two bullets hit the mad man, he was injured slightly but not dead and was retreated. "Soap, go get him, I will stop the reactor" said Price. "Yes sir" said Soap and run.

Soap entered a crate room, where there are lots of crates. Then behing one of the crates the mad man fired a shtgun and hit soap. Soap was injured and hid behind a crate. After regenerating health, he climbed on top of a crate and gunned down the mad man from m4a1 and killed him.

Meanwhile Price was diffusing the reactor. He was pressing every button and then, finally the reactor turned off. "Self destruct sequence stopped" said the power plant radio in polish. "Target eliminated" Soap came back and said. "The day is saved, lets go" said Price and they went back to HQ.

Back at the HQ.

"See guys, the machine works" said Nepgear happily and everyone nodded.