Arrival part 1
Planet Tyran star 2015 14:00 pm.
Two waddle dees landed on a planet and starded excavating ruins. Then they saw big bug monster frozen in ice. "That's scary" – said one waddle dee. "It's probably died 1000 years ago" – shrugged the other. The the bug woke up and broke out and waddle dees screamed.
North Ireland 2023 22:00 pm.
Price and Soap were in North Ireland looking at a village of Irish terrorists, who looked like normal terrorists, but were green clothes. They were stolen a royal navy nuclear sumbmarine which were parked on a beach nearby.
"Fire said" Price and they sniped a bunch of terrorist from their awps. When all the terrorists who weren't sniped hide in houses and barricades Price and Soap threw away their awps and rushed in with M41As.
"Die English scumm" screamed a terrorist as he was gun down. 20 terrorists started shooting at them from all houses and holes but Price and Soap were better shoots and more than can take a few bullets. Soon all the terrorist were dead and Price and Soap looked around. "Looks like that all of them" said Soap. "Yeah, figured" said Price. Then they looked at the church windows and see a glass drawing of a bug monster on it. "What the bloody hell is that?" asked soap. "IDK, but that doesent looj like saint Patrick" said Price. "Anyways, let's go get the submarine". Said Price.
They came to a bridge near the sumbmarine and the suddenly a three armed bugman jumped out of the submarine. "What the fuck?" said Soap. "Stand still and surrender" said Price. "Become us ore be consumed" said the monster. "No" said both English soldiers. "The be another snack" said monster and pulled out three longswords.
Price and Soap opened fire, but bullets just scratched monster's insect armor. "Die you fools said" said Monster as he swug his swords, but Price and Soap dodged. Then they both threw grenades and they exploded an hurt the monster slightly. "That's not enough throw grenade in his mouth said Price". "Ok" said Soap and they both threw grenades in his mouth, but only Soap's one hit. "Oh no" said the monster and his head exploded, spraying Englishmen with some acid. "Ah, that thing hurts," said Soap as they started to put off their sprayed clothes.
As they were regenerating, they heard a roar and two more monsters jumped out of the Submarine. "We re out of grenades Retreat to village and split up" ordered Price. "Ok" said Soap and they run away with monsters chaising them and swinging lonswords.
They run into village and split. Price found a crate with a rocket launcher and rockets and picked them up. "Come here, you bogus" he said and jumped out of the corne and shot a rocket at surprised monster. The monster exploded into gore and acid. Soap meanwhile wasrnt so lucky, the monster ran up to him and pinned him to the ground, and Price couldn't save him, because the rocket would kill him too.
"Last words before dinner" said the monster and laughed evilly. "Your too slow" said someone and then the Soap was gone from under the monster. "The fuck?" asked confused monster. "Im Sonic, Sonic the Hegehog" said Sonic who held soap in his arms. "Thank you said Soap" as sSonic put him on the ground. "Okay hedgehog, now you will be my hotdog" said the monster and licked his lips. But then Sonic run and before the monster could react, he had a big hole in his stomach. "Too spicy for you" said Sonic. "Auch, it burns" suddenly Sonic screamed, as acid was burning him. Then Sonic quickly run into water and came out clean, but with a lot of acid burns.
"What the hell was that thing?" asked Sonic as he was eating a ring to heal himself. "Idk, probably some secret Irish super weapon" said price. I'll call MY6 to investigate it. My job here is done and thanks". "No problem, pal" said Sonic and ran away. Then a royal navy ship came and Price and Soap went home.
What will happen to the rest of our heroes? What is this new mysterious thread? Find out in the next chapter.
