I LIVE! Now, before I start the FIRST chapter, I will answer the THREE reviews I got.

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Opening same as in original story so if you want to see it, then read the original.

(Pentagram City)

It was a normal day in Pentagram City which was the main (I fixed the spelling KFB) hub of the pride ring of hell.

Every demon and sinner in hell was watching a news broadcast on either their phones or a nearby TV.

Reason being that the princess of hell, Charlotte Morningstar was doing an interview with the news anchor Katie Killjoy.

Which wasn't going well seeing as while the princess was explaining her idea through song, Katie had cut her off and started mocking her idea, leading to a fight between the anchor and the princess.

"A halfway house for sinners?! That's the dumbest idea I ever heard!" A demon that looked like a shark said with a laugh along with his fellow shark demons as they watched the fight on the big TV display on a building.

"Sounds like a Jumbotron." Lucifer says with a sharp-toothed grin.

Suddenly a figure pushed passed the shark demon.

Said figure was a male with reddish skin. He had blue eyes and spiky blonde hair. He was wearing what looked like an orange suit along with a black tie.

"Oops, sorry." The figure said with a nonchalant tone as he walked passed the sharks.

"Hey, asshole! Do you have any idea who we work for?!" The shark the figured had pushed passed yelled as he walked towards the figure.

"Yea! We work for Valentino. One of the V's!" One of the other sharks yelled as they all approached the figure.

The figure turned around to look at them. "I'm sorry, who, my fine finned friend?" The figure asked with a smile.

"Ooh. Someone's going to get their ass kicked." Cherri says with a shit eating grin on her face. One that Angel shares while Emily looks horrified.

One of the sharks gave the figure a look of confusion before his face paled slightly. "B-boss, wait a minute, t- this guy is-" he stuttered out before he was cut off.

"I don't care who he is! We're gonna teach this little shit some manners!" The lead shark yelled as his other men all pulled out tommy guns.

"Oh, that's not nice. Let's see. I shall perform an introduction and like gentlemen, you'll tell me who you are." The figure said casually.

"There are NO gentlemen in Hell!" Bee says with a laugh, with the others from Hell joining in. Both Sera and Emily look sick to their stomachs at that.

"All you need to know is that we are loan sharks who work for one of the V's you whiskered bastard!" The lead shark yelled as they all took aim with their guns.

"Fair enough, and I'm Naruto Uzumaki." The figure said with a smile and a slight bow.

This made the sharks all freeze at this.

"Naruto? The same Naruto that is the son of the Overlord Kushina?" The lead shark asked as he started to lightly sweat.

"The very same gentlemen, now… What did you say you were going to do?" Naruto asked as he smiled at them while what looked like a dark aura appeared around him.

"Oh, Kami, that's awesome." Naruto says with a megawatt smile. 'I can scare people just like Kaa-chan can without my hair forming tails.' Naruto thought with his smile growing.

This caused the shark demons to all instantly take off running while screaming.

"Why the hell didn't you say something, you idiot?! That fucker trashed the city years ago just from getting into it with some Overlords!" The lead shark yelled at his minion as they ran.

"I tried to tell you, boss!" The minion yelled in a panic as they all ran.

"Ah, much more like it… wonder who they were working for." Naruto muttered as his aura faded before shrugging as he went on his way, ignoring the demons nearby who all were running away from him just from feeling his power.

"All Overlords have that effect with sinners and weaker demons." Husker says with an IDGAF (I Don't Give A Fuck) tone in his voice. "The Sins have that effect as well." Bee says with a shrug.

As he walked, he paused and looked up at the TV which was showing Charlotte, or Charlie to him and her friends and family, being dragged away from Katie.

"You think you can take me on bitch?! I should shove my heels up your boney ass you-" Katie was yelling before she was cut off.

"We're still live Katie." Her co-anchor Tom said as he tapped her shoulder.

"Anyway! We wish the princess of hell good luck on her foolish endeavor!" Katie yelled with a very forced smile as she shoved Tom off screen.

Naruto chuckled at this as he shook his head at this. "Ah, so that's what Charlie is up to, a halfway house for sinners to get rehabilitated into heaven." He said as he looked up at the sky for a few moments before smiling. "Perfect." He said as he continued walking.

(Outskirts of the city)

In the outskirts of the city, a hotel with the sign Hazbin Hotel on top of it stood on top of a hill overlooking the city.

And outside of it a battle had just ended.

Well, if you can call it a battle.

It was more of a massacre as what looked like a flying airship was being destroyed by what looked like shadow tentacles causing it to explode.

Standing nearby was Charlie, along with several other figures.

One was a woman with purplish skin and long violet hair, she also had what looked like an X over one of her eyes. This was Vaggie, Charlie's girlfriend.

Another was what looked like a spider demon who had two sets of arms. This was Angel Dust, a sinner/guest of the hotel.

Another looked like a winged cat with symbols you'd see on poker cards wearing overalls and a top hat. This was Husker, the bartender of the bar.

Another was a short one-eyed female with red hair who was wearing a dress and had a feather duster. This was Nifty, the maid of the hotel.

And finally, there was the figure who had attacked the airship that had showed up to attack them.

He was a demon wearing all red and was holding a can that looked like a microphone, he also had what looked like small horns on the top of his head. He was smiling evilly as he finished destroying the airship. This was Alastor, the radio demon.

"A pleasure to make your acquaintance." Alastor says with a smile to Naruto. Naruto just gives a nervous smile back.

"Well, I'm starved! Who wants some jambalaya? You know, my mother had such a recipe, why it was practically killer, hahaha." Alastor asked as he turned to the others and led the way to the hotel with the others close behind.

"Do we even have a kitchen in this hotel?" Angel asked as they all entered the hotel.

"Of course we do, though we could probably do with getting some shopping done." Charlie said as she rubbed the back of her head sheepishly.

Suddenly everyone paused as they heard some knocking on the front door.

"Oooh, I'll get it!" Charlie said as she quickly approached the door.

"Hold on Charlie, it might be Sir Pentious looking for another round." Vaggie said as she approached the door while readying a spear.

She opened the door and pushed her spear forward in a ready stance. "Ok you snake dickbag-" Vaggie was saying before she was cut off.

"Hello there dear lady, first time I have heard such a greeting." Naruto said with a smile as he ignored the spear aimed at his face.

"Oh…...false alarm Charlie. It's an actual guest!" Vaggie yelled over her shoulder.

"Who is it? Is it a new person wanting to stay here?" Charlie asked as she approached, a bright smile on her face before she froze seeing who was at the door.

"Charlotte, sister!" Naruto said happily as he spread his arms wide.

"Eeeeeee! Naruto!" Charlie squealed happily as she quickly pulled Naruto into the hotel and into a hug.

"You have a brother?" Vaggie asked raising an eyebrow at this.

"Well, adopted." Naruto said with a chuckle as Charlie hugged him.

"Adopted or not, you're still my little brother!" Charlie said as she pulled away from him.

"Do you greet ALL guests that way?" Naruto asks Vaggie with a raised eyebrow. Charlie was hugging Naruto quite tightly just like her counterpart. "Hm. I prefer venison over jambalaya." Alastor says with a hum.

"What brings you around here?" Vaggie asked curiously.

"Well, I saw the news report/fight my big sister here had with that used up witch Katie Killjoy, nice right hook by the way sis." Naruto said with a snicker while Charlie rubbed the back of her head, embarrassed.

"And you decided to just show up?" Vaggie asked curiously.

"Yup. I figured I would show up and see if sis needed help with this hotel." Naruto said as he looked at Vaggie.

"That's great! We can always use more help!" Charlie said as she smiled brightly at her brother.

"And what exactly can you do my whiskered chum?" Alastor asked as he approached.

"I am an expert- what the heck is the radio demon doing here?" Naruto was saying as he turned to look at the one who talked and froze as he spotted Alastor.

"Oh, he just showed up wanting to help with the hotel." Charlie said as she looked at the others who were watching them curiously.

"Yea, 'cause he wants to watch demons fail at bettering themselves." Vaggie said with a flat tone of voice.

"My other does have a point. You do have a nice right hook Charlie-san." Naruto says while Charlie just blushes in embarrassment with the others, especially Cherri, cheering in agreement. Lucifer's eyebrow is just twitching at Alastor's motivation for helping with Charlie's dream. The two seraphims just look on in horror.

"Pleasure to meet a fellow Overlord of such esteem and the adopted brother of the princess? What a surprise!" Alastor said with a grin as he held out his hand for Naruto to shake.

"Well, while it's legally known, I don't exactly flaunt it, also I'm only an Overlord because those jerks started it." Naruto said as he shook Alastor's hand.

"Ah. I remember that day. The anarchy district being destroyed by a massive tornado that was on fire. All the screams of terror." Alastor said as he laughed at this.

"…so, sis, introduce me to the rest of your staff." Naruto said as he ignored Alastor and turned to look at the others.

Charlie smiled at this as she grabbed Naruto's arm and pulled him over to the others. "Guys, this is my little brother Naruto. He's gonna be staying here and helping us out at the hotel. Naruto this is Angel Dust, our hotel guest, Husker, our bartender, and Nifty, our maid." She said as she introduced everyone and pointed them out.

"I hope someone can explain this whole Overlord situation to me. Also, a tornado that's on fire? AWESOME!" Naruto shouts at the end with a HUGE megawatt smile on his face. Even Lucifer is impressed with such a sight. Bee practically did a spit-take at that tidbit.

"Hey, prince." Angel said with a flirty tone and a smile at Naruto.

"OK, two things. One, I'm into women so I'm gonna have to respectfully decline and two, I have a girlfriend who's a hot head if pushed so watch yourself." Naruto said with a chuckle at Angel as he pouted a bit.

"You can be a bit hot headed when pushed Bee." Lucifer says with a grin at Bee. Bee just looks away with a hidden pout.

Charlie froze hearing this before she turned to look at Naruto. Her eyes slightly turning red. "I swear if you got back together with-" she started yelling before she was cut off.

"Satan no! jeez sis, give me some credit." Naruto said with a shudder as he thought about his ex.

"Then who is it?" Charlie asked as she calmed down but still gave her brother a sharp glare.

"…so, Husker, you're a bartender, right?" Naruto asked as he looked at thew winged cat demon, hoping for a distraction.

"That's not going to work forever mister." Charlie says with a frown while Lucifer just smiles in pride while secretly shuddering as his wife has given him the same look when she wanted the truth from him.

"Under protest." Husker said with a flat tone as he opened a new bottle and started to drink from it.

Naruto raised an eyebrow at this but before he could say anything, Nifty was in his face with a mad grin.

"Hi, I'm Nifty! I clean, are you a bad boy?" She asked with a manic smile.

"Well, not to brag, but I have been called a bad boy amongst other things, my singular optical friend." Naruto said as he pulled her off his face.

"You were only bad when you were dating her." Charlie growled as she crossed her arms.

"Indeed. I'm past that phase. I'm better with buttons you don't push these days." Naruto said as he put Nifty down.

"Awwww." Nifty said as she pouted slightly.

"Just wait until she meets Shukaku." Naruto says with a shudder while Nifty looks hopeful. "Shukaku?" Charlie asks with a raised eyebrow. "One of the Nine Bijuu or Tailed Beasts, and considered the MOST insane by the other eight." Naruto says with a visible shudder.

"So, what can you do for the hotel? You haven't told us yet." Vaggie said as she looked at Naruto.

"I can do a lot of things my dear, but dad always told me I was a pretty dandy cook." Naruto said kindly with a smile.

"Well, we do need a cook." Charlie said as she smiled at this.

"Finally! A real meal in this place!" Angel said with a happy smile at this reveal.

"Now, show me to the kitchen from where I'll be working." Naruto said kindly.

"Follow me, little bro." Charlie said as she led the way to the back of the hotel to a pair of double doors.

When she pushed them open though, Naruto froze seeing that the kitchen was well…

A dump.

Grease and grime everywhere, dirty dishes piled up in every sink, bugs all over the place and the stove was on fire.

"How the fuck can a stove be on fucking fire?!" Pentious asked in disbelief. Getting nods of agreement from the others.

"Bugs!" Nifty yelped with a manic grin as she pulled out a knife and ran into the kitchen, trying to stab at the cockroaches.

"Wow. What a shit hole." Angel said as he hadn't looked inside this room before.

*Record scratching sound*

"Hahahahaha! I've been waiting forever to do that." Alastor said with a laugh.

"Appropriate, given the circumstances Alastor." Naruto says with a disgusted face. Even Charlie can agree with that.

"…you have been helping my sis and you haven't fixed this?! This is a disgrace!" Naruto yelled as he looked at Alastor.

"To be fair, he just got here a little bit before you." Charlie said as he chuckled sheepishly as Nifty started to chase some cockroaches around the messy kitchen.

"Well, his first order of business should be fixing this so I have a decent place to work." Naruto said as he looked at Alastor.

"Hmmmmm. If you're such a good cook, shouldn't you be able to cook in any environment?" Alastor asked with a coy grin.

"Are you questioning my skills?" Naruto asked as he gave Alastor a firm look.

"Ooooo. Tension, I have twenty bucks on the strawberry pimp." Angel said with a grin.

"I'll take that bet." Husker said as he held up said cash.

"Naruto's gonna win." Lucifer said all knowingly. "What makes you say that, Luci?" Bee asks. "He has the Devil's Luck in him. I should know since I'm the devil." Lucifer says with a shit eating grin.

Vaggie sighed at this as she shook her head. "Alastor, if you're gonna stay here, please don't antagonize people who stay here." She said as she looked at the radio demon with an exasperated look.

"Hmmmmm. Very well, I'll tell you what, prince. You make me a meal of my choice and depending on how good it is, I'll renovate this kitchen." Alastor said as he looked at Naruto.

"You're on!" Naruto said with a grin as he pulled up his sleeves. Ready to meet this challenge.

"OK, everyone out. We can chat while Naruto cooks." Charlie said as she pushed everyone out of the kitchen.

"OK. Start with how an Overlord is your brother." Husker said as he approached the bar and started to make drinks for everyone.

"Yea. I'm curious about that too. You never mentioned him before." Vaggie said as she looked at Charlie.

"Not much to tell. Apparently, his mom and mine were friends and when we went to visit her after the yearly extermination, we found her home completely destroyed with Naruto locked up in a safety bunker alone." Charlie said as she frowned at the memory from her childhood of finding a destroyed home and finding a child Naruto alone and scared inside a bunker.

"Oh damn. ALL Hellborn are supposed to be OFF LIMITS!" Lucifer says with a frown and crossed arms. "So, this Kushina and Lili were friends huh?" Bee asks with a grin, making Charlie perk up.

"So, your dad was just ok with taking him in?" Vaggie asked curiously.

"Oh, sure. He didn't need much convincing after he read a note Naruto had with him. Though, he was quick to burn it for some reason." Charlie said as she took a drink offered by Husker.

"Hmmmmmm. Interesting." Alastor said as he also took a drink.

"OK, prepare your taste buds, and eat your words!" Naruto yelled with a smile as he came into the room while carrying a steaming hot pot of jambalaya, which he put on a table nearby.

"Very well, let's see how good you are." Alastor said as he approached the pot.

"Sniff, hmm, smells like Louisiana." Angel said happily.

"Well, duh. It's a southern dish. Luckily, I have good connections to get good ingredients." Naruto said with a proud smile.

"Probably from my domain of the Gluttony ring." Bee says with a smile, as her area of Hell DOES have the BEST food in ALL of Hell. The others just hum in either agreement or hope of trying said food.

"Ingredients don't mean anything unless it's prepared correctly, young man. Now, let's see how you did." Alastor said as he took out a spoon and scooped up some jambalaya into it and took a bite.

This caused his eyes to slightly widen in shock as he went silent and felt himself think back to happier times with his mother, when she would make jambalaya for him when he was a child.

"The food critic Anton Ego had the same reaction when he tried Remy's and Alfredo Linguini's Ratatouille in a different universe." Scheffinator said, appearing briefly with a soda in hand. "What brings you back Schef?" Lucifer asks with a raised eyebrow. "Oh, I'm just here to inform the blonde fool over there that his tenant will be released when his alternate appears in the viewing." Scheffinator says while pointing at Naruto, who pales. Scheffinator then leaves through a portal that swirled open behind him.

"So, how is it?" Vaggie asked curiously as she raised an eyebrow at his silence.

Alastor quickly composed himself and swallowed. "The food, it's very well made. I tip my hat in respect." Alastor said with a smile and a bow at Naruto.

"Good to know you can admit when you're wrong." Naruto said with a chuckle at this as he looked at everyone else. "Now, who else wants some food?" He asked as he looked at them.

"Naruto won the bet. Like I said he would." Lucifer said with a grin, while Angel is groaning at the loss of twenty bucks to his feline boyfriend.

Everyone quickly got in line as Naruto started filling up bowls for them.

(A week later)

It had been a week since Naruto had arrived at the hotel and had joined them as the cook of the hotel.

Currently, Naruto was coming downstairs from his room and saw everyone but Charlie and Vaggie were in the parlor.

"Morning, everyone." Naruto said as he waved at everyone.

"Morning, Naruto." Angel said as he waved with one of his arms as he sat on a couch.

"When's breakfast prince?" Husker asked as he cleaned the bar.

"I'll get to it as soon as my supplies get here." Naruto said as he nodded at the cat demon.

*Ding dong!*

"And that should be them." Naruto said as he walked towards the door and opened it, revealing what looked like some hellhounds in business suits.

"Food delivery for Naruto Uzumaki." One of the hellhounds said as he gestured to a bunch of big wooden boxes behind him.

"Take them to the kitchen in the back." Naruto said with a smile at them as they started to carry the boxes into the hotel.

"What's going on?" Charlie asked as she and Vaggie came downstairs.

"And are those hellhounds single?" Angel asked, taking a picture of them as they walked by.

"Just a food delivery from the Gluttony Ring ma'am." One of the hellhounds said as he nodded at Charlie as he led his men into the kitchen with the boxes.

"The Gluttony Ring? Do you have any idea how expensive that is?" Vaggie asked as she glared at Naruto.

"Relax. I get a discount." Naruto said as he waved his hand dismissively.

"Hm. Normally I don't give discounts for ANYTHING from my ring." Bee says with a thoughtful frown. The others are now curious on HOW the alternate Naruto could get a discount.

"How?" Vaggie asked as she looked at Naruto suspiciously.

"I got ways darling, I got ways." Naruto said casually.

"Well, at least you have the best ingredients now." Charlie said with a smile as the hellhounds left the kitchen, but not before nodding at Naruto as they left.

"Ugh, Venison in a can? Some people can't appreciate proper deer meat." Alastor said disappointedly.

"Even the canned stuff from the Gluttony Ring is the best Alastor. Trust me." Naruto said with a grin.

"Hmm." Alastor said as he glanced at the can.

"Well, at least it ain't coming from the Greed Ring, oh and by the way, if we get a shipment, it's mine and don't open it." Angel said as he put back a case of angel hair spaghetti noodles.

"Like I would work with that cheating clownish Christmas tree looking creep, anyways who's hungry?" Naruto grumbled out before he looked at everyone.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh, Satan my sides! That's Mammon to a fucking T!" Bee says while laughing hysterically at Mammon's description.

Everyone quickly put up their hands at this.

"OK. I'm on it. Chocolate chip waffles sound good?" He asked as he approached the kitchen doors.

"Mmmmm, chocolate." Charlie said with a smile hearing this.

"Careful hon, you know how you get when you've had to much-" Vaggie was saying before she was cut off.

"Chocolate!" Charlie cheered as she rushed to the dining room.

"Well, I know what I'll be dealing with later." Vaggie said with an eye roll as she followed Charlie.

"Ugh. Just like Lilith. She ALWAYS gets more than the normal sugar rush from chocolate." Lucifer says with a groan while Charlie just blushes in embarrassment.

After everyone had eaten breakfast, everyone was sitting in the parlor, in front of the TV, watching the commercial Alastor had made for the hotel.

"So, what do you think?" Alastor asked with a smile at everyone as the commercial ended.

"I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?" Vaggie asked as she looked at Alastor.

"Yea, a one note Alastor, I mean thank you for making this but maybe the tone is a bit off. We want people to come here and this makes us look um….." Charlie was saying as she tried to find the right words.

"Bad. The right word is bad." Vaggie said, deciding to be blunt.

"I was going for hilarious." Alastor said with a smile.

"It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the entire fucking point." Vaggie said firmly.

"Vaggie is right, Alastor. The commercial was supposed to let demons know we want to help them." Charlie said as she smiled.

"Well, my dear, I haven't been active in hell in some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show. The proper medium to express oneself but you insisted on this noisy picture box, so I had a little fun with it." Alastor said as he walked around the room.

"… Why aren't you in it?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Because, dear fellow, this face was made for the radio." Alastor said as he ran his hand under his own chin while his face went slightly demonic.

"Hmm, I can see my efforts will be needed, you know I've made a few commercials in the past, but I have suggestions." Naruto said as he thought about this.

"Oh no, okay Naruto, what do you suggest?" Charlie asked as she looked at her brother.

"Where's the fun?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Come again? This hotel is for rehabilitation, not a vacation you know." Vaggie said.

"No, go on, what do you mean? Is it not fun enough? I mean we have a massage room." Charlie said, wondering what her brother was talking about.

"Where's the gym? The pool? The fun, if you want people to come for rehabilitation, you should make it fun, enjoyable, give them a reason to want to stay to see the rehab through. I mean Angel, what's making you stay?"

"Free rent seeing as crack is expensive." Angel said bluntly.

"…. OK, bad example." Naruto said after a few moments of silence. "Husker?" He asked, hoping to get a better answer.

"Mostly Alastor is forcing me and Nifty to be here and the free booze I can drink." Husker said.

"I like being forced." Nifty said with a smile as she popped up next to Husker.

"Keep that to yourself." Husker said with a shudder.

All but Alastor, who doesn't really understand, and Nifty all shudder as well. "There is seriously something wrong with you." Naruto says while looking at Nifty.

"Okay, and you Alastor?" Naruto asked as he looked at the radio demon.

"The entertainment. I love nothing more than seeing people strive to do something and then fail miserably." Alastor said with a menacing grin.

"…ok, slaughter rule. I'm out." Naruto said as he sighed in defeat.

"Sorry Naruto, but I like your ideas to improve the hotel. We really should be trying to make rehabilitation a fun experience instead of just trying to make it an idea." Charlie said with a smile.

"Yea, you're right. Ok, how about this. What do you have to protect the hotel?" Naruto asked, deciding to change the subject.

"I'd like to call myself a line of defense." Alastor said with a menacing grin.

"Me too." Vaggie said as she held up her spear.

"And if you're not here or if the attacker is too big for you?" Naruto asked, looking at Alastor then Vaggie.

"Well… I could always have Razzle and Dazzle on it." Charlie said sheepishly as the little dragons flew next to her.

"That's not exactly helping me sis. Okay, I see I really am needed here." Naruto muttered as he adjusted his collar.

"What are you gonna do?" Vaggie asked curiously.

"Just gonna call in a favor." Naruto said as he snapped his fingers, causing a small explosion to go off behind him and smoke to fill the room.

Everyone coughed a bit as the smoke started to fade.

Everyone looked as what looked like a humanoid fox with orange fur appeared out of the smoke.

"Damn it brat. A little warning before you do that!" The fox yelled.

"A Hellfox?" Angel said with a raised eyebrow.

"Ah, Kurama. Nice to see you." Naruto said with a grin as he approached the fox.

A puff of smoke appears, filling the room and blinding everyone. "Damn it! Where the fuck am I now?!" A voice that only Naruto recognizes said. "Well nice to see you too Kurama." Scheffinator says in a deadpan. "Oh no, not you again. Haven't you gotten enough from me being a damn FEMALE?!" Kurama asks with a snarl. "Not my call on this furball. Blame the ALMIGHTY for this." Scheffinator says with narrowed eyes.

"Yea, sure. What is it?" Kurama asked as he looked at Naruto with a flat tone.

"Kurama…" Alastor muttered as he rubbed his chin as the name rang a bell.

"Recently, I decided to help my sister with this hotel and it needs a bodyguard just in case something nasty shows up and, of course, I thought of you." Naruto said with a smile at the hellfox, but unlike his normal smile, there was more to this smile…something unsettling.

"You couldn't think of the others, like Shukaku or something?" Kurama asked with an annoyed tone.

"Hey, this place has absolutely no protection besides the Overlord or the chick with the spear, what do you think?" Naruto muttered into his ear subtly pointing at Alastor and Vaggie.

"… I see your point. Fine, if it gets me free room and board, I'll do it. Not like I can say no, right?" Kurama asked as he gave Naruto a dirty look.

"Glad to hear it! Now, play nice." Naruto said with a smile at Kurama.

"Hey muscles, are you seeing anyone?" Angel asked sensually as he approached Kurama.

"I was until I was pulled away." Kurama said as he gave Naruto a dirty look.

"Hehe, sorry." Naruto said with a sweat drop.

"Hey, if you guys want to get attention, might I suggest you take advantage of the talent you have right here." Angel said as he looked at Charlie and Vaggie.

"Angel, you're a porn star." Vaggie said with a flat tone of voice.

"A famous porn star. I'll have the horniest sinners knocking down these walls to get in here." Angel said with a smile.

"We are not filming a porn as a commercial." Vaggie said with an annoyed tone at the spider demon.

"Why not? sex sells, doesn't it? I swear if you film me going at it with mister fancy talk creepy voice or the foxy stud here, you would be rolling in participants willing to stay in this tacky hotel." Angel said as he pointed at Alastor and Kurama.

"Haha! Never gonna happen." Alastor said as he shook his head at this.

"Yea, I would rather be shaved bald." Kurama said with a scoff at this.

"I agree with my other." Kurama says with narrowed eyes. "My daughter will NEVER star in a porno!" Lucifer says with a snarl.

"Angel, I really appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to help promote the hotel but I don't want to uh…..exploit you in that way." Charlie said with a kind smile as she chuckled nervously.

"Oh please, this body was made to be exploited! I've got the arms, I've got the stamina! I've got the lung capacity-" Angel was saying before he was cut off.

As Angel was going on his rant, Charlie's phone went off and she left the room to answer it.

"Angel, if you keep this up, I swear to Satan I'm gonna tie you down-" Naruto was saying before he was cut off.

"Kinky! Come on princey, keep talking dirty!" Angel said with a grin as he looked at Naruto.

"And them I'm gonna read you the Bible." Naruto said with a flat tone.

"….well that just ruined my libido. Thanks for that prince." Angel said with a scowl as he crossed his arms.

"No problem." Naruto said with a grin as he noticed Charlie's return along with Vaggie and that she seemed to be really excited.

"Ugh. This is probably where I have that meeting with Adam." Charlie groans out. "I'm still mad at you for making such a decision Sera." Emily says without looking at the older seraphim.

"What's got you so excited sis?" Naruto asked.

"Dad just called me and asked me to go to a meeting with heaven! This is my chance to tell them about my idea for the hotel!" Charlie said excitedly.

Naruto blinked at this before he slightly scowled at this.

"Oh! You should come with me! If both the prince and princess of hell tell them about this, I'm sure-" Charlie was saying before she was cut off.

"Sorry sis but I don't have the time. But I'm sure you can handle this." Naruto said as he shook his head.

"Yea! We're still starving here princey!" Angel yelled at Naruto from his couch.

"Yea, yea. I'm on it." Naruto said as he walked into the kitchen.

"Maybe if you didn't starve yourself, you wouldn't be so hungry." Husker said as he cleaned on of the bottles.

"Hey, this body is a temple. It doesn't need a flab on it."

As Naruto walked into the kitchen, Kurama was right behind him.

"Surprised you didn't take the chance to take that meeting with heaven." Kurama said as he leaned against the wall.

"There's no need for me to be there. It's not like it's actually in heaven anyway." Naruto said as he put his apron on.

"You would rather waste time cooking for these losers over possibly getting answers about your da- gah!" Kurama was saying before an orange chain appeared around his neck, which caused him to fall to the ground.

The end of the chain appeared around Naruto's hand as he turned to glare at Kurama.

"I don't need a psych exam, especially not from you. Don't pretend we're friends Kurama. Not after what you did." Naruto growled as he approached Kurama, as his eyes glowed red and a horn started to grow out of the right side of his head.

"Gah! Alright, already!" Kurama choked out as he grabbed the chain on his neck.

"Good. Just be thankful I'm not as bad as other Overlords, even if you do deserve whatever happens to you." Naruto said as he glared at Kurama.

Kurama said nothing to this but nodded his head at this.

"Good. Now, you go secure the hotel and remember this. If you let anyone here get hurt…" Naruto said as he let the threat hang as the chain he was holding disappeared.

"Yea, yea, I know." Kurama said as he stood up and walked out of the kitchen.

"Good! Food should be ready soon!" Naruto said with a smile as his horn disappeared.

Kurama said nothing to this as he left the kitchen and Naruto got to work cooking.

As this happened, the shadows moved and Alastor poked his head out of the wall.

"Hmmmmm. Interesting." The radio demon thought as he disappeared into the wall.

Ending same as in original story so if you want to see it, then read the original.

"Well, that was something. You certainly have a nice singing voice Charlie-san." Naruto says while the song "Happy Day in Hell" played when On-Screen Charlie left for her meeting. "I wonder what the deal between the on-screen Kurama and Naruto is." Alastor says with an interest in his tone.

Whelp, here's chapter one! If I got more reviews after I started this at almost 5 in the morning, then I will try to answer them next chapter, but I make no promises.