I'M BACK BABY! I found some free time from playing the MMORPG SWTOR (Star Wars: The Old Republic) to bring you another chapter of Reality Viewing Maelstrom of Hell.

It was a little later with Naruto and he was now in the kitchen with Vaggie, who was recording him cooking something for a new commercial.

"Uh, sis, free advice, put it to your good eye." Naruto said as he noticed Vaggie was putting the video camera to her bad eye.

"I know that damn it- wait sis?" Vaggie was yelling before she paused and looked at Naruto with a raised eyebrow.

"Well, you're dating Charlie, right?" Naruto asked as he chooped some tomatoes.

"Yeah, though I'm surprised you're just calling me sis right off the bat." Vaggie said as she looked at Naruto.

"Well, you're a step up from Charlie's Ex, fucking Von Eldrich and their elitist bullshit." Naruto grumbled under his breath.

"Ugh. Charlie mentioned that asshole." Vaggie said as she scoffed.

"Yeah. You know that asshole called me some street trash Lucifer took in because he was bored? Unholy crap, I have never seen Charlie that mad. I think she ripped a piece of his scalp off when she dumped him because of that." Naruto said as he snickered at the memory.

"I'd do the same if Seviathan really DID insult my adopted brother." Charlie says with a maniacal grin on her face. "That's hot, uh…" Vaggie says before blushing when everyone looks at her.

Vaggie chuckled at this as she watched Naruto cook. "She's protective of you, huh?" She asked curiously.

"Oh yea. She always has been since her family took me in." Naruto said with a chuckle as he started to make some sauce on the stove.

"Can I ask what happened that made it so you ended up with Charlie's family?" Vaggie asked curiously.

"Don't you need to get this shot for the commercial sis?" Naruto asked with a smile as he started to boil some pasta.

"Oh right!" Vaggie said as she put the camera to her good eye and took some recordings of Naruto cooking.

As Vaggie did this, Naruto's mind drifted back to when he was a kid which felt like a lifetime ago, which considering he was almost 200 years old, it kinda was.

(Flashback)

A child Naruto was sitting in the living room in front of the radio, listening to music, when it was interrupted.

"This is a news report! The yearly extermination is starting now! If you haven't found a safe place then you're totally fucked!" The anchor yelled before a crash and some screaming was heard in the background before the radio was turned off.

"You don't need to be listening to that sweetie." A female said as she smiled at Naruto.

This female had dark red skin which went with her long red hair. She also had what looked like two big horns sticking out of her forehead. This was Kushina Uzumaki, one of the most powerful Overlords in the city.

"Mommy, why does this happen every year?" Naruto asked as he looked at his mother.

Kushina frowned at this as she thought about how to answer but before she could answer, the building started to shake violently.

"Mommy!" Naruto yelled in a panic as he tried to run to her but he stumbled.

Kushina quickly ran to him and scooped him into her arms before she ran downstairs and approached what looked like a metal door that was in the floor. She easily grabbed it and pulled it open before she went down into the hole.

"Here. It should be safe down here. We have plenty of food and water until this ends." Kushina said as she put Naruto down and smiled at him.

After she said this, they heard a crash upstairs.

"Find that bitch!" A male voice was heard yelling.

"Sir, are you sure she is even here?" A female voice asked.

"That nine-tailed moron said she was here. Now find her!" The male voice yelled.

"Adam." Kushina said with a growl as her eyes went red.

"Mommy?" Naruto asked as he looked at her, worriedly.

Kushina quickly composed herself before she looked at her son. "It's OK sweetie. I'll take care of this, you just take this for me, ok?" She said as she took out what looked like a letter in an envelope and handed it to the child before walking over the ladder out of the bunker and climbed out.

"Hm. Looks like Adam is getting an extra harsh beating when the time comes." Lucifer says with a wide maniacal grin. "Sera? Do you know what Adam's doing?" Emily asks while looking at Sera, who shakes her head in the negative. "Oh, you look SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE as a child Naruto." Bee says while taking candids of the child Naruto on screen. "I want copies!" Charlie squeals out.

Naruto walked over to the ladder and looked up at his mother as she looked down at him with some tears in her eyes.

"Stay safe Naruto." Kushina said with a smile before she slammed the bunker door shut.

Naruto looked down at the ground and after a few moments, what sounded like fighting was heard and destruction was heard above him, which caused him to start crying.

(Flashback end)

"Naruto? Naruto?" Vaggie asked, waiving her hand in his face.

"Huh? What's up?" Naruto asked as he snapped out of it and looked at Vaggie.

"The water is boiling and I think the meat is starting to burn." Vaggie said as she pointed at the stove.

"Ah, heaven!" Naruto yelled as he ran over to the stove to salvage the food he was cooking.

Vaggie sighed at this as she left the kitchen to go try and put together the footage she had so far.

(Later)

"OK, come and get your Lunch. I'm taking it off the table in five minutes!" Naruto yelled as he walked into the dining room, carrying a big pot which he placed on the table, before taking the lid off, causing the room to be filled with the aroma of food.

Angel looked up from his seat on the couch and smelled the air before he quickly ran over to the table. "Spaghetti?! I love Italian food!" He yelled with a smile as he sat down in his chair.

"Ain't that because you are Italian?" Husker asked casually as he approached the table and sat down.

"Hey! I haven't had good Italian food since I died. Let me have this!" Angel yelled as Naruto placed a full plate of spaghetti in front of him, making him smile and slightly drool.

"Parmesan is right here." Naruto said with a chuckle as he pushed a tray towards Angel.

"Ooooo, the sauce looks like blood!" Nifty yelled happily as she looked at her plate with glee.

"Great. Another crazy one." Kurama said with a sigh as he sat in his seat.

"Hhmmmmm. What kind of meat did you use?" Alastor asked as he sat down and smelled his plate.

"I used venison beef for you and beef for everyone else." Naruto said as he gave Husk, his plate.

"Special orders too? You are a try hard aren't you my young chef?" Alastor asked with a grin as he grabbed a fork.

As Naruto gave everyone their food, the front doors opened and Charlie entered the hotel with a frown on her face.

"What's wrong with you sis?" Naruto asked as he looked at Charlie.

"Uh. Nothing is wrong." Charlie said as she put on a forced smile.

"Good. Now come eat, then Vaggie can show you her new commercial we all made today." Naruto said as he made a plate for Charlie.

"You all made a new commercial?" Charlie asked as she sat at the table next to Vaggie.

"Yup. Some of my best work if I say so myself." Angel said as he smiled.

"It should be premiering soon actually. Hey Naruto, is it OK if we get a TV in here?" Vaggie asked as she looked at the blonde chef.

"Hmmmmm, fine." Naruto said as he snapped his fingers and made a TV appear at the end of the table before he made a remote appear in his hand and turned it on.

"Perfect! It's coming on!" Vaggie said with a smile as the commercial appeared on the TV.

"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel-" Vaggie was saying before the commercial was cut off and interrupted.

"Oh, come on!" Charlie yelled as everyone groaned in annoyance, except for Nifty who laughed.

"Breaking news in Hell today! We just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means Tom?" Katie Killjoy said as she reported the news and looked at her co-anchor.

"No, what does that mean Katie?" Tom asked as he looked at his co-anchor.

"It means we're all royally fucked! Donavan! Service me while you are still alive!" Katie said as she looked at the camera with a twitching eyebrow before she shouted at someone off camera before the TV started showing footage of the city, which was in a full-blown riot as the countdown to the yearly extermination rapidly went down and stopped as it showed there was only less than six months left.

"Why DID you approve that, Sera?" Emily asks with tears in her eyes. "That wasn't really MY decision. I have to answer to the Archangels and it was one of THEM that ordered the exterminations to be held twice a year." Sera said with a frown of sadness on her face. "She's not wrong. The Archangels are ONLY second to GOD himself so it makes sense to me." Lucifer says with a nod and a frown. "Is it true that Micheal is really female though? I heard rumors when I was an exterminator." Vaggie asks curiously, getting a shrug from Lucifer.

"Wait, what? Why?!" Angel asked as he looked at the news report.

"I don't know! Adam didn't even listen to my idea. He just laughed and said Hell is forever whether we like it or not." Charlie said as she frowned.

"That's Adam for ya, he probably thinks like all angels do, that rehabilitation is impossible for sinners." Naruto said firmly as he scowled.

"All Angels can't be as bad as him." Charlie said with a determined look on her face.

"I'm not like that." Emily said with a cute pout on her face. "Keep in mind that most angels the sinners of Hell deal with are the exterminators, Emily." Sera says with a sigh of sadness.

Naruto said nothing to this and stopped himself from saying something he knew his siter would not like hearing.

"Alright, a riot! I'm gonna go steal me some free shit!" Kurama said with a grin before Naruto slapped him in the back of the head.

Naruto does the same to Kurama as well when Kurama remarks about how he'd do the same.

"Sit down and eat you idiot and since when do you pull stupid moves like that? That's Shukaku's job." Naruto said as he shoved Kurama, his plate of spaghetti.

"OK, so the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year, no big deal, just a little set back. It's nothing we can't handle, just the angels cutting our timetable in half but who needs a whole year to save souls, right?" Charlie asked as she got up from the table and started to pace around while Keke the demon cat followed her.

"Ooh. This Shukaku sounds like a really bad boy." Nifty says with a wide smile. "Oh HELL NO!" Kurama says with a disgusted look.

"Oh boy. She's doing her pacing thing again." Naruto said as he shook his head.

"Babe, calm down. We can handle it." Vaggie said as she grabbed Charlie's shoulders to comfort her.

"Oh please. You had less than half a chance when you started this salvation bullshit and now…..ain't no silver lining this time toots." Angel said as he looked at his phone.

"Are you always this much of a downer? Cause you're the first person here talking sense." Kurama said as he finished his food.

"We just have to look a little harder for a silver lining." Charlie said as she looked at Angel and Kurama.

"Well, while you're looking, the rest of the Pride Ring is going nuts. People are already freaking out about the news. Look at what's happening in the doomsday district." Angel said as he held up his phone for Charlie to see, which showed a feed of texts and video footage of people in Hell freaking out.

"Oh great. Now I have a riot to deal with." Lucifer groans out while Bee pats his shoulder in sympathy.

"Uh, what is a donkey show?" Charlie asked as she saw a new text pop up on Angel's phone.

"A call for help or a crazy Saturday night." Kurama said with a snicker.

"It's nothing! Uh, my boss Val is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone is losing their shit." Angel said as he went back to his phone.

"Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate, maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination." Vaggie said as she looked at Charlie.

"This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners into the hotel!" Charlie said with a smile as she realized what Vaggie was saying.

"Great idea and all but are you sure it's smart to go out while there is a riot going on?" Naruto asked as he started to pick up the empty plates from the table.

"Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep, little bro." Charlie said as she looked at him.

Before Naruto could respond, the front door to the hotel exploded open.

"Show yourself Alastor! Come and face my wrath!" A voice outside the hotel yelled out.

"Ugh, not that moron again." Vaggie said as she grabbed her spear and approached the front door.

Naruto and Charlie followed them and when they made it outside, they saw what looked like an airship being attacked by shadow tendrils and Alastor standing nearby with Nifty watching on his shoulder.

"What's going on?" Naruto asked curiously as he approached Alastor.

"Nothing to worry about my boy." Alastor said as he looked at his cane boredly as his tendrils easily attacked the airship.

"He's attacking the bad boy." Nifty said with a grin as she watched as the tendrils started to beat up the airship.

"Alastor, I think he's had enough." Charlie said as Alastor laughed at this.

"Nah. He's got a few more hits in him." Angel said with a smile as he watched.

"End it already would you, this is boring." Kurama said.

As he said this, what looked like a snake demon fell out of the front of the airship.

"Sir Pentious, I presume?" Naruto asked as this was the first time he had seen him.

"Yup. Pathetic huh?" Angel asked with a shake of his head.

"Thanks again for another forgettable experience." Alastor said as he approached the downed Pentious.

"Thank you for…letting your guard down! Ah ha!" Sir Pentious yelled as he took a swipe at Alastor but only took a piece of his coat.

"Bad move snake man." Naruto said as he sighed at this pathetic move.

"Oh shit!" Sir Pentious yelled as Alastor transformed into his full demon form and blasted him, sending him flying away from the hotel.

"Nice distance." Kurama said as he slightly smirked, seeing this.

"Well, it looks like I need a visit to the tailor. Best of luck chums." Alastor said to everyone before he started to walk away from the hotel.

"Wait, you're leaving? We need your help. We need you to do your job." Vaggie said as she stepped forward.

"We need a wall." Angel said with a flat tone of voice as he pointed at the destroyed wall from Pentious' attack.

"Of course. I can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?" Alastor said as he snapped his fingers and summoned some demons who had some tools ready to work.

"What's wrong with you? Don't tell me you feel sorry for that snake." Kurama said as he saw Naruto looking in the distance where Pentious was sent flying.

"At leassssst sssssomeone caresssss." Pentious says with a hiss in his voice while looking at Naruto in thankfulness.

"I always feel sorry for pathetic demons who can't fight back. It's not like he has the power to fight back, right?" Naruto asked with an edge in his voice as he looked at Kurama.

Kurama said nothing to this but scowled as he knew what Naruto was saying without words.

(Later)

(Play Stayed Gone here)

Charlie and Vaggie walked into the now fully repaired hotel. The blonde groaning as she flopped onto the couch.

"So…how did it go?" Angel asked as he looked at his phone.

"Not good. Not a single new recruit." Vaggie said with a sigh.

"Oh, well, who would not want to use their last days not fucking and fighting?" Angel asked as he looked at his phone.

"Great attitude Angel." Naruto said with a flat tone as he gave the sinner a thumbs up.

As he said this, they all heard a knock at the door, causing Vaggie to approach the door and open it to reveal…..

"Well, hello my dear-" Sir Pentious said with a smile before he was hit in the face with the butt of Vaggie's spear, making him fall to the ground.

"What are you doing here? Talk or I'll have our bouncer deal with you." Vaggie said with a growl as she pointed her spear at the snake demon.

"Mmmmmm, snake meat." Kurama said with a smile as he approached, causing Sir Pentious to go pale.

"Now, now, please let the demon speak." Naruto said as he put a finger on the end of Vaggie's spear to point it downward.

"What's going on? Oh, hello again." Charlie said as she approached before smiling at the snake demon.

"I didn't come here to fight. I, uh, I heard that you're helping people. People who want to be better." Sir Pentious said as he held his arms out with a nervous smile.

This caused Charlie to smile before she quickly ran over to Sir Pentious. "You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our hotel of restoration, our-" she was saying as she led him inside before she was cut off.

"Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us not even six hours ago." Angel said as he pointed at Sir Pentious.

"Technically seven but who's counting." Kurama said as he shrugged.

"So could Alastor, but you keep him around." Naruto said casually.

"That's true." All but Alastor from the hotel say in agreement. Alastor just smiles in amusement.

"The point is he tried to kill us and now you want to let him live with us?" Angel asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Absolutely! This place is about second chances." Charlie said as she smiled and nodded at Sir Pentious, who smiled back.

"Aren't you supposed to protect this place?" Angel asked Vaggie, hoping to get some backup.

Charlie looked at Vaggie with her eyes wide and with a cute look, hoping to win her over.

"Don't look directly at her." Naruto said with a grin seeing this before Charlie slapped his shoulder.

"You get that from your mother." Lucifer says with a chuckle while Charlie just blushes with a small smile.

"I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine…..or even with the war machine." Vaggie said as she walked past Sir Pentious, causing him to frown a bit at the insult.

"Wow… Kick a guy while he's down, why don't ya." Naruto muttered flatly.

"Hey, where're those egg things you carry around everywhere you go?" Kurama asked bluntly before Pentious sniffled lightly.

"Still putting themselves back together."

"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!" Charlie said as she hugged Pentious before she led him inside.

"Thank you, you won't regret this." Pentious said as he followed Charlie inside.

"I give him a week tops." Angel said with a flat tone.

"I give him about 22 minutes." Kurama said with his own flat tone.

"OK, so, this is the bar and this is the bartender, Husk. This is the new wall after you destroyed the old one-" Charlie said as she started to show Pentious around the hotel before she was cut off.

"Sorry. I'm just so excited to have our first real guest in the hotel." Charlie said with an excited smile.

"What the hell am I then?" Angel asked as he pointed at himself with his arms.

"I have a list of what you are if you want to see it- gah! Cut the crap!" Kurama was saying before Naruto slapped him on the back of the head.

"You are an important part of our family Angel but you um uh…." Charlie was saying before she was cut off.

"Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff and literally never once tried to improve yourself." Vaggie said as she looked at Angel with a look of disapproval.

"What she means is that it's just nice to have someone interested for once." Charlie said as she smiled at Pentious, who was looking around the hotel.

Angel frowned at this while Charlie walked over to Pentious.

"You know, if you wanted to start improving yourself, it's not like it's a competition." Naruto said to Angel as he took note of Angel's reaction.

Angel scoffed at this but thought about this as Naruto walked away.

"Over here we have our maid Nifty." Charlie said as she led Pentious over to where said maid was messing with Keekee, who yowled and ran off when the maid was distracted when she saw them.

"Oooooo. The bad boy's back! Never leave me again!" Nifty said happily before she jumped into Pentious' face and pulled him close with a crazy look in her eye.

"We're about 80 percent sure she's harmless, and over here we have my brother Naruto. He's our cook and our bodyguard Kurama." Charlie said as she pulled Pentious away from Nifty and towards Naruto and Kurama.

"Wait, brother?" Pentious asked as he looked at Naruto.

"How do you do, Naruto Morningstar/Uzumaki at your service. Have a favorite? I'll make it. So nice to have you amongst us." Naruto said kindly as he shook Pentious' hand.

"Uzumaki?! As in Kushina Uzumaki?!" Pentious yelled before he bowed his head to Naruto, smashing his head into the floor.

"…. I'm guessing you're a fan of my mom?" Naruto asked with a chuckle at Pentious' reaction.

"Yes. The powerful Oni Overlord. She was so strong and a big inspiration for me to rise up into Overlord ranking." Pentious said happily.

"OK. Let's move this along. You have met Alastor before." Charlie said as she introduced Alastor.

"You're the one who tore my coat… I remember you now." Alastor said as he narrowed his eyes at Pentious, making him gulp nervously.

"OK. Our first lesson is how to apologize." Charlie said as she pushed Pentious towards Alastor.

"Oh! Of course, um, I'm sorry that I tore your coat." Pentious said as he held up the piece of Alastor's coat to the radio demon as a peace offering.

"Hmmmm. This must be very valuable to you." Alastor said as he took the piece of his coat and burned it to ash as he glared at Pentious.

"Alastor, play nice or no extra Venison at dinner." Naruto said, deciding to help.

"That's a great way to get someone to obey. Threaten their favorite food." Bee said with a nod. The others nod in agreement.

"….. Very well. Let's start over with a clean slate, as it were. Welcome to the hotel." Alastor said as he smiled at Pentious.

"Is your food that good?" Pentious asked curiously as he looked at Naruto.

"Well, I don't like to brag." Naruto said with a sheepish chuckle.

"My little bro is one of the best cooks in Hell. Oh, I know! How about you make a special meal to welcome Sir Pentious to the hotel?" Charlie asked as she looked at her brother with her begging face.

"Put those away! Any requests Sir Pentious?" Naruto asked as he looked at the snake demon.

"Well, I like eggs." Pentious said as he looked at Naruto.

"…" Naruto said as he looked at him with a curious look.

"What?" Pentious asked, raising and eyebrow.

"Uh, your minions are literally eggs." Naruto said as he raised an eyebrow at this.

"I'm a snake. Snakes like eggs amongst other things." Pentious said simply.

"Eh, fair enough. I mean, if I could have minions that were bowls of ramen, I would, so who am I to judge?" Naruto said with a chuckle.

"No ramen minions!" Charlie yelled after Naruto as she dragged Pentious away.

"Yes sis." Naruto said with a sigh as he walked towards the kitchen to get to work on dinner.

"Damn. Whelp, there went my dreams." Naruto said with a pout. "Ugh. I swear you got your ramen addiction from that tomato headed mother of yours, kit." Kurama said with a long-suffering groan.

(Later)

It was now night time and Naruto was sleeping in his room when what sounded like fighting was heard, making him groan as he woke up before he got out of bed and put on a robe before he walked out of his room and towards where he saw everyone else was gathered.

"Okay, who's ruining my beauty sleep?" Naruto asked as he saw Pentious on the ground in the fetal position.

"This fucker was sent to spy on us by Vox!" Angel yelled as he pointed at the floor where there was a wrist TV.

"… Who?" Naruto asked after a few moments of thought.

"The TV demon." Angel said simply.

"Oh. That annoying guy who always pops up on the tv. You know, that moron offered me a cooking show?" Naruto asked as he scoffed.

"Did you take it?" Alastor asked curiously.

"Do I look like a moron? If I'm gonna have my own show, I'm gonna run it myself. Not cook with a guy who can't even eat… I think."

"Naruto! Focus! This guy is a spy and I'm gonna make it quick for him." Vaggie said as she pointed her spear at Pentious.

"… your spy is crying." Naruto said simply, pointing at Pentious who was holding the camera Vox gave him to plant.

"He called me worthless. The pathetic laughingstock of the Overlords. If you're gonna kill me, make it quick." Pentious said sadly as he laid on the floor.

"Well, he's not wrong." Kurama said with a bored tone before Naruto stomped on his tail, making a crunching sound, making him yell.

Charlie frowned at this before she stepped forward and held out a hand to Sir Pentious and sang a song to him about how it all starts with saying sorry, which actually cheered him up.

(Play It starts with sorry for reference)

"Where the fuck did that music come from?" Kurama asked while Alastor just looks away with a large smile on his face. "Looks like you have your mom's singing voice as well Charlie." Lucifer says with a grin while Charlie just blushes.

"I hated that song! You're not a bad boy!" Nifty yelled as she walked into the room and kicked Sir Pentious in the side before she walked off in a huff.

"OK. Let's all go to bed." Naruto said as he chuckled at this.

"… can I eat the camera? I wanna give Vox something to look at." Kurama said with a chuckle.

"Just like Bee/me." Lucifer and Bee say at the same time, while Sera and Emily are thinking of a certain unibrowed cartoon character named Ed.

"….. Go for it." Naruto said with a smirk at this as he left the library.

Kurama smiled at this before he pushed the call button and opened his mouth wide.

"What do you wan- what the hell, hey!" Vox yelled as he looked into Kurama's mouth.

"Spy on this, jackass." Kurama said with a grin as he dropped the camera down his throat.

As Naruto walked to his room, he paused as he saw Angel giving Sir Pentious a glare as he went to his room. "You know, the fact that you cared enough to protect this place is enough proof you're just as worthy to stay here, ya know." He said to Angel.

Angel raised an eyebrow at this before he nodded at Naruto and went into his room, leaving Naruto alone in the hallway.

"Like you actually care about this redemption crap." Kurama said with a scoff as he walked over, before freezing as Naruto glared at him, one of his eyes going red.

"Just do your job and keep your mouth shut." Naruto said with a cold tone, before he went into his room and slammed his door shut.

"Right… alright." Kurama said as he headed for his room.

"Hmmmmmm, just what is your angle, my boy?" Alastor asked as he watched this, unnoticed as he found this very interesting, before he disappeared into the shadows.

"That's new. Never knew I could do that." Naruto said in interest. "I'm also wondering what the angle your story version has as well." Alastor says with a smile as most of the others are curious as well. Sera is just hoping that it isn't anything worrisome for Heaven.

Whelp, there you have it. Chapter two is DONE! What Kurama did in the story is something that Ed (from Ed, Edd, n' Eddy) would do as well. Also, for those who want me to update Reading Dining with Divinity, I will ONLY DO SO WHEN MY MIND WANTS ME TO!

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