DBZ CROSS ANGE: PRINCESS IN PRISON x SAIYAN GOD

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Cross Ange, Dragon Ball Z, or Ghost Nappa. They're all owned by their respective manga artists/anime companies. Ghost Nappa is owned by TeamFourStar.

NOTICE: Some chapters contain silly spelling errors and overdramatic reactions for comedic purposes. Feel free to laugh your asses off.

Chapter 2: ...First Impressions...

Last night was the best one in Princess Angelise Ikaruga Misurugi's life so far, despite it starting out as the worst. She had lost everything, was thrown into a prison full of Normas where she was to stay for the rest of her life, and was raped by the officer running the joint. That same officer also destroyed her hymen and reproductive system in the process.

When all hope seemed lost, a miracle occurred. Seemingly out of nowhere, Goku Son suddenly showed up. Like a hero, he rushed in and saved her from despair; gave her a magic bean that healed her reproductive system, as well as all of her other physical injuries; and defeated her tormentors, Commander Jill and Officer Bronson. He had even offered to share a bed with her to keep her warm, seeing as there was only one bed sheet and a concrete slab. Of course, he could have just willed everyone free and happy, but that wouldn't make for much of a story.

Princess Ange had been in the middle of a wonderful dream about her new boyfriend when she was suddenly pulled out of it by the feeling of something wet running down her legs.

Next she noticed that Goku and herself were still holding onto each other tightly, just as they had done when they had fallen asleep earlier in the night. Finally, she realized that her sleeping boyfriend's long, hard cock was poking against the outer lips of her nether region.

She knew that Goku hadn't done anything wrong, since he wasn't even awake. Actually, she had already known that something like this was entirely possible if a man and a woman slept so close together while turned towards each other. The problem was that she had taken that chance because she didn't think it would happen to her. As realization hit her, she turned beet-red as a deep blush made it's way onto her face. The blush turned atomic a moment later when she noticed that she had jizzed all over both herself and on her boyfriend's penis in her sleep. She shakily moved her hand down to his monster cock and tried to move it away slowly. However, the soft, gentle touch from her hand caused him to cum all over the lips of her sacred area, as well as her hand.

At this point, Ange's face was glowing red, and steam had started to come out of her ears. Suddenly, a question that she had never thought of before crossed her mind: What did her boyfriend's jizz taste like?

That thought made her eyes turn to comical swirls. Then she pooped.


In our reality, the Scatman felt a disturbance in the force.


Suddenly, Goku took his arms off of her before standing up and getting dressed. Something seemed off, though. Not only was it still dark, but nobody had even come to wake them up yet, so it obviously wasn't 5:00 A.M.

Curious as to what Goku was doing up so early since all the doors were locked from the outside, she decided to take a peek. When she did, her eyes widened in amazement as she saw Goku holding himself up with one finger and doing push-ups on it.

'9,998...9,999...10,000!' Ange mentally counted as her eyes widened to the size of dinner plates.

She had been watching since he had started one hour ago, and he hadn't even broken a sweat! How many was he planning on doing anyways?!

Just then, there was a knock at the door. "Roll call! Get moving!" A girl's voice yelled from behind the door.

On the account of Officer Jill being too injured to show them around herself, she had called for Officer Bronson to do so in her stead. However, she was still out cold from the blow she had received last night, so one of the instructors had been sent to pick them up. Even so, the only information that said instructor had received from Sergeant Jill was that there were two new arrivals. The instructor had also been told that the living arrangements were already set in stone that the two would be staying in the same room together. After nodding in understanding, the instructor had made her way to the room that both Goku and Ange resided in to wake them up.

Hearing the new voice, Goku pushed himself up into the air with his finger and did a backflip before landing on his feet. He was going to wake Ange up, but when he turned around to do so, he saw a pair of bulging eyes belonging to the shellshocked girl in question staring right at him.

"Oh, you're awake! Good morning, Ange. Are you ready to go?" Goku said/asked cheerfully.

Snapping out of her shock somewhat, she nodded and got dressed.

"Alright, let's go eat, I'm starving!" Goku exclaimed happily.

Little did the Saiyan God know that he was going to be using his powers as an omnipotent to create almost all of his meals in the future. After all, one small tray of food wouldn't be anywhere near enough to satisfy a Saiyan's appetite.

As he headed towards the door, it was suddenly yanked open by the instructor, whose eyes fully widened in disbelief upon seeing a guy in the same room as a girl. The fact that a person of the opposite sex was even on the island at all was startling enough, but this was unheard of.

"W-WH-WHAT'S A GUY DOING HERE?!" The instructor screamed out in disbelief while staring at Goku like he had just grown a second head.

Then Ghost Nappa appeared.

"Hi! I'm Ghost Nappa! He's Goku, and the girl next to him is his girlfriend, Ange! She was a prison bitch!" The Saiyan Ghost happily told the instructor before disappearing.

The instructor could only gawk at what had just transpired. Between seeing an actual ghost and it's God-awful introduction, she hadn't known how to react. Ange, on the other hand, was another story.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ange screamed at the top of her lungs in horror as she broke down into tears. Her being raped was the last thing that she wanted anyone to know about, yet Ghost Nappa had just spilled the beans-and quite crassly, at that-when introducing her to someone!

"There, there. Everything's going to be okay. Just let it all out, Ange," Goku whispered in a soft, tender tone of voice to his girlfriend while hugging her, hoping to calm her down.

After about five minutes had passed, Goku picked up his lover bridal-style. Seeing that she was still crying her eyes out, Goku decided to quietly ask the instructor to lead the way. When it didn't seem to register, he yelled at the woman in an attempt to get her attention. This caused the instructor to snap out of her shock somewhat. She gave the Saiyan God an affirmative nod and quickly led them to the classroom they were to be at.

Ange stopped crying by the time they had arrived at class, but she was still pretty damn upset. Goku was the only reason that she didn't feel like killing herself at that moment. She continued to hold onto him like a lifeline, keeping her head buried in his chest (gi) as he walked into class while holding her in his muscular arms.

As soon as Goku walked in, all of the girls froze in complete shock at the sight of a guy in the place. It was short-lived, however, as the instructor quickly directed everyone's attention to her and started the lesson. She then explained what DRAGONS were and where they came from. When she told everyone that the only reason Normas were allowed to live in this world was so they could be used as weapons to kill these beasts, a certain Saiyan God lost his cool.

"THAT'S JUST WRONG! Everyone should be allowed to live together in peace! To only allow someone to live as a weapon isn't right!" Goku yelled out in anger as his power level climbed, causing the earth to shake slightly.

For a second, everyone in the room was frightened, thinking that Goku was the cause of the small earthquake. However, they quickly dismissed it as a freaky coincidence.

"Even if it's wrong, we can't do anything about it," the instructor replied, causing a few chuckles in the classroom, as well as a few comments that only the biggest of assholes would say.

Not that Goku even gave two shits about everyone's reactions in the first place.

Just then, Private Jill, who was still in quite a bit of pain, and Officer Bronson walked in and asked if both Ange and Goku finally understood. Obviously still in denial somewhat, Ange told them that the Royal Family would send a release for her as soon as they received word of her situation.

"Right...Officer Bronson, we're done educating these two. They will be assigned to the 1st Troop today. Also...WHY THE HELL DO I KEEP GETTING DEMOTED?!" Recruit Jill screamed angrily.

After regaining her composure from her seemingly random outburst, she turned towards Goku and Ange again, the commanding officer told them that Zola Axberg had already been informed of this and that they were to go see her immediately. Goku, who was still holding Ange in his arms, nodded and followed right behind the head officer.

As they headed out, the blonde-haired Commander Zola, her red-haired lover Hilda, and the rest of the 1st Troop were all watching them on a ledge outside of the class window.

"Hmm, so that's the princess and the mysterious man here that everyone's talking about. Both the pure-bodied princess and the man-especially the man-sound so sweet and delicious," Zola said, licking her lips in excitement.

Her red-haired lover frowned and stated that the commander didn't care who it was, as long as they were new, followed by two more girls in the platoon nodding their heads in agreement.

"Aw, what's wrong, are you jealous? You girls are so cute," Zola said to her unit in a playful tone.

Then another girl on the squad reminded their commander to go easy on the skin ship, especially after all the complaints they'd gotten about how hard she "massaged" the newcomers.

Sighing in resignation, Zola agreed. Suddenly, she gaining a mischevious glint in her eyes and started making hand gestures towards breasts of the blue-haired girl. This caused said blue-haired girl to put her hands over her own chest before backing away slightly in embarrassment.

Then a pink-haired woman, who was holding Ange's mugshot chart, told two of the younger girls that both newcomers were older than them and to be nice. She was happy to immediately hear them agree in unison.

Then another red-haired girl, who was much younger than the one from before, excitedly asked everyone who they thought was going to die first. Of course, this caused the younger girls to gasp in fear. Not a second later, the same blue-haired girl from before came over and gave the young red-haired girl a noogie out of annoyance, stating that the reason for the training was to keep them from dying in the first place. The younger red-haired girl then winced before stating that she was going to die from the pain the noogie was causing her. The comedy act earned a few giggles from some of the girls and helped loosen up the tense atmosphere.

Upon arriving, Ange-who was once again standing under her own power-and Goku stood in front of the group for introductions as Officer Jill hobbled away. Zola was the first one to introduce herself.

"Welcome to the First Troop of Death. I'm Captain Zola," The commander told the two before groping their butts.

While Ange yelped in surprise and embarrassment from having her rear grabbed, Goku just looked at her in confusion, wondering why she did it before shrugging it off as a form of greeting.

"Hi, I'm Goku! Nice to meetcha'!" He said to Zola before returning the favor.

Zola, along with every girl in the room, gaped at the sight. A second later, the blonde commander's face gained a teasing look to it.

"My, My, so bold," She said with a smirk.

Her smirk turned into a mirthful grin when she saw Ange smack him upside the head.

"W-WH-WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH ANOTHER WOMAN?!" The exiled Misurugi Princess screamed at the top of her lungs.

"Greeting her, of course. Though I have to admit, I've never heard of this kind of greeting before. I'm more used to handshakes myself, but if that's the custom here, then I'll honor it. I don't want to come off as disrespectful, after all," Goku replied innocently.

Ange, along with everyone in the room, looked at him as though he'd grown two more heads.

"You...were completely serious just now...weren't you?" Ange mumbled out in disbelief.

When she got a nod in response, she face-palmed. How someone could be so clueless was beyond her. Sighing, she explained what Zola was trying to do when she had groped the two of them and that it was not a way to greet someone.

After hitting the palm of his hand with his fist in realization, Goku apologized to his girlfriend before turning towards the blonde-haired commander.

"So, Why do you call it the First Troop of Death? It's not like anyone's going to die, right? Also, Ange seems to be a bit uncomfortable when you grope her, so could you please not do that anymore?" Goku asked Zola, who just chuckled before telling the blue-haired girl to introduce everyone.

"I'm Deputy Chief Salia. The young red-haired girl is our assault soldier, Vivian. The older red-haired girl is Hilda. The orange-haired girl is Rosalie, who is our light artillery," Salia told Goku and Ange.

Before either of them were able to introduce themselves, Ghost Nappa suddenly appeared again!

"Hi! I'm Ghost Nappa! He's Goku, and the girl next to him is his girlfriend, Ange! She was a prison-"

"STOP!" Ange yelled at the Saiyan ghost.

"...bitch."

Well, that attempt to get Ghost Nappa to shut his trap obviously failed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY, YOU FUCKING BALD-HEADED BASTARD?! WHY?!" Ange screamed out at the top of her lungs-though Ghost Nappa had already left before she started screaming at him-before the sound of her wailing was heard all throughout the base.

That was her second mental breakdown in less than a single day, and they were both caused by the same ghost, as well as the exact same words as before. At least a couple of the girls in this situation reacted differently than the instructor had earlier...though it wasn't much of a consolation. In fact, it did more harm than good.

"AHAHAHAH! Oh, my sides! I can't...haha...take it! Heeheeheehee...ahahahaha!" Both Captain Zola and Hilda laughed in unison.

Everyone else looked stunned, just as the instructor from earlier in the day had before everyone other than Ange regained their composure. Goku spent the next 30 minutes comforting her before she stopped crying again. Even so, she didn't feel better for a couple of hours, thanks to Captain Zola and Hilda's reactions.

"Are these all Norma?" Ange asked with a self-loathing look on her face.

After all she had went through in the past couple of days, she felt like shit. Still, calling people 'these', as though they were objects rather than humans, didn't sit too well with the others.

Her statement earned her shocked expressions from the girls and caused Goku to look at her strangely.

Then Hilda spoke up.

"Hah! We Norma are treated as things," Hilda said, obviously offended, followed by Rosalie calling her a bitch.

Before the princess could retort, however, Vivian told Ange that everyone at Arzenal is a Norma, including her.

"I am not! I am the Empire of Misurugi's First Princess, Angelise Ikaruga Misurugi! I am, in no way, a Norma!" Ange exclaimed to the group.

"Hey, what's wrong with being a Norma? It doesn't matter, really. Everyone's still a human, so who cares if you are different?" Goku suddenly chimed in.

Realizing this, Ange hung her head in shame, unable to argue with that statement. She apologized to everyone before Zola told her that it was alright as long as she understood, followed by the others nodding in agreement.

Once that was out of the way, Salia told Ange and Goku to follow her. When Ange stated that she didn't like being ordered around, Salia pulled out a knife and attempted to put it to the princess's throat in a threatening manner. Before she was able to remove it from it's sheath, though, Goku had appeared in front of her and grabbed the Deputy Chief's arm.

"You both need to calm down," Goku told the two girls before letting go of Salia's arm.

The bluenette huffed before walking past the two newbies and leading them to the locker room.

Upon arriving, both Goku and Ange were given Rider Suits to operate the machines that they used to fight the DRAGONS with. Ange complained about it being too scandalous and stated that there was even blood on her suit. When the princess asked about the name tag on the collar, the Deputy Chief told her that it used to belong to someone else...before she was killed.

"I'm wearing a dead person's suit?! I'd rather go naked!" Ange exclaimed in shock, as she was clearly upset by this new revelation.

In response, Salia granted the wish of the Saiyan God's girlfriend and shoved her out of the locker room butt-naked. Before Salia was able to close the door, Goku blocked it with his boot and picked Ange up bridal-style once again before carrying her back inside of the locker room. He then put her down and turned towards Salia with a frown on his face.

"That was uncalled for. It shouldn't matter what someone wears," Goku stated firmly to the Deputy Chief, who laughed in response and threatened to discipline him, as well.

"Just try it," Goku responded.

She reacted by pulling her knife out and swinging at Goku, only for him to end up grabbing it between his index and middle fingers. He then squeezed the blade a little, and it shattered.

Now that shocked both Ange and Salia. Unsure how to handle this at the moment, the Deputy Chief just decided to let it go this time. Before she could tell Goku to change, though, he spoke up first, telling her that he didn't need a suit. After all, he was perfectly capable of fighting and flying under his own power.

"What, are you going to float or something?" Salia asked him mockingly.

Five minutes later, the two girls walked out of the locker room in an almost robotic fashion, followed by Goku, who was still wearing his gi.

"He can fly...," The two wide-eyed girls kept mumbling repeatedly in disbelief.


Ange had done amazing in training, even though she wasn't able to stop wondering how it was possible for her boyfriend to fly without any kind of support whatsoever.

After training, all of the girls stared at Goku as though he'd grown a second head and two ass cracks with a piece of shit reaching all the way to the ground. The sight of someone flying was too much for them to wrap their minds around at the time.

Following the flight training, everyone silently headed to the showers. When they saw the Saiyan God entering, however, the silence was broken by bodies slamming into the walls due to massive nosebleeds. The sight of Goku's naked body was too much for the girls to handle.

Ange was no different. While she had slept with Goku last night, he had left his undershirt on. There also wasn't much light for her to see much of anything with.

"H-H-HOLY FUCKING SHIT! IS THAT GOKU?!" Ange gasped upon regaining consciousness as she, along with the rest of the girls in the 1st Troop, openly gaped in amazement.

His body was perfect, looking as though it had been chiseled out of marble to perfection. It would have even put other (non-Saiyan) Gods to shame! The Greek Gods had nothing on him.

Hearts appeared in the girls' eyes as a waterfall of drool poured out of each of their mouths. Every Norma in the 1st Troop stared at him as though he was eye-candy, taking in every inch of his toned body.

"Hi girls! What's up?" Goku asked all the girls with a cheerful, carefree smile, causing them to snap out of their trances.

"Well we can get you up, if you want," Zola told the Saiyan God in a lustful tone of voice.

Angered by the 1st Troop's commander, Princess Ange was about to chew the woman out, but her boyfriend replied before she had the chance to do so.

"But I'm not even sitting or laying down yet," Goku replied in confusion, causing Ange, Zola, and the rest of the girls in the showers to face-fault.

"DON'T FUCKING MOCK US, ASSHOLE!" Zola screamed at Goku, who was confused and a bit annoyed by her attitude.

"Hey, what's wrong? I don't know why you're so mad, but you didn't have to yell at me, you know," Goku replied with a bit of irritation in his voice due to her reaction.

All the girls in the showers froze at what Goku had just said to Zola, staring at him incredulously.

"Hey...you can't be serious, right? Are you telling me that you really don't know?" Zola asked in shock.

She wanted to ask him if he grew up under a rock at this point.

"Don't know what?" Goku asked, causing everyone to go wide-eyed and gape at the absurdity of how naive the Saiyan God was.

"Unbelievable. I'm saying that I want to play with your dick, make you cum, and have sex with you!" Zola said, raising her voice out of annoyance.

All the girls there were gaping and blushing a beautiful shade of red upon hearing those words, and from a fellow woman, no less! Goku, on the other hand...

"Oh, so that's what you meant! Why didn't you just say so in the first place?" Goku asked innocently, getting another round of face-faults from the girls before he answered. "Actually, my wife told me not to have sex with anyone other than her unless something happened and I married someone else. If that were to happen, she then told me not to have sex with anyone other than my new wife. She never really told me the specifics on the other thing that you're talking about, only that people only do those things with people they are in love with," Goku explained, leaving everyone looking as though their brains had just been scrambled.

'His wife...she had to tell him all of that...?' They thought to themselves in unison while looking at him like he was the world's biggest idiot.

"Where is your wife, GOKU?" Ange angrily ground out.

"Oh, she died a long time ago," Goku answered casually, stunning the girls even more so than before.

At this point, Ange felt horrible for having been so insensitive towards her lover.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-" Ange was cut off when Goku put his hand on her shoulder.

"Hey...it's fine, don't worry about it, 'kay? Besides, I'm with you now," Goku told his girlfriend with a smile that made Ange's heart melt in happiness.

The other girls, however, were all giving the princess death stares.

"WHAT?! You mean to tell me that you and the princess here are dating, Goku?!" Zola yelled in a mixture of anger and jealousy before getting an affirmative nod from the Saiyan God.

"Tch, whatever. So...have you played with each other yet?" Zola huffed out at Ange, causing her to blush twelve shades of red.

"W-W-W-WHAT A-ARE YOU S-SA-SAYING?! O-Of course no...t," Ange mentally cursed herself for hesitating on that last part and only hoped that Zola hadn't caught on.

"Then it sucks to be you right now!" Ghost Nappa appeared and said to Ange before disappearing again.

Well, fuck.

"Oh? You wouldn't happen to be lying to your superior, now, would you? If that's the case, then I might just have to punish you," Zola said to Ange in a lustful, seductive tone.

"Actually, I don't-" Goku was then cut off by Zola.

"I'm asking if you've made each other cum from rubbing each other's privates," Zola explained to the Saiyan God.

"Oh that. No, nothing like that had happened that I know of. The only time that something could've happened without me knowing about it would have been when we slept in the same bed last night," He replied nonchalantly.

"Eep!" Ange squeaked out like someone who had just been caught with his or her hand in the proverbial cookie jar.

"WAIT, WHAT?! YOU SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM?! AND THE SAME BED?!" All of the girls exclaimed in shock.

"That's right, they sure do, and they sure did! It all started when they went to sleep in each other's arms. While Goku was asleep, he got a massive boner! Since they were also pressed right up against and slept facing towards each other, his monster cock went straight up to her pussy. While Ange was sleeping, she started moving her outer and inner lips of her vagina back and forth on his giant dick. At 3:50 in the morning, Ange woke up upon feeling her own cum running down her legs And on Goku's penis. When she tried to move it out of the way, his dick released it's load and he jizzed all over her sacred area," Ghost Nappa announced to all the girls in the showers.

After about 5 minuted of gawking, Ange started sobbing again due to the unintentional humiliation that the lovable and retarded Saiyan ghost had just put her through for the third time that day. Instinctively, Goku tried to console his girlfriend by embracing her. Because they were both in the shower, their naked bodies pressed into each other. That stopped her from crying. It also made her extremely aroused, if her rock-hard, pointy nipples were anything to go by. She then brought Goku into a deep, passionate kiss with tongue involved.

A/N: WOMAN RUNNING ON EMOTIONS ALONE BOYFRIEND WHO MAKES HER REALLY HORNY & CAN IMMEDIATELY TURN HER SADNESS INTO HAPPINESS = THE BOYFRIEND USUALLY GETS A "REWARD" FROM THE NOW EVEN MORE HORNY GIRLFRIEND (I think everyone knows what I mean). If you don't buy that, then buy this instead: Goku's an immortal, OMNIPOTENT God. He could make a tree come to life and have it fall for him, so it would be dying to do "it" with him, if he wanted to.

Suddenly, the rest of the girls started crying their eyes out because they all wanted to be with him instead.

'Huh? Why are all of these girls crying? I can understand why Ange was a minute ago, but everyone else has me stumped. They're acting like the world's about to end! Wait...why are they looking at Ange like they want to kill her...? At this rate, things might get out of hand,' Goku mused as all of the girls cried before looking at Ange with only raw hatred in their eyes.

Not even bothering to care about the looks she was getting, Ange grabbed Goku's hand and told him that it was getting too noisy. Before he could reply, she dragged him to their room.

It was going to be one hell of a night.


Elsewhere, a guy named Embryo was chilling while drinking some wine. Although he claimed that he had created this world, making Planet Earth from another (NON-parallel) dimension dissappear and reappear in this one says otherwise. Then again, if he were to wipe everyone and everything on this world out and re-create everything, then nobody would be any the wiser.

"Soon..." He stated before laughing ominously.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Chapter 2 complete! Please leave a comment and tell me what you thought about this chapter. Until next time, peace out!