This a public reminder that all of Simply Stupid and its stories are based on mixing reality with fiction. That said, this series is meant to devolve into a story as to why this is happening. I am constantly experimenting with how I can tell a story. Besides, everything is out-of-character...
I don't own Kamen Rider or any series unless I did make something original. If you want to see more stories that are like (or not like) Rider Prick!, here are some recommended stories to show that the series is supposed to 'devolve':
1: Mega Man: DeafMatch Season 1 (April 1 to May 29, 2019, story-wise)- Taking place after Rider Prick!, Mega Man, and the DLN Robot Masters are locked inside of a cruel competition between Dr. Light and Dr. Wily for the sake of superiority. It ends with the Bombermen from SS: Stupid Bomberman Rangers crashing and a few people being kidnapped.
2. SS: Stupid Bomberman Rangers (Circa 2019 story-wise)- Prince Shirobom/Bomberman is forced to bring one of his dying family members out of Planet Bomber, only to be dethroned and his family fleeing with him. It ends with them crashing into the Wily-Light Deathmatch Games.
3. SS: Sudrian Stupids (August 25, 2018-)- If you want to see degeneracy mixed with ruining your childhood and United States immigration hatred into a conglomerate of random, here's my first project before MM: DM. Thomas the Tank Engine is a depressed LBSC E2 who has to deal with the fact that he and some of his friends were deported from the Island of Sodor. He's a drug addict and. excessive weed smoker, Percy's a lunatic, Emily and Molly are hysterical yanderes for Thomas, Rosie's an eccentric World War II veteran, Edward has dementia, etc. This story sings of depravity and cynicism inspired by the US Presidency and the effects of the US ICE's war on immigration.
4. Mega Man: DeafMatch Season 2 (June 7, 2019, to June 18, 2020)- With Shiro/Bomberman, Dr. Light, Guts Man, and Ice Man being kidnapped, the Deathmatch games ended prematurely. Shiro, Guts Man and Ice Man break out of the dungeon and help solve a plot that could have meant Dr. Wily creating something dangerous by using dimensional counterparts and Robot Master abilities. Rescued by Mega Man, the Robot Masters, and the Bombermen, they set their sights to retake the Bomber Nebulan Empire...
5. SS: Super Bomberman Rising (Circa 2013)- To be honest, this is a darker post-Bomberman Jetters (Anime) story. Bomberman devolving in a way far worse than what edgy characters who lost partners experienced is what this is about. Tasked with finding out about the murders of multiple Jetters including his partner, a hellbent Bomberman hunts down a combat android that rivals him in strength and potential.
Now, here are my stories that aren't part of Simply Stupid for being too serious in some parts or because I feel like they wouldn't fit in as a part of Simply Stupid (Despite the fifth Simply Stupid example. That one's experimental.):
1. ADVENTURE TIME: Merten's Post-Apocalyptic Travels: In this take of Adventure Time, Finn is a displaced soldier from World War 3, forced into the future after nuking all of North America amid a third World War and killing almost all life on the now shattered continent.
2. BOMBERMAN: ALIVE: It's Bomberman with partial inspiration from Kamen Rider Amazons and Kamen Rider: The Next, but this time trying to do what BOMBERMAN: ACT ZERO could have done for its story. By the time the tides swallowed most of the Earth in 2089, an enigmatic organization called Orange Horizon gained some schematics for a violent and apathetic peacekeeper that can enforce the laws of Canyon Point, only for said peacekeeper to gain full sentience after finding some knock-off copies from rivaling organizations.
3. KAMEN RIDER EX-AID: DX: In this take of Kamen Rider Ex-Aid, Emu never became a doctor after a journalist's act of spite created an international controversy in the E-Sports sphere, ruining his life. After disappearing for five years, Emu has to face his inner demons and the actions caused from him faking his suicide as the Ride-Player hated by the world, Kamen Rider Ex-Aid.
HoHei Apartments, San Diego (13:20 am, September 11, 2018)...
"B- But I wanted to play with that, Emu!" Poppy cried out as she was dragged across the floor by Emu. Parado got out, spooking the Bugster even more. Why was this happening? Emu just got the Rock Man: Rainbow Warrior gashat.
"Poppy, this is for Emu only. If a bugster like us were to use it then- *pow!* AHHHHHHH!" Parado got kicked in the face by the bugster, screaming in pain as his body shifted back and forth from pixels to physical.
"*sigh* Poppy, this is dangerous! When you still had your memories, you would say that using this *Pulls out the Rock Man: Rainbow Warrior gashat...* , can infect the entire world with dangerous diseases! Do you want that?" Poppy paused and shook her head. Emu then continued. "Okay! So don't use this as a toy... I don't want you to get hurt, that's why."
"How is it dangerous?" Poppy gave Emu a wide stare.
"Ugh... *Bang! Bang!* Huh?" Emu, Poppy, and Parado looked outside, where a shooting was taking place. Screams were heard as the shooters took hostages. Grabbing his Gamer Driver, Emu noticed Poppy staring at him in confusion, wondering what it is like to wear a Driver. He then grabbed her Buggle Driver II and brought her out with him.
Later outside at Little Italy...
"*ting! ting! ting!* ARE YOU GOING TO HENSHIN NOW?!" Poppy called out as Emu pushed her to the nearest alleyway. They barely dodged bullets coming from the shooters.
"Yes! *Mighty Action X!* Henshin! *Let's Game! Mecha Game! Mucha Game! Whatcha Name? I'm a Kamen Rider! Mighty Jump! Mighty Kick! Mighty Mighty Action X!* Be careful!"
"Okay!"
Running out into the street, where the chaos is happening, Ex-Aid constantly collects power-up items, increasing his power. He then took out the new Rock Man gashat and gave it a little whirl.
"Roku-Dai Henshin! *Rokku Man: Rainbow Warrior! (Insert Title Screen - Mega Man: Fully Charged - The Game) One! Two! Four! Eight bots! Rokku Man: Rainbow Warrior!* I will change fates to save others! Kamen Rider Ex-Aid!" Ex-Aid stood there, watching as his armor gains a dark blue helmet like Mega Man's and a streamlined cyan chest plate. Charging towards the first shooter, Ex-Aid jumped up and pulled out a blue arm cannon with his left hand. *Gashacon Buster! Bap!* He fired a pixelated ball at a shooter's assault rifle, disintegrating it. He then swung with a Gashacon Breaker in his right hand.
"What the hell- *thud!*" That shooter fell faster than a bag of bricks after getting a Gashacon Breaker to the head, slumping to the floor without a sound. Two more shooters came in with weirdly wired masks and LMGs, firing at the pink rider's blue helmet. Emu stumbled a little after having 50. cal rounds drove into his helmet, but he got up after being used to the constant ricochet on his body. Poppy crawled to Ex-Aid, hiding behind a car door. The Bugster then opened the door's still somehow functioning window.
"*Vrrr! squeak!* What is going on?"
"*bap!* I am fi- *bap!* fighting these shooters! *bap!*" One of the shooters was knocked out while the other threw a concussion grenade at the pink Kamen Rider. Seeing the grenade land next to Poppy, Ex-Aid shifted over and kicked the grenade back to its sender, who was unlucky enough to get caught by the blast... "*bang!* Three down! Do you see any more- *click!* Poppy?" Ex-Aid turned around and noticed the leader of those shooters, aiming his pistol at a head-locked Poppy.
"Don't. Move. A single. Muscle." The demented shooter growled out as he tightened his grip on the now trembling Bugster. "Let's get this party started..."
"Kuso (Crap)! What should I do-" The rider paused as a glowing Tokimeki Crisis gashat appeared on top of his head, but its light quickly blew out like a candle in the wind. Ex-Aid sighed. Taiga could have handled this better than he.
Realizing that he has no choice, Ex-Aid trained his Gashacon Breaker to the floor and slammed it violently into the asphalt, making a small shockwave that knocked everyone over. He jumped back and forth as the opposition frantically tried to hit his mark, only to constantly miss the pink and blue rider.
The ex-doctor trained his Gashacon Buster on the leader's weapon and fired...
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She doesn't know where she is. All she knows is that she is getting weaker every hour she stayed in this prison. A machine that strips her of what makes her alive. She was forced to see some of her worst moments in an attempt to break and get more of her essence.
She doesn't know why they are doing this or kidnapped her in the first place.
They copied her! Sent a full-sized phony to someone she cares for to silence him, to get rid of the evidence that they exist, and get her essence!
Just... Why?
She knows he is helpless. she saw him get beaten and incapacitated while they injected her with an anesthetic product. In the revelry of where they were, its patrons did not pay heed to the situation. Her friend is hospitalized because of them.
With Eiji, Gentaro, and Takeru (1:10 am, September 12, 2018)...
After what happened in Las Vegas, Eiji, Ankh, and Takeru (Ghost) were persuaded by Gentaro and Nadeshiko to head back to San Diego. The Greeed didn't care, however, still questioning how they are even alive. That didn't mean they forgave Ankh and Eiji however. They have shown some animosity, even when they parted ways with the Shinkengers and Zyuohgers However, Emu and Asuna appearing on national television were not what the Riders thought would happen. Especially Asuna doxxing her roommate. It didn't make sense.
As they traveled, something came up in Gentaro's head. It was something that came up before he, Eiji, and Takeru decided to go to the City of Sin. It was about Emu.
Emu isn't home right now. He's in a comatose state. The ex-doctor hasn't been conscious since the day Asuna went missing...
August 28, 2018...
After Eiji, Takeru, and the Damashiis left, Gentaro wanted to stay and hear whatever else was going on. He's been wanting to make an apology to Emu and Asuna for the complete fustercluck that happened between them and EP10. He meant to send the little robot to them so they can see what was happening to her. Something happened to her that led her to have destructive tendencies, making Gentaro think that it was a disease that corrupted her.
Unfortunately, it led to Asuna trying to strangle him out of anger and frustration that a small robot sent by him nearly strangled her as well.
After hearing nothing else from the two roommates, Gentaro walked back to his flat to rest. It was the weirdest Tuesday he ever had outside of high school. A half day as well for the school he is working at.
He went out with Eiji to grab something to eat when they heard a thud next to a bar. It was Emu, and he was knocked out with some nasty bruises on his head.
"Emu!"
They tried waking him up, but he didn't budge. He was breathing, but no response to them touching him.
From the distance, a robed woman with a pungi stalked the three. She had hints of cyan light crackling against the surface of her steely eyes. Her men acquired one piece of her quest. Now she must silence and harvest the comatose anomaly...
Back to the present...
Gentaro was still thinking when Nadeshiko nudged to get his attention. "Mhn?"
"You spaced out for a moment."
The teacher softly shrugged, giving an uncertain smile to the SOLU sample. He just wasn't sure how to explain the situation when they were all riding a rideshare van. The Greeed were in their medals, carried by Eiji in a discarded cross-body bag.
"It's a long story... A weird one at that."
Eiji glanced at Gentaro from the front seat and cringed slightly. He looked out the window, looking for something to stare at.
When they finally returned to San Diego, they immediately set off for the local hospital.
With Emu (13:64 on September 11, 2018)
Ex-Aid removed his gashats looking for Poppy. After he fired at the gunman, Poppy went missing again. He and Parado originally planned to split up and find the bugster, but some kind of telekinetic force stopped Parado from moving and immobilized the ex-doctor.
The only part of his body that could move was his head. "Parado, what's going on?!"
The Bugster struggled to move, wondering what stopped him, before shattering into hundreds of cubes.
"PARADO!"
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A mass of dust surrounded Emu's hospital cot. Imploding itself, the dust formed into an ominous being. Its emerald crystalline eye glinted in the dark, clenching its fists in an inhuman fashion.
It found its target once again through its power of illusions.
A cluster of red and blue pixels formed at the palm of its hands, watching the colors separate and change color. The pixels morphed into the orange and cyan mascots of Emu's Mighty Action XX gashat, unmoving and unresponsive.
The grotesque figure swallowed the two trinkets, extracting most of the Bugster Virus strands that inhabited them. As it consumed the viruses from the trinkets, there was a knock on the door.
"Hello? Is anyone here?" the grotesque figure sank to the floor, hiding beneath Emu's cot.
A volunteer worker opened the door, checking on the patient. Looking deeper into the room, he noticed a pair of keychains laying on the floor and picked them up. He recognized them a little as recolors of the mascot of Mighty Action X, knowing that his son was a huge fan of obscure games.
"Hm. Dominic is a big fan of this game. I guess this guy is also one." placing the keychains onto a nearby counter, he was about to go when something tugged his leg. "Hm?"
He looked down and screamed in terror when he realized that it was a hand pulling his leg.
Outside...
"AHHHHHH!!!"
Eiji and Gentaro looked up at the source of the noise and proceeded to run to the lobby. "We're here a visit Emu Hojo! It's an emergency!" the nurse was confused at the urgency but granted access to the two as they sprinted to the elevators to where Emu is being held, even requesting security to aid the two.
They stopped at a room and opened the door. There, they saw a familiar sight.
Asuna. She was sitting next to Emu.
"... Asuna? What are you doing here?"
No response from the bugster. All she did was turn to them and stare.
It felt... Off.
"I'm not liking this." Eiji muttered. 'Asuna' continued to stare creepily.
Gentaro stepped up to Asuna and asked politely. "What happened to Emu?"
The two Kamen Riders stepped back when they heard a man audibly shiver in fear.
Gentaro came up close and recognized him. "Mr. Ascension? What are you doing here?"
Mr. Ascension pointed at Asuna. "That is not your friend!"
Asuna twitched a little, with her eyes dilating. Mr. Ascension shuddered. "Hindi magandang sa lahat (Not good at all)!"
A cyan crystal burst from Asuna's back as she transformed into a black mass with a single vertical eye...
"Holy cow..." Gentaro and Eiji muttered under their breaths in shock.
Chapter 12 end...
1. Referencing morbid real life events
2. The current mythos for Simply Stupid, which can currently be read in Mega Man: Deafmatch Seasons 1 and 2, SS: Stupid Bomberman Rangers, and SS Misadventures: Watts and Ash.
That's all for now.
