Chapter 57: A Lori Through Time

A parody of the episode: SB 129

Lori is in her room, texting her boyfriend. Bobby has just sent Lori a love message.

"Oh Boo Boo Bear." Lori said romantically. She is about to type something to him but then gets a message from Lincoln. It reads: Lori, me and Clyde need a ride to the walkie talkie convention. Lori groans and deletes the message. She's about to type back to Bobby when she gets another message. This one is from Clyde. It reads: Hey L-l-Lori. Lori frowns and deletes it. Then she gets text messages from her other siblings, all of them wanting her to take them somewhere.

"Ugh! Can't a girl text her boyfriend without interruptions?"

Then Leni opens the door, showing her and the others standing in front of the doorway.

"Lori, did you like get our messages?" Leni asked.

"Yes, I did." Lori said irritated.

"Well, are you gonna give us a ride?" Lincoln asked. "Me and Clyde wanted to discover the many kinds of walkie talkies."

"How dorky." Lori commented. "Can't Mom or Dad drive you guys?"

"They're too busy with work. And it doesn't look like you're doing anything important."

"Texting Bobby is important! We need to send each other as any messages as we can!"

"Dude, come on. Just take us out first." Luna said. The kids begged Lori.

"Alright, Alright!" Lori gave in. "I'll take you guys to wherever you want to go. Just go wait in Vanzilla until I'm ready."

The kids left.

"Thanks Lori." Leni said. Once they left the house, Lori decided to go into the basement. She brought her phone with her so she could continue texting Bobby. When she got in there, she some kind of machine.

"Hey, what's that thing doing in here?" She got a closer look and read the sign on top. "The Time Travel Machine 9000. Yep, Lisa definitely invented this."

"Lori, are you down here?" Lori heard Leni's voice and thought fast. She hid inside Lisa's machine. "Huh, the lights are on but nobody's in here."

Lisa had also followed Leni downstairs. "I hope nobody tampered with my precious time machine. I need to install the security lock so nobody gets in."

They both went up to the time machine and Leni observed it. "So this thing can send you to the future and past?"

"Yep." Lisa confirmed. "You just type how years you want to travel into the future or the past on this keypad."

As Lisa explained, Leni being the ditz she is, typed 2000 in the future keypad and pressed the go button. Lisa had noticed and the time machine glowed.

"Leni, what in Einstein's name have you done?!"

"I wanted to see if we would travel 2000 years into the future."

The time machine disappeared.

"You fool!" Lisa yelled angrily. "You have to be inside the time machine to travel!"

"Oh…" Leni realized.

"(sighs) Well, at least nobody was in there."

But Lisa was wrong. Lori was sent traveling 2000 years into the future.

The time machine arrived at its destination. It seemed like it was back in the Loud house basement, where everything was chrome. Lori opened the door and fell out. She groans as she felt nauseated from the speedy time travel.

"Somebody get me a bucket. I think I'm gonna barf."

Then Lincoln comes downstairs, flying with a jetpack. He saw Lori.

"Intruder alert! Intruder alert!" He yelled.

"What the-Lincoln?"

"Lincoln? No. I'm Linc-o-Tron." He had a robotic voice. "Welcome to the future."

"Huh?"

"I said, welcome to the future."

"The future?" Lori looked around and noticed everything looked different. "Wha-what's going on? Why is everything chrome?"

"Everything is chrome in the future." Linc-o-Tron explained. Lori couldn't believe what she was hearing. She went to look through the front window.

"Oh my…" She saw everything outside was chrome. "Impossible. He's lying!"

A flower sprouted in the front yard and a man came and sprayed it, making it chrome. Then he left.

"He's right!"

"Of course I'm right Lori." Lincoln said. Lori turned around and was surprised to see robot versions of her other siblings. "Just ask my sibling trons. This is Lor-Tron, the oldest."

"You literally look just like me." Lor-Tron said to Lori.

"Then there's Len-oni-Tron."

"Like, hi intruder who looks like my sister." Leni-oni-Tron said.

"Lunar-Tron."

"Hey dude." Lunar-Tron greeted.

"Luano-Tron."

"Hi, my puns drive people NUTS." Luan made as she held out a handful of robot nuts. She laughed as the others groaned.

"There's Lynn Jr. Tron, or as she likes to call herself, Lynn-tastic Tron."

"I am number one after all." Lynn-tactic Tron bragged.

"Luc-Tron."

"Sigh." Luc-Tron said.

"Lano-Tron and LoL-LoL Tron, the twins."

"Hey." They greeted.

"Lis-o-Tron."

"Greetings primitive." Lis-o-Tron greeted.

"And lastly, The Lilster, the youngest."

"Poo poo." The baby said in a robotic voice. Lori stared as she was speechless. Then she got down on the floor and started doing sit ups as she said: "Future...future...future..future.."

Lincoln extracted a robot arm from his chest and it zapped Lori with electricity.

"Thanks." She said snapping out of it. "Now listen, all of you! I don't belong here! This is all a horrible mistake! Please, we've got to do something!"

"I say we go to the walkie talkie convention!" Lincoln declared.

Suddenly, there was a beam of light and a robot who looked like Clyde appeared. He had two heads.

"Did somebody say walkie talkie?" They said in a robotic voice.

"Hi Clyde McTron!" The robot siblings greeted. Clyde McTron noticed the two Loris.

"Two L-L-Lor-Trons?" He started malfunctioning."ABORT. Systems confused. Systems shutting...down."

He fell to the ground.

"Huh, funny." Lori said. "This time he's literally a robot. But listen to me! I'm not supposed to be here! I gotta get home to my own time period! I gotta go!"

"Well, why didn't you just say so?" Lincoln said. "I saw you traveled here with a time machine. All you have to do is use it to go to your time period."

"Of course. I should've thought of that."

Lori and the others went into the basement and went to the time machine.

"Sweet Einstein." Lis-o-Tron said fascinated. "Where did you acquire this beauty? Perhaps a scientist ancestor of mine? I have so many questions!"

"Sorry, but I'm getting outta here." Lori said.

"Well, it was nice meeting you." Lincoln said.

"Yeah, put er there." Luan said as she held out her hand. Lori smiled and shook her hand but then got electrocuted. Luan laughed.

"The joy buzzer gag never gets old." Luan said, revealing her joy buzzer. Lori growled. She typed a number in the past keypad and hit the go button. She went into the machine as it glowed, then she and the machine disappeared. Lori was now traveling way back into the past.

The time machine arrived at a prehistoric time. Lori exited the machine. "My siblings are around in the future, but I bet they're not around in the past."

Lori looked around the place as she walked off. "Primitive. Sort of an old world charm."

A small dinosaur rushed past her as Lori almost fell over.

"I guess this was before manners were invented. Well, at least there's no sign of my twerp siblings or Clyde. Maybe now I can finally be alone with my phone."

Then Lori saw shadowy figures around the place, all seemed to be spying on her. Lori became nervous and uneasy. She backed away until she bumped into a bush. She heard something behind it and took a look. There was a caveman with white hair.

"Lincoln?"

The white haired caveman who looked like Lincoln, leapt at Lori.

"Aaah! Stay back!"

He noticed Lori's clothes looked different than any caveman style.

"You strange looking cavewoman." He said.

"Actually, I'm not a cave-"

Then Lori felt someone breathing on her. She slowly turned around and saw a caveman version of Clyde.

"You p-p-pretty lady." He commented.

"Oh, uh, thanks." She started to back away but then the cavewoman versions of her sisters gathered around.

"You literally lika me." The oldest cavewoman said.

"Oooh! Like, where you get trendy clothes?" The second oldest cavewoman said.

"Well, I-"

Then the twin cavegirls started sniffing Lori, which made Lori back away. "Yes, I'm wearing perfume. Now stop that."

Lori fell backwards onto a pile of cans. "Ow."

Lynn acted like a monkey and kicked a can, like it was a soccer ball. The others howled and copied Lynn, playing some kind of game with the cans.

"Ok, bye now." Lori went to a shady area. "Ah, here's a nice shady spot away from those twerps."

Before she could text on her phone, a can hit her. "Ow! Hey, watch you're kicking that thing!"

The Lynn look alike came up walking on all fours and grabbed the can with her teeth, acting like a dog.

"Boy, you're not too different from modern Lynn, are you?"

"Huh?"

"Nevermind."

Then she saw the other cave siblings chewing on their cans.

"What are you simpletons doing? Those aren't for eating!"

But they still continued to chew on the cans. Lori took Lincoln and Clyde's cans. "Gimme those!"

She then grabbed a long vine and attached it to the two cans. One can on each end. "Ta da!"

"What that thing you bestow to us?" The cave girl who looked like Lisa asked.

"Um...it's the tin can walkie talkie. You use it to talk to someone from a long distance. Let me demonstrate. You hold this end." Lori gave one can to the white haired caveboy. Lori walked away and spoke into the other end. "Now can you hear me?"

"Yes, me hear you good." The caveboy said.

The others were impressed.

"Me want to try." The oldest cave woman said.

"Beauty before age." Said the third youngest cavegirl.

"Yeah, so me try first." The fourth youngest cavegirl said.

"You want it? You guys can have it!" Lori threw the tin can walkie talkie on the ground. The siblings immediately started to fight over it as they left Lori. Lori went back to the shady spot.

"Ah, finally." She turned on her phone but found out there was no internet connection. "No connection? Dang it! I forget that electronic stuff didn't exist in this time period!"

Frustrated, she kicked a pebble into the air. The pebble flew and hit the youngest cave sibling, causing her to cry. The other siblings stopped their fighting and saw the baby crying. She pointed at Lori. The siblings became furious and chased after Lori. Lori panicked and ran away, into the time machine. The siblings started attacking the time machine. The fifth oldest cave girl punches the keypads and was strong enough to break them. The machine glowed and then it disappeared. The machine shakes from the inside as Lori gets scared. The machine travels through different dimensions, then it completely disappears. Lori is seen in a blank white void. She looks around.

"They're not here. My siblings aren't here! I think I've finally found a place where I can be all…" Lori becomes tiny. "-alone."

A bunch of "alone" sayings appear with a different voice as each comes up. Continuous "Alone" chanting is heard, as the screen gets smaller and smaller. Lori gets freaked out.

"I gotta get outta here!" Lori tried to escape but runs in a loop. She stops to catch her breath.

"Where's the time machine?! Where's anything?! Where? Where? Where? Where?-"

Lori was jumping up and down in frustration and she busts a hole in the ground, sending her falling back into the time machine.

"I wanna go home!" She cries as she bangs on the machine. "I wanna go home! I wanna go home! I wanna go home! I miss Royal Woods! I miss my family! I even miss Clyde!"

Suddenly, the time machine teleported back to the present, and in the front yard of the Loud house where the other siblings are seen, and also Clyde. Lori comes out.

"Hey guys!" Lori said happily.

"Hey Lori!" The kids replied.

"What were you doing with my time machine?" Lisa questioned.

"Wow, I'm back! I can't believe this! I was in space, then I went to the future, and then the past. Then I was nowhere, but I'm back and I'm so happy to see you guys!"

"Does that mean you'll give us all a ride?" Lincoln asked.

"I'd love to."

"You can also join me and Lincoln for the walkie talkie convention." Clyde mentioned.

"Lame! Who's the moron who invented walkie talkies anyway?"

The other kids pointed at Lori. "You are!"

They laugh. Lori was not amused.

"I'm going back."