Chapter 58: Leni's Sweet Ride

This chapter has been requested by Aartman7141999, who wanted a parody of the episode: No Free Rides

This is like a sequel to the LH episode: Driving Miss Hazy

Leni Loud is at the DMV and is once again, taking her driving test. The driving instructor is in the car with Leni, and looks terrified.

"Watch out Leni!"

CRASH!

Someone had been knocked down.

"What happened?" Leni asked, dazed from the crash.

"Oh nothing, Leni." The driving instructor said calmly. "You just struck another pedestrian. Minus twenty more points."

"How many does that leave me with?"

"Negative two hundred and twenty four."

"How many more minutes left in the test?"

"The test is over."

"That's enough time! I can make up those points!"

"No Leni, don't-"

Leni pulled the gear stick backwards and the car went back. Leni hit past some obstacles like the traffic cones and a brick wall before crashing into a pole. The car broke down.

"Ok, how many points was that?"

"Six."

Leni cheered. "Whoo! And how many do I need to pass?"

"Six."

Leni cheered again.

"Hundred."

"Huh?"

"Six hundred. You need six hundred to pass. You got six."

"Don't worry!" Leni was trying to keep it together. "I'll be alright sir! Besides, this means I can try again another time!"

She slams her fist down, causing a piece of the motor to fly upward.

"Well, see ya next time!" Leni leaves. The motor piece hits the instructor on the head. Leni walks off, singing.

"I'm gonna be the best, once I pass that test!"

"Oh great, another driving test with her." The instructor said sarcastically before fainting.

Leni went back home, where Lori was waiting to hear the news.

"Leni, did you pass your test?"

"Well, no. But I can always take the test again. I got six points and I need six hundred more to pass."

"Oh, is that all?"

"I mean it took me a day to earn six points, so it'll probably take about a month or longer to earn all six hundred points. But I'll eventually get that license."

Leni goes into the kitchen. Lori sighs.

"Oh Leni, I wish I could help you." Lori says to herself. "Too bad I can't take your test for you and get your license myself….or can I?"

She goes upstairs and into her room. She takes one of Leni's dresses and a long blonde wig out of the closet. She had an idea. "Oh, this has got to work."

At the DMV, the driving instructor is seen in his car. He sees someone. "Leni, you're back already?"

But the person was not actually Leni. It was really Lori disguised as Leni.

"Yes sir, I'm ready to take that test again." "Leni" said as she made her voice sound like her younger sister's.

"I don't think you are. We should try this again next week, or next month."

"NO! I wanna take that driving test right now!"

The instructor was surprised with "Leni's" change of tone.

"I mean, I've visually learned about driving from my older sister and I'd really like to try again. I guarantee I'll do better this time. Please?"

She gave the instructor a sad look with puppy dog eyes. The instructor hesitated first.

"Oh, what the heck. I can't say no to that face."

"Leni" smiles. She gets in a car and is at the front of the driving track with the instructor.

"Let the testing begin." The instructor said.

Lori easily made it through the driving track and got to the finish line. The driving teacher was speechless.

"So, like how did I do?" "Leni" asked.

"Th-That was just...perfect!" He was impressed. "You did way better than the last test! You didn't hit any obstacles. How did you manage that?"

"Leni" shrugged. "Like I said before, I've been watching my sister Lori."

"Well, it actually worked. You passed!" The instructor gave her the driver's license. "And here's your license!"

"Yes! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"

Lori arrived back home and took off the disguise. Leni was in the living room, painting her nails and Lori came over to her.

"Hey Leni, I've got a surprise for you." She shows her the license.

"You made a fake license for me?"

"No, this is literally your real driver's license." Lori fibbed. "I got a call from the DMV and your instructor said you actually passed. He wanted me to tell you the surprise."

"But I don't understand, I thought I was way behind."

"Well..uh...He said you deserved extra credit for just trying your hardest."

"Oh, ok." Leni held out her license. "Wow, I can't believe it. My driver's license."

She smelled it. "It smells like how I dreamt it would. I'm gonna go call my friends and tell them the news."

She went upstairs. "Look out Royal Woods, there's a new driver in town and her name is Leni Loud!"

Lori becomes worried as Leni's name repeats in her mind. "Leni Loud! Leni Loud!"

Lori imagines Leni driving Vanzilla recklessly through the town. She hits a few pedestrians as she happily drives. She knocks over a bus, crushing a citizen and runs over a couple of people having a picnic. She is oblivious to all this.

"So much destruction." The news reporter is seen on TV and the town is on fire. "This reporter asks "Why?" Local consensus places the blame on this negligent, selfish driving instructor who-"

Leni runs him over.

"Let's not-use that take."

We go back to reality. Lori shakes the thought out of her head. "Don't worry Lori, you'll just have to make sure Leni doesn't drive Vanzilla. I'm going to the mall."

Lori goes outside and takes off with Vanzilla.

It is evening now. Lori comes back home with Vanzilla, carrying a shopping bag. "I hope Dad cooked some of that pasta for dinner."

Lori enters the house and sees her family, except for Leni, in the living room. They had party decorations up and there was a cake in the living room.

"Lori, there you are." Rita said.

"What's going on here?" Lori wondered.

"Didn't you hear dude? Leni got her license." Luna said.

"Oh, right."

"And we're celebrating." Luan said. "Check out the cake!"

Lori saw the cake. It said "Congratulations Leni!"

"Man, we were starting to think Leni would never get her license." Lincoln said. "But she never gave up. She never quit. She never took the easy way."

"Oh...heh, yeah." Lori said nervously. "Where is Leni anyway?"

"She wanted to freshen up before the party." Rita said.

"I'm back!" Leni said as she walks back down. "Oh hey Lori, where you at the mall?"

"Yeah, I got you some new clothes."

"Sweet."

"Me and your mother have a surprise for you too." Lynn Sr. stated. "It's in the garage. Come and see everyone."

They all head into the garage, where something is covered by a sheet. Lynn Sr. pulls off the sheet revealing-

"A brand new car!" Leni and Lori said simultaneously. The car was a golden convertible. Leni fainted and Lori caught her.

"I'm guessing she likes it." Rita said.

Then Leni woke up. "Wha- oh guys, I just had this dream that I got my driver's license and then I got a convertible-"

She sees the car. "That wasn't a dream. This is really happening! Thanks Mom and Dad!"

"You're welcome honey." Lynn Sr. said.

"You'll be driving by tomorrow." Rita said. "Now let's go enjoy your party."

Everyone leaves the garage, but Lori stays behind as she felt guilty.

"What have I done? Everyone will find out the truth. I'm gonna be in so much trouble! No! I've got to take that car away for Leni's own good."

It was bedtime now. Leni was in her pajamas, brushing her teeth in the bathroom. When she was done, she sneaked downstairs and went to the garage. She went over to the new car.

"Hi Converty." She said to the convertible. She felt it and gasped. "Converty, you're cold. Here, take my sleeping mask."

She puts it on the convertible and lays inside it. "Oh Converty, I'm always gonna take care of you. You're the best car in the world."

She kisses the steering wheel and sighs contentedly.

Lori goes into the garage, disguised as a robber. She goes over to the convertible and sits in the driver's seat.

"This is literally the riskiest thing I've ever done." She said to herself. She started the car, opened the garage, and drove away with the car. She was unaware that she was sitting on Leni, who had fallen asleep. Then Leni wakes up.

"Hey, I'm driving!"

Lori and Leni saw each other and screamed. But since Lori was dressed as a robber, Leni didn't know it was her. She got up.

"Who are you and what are you doing in my convertible? And why are you wearing that ski mask? Because you're not skiing! OMG, I know who you are!"

Lori panicked. "No! You don't know who I am!"

"Yes I do! I know that you're a convertible jacker! I never thought I'd have to use this pepper spray!"

Leni gets out a can of pepper spray but sprays herself instead since the can was aimed in her direction. It gets in her eyes and her eyes get watery.

"Ahhh! Somebody help me! Somebody help me!"

Lori kicks her out of the car. "Sorry sis, but it was for your own good."

Leni is riding a scooter, catching up to Lori. Lori speeds up.

"Give me back my convertible!" Leni speeds up to the car. She pulls out a scarf and uses it to hang onto the convertible. She's being dragged in the air.

"You better stop thief!"

Lori speeds up more and the scarf stretches out as Leni is still hanging on.

"I'm not letting go!" Leni yelled. "Nothing will stop me! Not even-cactuses?!"

There was a cactuses sign up ahead. Leni ended up going through the field of cactuses and came out covered in thorns, but was still hanging on.

"I'm not letting go even for-mouse traps?!"

There was a mouse trap sign up ahead and Leni ended up going through a pile of mouse traps, but she was still hanging on.

"If you think I'll let go even for-socks with sandals?!" There was a socks with sandals sign up ahead. "Oh no!"

Leni screams as Lori looks back.

"Looks like that got rid of her. Now for some tunes." Lori turned the dial to different stations. Then she heard a police siren and saw a bearded officer up ahead.

"Oh no, a cop!" Lori panicked. She stopped the car and the cop approached her.

"Look Officer, it's not what it looks like."

"It is what it looks like. It looks like-my car!" The officer ripped off his beard and uniform, revealing to be Leni. Lori screamed and Leni tackled her. Leni was fighting with the "robber" as the car drove out of control. Two real officers were seen in a police car. They noticed the convertible.

"What the-" One Officer said. The convertible was flying towards the two officers as they screamed. Leni was attacking the "robber."

"I'd never let you have this car!" Leni said. "Not even if you were-"

She removes the ski mask and gasps. "Lori?"

Leni's mind was blown. The convertible crashed onto the police car. The police car's siren went off.

At the Royal Woods prison, Leni is talking to Lori over the phone as Lori is in a cell. Rita and Lynn Sr. were there too. They were talking with the warden.

"So how's it going Lori?" Leni asked.

"Leni, I'd like to apologize. I pretended to be you at the DMV. I just wanted to help you pass your test, but you really weren't ready."

"So I guess I have to give my license back, huh?"

"Yeah, and I bet Mom and Dad are gonna punish me now."

Then Lynn Sr. and Rita showed up.

"Hey Leni, did you tell Lori about the deal?" Lynn Sr. said.

"Oh yeah." Lori speaks to Leni. "Dad says you have to work at his restaurant to pay for the damages to the car."

"Sounds fair." Lori said.

"Also, the warden will let you go if we do her a favor." Lynn Sr. said, talking on the phone.

"What's that?"

"Make one free Lynn-sagna."