Chapter 62: The Gift of Honey

And now here's a parody of the episode: The Gift Of Gum

"Happy Twins Day, Lana!"

"Happy Twins Day, Lola!"

The Loud twins were in their room, excited for their traditional holiday.

"Let's present the presents." Lana said.

"You show me yours first." Lola said.

"Sure, why not? Come on, it's in the garage."

The twins head into the garage. Lana gestures to the gift and Lola sees something big.

"Whoa." Lola said amazed. The gift was a giant ball of honey with stuff stuck to it.

"This super sticky honey is my most beloved possession and I'm giving it to my favorite twin on Twins Day."

Lola looked touched. "Lana, I'm honored and-"

Lola began crying.

"Lola, what's wrong?"

"You got me such an amazing gift and all I got you was...that." Lola pointed to a robot drone that flew into the garage.

"Greetings." The robot drone said to Lana as it was voice activated. "I am RoboDrone 2.1, your personal robot drone servant. I am proficient in providing over 250,000 human comforts. Would you care for a chocolate bar?"

The robot drone fired a chocolate bar into Lana's mouth and she ate it.

"Yummy! Lola, this is a great gift!"

"Thanks for the appreciation Lana, but it's no giant ol used ball of honey. And plus, this is just Lisa's spare robot drone."

"Don't be so hard on yourself Lola. I love my gift. In fact, I'll go play with it right now. Come on Robo Drone, let's play outside."

"Coming, Master Lana." The robo drone followed Lana. Then Lana went back to Lola.

"Oh Lola, you don't mind if I say goodbye to Sappy first, do you?"

"No, not at all."

"Thanks." Lana went up to the giant ball of honey. "Goodbye Sappy, you be good to Lola now, ya hear?"

She poked it and a stream of liquid came out, pouring onto Lana. She laughed and hugged the sticky ball.

"I love you too Sappy." The honey stuck onto Lana, but she managed to get free. She turned to her twin. "Well, he's all yours."

The tomboy left with the robot drone. Lola went up to the honey ball to admire it.

"Oh, it's so big, majestic, and beautiful. With your...dirty sock, tuna can, flies, moldy burger." Lola realized how gross the sticky ball of honey was. She sniffed it and looked like she was gonna barf. She backed away.

"Get a hold of yourself, Lola. It's not so bad. After all, it's a gift from Lana."

Then a rat came out from the big ball of honey and crawled onto Lola, who was freaked out. It hissed at her. (Translation: You're not Lana) She freaked out even more and ran out of the garage.

"Ew, Eww, Eww! I'm sorry sis, but your gift has got to go!"

Lola is pushing the big ball of honey out of the garage. She lifts it into the trash can. "Goodbye stinkball, see ya never!"

The garbage man drove over to the Loud house.

"Hey Mr. Garbage Man, I've got this ball of trash that wants a new home at the dump." Lola was hoping the garbage collector would take it. He noticed how big it was.

"Sorry little lady, I don't have enough room in my truck for that." He drove off.

"No wait! Come back!"

Then Lana and Robo Drone came back to the house, as the drone was carrying Lana with its built in arms.

"Hey Lola, watcha doing?" Lana asked.

"It appears she's throwing Sappy away." The robot drone confirmed.

"What? Lola, is that true?"

"No way Lana."

"Then how do you explain this?"

"Well...I liked Sappy so much that I decided to give him a princess makeover." She put the trash lid on top of Sappy, which also had a flower on it. "See? Isn't that a cute look?"

Lola looked suspicious. "Hmm...bold yet understated. I never thought you would do a princess makeover with a trash can, but it's a brilliant idea sis. Keep up the good work. Come on Robo Drone, let's go find more boogers."

Lana and Robo Drone walked off, leaving Lola with Sappy.

In the backyard, Sappy was now on one end of a teeter totter. The other end was sticking up in the air due to how heavy Sappy was, obviously. There was also a ramp and Lola in her princess car. Lola was planning on launching Sappy far away.

"Ok, there's no sign of Lana." Lola said. "Better make this quick."

Lola started her engine and drove towards the ramp. "I hope you like heights, Sappy!"

She drove up the ramp. Lana and Robo Drone came out through the back door of the house. They saw Lola.

"Lola!"

Lola heard Lana. She fell down through the end of the teeter totter, breaking part of it and crashed on the ground with her car.

"This was a bad idea…" She groaned.

"Lana, what were you doing?" Lana rushed over.

"I-I-I-" Lola stuttered.

"I'm waiting."

"I...was trying to launch Sappy into that tree so...I could get a better view of him."

"I see. But Sappy should be displayed properly and proudly. And I know just the place."

Sappy was pushed into Lola and Lana's room, thanks to Robo Drone and his incredible strength.

"Good work, Robo Drone." Lana said. "Now Lola can admire Sappy more in here. Ok Lola, I gotta go. I'm gonna learn how to fix a toaster, right Robo Drone?"

"It would be my pleasure, Master Lana." The robot drone followed Lana as they left the room. Sappy coughed and sock fell on Lola's face.

"Thanks." Lola said sarcastically.

Lincoln came into the room and noticed the ball of honey. "What the heck is that?"

"It's a stinkin ball of honey." Lola replied, as she was sitting on her bed, reading a book. "It was a gift from Lana because today is Twins Day."

Lincoln got a closer look at it. "Well, it sure is a...unique gift."

"It's hideous! What am I going to do?"

"I'm not sure Lana. You'd be lucky if there was a burglar around to steal it."

"Yeah, but what burglar would wanna steal that thing?"

Lola then got an idea. "Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"You're going to steal the gum yourself?"

"Exactly. But don't tell Lana about this."

Lincoln pretended to zip his lips.

Later that night, Lola put on a ski mask to look like a robber. She then made sure Lana was asleep. And she was. Lola pushed Sappy to the doorway. He got stuck, so Lola took a few steps back and charged. She managed to get the ball of honey out and roll it downstairs. When she tried to get it out the front door, she got stuck in the honey as it did get through the doorway. The sap seemed to have gotten stronger as the pageant girl struggled to get free. She pulled as hard as she could. Sappy's sap was stretching as Lola got onto the street. Then she was flung back. She screamed and landed on Sappy.

The next day, Lynn got up first and went to the window. She was surprised when she saw all the honey spread out on the front yard. The honey looked less gross now. "What the-"

She came outside, noticing the honey was spread on the house too.

"What's going on? What happened out here?"

"Lynn, up here!" Lola was hanging above Lynn as she was stuck to the sap. Lynn was surprised.

"Lola?"

"Hi Lynn. Looks like I got myself into a sticky situation." Lola chuckled weakly at the joke.

"Oh my gosh! How long have you been stuck up there Lola?"

"Pretty much all night."

"Well, your big sis knows how to get you down."

"Wait Lynn, the more you touch it, the angrier it gets."

"Oh, that's crazy talk."

Lynn tried to karate chop the honey, but her hand got stuck to it. The honey growled at her.

"Told ya." Lola said. "Save yourself Lynn. Run away before you end up like me!"

"Oh come on now, there's gotta be another way."

Then Lori came outside when she heard the commotion. And she was surprised when she saw all the honey. "What is literally going on out here? What is all this stuff?"

"It's honey." Lola said. "Really sticky honey."

"You gotta help us Lori!" Lynn said.

"Hmm…" Lori noticed Vanilla was covered in the sap as well. "I think I've got an idea."

She made a rope out of honey and tossed it on the back of Vanzilla. Then she got inside of Vanzilla.

"Hang on tight, Lola!"

"Yeah, ok."

Lori started to drive Vanzilla. It was going a little slow due to the honey being stuck to it, but it managed to get far enough from the house. Then the van was stuck.

"Come on ol girl!" Lori commanded. "Don't talk back to me! Do as you're told! Do it! Do it! Do it!"

Vanzilla was kicking up a lot of dust. Lola and Lynn watched in suspense, as they hoped Lori's idea would work. But then the back of Vanzilla tore off, sending it flying back towards Lynn and Lola. They screamed and they got hit, causing more honey to spread onto more of the neighborhood. Mr. Grouse looked outside.

"What in tarnation? Just let it go, Grouse. Let it go. Don't get involved."

The honey caused Mr. Grouse's to lean sideways and the old man fell out through his window, landing on the sap. "Of course."

"I'm ok." Lynn said as she was hanging upside down. Lola sighed. The rest of the Loud family, except for Lana, came outside and saw the big mess outside.

"What happened out here?!" Rita asked.

"Do we even want to know?" Lynn Sr. questioned.

Lily tasted a bit of the honey. "Honey!"

Then the honey trapped the others.

"Oh, hey guys." Lola said nervously.

"Looks like we've got ourselves in a sticky situation." Luan punned.

"I already made that pun." Lola said flatly.

"Dang it."

"Lola, how did this happen?" Lincoln said.

"I was trying to get rid of Lana's honey and-"

"You were getting rid of Sappy?" Lana was now outside with Robo Drone.

"Would you care for a back rub, master?" The robot drone attempted to give Lana a back rub. Lana smacked its hand away.

"Enough already. Sheesh." Lana turned her attention back to her twin sister. "So you were getting rid of Sappy?"

"Lana, I can explain-"

"You turn him into a honey wonderland and now you want him gone?"

The robot drone started to cool down Lana with a fan.

"Will you stop? Just stop!"

Robo Drone put the fan away.

"Get on with it Loud!" Mr. Grouse snapped.

"Wrap it up." Lynn said.

"Geez, everyone one, even Mr Grouse is having fun with my Sappy except me!" Lana pouted. "I mean, your Sappy."

"Lana, do you miss your Sappy?" Lola asked.

Lana looked at her sadly. "Uh huh."

"Well, you can have it back. I don't need it. Spending time with my favorite twin is the best gift I could ask for."

"Yay!" Lana cheered.

"But first, you gotta get us out of this."

"Oh, that's easy." Lana took off her hat and got out a whistle that was taped inside. "This bee whistle should come in handy."

"I didn't know those were a thing." Lisa said.

Lana blew on the whistle. "Now we wait."

Soon, a group of bees showed up. Lana waved at them. "Hey guys, I've got a sweet treat for you. All the honey you can eat."

When they saw the honey, they immediately began to devour all of it. They ate until the neighborhood was completely clear of honey and everyone was free from the honey.

"Good work guys." Lana thanked. They flew off.

"Wow, that actually worked." Lisa said impressed.

"Told you it was easy." Lana said.

"Well, I'm glad you took care of that situation Lana." Rita said. "But where's Lori?"

"And where's Vanzilla?" Lynn Sr. wondered.

Vanzilla has crashed into a tree and the van had fallen apart.

"I am literally gonna be grounded for this." Lori said as she attempted to fix Vanzilla. Her hands were covered in sap.

"Ugh, stupid sap!"

Then the bees had spotted Lori with honey on her hands. They flew towards her. She screamed and ran away as the bees chased after her.