So, my friend Silver, who goes by Brainstorm297 on this website, wrote a Fanfic on the type of shit we would get up to with our friends on Discord. I'm going to continue that because I can.

Before anything else, I want to point out that I'm also Irish and Ukrainian alongside being Black and Italian, but Silver's lazy ass didn't put that in


With the gang around the van

Rosemary: Alright, let's do a headcount. Lydia?

Lydia: Obviously I'm here, stupid nigga. I'm right next to you.

Rosemary: Whatever. Izzy?

Izzy: Yeah, I'm here.

Rosemary: Do you have any bombs on you?

Izzy: No.

Rosemary: Is anyone else holding onto bombs for Izzy?

Latrell: I am. (Drops the bombs out his pockets)

Izzy: Latrell! What the fuck, dude?!

Latrell: Rosemary's driving and I'd rather not be forced to go to a Cat Café instead of Little Caesars.

Zee: We aren't going to Little Caesars, that shit is ass.

Latrell: Shut the fuck up, stupid ass bitch.

Silver: Can we just go? We're all here, enough of this kindergarten headcount bullshit.

Zombie: Yeah let's just go.

Rosemary: Fine, get in, I'm driving.


With everyone in the van

Lilac: Are we gonna be there soon?

Phoenix: Shut up.

Lilac: Mean.

Mike: Ralsei wouldn't like that. Speaking of which, I need to draw-

Fiore: (Punches Mike in the nuts) Shut up!

DarkKnight: (Pats Fiore's head) There, there. No need for violence. Just sip your apple juice.

Fiore: (Sips on some apple juice)

Mike: The fuck was that for?

Fiore: Because I could

Latrell: (Sniffs the air) I don't smell fried chicken in here.

Mike: Why? We have three black people here.

Latrell: I smell like beer and egg rolls, Crimson smells like Hot Topic, and Silver smells like fried chicken.

Crimson: I'm not even offended.

Zombie: (Looks around the van) Uhh... where's Silver?

Izzy: (Starts laughing maniacally) DON'T TELL ME-

Latrell: DID THAT MORON GET LOST JUST WALKING TO THE VAN?!


Outside of the Sydney Opera House in Sydney, Australia

Silver: Hmm, where did Rosemary park the van?

(A tall, black male with long dark purple hair and a goatee of the same color wearing a crimson suit walks up to where Silver is)

Silver: Oh hey, have you seen a white van around here with the words free candy on it crossed off that me and my friends may or may not have stolen from a human trafficking ring we uncovered? Oh wait, what's your name?

Leon: I'm Leon! The former World Monarch and current Champion of Galar.

Silver: Former? Wait, we're getting off topic. Have you seen the van I described? Or a huge ass group of people near a van.

Leon: Well, I saw three smelly white guys who look like they haven't shaved in a while next to a van a few miles back.

Silver: Uhh... yeah, those aren't my friends.

Random Passerby: You're at the Sydney Opera House! Can you two be quiet?! Also just call your friends!

Silver: Woah, we're at the set where they recorded Sydney to the Max? I didn't know we lived that close to it.

Leon: He made a good point though, just call your friends.

Silver: My phone is dead.

Leon: Ah.

(A tall, buff, white male with green hair, three gold earrings on his left ear, and a scar over his left eye wearing a black t-shirt with dark green pants and black combat boots carrying three swords on his right hip approaches Silver and Leon)

Leon: And who may you be?

Zoro: My name's Zoro. Anyway, I'm trying to find my crew's ship, can you help me?

Silver: No can do.

Zoro: (Looks at Silver) Oh wait, Usopp? What are you doing here?

Silver: Nigga, my name's not Usopp. Anyway, since I can't find my friends, might as well pass the time. So Leon, wanna have a battle?

Leon: Of course!


Back with everyone else, standing outside the van that's parked outside of a mall

Fiore: So, Silver's lost.

Latrell: Shock of the century, ladies and gents.

DarkKnight: We can't all go look for him, especially since Silver could be literally anywhere in the world.

Latrell: I'll find him. I have a Solgaleo, so I can just have him make portals to wherever I can. (Throws a Pokéball, revealing Solgaleo)

Lilac: Cool! Can I pet him?

Solgaleo: (Roars at Lilac)

Lilac: Mean.

Latrell: I'll be back. Text me if you hear anything. (Hops on Solgaleo's back)

Solgaleo: (Flies and makes a portal)

Zombie: So... wanna play Smash Bros?

Phoenix: Shut up, Zombie.

Zombie: Mean.


1 Hour Later, with Latrell and Solgaleo flying over Belgium

Latrell: Damn, where the fuck is he? We've searched 3 Continents now.

(Latrell's phone rings)

Latrell: (Picks up the phone) What's up?

Mike: Yo, Latrell.

Latrell: What is it, dude?

Mike: There's news of a Charizard and a Greninja battling at the Sydney Opera House, and apparently their trainers are two black guys.

Latrell: (Exasperated sigh) Alright, I'll head there. Solgaleo, let's go.

Solgaleo: (Makes a portal)


At the Sydney Opera House where Leon and Silver are battling while Zoro is watching

Leon: Charizard! Flamethrower!

Charizard: (Blasts a Flamethrower at Silver's Greninja)

Silver: Greninja! Hydro Pump!

Greninja: (Clashes the Flamethrower with a Hydro Pump)

Latrell: (Walks up to the battle taking place) What the fuck happened? It hasn't even been 2 hours.

Zoro: Ah, so you're the dread head's friend?

Latrell: Yeah.

Zoro: Man, this battle is boring. I have no one to fight.

Latrell: Well, I'm bored and we're probably gonna be waiting for this fight to end, so, wanna test your skills against me?

Zoro: You can fight?

Latrell: Yeah, let's do this shit.

(Latrell and Zoro walk off)


Back at the mall with the gang except Latrell and Silver

Lilac: Where the fuck are those two?

Mike: Probably eating some fried chicken.

Lydia: Those niggas better bring me some.

Zombie: We should've gone to Yoshi Island

Rosemary: Or Cat Island

DarkKnight: Shut the fuck up, you two.

Rosemary and Zombie: Mean.


With Latrell and Zoro in a random area in the nearby forest

Zoro: How are you even going to fight?

Latrell: (Pulls out two identical swords with a purple handle and a crimson red blade)

Zoro: This should be fun. (Pulls out his swords, holding one in his hand each and the third in his mouth)

Latrell and Zoro: (Charge at each other and clash swords)


Back with the gang

Zee: I'm going to the bathroom

Rosemary: Alright.

Zombie: Have fun in there.

Fiore: Don't have too much fun! We don't need public indecency added to our combined charges.

Izzy: We already have that.

Mike: We do?

Izzy: Remember when we had to bail Lydia out of jail after she was caught giving-

Lydia: (Punches Izzy in the face) We don't talk about that. Now apologize and call me mommy.

Izzy: And if I don't?

Lydia: (Holds up a beer bottle) I toss this into the street.

Izzy: You bitch! (Pounces at Lydia)

Rosemary: Are we... gonna do anything about this?

Fiore: Nope.

Phoenix: I'm placing bets on Lydia.

Lilac: I'll take that action.


With Zee at the bathroom, but all the stalls are taken.

Zee: C'mon man! I need to pee!

(A huge fat white dude with ginger hair and a beard walks in)

Zee: Who are you? Wait, holy fuck, it's CaseOh.

CaseOh: Yeah, it's me. And I need to use the bathroom.

Zee: You can wait, I was here first.

CaseOh: I HAD 5 CHEESE-IT WRAPS AND 4 CRUNCHWRAP SUPREMES WITH EXTRA SOUR CREAM FROM TACO BELL! I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM!

Zee: Sucks to suck, just shit outside.

CaseOh: Make me.

Zee: Bet. (Rushes at CaseOh and kicks him in the face)

CaseOh: That does it! (Jumps high and attempts to use his own version of the Pokémon move Body Slam on Zee)

Zee: (Jump kicks CaseOh in the stomach to block the attack)

CaseOh: (Lands on the floor and charges at Zee like a bull)

Zee: (Covers his legs in Blue Electricity and starts to kick at CaseOh)


Around an hour and a half later, back at the Sydney Opera House

Silver: Damn, that was a good battle. (Returns his very injured Sceptile to its Pokéball)

Leon: Yeah, congrats on the win. (Returns his unconscious Dragapult to its Pokéball)

Silver: We've gotta battle again sometime, bro.

Leon: Definitely. But for now, I'm gonna find my brother and his friend.

Silver: And I've gotta find my friend. Wait, where'd that green haired nigga go?

Leon: Oh, he walked off into the forest with some guy in a red hoodie around an hour ago.

Silver: Red hoodie? Was he wearing black shorts?

Leon: Yeah, why?

Silver: Shit, that's Latrell! (Runs into the forest)

Sceptile: (Comes out of his Pokéball and grabs Silver)

Silver: What are you doing?

Sceptile: (Shakes his head at Silver)

Silver: I won't get lost but fine.

Sceptile: (Dashes into the forest while carrying Silver on his shoulder)


With Latrell and Zoro in the forest

Latrell: (Small cuts and blood all over his body) Damn, you're strong.

Zoro: (Scratched up and bleeding from some cuts) Likewise. But it's time to end this.

Latrell: Yeah, you said it. (Jumps at Zoro with a crossed vertical slash)

Zoro: (Manages to dodge)

Latrell: Shit! I'm open!

Zoro: Three-Sword Style... Purgatory... Onigiri! (Rushes at Latrell and slashes him, leaving a huge X-Shaped cut on his torso)

Latrell: (Coughs up blood and falls onto the ground)

Zoro: You fought well, I commend you.

Sceptile: (Runs towards Latrell)

Silver: Holy shit, dude. What the fuck happened?

Zoro: He fought me and lost. Don't worry, he's alive.

Latrell: Don't worry, dude. I'll live.

Silver: (Sighs) Alright, we're going to go now.

Zoro: Alright, see you later.

Solgaleo: (Flies to them)

Silver: Perfect. (Places Latrell on Solgaleo's back and hops onto Solgaleo as well)

Solgaleo: (Makes a portal and goes through it)


30 Minutes later, with Zee still facing off against CaseOh, now inside of the Mall's Food Court

Zee: You're actually not that weak.

CaseOh: I could say the same about you. But it's time to end this! Quake Slam! (Body Slams the ground, causing everything to shake and crack)

Zee: Are you mentally insane?! You're gonna cause the entire floor to-

(The floor suddenly all shatters into debris and Zee and CaseOh start falling to the ground)

Zee: I've gotta finish this! (Uses the piece of debris he was standing on as a jumping board to launch himself towards CaseOh)

CaseOh: Come and try it, twiggy boy! (Slaps his stomach, sending a sonic boom wave at Zee)

Zee: (Covers his legs in Purple Electricity) Try to hit me, fat boy!

CaseOh: What did you call me?! (Repeatedly uses the same attack as before)

Zee: (Moves too fast for CaseOh to see and dodges all the attacks)

CaseOh: What?! How is he that fast?!

Zee: (Appears in front of CaseOh) Nah, your big body ass is just too slow.

CaseOh: What?!

Zee: Eat this, big boy! (Uses his electrified legs to kick CaseOh in the stomach, sending him flying out the mall)

CaseOh: (Screams as he flies out of the mall)

Zee: (Dives and rolls onto the ground, landing safely) We definitely can't come back here for a while. (Walks to the bathroom)


15 minutes later

Lydia: Man, where are those niggas? It's already 6 PM.

Fiore: And where's Zee

Zombie: I'm hoping he didn't take what I said too far.

Zee: (Walks out of the mall and towards the group) Did someone say, "Man, I wish Zee was here?"

Rosemary: No. No one did. And what has you looking all homeless right now?

Lydia: Seriously dude, your clothes are fucked.

Zee: Alright, fuck you too, Rosemary. And to answer your question, some fatso tried to take the stall I was going to use so I had to kick his ass.

Zombie: That tracks.

Izzy: Doesn't answer Lydia's question earlier. Where are Latrell and Silver at?

Mike: I don't know, but I want Ralsei. (Makes a sad face)

Fiore: Suck it up, you whiny bitch.

Mike: Me-

DarkKnight: Don't even say it.

Mike: Okay. What are you doing, Lilac? And are those my pencils?

Lilac: Sorry, I was bored so I drew a cat. Do you all like it?

Mike: Those are my pencils to draw Ralsei, give them back.

Solgaleo: (Comes out of a portal next to the group with Silver and Latrell on his back)

Silver: (Jumps off Solgaleo)

Latrell: (Slowly hops off Solgaleo and coughs up blood)

DarkKnight: Holy fucking shit! Are you okay, Latrell?

Latrell: Yeah, I'm fine, just got into a little scuffle is all.

Zee: A little scuffle won't have you looking like you were in Mortal Kombat and were played as by a kid who only knows how to do one move.

Latrell: And what about you? You look like shit.

Silver: I'm unscathed. (Grins)

Latrell and Zee: Shut up, EgoWing.

Rosemary: We still haven't decided where to go eat.

Zee: Pizza Hut?

Everyone Else: No.

Latrell: If we want pizza, let's go to Little Caesars.

Zee: Oh fuck no!

Latrell: What's wrong with Little Caesars, you-

Lydia: (Smacks Latrell and Zee in the face) We are not starting this argument for the twelfth time this week. Let's pick a neutral location.

Latrell: Cheesecake Factory? They got like everything there. And some good ass calamari.

(Everyone nods and agrees)

Phoenix: Don't believe I've had calamari before.

Latrell: You're missing out.


Alright, thanks for reading, and remember to read Brainstorm297's Story, "Total Drama Discord Lore" first before reading this. I wrote this all in a night and it feels like an acid trip, but I like it.