So, my friend Silver, who goes by Brainstorm297 on this website, wrote a Fanfic on the type of shit we would get up to with our friends on Discord. I'm going to continue that because I can.
Before anything else, I want to point out that I'm also Irish and Ukrainian alongside being Black and Italian, but Silver's lazy ass didn't put that in
With the gang around the van
Rosemary: Alright, let's do a headcount. Lydia?
Lydia: Obviously I'm here, stupid nigga. I'm right next to you.
Rosemary: Whatever. Izzy?
Izzy: Yeah, I'm here.
Rosemary: Do you have any bombs on you?
Izzy: No.
Rosemary: Is anyone else holding onto bombs for Izzy?
Latrell: I am. (Drops the bombs out his pockets)
Izzy: Latrell! What the fuck, dude?!
Latrell: Rosemary's driving and I'd rather not be forced to go to a Cat Café instead of Little Caesars.
Zee: We aren't going to Little Caesars, that shit is ass.
Latrell: Shut the fuck up, stupid ass bitch.
Silver: Can we just go? We're all here, enough of this kindergarten headcount bullshit.
Zombie: Yeah let's just go.
Rosemary: Fine, get in, I'm driving.
With everyone in the van
Lilac: Are we gonna be there soon?
Phoenix: Shut up.
Lilac: Mean.
Mike: Ralsei wouldn't like that. Speaking of which, I need to draw-
Fiore: (Punches Mike in the nuts) Shut up!
DarkKnight: (Pats Fiore's head) There, there. No need for violence. Just sip your apple juice.
Fiore: (Sips on some apple juice)
Mike: The fuck was that for?
Fiore: Because I could
Latrell: (Sniffs the air) I don't smell fried chicken in here.
Mike: Why? We have three black people here.
Latrell: I smell like beer and egg rolls, Crimson smells like Hot Topic, and Silver smells like fried chicken.
Crimson: I'm not even offended.
Zombie: (Looks around the van) Uhh... where's Silver?
Izzy: (Starts laughing maniacally) DON'T TELL ME-
Latrell: DID THAT MORON GET LOST JUST WALKING TO THE VAN?!
Outside of the Sydney Opera House in Sydney, Australia
Silver: Hmm, where did Rosemary park the van?
(A tall, black male with long dark purple hair and a goatee of the same color wearing a crimson suit walks up to where Silver is)
Silver: Oh hey, have you seen a white van around here with the words free candy on it crossed off that me and my friends may or may not have stolen from a human trafficking ring we uncovered? Oh wait, what's your name?
Leon: I'm Leon! The former World Monarch and current Champion of Galar.
Silver: Former? Wait, we're getting off topic. Have you seen the van I described? Or a huge ass group of people near a van.
Leon: Well, I saw three smelly white guys who look like they haven't shaved in a while next to a van a few miles back.
Silver: Uhh... yeah, those aren't my friends.
Random Passerby: You're at the Sydney Opera House! Can you two be quiet?! Also just call your friends!
Silver: Woah, we're at the set where they recorded Sydney to the Max? I didn't know we lived that close to it.
Leon: He made a good point though, just call your friends.
Silver: My phone is dead.
Leon: Ah.
(A tall, buff, white male with green hair, three gold earrings on his left ear, and a scar over his left eye wearing a black t-shirt with dark green pants and black combat boots carrying three swords on his right hip approaches Silver and Leon)
Leon: And who may you be?
Zoro: My name's Zoro. Anyway, I'm trying to find my crew's ship, can you help me?
Silver: No can do.
Zoro: (Looks at Silver) Oh wait, Usopp? What are you doing here?
Silver: Nigga, my name's not Usopp. Anyway, since I can't find my friends, might as well pass the time. So Leon, wanna have a battle?
Leon: Of course!
Back with everyone else, standing outside the van that's parked outside of a mall
Fiore: So, Silver's lost.
Latrell: Shock of the century, ladies and gents.
DarkKnight: We can't all go look for him, especially since Silver could be literally anywhere in the world.
Latrell: I'll find him. I have a Solgaleo, so I can just have him make portals to wherever I can. (Throws a Pokéball, revealing Solgaleo)
Lilac: Cool! Can I pet him?
Solgaleo: (Roars at Lilac)
Lilac: Mean.
Latrell: I'll be back. Text me if you hear anything. (Hops on Solgaleo's back)
Solgaleo: (Flies and makes a portal)
Zombie: So... wanna play Smash Bros?
Phoenix: Shut up, Zombie.
Zombie: Mean.
1 Hour Later, with Latrell and Solgaleo flying over Belgium
Latrell: Damn, where the fuck is he? We've searched 3 Continents now.
(Latrell's phone rings)
Latrell: (Picks up the phone) What's up?
Mike: Yo, Latrell.
Latrell: What is it, dude?
Mike: There's news of a Charizard and a Greninja battling at the Sydney Opera House, and apparently their trainers are two black guys.
Latrell: (Exasperated sigh) Alright, I'll head there. Solgaleo, let's go.
Solgaleo: (Makes a portal)
At the Sydney Opera House where Leon and Silver are battling while Zoro is watching
Leon: Charizard! Flamethrower!
Charizard: (Blasts a Flamethrower at Silver's Greninja)
Silver: Greninja! Hydro Pump!
Greninja: (Clashes the Flamethrower with a Hydro Pump)
Latrell: (Walks up to the battle taking place) What the fuck happened? It hasn't even been 2 hours.
Zoro: Ah, so you're the dread head's friend?
Latrell: Yeah.
Zoro: Man, this battle is boring. I have no one to fight.
Latrell: Well, I'm bored and we're probably gonna be waiting for this fight to end, so, wanna test your skills against me?
Zoro: You can fight?
Latrell: Yeah, let's do this shit.
(Latrell and Zoro walk off)
Back at the mall with the gang except Latrell and Silver
Lilac: Where the fuck are those two?
Mike: Probably eating some fried chicken.
Lydia: Those niggas better bring me some.
Zombie: We should've gone to Yoshi Island
Rosemary: Or Cat Island
DarkKnight: Shut the fuck up, you two.
Rosemary and Zombie: Mean.
With Latrell and Zoro in a random area in the nearby forest
Zoro: How are you even going to fight?
Latrell: (Pulls out two identical swords with a purple handle and a crimson red blade)
Zoro: This should be fun. (Pulls out his swords, holding one in his hand each and the third in his mouth)
Latrell and Zoro: (Charge at each other and clash swords)
Back with the gang
Zee: I'm going to the bathroom
Rosemary: Alright.
Zombie: Have fun in there.
Fiore: Don't have too much fun! We don't need public indecency added to our combined charges.
Izzy: We already have that.
Mike: We do?
Izzy: Remember when we had to bail Lydia out of jail after she was caught giving-
Lydia: (Punches Izzy in the face) We don't talk about that. Now apologize and call me mommy.
Izzy: And if I don't?
Lydia: (Holds up a beer bottle) I toss this into the street.
Izzy: You bitch! (Pounces at Lydia)
Rosemary: Are we... gonna do anything about this?
Fiore: Nope.
Phoenix: I'm placing bets on Lydia.
Lilac: I'll take that action.
With Zee at the bathroom, but all the stalls are taken.
Zee: C'mon man! I need to pee!
(A huge fat white dude with ginger hair and a beard walks in)
Zee: Who are you? Wait, holy fuck, it's CaseOh.
CaseOh: Yeah, it's me. And I need to use the bathroom.
Zee: You can wait, I was here first.
CaseOh: I HAD 5 CHEESE-IT WRAPS AND 4 CRUNCHWRAP SUPREMES WITH EXTRA SOUR CREAM FROM TACO BELL! I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM!
Zee: Sucks to suck, just shit outside.
CaseOh: Make me.
Zee: Bet. (Rushes at CaseOh and kicks him in the face)
CaseOh: That does it! (Jumps high and attempts to use his own version of the Pokémon move Body Slam on Zee)
Zee: (Jump kicks CaseOh in the stomach to block the attack)
CaseOh: (Lands on the floor and charges at Zee like a bull)
Zee: (Covers his legs in Blue Electricity and starts to kick at CaseOh)
Around an hour and a half later, back at the Sydney Opera House
Silver: Damn, that was a good battle. (Returns his very injured Sceptile to its Pokéball)
Leon: Yeah, congrats on the win. (Returns his unconscious Dragapult to its Pokéball)
Silver: We've gotta battle again sometime, bro.
Leon: Definitely. But for now, I'm gonna find my brother and his friend.
Silver: And I've gotta find my friend. Wait, where'd that green haired nigga go?
Leon: Oh, he walked off into the forest with some guy in a red hoodie around an hour ago.
Silver: Red hoodie? Was he wearing black shorts?
Leon: Yeah, why?
Silver: Shit, that's Latrell! (Runs into the forest)
Sceptile: (Comes out of his Pokéball and grabs Silver)
Silver: What are you doing?
Sceptile: (Shakes his head at Silver)
Silver: I won't get lost but fine.
Sceptile: (Dashes into the forest while carrying Silver on his shoulder)
With Latrell and Zoro in the forest
Latrell: (Small cuts and blood all over his body) Damn, you're strong.
Zoro: (Scratched up and bleeding from some cuts) Likewise. But it's time to end this.
Latrell: Yeah, you said it. (Jumps at Zoro with a crossed vertical slash)
Zoro: (Manages to dodge)
Latrell: Shit! I'm open!
Zoro: Three-Sword Style... Purgatory... Onigiri! (Rushes at Latrell and slashes him, leaving a huge X-Shaped cut on his torso)
Latrell: (Coughs up blood and falls onto the ground)
Zoro: You fought well, I commend you.
Sceptile: (Runs towards Latrell)
Silver: Holy shit, dude. What the fuck happened?
Zoro: He fought me and lost. Don't worry, he's alive.
Latrell: Don't worry, dude. I'll live.
Silver: (Sighs) Alright, we're going to go now.
Zoro: Alright, see you later.
Solgaleo: (Flies to them)
Silver: Perfect. (Places Latrell on Solgaleo's back and hops onto Solgaleo as well)
Solgaleo: (Makes a portal and goes through it)
30 Minutes later, with Zee still facing off against CaseOh, now inside of the Mall's Food Court
Zee: You're actually not that weak.
CaseOh: I could say the same about you. But it's time to end this! Quake Slam! (Body Slams the ground, causing everything to shake and crack)
Zee: Are you mentally insane?! You're gonna cause the entire floor to-
(The floor suddenly all shatters into debris and Zee and CaseOh start falling to the ground)
Zee: I've gotta finish this! (Uses the piece of debris he was standing on as a jumping board to launch himself towards CaseOh)
CaseOh: Come and try it, twiggy boy! (Slaps his stomach, sending a sonic boom wave at Zee)
Zee: (Covers his legs in Purple Electricity) Try to hit me, fat boy!
CaseOh: What did you call me?! (Repeatedly uses the same attack as before)
Zee: (Moves too fast for CaseOh to see and dodges all the attacks)
CaseOh: What?! How is he that fast?!
Zee: (Appears in front of CaseOh) Nah, your big body ass is just too slow.
CaseOh: What?!
Zee: Eat this, big boy! (Uses his electrified legs to kick CaseOh in the stomach, sending him flying out the mall)
CaseOh: (Screams as he flies out of the mall)
Zee: (Dives and rolls onto the ground, landing safely) We definitely can't come back here for a while. (Walks to the bathroom)
15 minutes later
Lydia: Man, where are those niggas? It's already 6 PM.
Fiore: And where's Zee
Zombie: I'm hoping he didn't take what I said too far.
Zee: (Walks out of the mall and towards the group) Did someone say, "Man, I wish Zee was here?"
Rosemary: No. No one did. And what has you looking all homeless right now?
Lydia: Seriously dude, your clothes are fucked.
Zee: Alright, fuck you too, Rosemary. And to answer your question, some fatso tried to take the stall I was going to use so I had to kick his ass.
Zombie: That tracks.
Izzy: Doesn't answer Lydia's question earlier. Where are Latrell and Silver at?
Mike: I don't know, but I want Ralsei. (Makes a sad face)
Fiore: Suck it up, you whiny bitch.
Mike: Me-
DarkKnight: Don't even say it.
Mike: Okay. What are you doing, Lilac? And are those my pencils?
Lilac: Sorry, I was bored so I drew a cat. Do you all like it?
Mike: Those are my pencils to draw Ralsei, give them back.
Solgaleo: (Comes out of a portal next to the group with Silver and Latrell on his back)
Silver: (Jumps off Solgaleo)
Latrell: (Slowly hops off Solgaleo and coughs up blood)
DarkKnight: Holy fucking shit! Are you okay, Latrell?
Latrell: Yeah, I'm fine, just got into a little scuffle is all.
Zee: A little scuffle won't have you looking like you were in Mortal Kombat and were played as by a kid who only knows how to do one move.
Latrell: And what about you? You look like shit.
Silver: I'm unscathed. (Grins)
Latrell and Zee: Shut up, EgoWing.
Rosemary: We still haven't decided where to go eat.
Zee: Pizza Hut?
Everyone Else: No.
Latrell: If we want pizza, let's go to Little Caesars.
Zee: Oh fuck no!
Latrell: What's wrong with Little Caesars, you-
Lydia: (Smacks Latrell and Zee in the face) We are not starting this argument for the twelfth time this week. Let's pick a neutral location.
Latrell: Cheesecake Factory? They got like everything there. And some good ass calamari.
(Everyone nods and agrees)
Phoenix: Don't believe I've had calamari before.
Latrell: You're missing out.
Alright, thanks for reading, and remember to read Brainstorm297's Story, "Total Drama Discord Lore" first before reading this. I wrote this all in a night and it feels like an acid trip, but I like it.
