With Latrell, Silver, Zee, Mike, DarkKnight, Fiore, Blue, and Izzy in a jail cell
Mike: Goddammit! We have no Ralsei! (Cries)
Fiore: Shut up! That's the least of our worries!
Izzy: Eh, nothing new to me.
Latrell: Me either, remember that Mexican bar?
Izzy: (Laughs) Remember José?
Latrell: That buff guy who you made your bitch? Yeah, that was funny.
Silver: Why are we even in here?!
Officer: (Walks up to the group) Let's see, multiple accounts of assault with a deadly weapon, multiple accounts of first-degree manslaughter, destruction of private property, terrorism, arson, underaged drinking, driving without a license, driving under the influence, carrying illegal bombs, the list goes on.
Mike: How did we get terrorism on our charges?
Officer: YOU DESTROYED HALF OF THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE!
Zee: HOW DO MANAGE TO DESTROY HALF OF THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE, SILVER?!
Blue: Wait, he did what-
Silver: Max Airstream, Max Wyrmwind, you can imagine the rest.
DarkKnight: Jesus, dude.
Officer: Yeah, and you eight are gonna be in here for a long time.
In the Cafeteria
Latrell: Normally, I'm not one to dismiss foods that are given to me without trying it, but this is nasty.
Blue: You said it.
Izzy: The worst part is that no one here has any smuggled alcohol.
Latrell: Oh nah we've gotta get out of here. I won't last long here.
Zee: Aren't we here because you two are alcoholics?
Latrell: No, we're here because Mike somehow fell out of the van so we had to pick his dumbass self up.
Mike: There was a box of Dunkin' Donuts on the ground!
Silver and Fiore: You disgust me.
Silver: Jinx!
Fiore: Dammit!
DarkKnight: Guys, we need to get out of here.
Latrell: He has a point. So, any plans?
Silver: Let's at least wait for a while before we try anything.
Latrell: Yeah, we should bide our time.
Zee: Stop using big words!
Latrell: Bide is only four letters, dumbass.
In the showers with everyone except Izzy, Fiore, and Blue since they're female.
Latrell: (Washing his body with soap) We can't even get decently warm water? God, this prison sucks balls.
Silver: Yeah, this ain't shit.
DarkKnight: So how are we going to even get out?
Zee: I'm not sure.
Silver: Let's just walk out.
Latrell: Your dumbass is the only one who can get lost enough to walk out of a prison unknowingly.
Silver: My sense of direction is fine.
DarkKnight: (Pats Silver's head) It's fine, you can cope all you want.
Zee: Mike, why aren't you saying anything?
Mike: I'm washing my body! Leave me alone, Zee- (Drops the soap he was holding)
In the Girls Shower Room
Fiore: I wonder how the guys are doing?
Blue: I'm just realizing that we ended up here just because we wanted to see Pokémon Battles
Izzy: I don't even remember any-
Heard from the Boys Shower Room on the other side of the walls
Mike: (Screaming painfully but sensually)
Silver: OH MY FUCKING GOD, WHY?!
DarkKnight: OH GOD, NO! LORD HAVE MERCY!
Latrell: MY EYES! MY NOT-SO-INNOCENT EYES!
Zee: Hah! Small dick!
With the Group all back in their cell
(Everyone looks at each other in silence)
Blue: So...
Latrell: Yeah... that happened...
Mike: (Shaking) I will never sit down right again...
Izzy: I'm just really lucky I didn't have to see it.
Fiore: We did have to hear it though. The walls in here aren't that thick.
Blue: God, my ears...
Zee: You act like those the only holes that got violated-
DarkKnight: This. Is. Not. The. Time.
Silver: Yeah, I'm tired of this place. We need to get out of here.
DarkKnight: You read my mind. And me and Latrell came up with a plan. Mike, I know you're in pain, but can you transform into a rat?
Mike: Yeah, I can do that. (Starts glowing then his body transforms into a rat)
Latrell: Alright, now sneak into the Warden's Office where they're keeping my swords.
Rat Mike: (Runs out of the cage and runs towards the Warden's Office)
DarkKnight: Alright, now Fiore, you and Blue go to the Shower Room, we need as much water as possible.
Fiore: How are we supposed to get out of the cell?
Silver: I got this. (Turns his hands into titanium and pulls apart the cell's bars)
Blue: Thanks a lot, Silver. (Walks out of the cell with Fiore)
DarkKnight: Try not to get lost!
Latrell: Alright. Izzy, do you think you can go to the yard and start a riot?
Izzy: I've been waiting for this! (Chuckles and runs out to the yard)
Zee: Alright, what do the four of us do?
Latrell: We wait. We're gonna have some fun during that riot Izzy's gonna start.
Zee: Sweet.
Mike: (Walks back into the cell and hands Latrell his swords)
Latrell: Thanks man. How'd you get past the guards?
Mike: Dequavion kicked their asses for me.
Silver: Dequavion?
Mike: He's the guy who-
DarkKnight: Say no more. We get it.
With the group outside in the yard
Latrell: Izzy, it's go time!
Izzy: Bet! (Raises her hand in the air and shoots an explosion out her palm) PRISON RIOT!!!!!!
(The Prisoners all start fighting each other)
Zee: Is this what you were talking about?
Latrell: Of course.
DarkKnight: (Cracks his knuckles) Time for some fun.
Silver: I've been wanting to do this for a good minute now.
Fiore: Yeah, let's make them bleed.
Latrell: Spread out!
(The group all spreads out)
With Blue and a hoard of prisoners
Blue: Take this! (Uses water in a bucket she was carrying and waterbends it to whip the hoard of prisoners around her)
Random Prisoner: (Ducks the water whip and charges at Blue)
Blue: (Kicks the prisoner in the nuts)
Random Prisoner: (Falls to the ground and holds his crotch)
With Izzy fighting off prison guards
Izzy: Boom Barrage! (Shoots explosions at two of the guards rushing at her)
Guard #1: (Throws a punch at Izzy)
Izzy: Explosivo-Palm! (Catches the punch and explodes the guard's hand)
Guard #1: (Falls to the ground, grabs the arm that had its hand blown off, and screams in pain)
Guards #2 and #3: (Rush at Izzy from her left and right)
Izzy: (Grabs the guard's faces with her hands) BOOM BOOM! (Explodes the guard's faces)
With Fiore fighting some prisoners
Fiore: Die! (Shoots wind out of her hand like an Airbender and blows away most of the prisoners)
(6 Prisoners charge at Fiore)
Fiore: Time for my favorite move! (Makes an air vortex around each of the prisoners heads and steals the air from their lungs)
(All of the prisoners die and fall to the ground)
Fiore: Wow, that was so much fun! (Cheekily smiles and walks away)
With Mike fighting Dequavion and his gang
Dequavion: You really think you can win this? I lift 350, and every part of my body has tats, even my ass. You're a scrawny little bitch who became my personal pencil sharpener.
Mike: This is my payback! (Starts glowing and turns into a bull)
Dequavion: (Licks his lips) Now you're an even juicier piece of meat.
Bull Mike: (Charges at Dequavion and rams him into the wall, which knocks him out)
Dequavion's Goons: (Back away from Mike in fear)
Bull Mike: Yeah! That's how it feels to get rammed in the ass!
With DarkKnight fighting some prison guards
Guards: (Charge at DarkKnight)
DarkKnight: (Earthbends some Rocky Spikes and launches them to stab all the guards)
(Fleece Johnson walks up to DarkKnight)
DarkKnight: Who are you supposed to be?
Fleece: My name is Fleece Johnson, but you can call me 'The Booty Warrior'.
DarkKnight: I'm not calling you that. What do you want, Beanie Head?
Fleece: Imma tell you like this-
DarkKnight: Get on with it.
Fleece: I like ya, and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way, the choice is yours.
DarkKnight: What I look like, Mike? I'm throwing hands.
Fleece: (Walks up to DarkKnight and holds his hands out)
DarkKnight: (Thrusts out his hand, which sends a rock spike up at a diagonal angle, which stabs Fleece in the stomach)
Fleece: (Coughs up blood)
DarkKnight: Alright, I should find find the others.
Fiore: (Runs up to DarkKnight) Hey DarkKnight!
DarkKnight: Hey Fiore, you done with your hoard?
Fiore: Yep, wasn't even that difficult. They're weak.
DarkKnight: You said it.
With Zee fighting a group of prison guards
Zee: (Jumps and tornado kicks all the guards in front of him)
(3 guards try to jump Zee from behind)
Zee: (Body flickers behind the guards and kicks them in their spines, breaking them)
(Suddenly, Logan Paul charges at Zee and tries to punch him)
Zee: (Jumps to avoid the punch)
Logan: Not bad.
Zee: Why am I always fighting internet celebrities? (Covers his legs in Blue Electricity)
Logan: (Jumps to try and reach Zee)
Zee: (Intercepts Logan's jump with an Axe Kick on Logan's head, causing him to plummet to the ground)
Logan: (Coughs up blood and falls unconscious)
Zee: (Lands on the ground) Zee VS Logan Paul in the ring. Zee wins by knockout in Round 1.
With Latrell fighting more prisoners
Prisoners: (Charge at Latrell)
Latrell: (Uses his swords and cuts down every prisoner who tries to attack him)
(A blue fireball suddenly shoots at Latrell)
Latrell: (Jumps back and cuts the fireball)
(Azula steps over the pile of cut down prisoners)
Latrell: Who the fuck are you?
Azula: I am Azula, the rightful heir to the throne of the Fire Nation!
Latrell: Cool. Now get out of my way, I'm tryna get outta here.
Azula: Not on your life! (Shoots two blue fireballs at Latrell)
Latrell: Well, this should be fun. (Sheathes his swords, unsheathes them and then slices the fireballs)
Azula: What are you up to?
Latrell: Watch and learn. (Slices the air, and his swords ignite on fire)
Azula: Fun. Let's play. (Charges at Latrell and shoots more fireballs)
Latrell: (Cuts through two of the fireballs and dodges the rest) Gonna have to better than that.
Azula: Sure, I'll do better. (Fires Lightning at Latrell)
Latrell: (Narrowly dodges and attempts to cut Azula)
Azula: (Backflips out of the way)
Latrell: I don't have time for this, so let's finish this.
Azula: Who do you think you are to make demands?
Latrell: Shut up, you spoiled brat. (Walks up to Azula)
Azula: What are you doing?
Latrell: (Sheathes the sword in his left hand)
Azula: Do you seriously think you can beat me with only one sword?
Latrell: You wanted to play, so let's play a little game I made. (Tosses his unsheathed sword in the air)
(The sword goes high in the air then starts rotating as it falls to the ground)
Azula: What is-
Latrell: We're gonna stand here as my sword falls. The game ends when one of us gets slashed or moves out of the way.
Azula: If you think I'm dumb enough to play this game, you're even crazier than I thought.
Latrell: Scared?
Azula: (Eye twitches) You know what? I'll play your silly game.
Latrell: Sweet. Let's see whose luck is better.
Azula: (Starts taking deep breaths)
(The sword is falling faster now due to gravity)
Latrell: It'll be interesting to see who God loves more.
Azula: (Starts sweating)
Latrell: In about 3... 2...
Azula: (Jumps away)
Latrell: (Evilly grins, catches his sword and uses it to slice a diagonal line across Azula's torso)
Azula: (Falls to the ground and coughs up a lot of blood)
Latrell: So, looks like my good luck outshined you.
Azula: You knew I'd get out of the way?
Latrell: Nah, I was fully prepped to get slashed just to beat your ass. (Starts to walk away)
Azula: You're insane...
Latrell: Nah, I'm just an alcoholic.
With Silver fighting Bayonetta, who is the Warden
Bayonetta: (Makes a giant leg that kicks at Silver)
Silver: (Turns his body into titanium to tank the attack, then runs at Bayonetta and punches her)
Bayonetta: (Grabs Silver and slows him down with her Time Abilities)
Silver: (Tries to jump back in slow motion)
Bayonetta: (Spawns in two giant legs that barrage Silver with kicks)
Silver: (Slowly feels the impact of the kicks)
Bayonetta: (Fixes Silver's time distortion effect, which sends him flying from all the impact at once)
Silver: (Gets up from the ground in slight pain)
Bayonetta: You're still alive?!
Silver: Yep, and I'm tired of your bitch ass. (Turns his body into Gold and does his own version of a SSBU Down Spike on Bayonetta's head, crushing her skull in)
Bayonetta: (Falls to the ground and a lot of blood spills out of her head)
Silver: Time to find the others. (Walks away)
With the entire group at the place where they keep the buses to transfer prisoners
Latrell: Alright, let's all agree that DarkKnight drives.
(Everyone nods and gets in the bus)
DarkKnight: Let's go!
With the group driving on the road
Latrell: I'm glad we're out of there.
Blue: And everything is back to normal.
Mike: Umm... not exactly...
Zee: What are you talking about?
Dequavion: (Puts his arm around Mike) I'm joining y'all now.
Alright, I hope y'all liked this bc it was an acid trip to write.
