(Scene opens with Beavis and Butt-Head walking into Jim Jinkins' office)

Beavis: (excitedly) Yeah, Mr. Jinkins! We love Doug!

Butt-Head: (equally excited) Yeah, when's Doug gonna kick Roger's butt?

Jim Jinkins: (taken aback) Ah, well... Doug's not really about violence.

Beavis: (confused) Huh? What do you mean?

Jim Jinkins: (explaining) Doug's a show about self-discovery, empathy, and dealing with everyday issues.

Butt-Head: (disappointed) Yeah, but Roger's such a wimp.

Beavis: (agreeing) Yeah, someone's gotta take him down.

Jim Jinkins: (uncomfortable) I don't think that's the message we want to send.

Butt-Head: (pressing) Come on, Mr. Jinkins! Just one episode?

Jim Jinkins: (firmly) No, guys. Doug's about resolving conflicts peacefully.

Beavis: (disappointed) Yeah... That sucks.

Butt-Head: (agreeing) Yeah, what's the point of having enemies if you can't beat 'em up?

Jim Jinkins: (polite but firm) Well, I think we'll stick to our current approach.

(Beavis and Butt-Head look disappointed and leave the office)

Jim Jinkins: (to himself) That was... enlightening.

(Scene ends)