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Kayla stuck her sore hands in ice water. She couldn't believe she was being outsmarted by a rodent.
She sighed, satisfied that her hands were feeling better after being tricked into 2 traps now. She looked up at the ceiling and crossed her eyes.
Tom tiptoed by but she caught him instantly, "Oh no! You're going to guard that kitchen!"
Tom stopped and collected himself then frowned, Kayla knew what he was asking, what she was going to be doing exactly.
"I'm going to be keeping a close eye on our guests." Kayla played with her hair when she continued her sentence and coughed to cover it up. "And then I have to make sure Jacqueline gets her dessert."
Tom frowned again and cupped his paw behind his ear to get the woman to speak a little louder.
Kayla hid her hands behind her back like she was an innocent child and repeated, "And make sure Jacqueline gets the dessert she wants."
Tom did a double take and snickered. Kayla scowled at him and stomped her foot.
"It's not funny!"
Tom teased her, kissy face and all.
"I'm not in love with her!"
Kayla hoisted Tom up by the back of his neck.
"You know what! It makes no sense for you to be guarding the kitchen! You go patrol each floor! Starting at the very top!"
Kayla dropped Tom and stormed off with her arms stuck out ready to clobber anyone in her way. She didn't realize that Terence was around the corner. When she saw him her demeanor quickly changed and she adjusted her tie nervously.
"Sir, um..."
"Has this pest been dealt with, Kayla?"
"Sir, I have someone on it and it looks like it will just be a matter of time before..."
"That's a no."
He rolled his eyes and gave her a piece of advice.
"This weekend means everything. It could make or break us. Everyone. A lot of pressure for your first day I know but you owe me after that little stunt you pulled. Where are you headed to?"
"I'm going to go check on a dessert that's supposed to be taken up to Jacqueline Heights' room, sir."
"Jacqueline? I forgot she was in this weekend. A few esteemed guests. She's another priority of yours. But the chef is never in a good mood. You have to be careful going into that kitchen."
Kayla wanted to brush this off and say 'How bad of a mood could he be in' but stopped herself because knowing how bad a mouse problem they had it was clear this chef could be just as bad or worse than Terence was telling her.
Kayla gulped, "Yes, sir. I'll be careful."
"No canoodling with Jacqueline either."
Kayla's eyebrow arched, "Canoodling, sir?"
"I know Jacqueline is a big celebrity and they broke the mold when they made her but you are no circumstances allowed to flirt, make passing comments or anything of that sort."
Kayla laughed off his concerns, "Sir, I would never dream of it..."
Terence pointed a finger in her face, "I see that deviant look in your eye."
"But sir I..."
"If you do what you did to poor Mrs Fairgood to Jacqueline that's your last 2 strikes!"
Kayla's mouth was left agape, she saw how serious he was, she felt so small.
"Yes, sir."
She hung her head and proceeded on to the kitchen.
No point in arguing.
'Does everyone think I like her that way? Does everyone think I'm..."
She happened to notice the temperature drop as she continued down the hallway, a window open a crack, no sense leaving it. She reached for it just in time to see the mouse out on the ledge. She smiled evilly and shut the window, making sure it was nice and loud for the little jerk to have a start and maybe a mini heart attack. The mouse's animated eyes bugged, realizing he had been locked out because of his own carelessness. Kayla pointed and laughed, she wanted to run and find Terence. The mouse stuck his tongue out at her and scurried along the ledge. Kayla wasn't sure what he was planning, she pressed her face up against the glass, there he was going in the direction of an open window.
"Why you little..."
Kayla opened the window back up and stuck her head out, she reached her arm out to try and grab him but he was too fast. Before she knew it her whole body was out on the ledge, she was on her hands and knees. She could see the long drop off, car lights from the busy street below her. Kayla felt a sudden rush, losing her balance a split second. She turned back to the window, maybe not too late to turn back, she could stop him in whichever room he was headed in.
SLAM!
Terence had shut the window, Kayla was shocked, she waved her hand to get his attention but he didn't see her.
"TERENCE! SIR!"
She was on her own. She stood herself up and put her back to the wall, it was difficult not to look down. She moved her eyes but not her head to the mouse, he had stopped just to mock her, keeling over as if it could laugh but nothing escaped its mouth. Kayla got determined, she moved gradually in his direction, moving her feet, inching one high heel at a time and her hands against the stone wall. She could see a satin white curtain rustling in the wind, the mouse was going for it, going to make his easy break from his enemy. Kayla turned her body so that she was facing the wall and palmed her way to the window. She was so distracted by her prey that she didn't notice anything else. At one point there was a statue she needed to avoid. It was of a rather busty woman, no idea why it would be carved like this especially for the Grand Royale but who was she to judge? She ended up having to grab onto the stone boobs with both hands to get by. A handful was an understatement.
"Sorry. Just need to get by, Miss."
Kayla swore she saw a smile appear on the statue's straight face.
She was close now, only just a matter of seconds before she caught that scrappy freak. She reached a new set of big boobs she needed to grab onto in order to reach him. These ones were not as hard as the other statue, in fact they were quite soft and also not as cold.
"AAHHH!"
Kayla came face to face with Penelope Underwood! They were her quite naked breasts she was holding; judging at least double D. She had her house coat open, she was clearly just going for some fresh air and not expecting a peeping Tom! Kayla screamed too but was stopped fast by Penelope's hand across her face. Kayla fell but caught herself on the window ledge before it was slammed down on her hands.
"AAAHHHHH!"
Penelope opened the window again realizing it wouldn't shut. Kayla freed her hands but now she was dangling on the ledge. She lifted herself up and crawled to the next window hoping she wouldn't make the same mistake again.
In silhouette she saw a voluptuous woman having a shower behind the fogged glass, steam was coming from underneath. This was one of the more extravagant suites. Kayla was distracted by the gorgeous figure, she was turning red watching her wash her hair, she shouldn't be looking but something was egging her on. She didn't realize that the mouse was also watching and mimicking Kayla's smitten expression. She finally looked down and saw him but with a delayed response. She made a fist and quietly raised it. Kayla got distracted when she heard the shower stop and the fogged glass begin to slide open, she anticipated who was coming out. The steam from the shower still covered the mystery woman, she wrapped a towel around her body and her hair. Kayla snapped out of her trance for a second and brought her fist down on her foe.
SNAP!
Kayla brought up a mouse trap covering her whole hand! The little jerk had done it again!
"WWWAAAAHHHHH!"
Kayla lost her balance and fell backward off of the ledge. Before she left the room she got a quick peek at a startled Holly Summers. Something told her that she was going to be hearing a lot from Terence later.
Kayla didn't hit the hard ground down below, she ended up bouncing off of an outdoor umbrella and onto a table where a young couple were on a date. In a daze she picked herself up and bowed to them.
"How are we doing this evening?"
She stumbled to the hotel entrance like a drunk, losing her balance every step of the way. She was getting catcalled but she didn't understand why.
"WOOO!"
"YEAAAHHH!"
"SHAKE IT BABYYYY!"
Disgusted she continued into the hotel where she smiled and greeted guests but ended up with gasps and sneers. They couldn't have known what just happened could they? She needed to get upstairs to Holly's room. He could still be there and possibly tormenting her.
Tom ran up to her and pointed to something behind her.
"Tom? What are you doing here? He's up in Holly Summer's room. I saw him climb into her window...I was out on the ledge...not spying on anyone...er...well you see...it's complicated..."
Tom frantically pointed until Kayla turned and noticed how short her skirt had become, a thread had been pulled and was still caught on something, it was stretched all the way outside. Kayla had almost no cover, you could see her white panties with red hearts. Kayla gasped and covered her groin, this was humiliating. She had to think fast before more people saw. she took off her jacket and tried to cover the back of her too even though it didn't look formal or professional.
"I have to see if I can find another skirt. Something."
Tom looked around the foyer and saw the room marked 'LAUNDRY'
"Well, I'll have to borrow something. Go!"
Tom ran off, Kayla thought maybe she could hide behind a large potted plant until he returned.
"Way to go Kayla" She told herself, "How do you keep doing this to yourself? You only have yourself to blame."
So far nobody noticed her and she wanted to keep it that way. She was feeling cold now, her bare legs were sore, maybe from everything that had occurred up until then. That was weird she started feeling this heat on her back. She sniffed the air. Was that smoke? Was someone smoking in the foyer? Terence wouldn't like that. Her back was getting really hot now. Flaming hot. Kayla looked to her left and right, she was on...
"FIRE!"
Kayla surprised people when she jumped out from behind the large plant and rolled on the carpet floor. All she could think to do was basic stop, drop and roll but it didn't seem to be working.
"Everything's under control!"
Kayla ripped out of her blouse, there was an audible gasp. She rolled on the floor again and patted herself all over. When she stood up and tried to fix her appearance especially her messed up and slightly singed hair. Catching her breath she was able to address the confused onlookers.
"Everyone that was just a fire safety demonstration sponsored by the Grande Royal. We hope that such a situation does not happen to you during your stay..."
Everyone was not looking Kayla in the eye, one was recording everything on their phone. Kayla looked down at her naked body and gulped hard. She tried covering herself. This was it. This was worse than death. Everyone had seen her NAKED! It was like one of those recurring nightmares of going to school in your underwear only a hundred times worse! Kayla saw the mouse by the plant, he was playing with this big Zippo lighter. She wanted to strangle him, pulverize him. This meant war!
He scurried into the kitchen and she could only think of one thing.
"Jacqueline!"
Kayla stood there naked in the kitchen with only cuffs on her wrists and high heels on her feet. Chefs stopped what they were doing, one dropped a big pot they were carrying. What was this perky breasted woman doing in their kitchen?
Kayla didn't know what to do, she had to think fast.
"I um...just...little wardrobe malfunction...nothing to worry about..."
An intimidating woman marched right up to the buff blonde, she had a very strong jawline and what looked like fire in her eyes. Head Chef Harper would ring anyone's neck that wasn't part of her staff entering her workspace. What did that say about Kayla? The British woman was much taller than Kayla would have guessed.
"No! Out of my kitchen this instance!"
Kayla had her hands out, pleading for mercy, "No! Please I need to..."
"No!" Harper threw her apron to the floor, "Terence knows this is my kitchen and I don't want any daft Americans like you running around with your business out in it!"
"I-I have to take care of a pest problem and J- Jacqueline Heights' dessert needs to be up in her room."
"There is no pest problem in here unless I count you!"
"But her dessert..."
"It's being taken care of. Now run along! This ain't Girls Gone Wild!"
Kayla stood her ground, "I swore I'd make sure it got to her. I'm not going anywhere until it's ready to be taken up to her room."
Harper looked her over unimpressed, she wanted to give her a piece of her mind but something was perhaps telling her to go a little easy.
"Fine! But You have to do what I say and not disrespect my kitchen!"
Kayla nodded, not wanting to make her angrier.
"First you'll need a hairnet."
"Right," Kayla was able to breathe easy a moment knowing she wasn't going to be chased out.
Harper tossed Kayla a hairnet, she instinctively stretched it over her head but she was stopped quickly.
"What on Earth are you doing, young lady?"
"I'm putting it on."
Harper almost laughed, "No! Wrong! It's for that!"
She pointed to the small bush of hair on Kayla's groin; Kayla knew she wasn't joking even though that was absurd.
"Come on! Go on then!"
Kayla had to wear the hairnet like a thong or G-string, it was ridiculous looking but it satisfied Harper.
"There then. Looks good. Now let's get a start on these dishes here."
"What?"
Kayla was mortified by the stacks of dishes by the sink, that looked like it would take until dawn.
"B-but I..."
"Look I'm helping you out here, love. The most you can do is help me out. Right?"
Kayla did a double take, this was more work than she bargained for but what choice did she have really?
"I'm not letting you anywhere near the food if that's what you're thinking."
"I just want to make sure everything is perfect."
Harper's eyes narrowed, "You don't think the food I make is? Ha! Of course you're an American girl. What would you know?"
"Hey, I know a lot about fancy food."
Hayley looked her up and down.
"Well I can certainly see where you put it!"
Kayla realized she was staring at her ass.
"Hey!"
Kayla covered her full round cheeks from the frisky Brit who did nothing but cackle in return.
"I'll admit you do look like you work out but I imagine you spend your days on fast food and greasy diners!"
Kayla scoffed, she wanted to do something but there was very little she could at this moment.
"You don't know anything!"
"I know that someone loves her MacDonald's maybe a little too much. Or is it Dairy Queen?" She pondered, tapping her chin.
She handed Kayla a dish rag and the blonde snatched it.
"Ok," she sighed, "I'm on it."
"That's the spirit!" Harper gave one of Kayla's plump butt cheeks a smack that got her moving.
"I want them spotless, love!"
Kayla couldn't believe her, all she could do was pout and work through this pile until the actress' food was ready to be delivered.
Kayla reached for some more soap when she was handed the bottle by someone just out of sight.
"Thanks."
She paused when she saw a certain brown pest sitting on top of one of the stacks of plates. She froze, she saw something close by that would give this little jerk quite the scare. It was a big meat tenderizer.
'Game over' Kayla thought. No way he was getting away this time. 'No more Miss Nice Guy'.
Kayla lifted it all sneaky and brought it down. The mouse saw this big shadow grow large around him and bolted leaving a cloud imprint of his body. The meat tenderizer broke the plates, cracking them up into a fine mess.
"Why you!"
Kayla chased after him, swinging the meat tenderizer like a madwoman, he hopped around the counters, the stoves. He landed on on an ice sculpture of a swan, he slid down its neck when Kayla attacked.
"AH! WHAT IS SHE DOING!"
The chefs screamed thinking she'd lost it, she was destroying everything in her path. One of the larger chefs pulled the meat tenderizer out of her hand while another held her back.
"Did you see him? The mouse was right there!"
"There was no mouse!" One argued.
"Get this loon out of here!"
Harper marched over to see what the commotion was all about.
"I knew I shouldn't have let you in here! You little bimbo! Get the heck out here!"
Kayla saw him, he was right there on Harper's shoulder mocking her, Kayla had to get him before he ran away, she had to save the day.
"Don't move."
"What?" Harper frowned.
Kayla reached for a frying pan hanging from overhead, she took it carefully and slowly raised it.
"Whatever stupidity this is it better end now!"
"Gotcha!"
Kayla swung the frying pan only for the mouse to leap off of Harper's shoulder and Kayla slamming it across her face. Harper had this dumbfounded expression as her whole body spun around and she collapsed without another word. Kayla gasped, she couldn't believe she just did that, she looked at the frying pan like it was a loaded gun. The chefs acknowledged the mouse but more were concerned with Harper being knocked unconscious. They all scattered to protect the food from the fast menace. Kayla noticed a whole counter of desserts. The pest was going right for the one described to Kayla.
"No you little creep! That's Jacqueline's! You don't even realize how important that is!"
The mouse threw a large piece of white cake at her, it hit her square in the chest, he jumped on top of a whip cream can and squirted it into Kayla's mouth, shutting her up. Kayla swallowed it and continued to try and stop him from making a further mess.
"Oh no! They're ruining everything!"
"STOP HER!"
Kayla got up on the counter and tried grabbing him only to make an even bigger mess of things, she was completely covered, ended up blinded by frosting and other sweets.
"Where are you! I'll kill you you little..."
THUD!
The frying pan Kayla used on Harper hit the back of her head. She didn't say another word, she collapsed forward onto the mess.
A food cart slowly made its way down the hallway. Passed out once again, Kayla's naked and cream covered body rolled to a stop in front of Jacqueline Height's room. Jacqueline opened the door and was delighted to find what looked like two big buns covered in frosting and cherries. She saw that the buns belonged to the naked bell hop and was more than delighted to try a taste. She took a glob of the sweet vanilla frost from between Kayla's crack and had a taste.
"Mm! This might be my new favorite!"
Jacqueline took another taste from Kayla's cake, happily savoring the flavor.
Hayley Atwell as Chef Harper
Bryce Dallas Howard as Penelope Underwood
Carmen Electra as Holly Summers
Alexandra Daddario as Jacqueline Heights
To be continued!
