The fact that i can do this right now an my brain hasn't crapped out on me is kinda surprising so IM GONNA USE IT TILL IT BETRAYS ME AN LEAVES ME :3 but to answer some stuf
possible harem but a small one
No extra naruto anime characters it makes me angry when they appear '_'
Maybe some old powers but they will be revamped
but other than that lets do dis shizz
OH AN I DONT OWN A DAMN THING IF I DID ID PAY VIZZY TO ANIMATE THIS AN RENAME MY WOLF.
Weeks ago
666 News studio was packed an as passive-aggressive an well physically aggressive as allays.
"Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy" the dolled up woman said in a customer service kind of way.
"And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos out at pentagram city today as a turf war is raging on the west side!" the man next to her said in a just as fake tone looking like the poster boy for a corporate fallout shelter.
On their news feed the image of Sir Pentious is shown followed by a crude drawing of Cherri flipping the bird .
"Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb" Tom said sounding as interested as he could.
"That's right, Tom! After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!" Katie said pouring on the the interest as a clip of Cherri and Sir Pentious's clash is shown.
"Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?" Tom said setting up the rehearsed lines to his co host "Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail" Katis chimed as she fishes out a tooth and a nail from her mug of coffee "for that hot spot!" she finished the pun as well as the tooth and nail when she drinks more of her coffee.
looking over at the live broadcast Tom focused on Cherri "And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot!" some how managing to wiggles his eyebrows over the mask "Hoohoo!"
"Haha, you are a limp dick jackass Tom! Or should I say" the bipolar co-host from hell says before she pours scalding hot coffee onto his crotch "no dick" a sizzling sound could be heard as tom curls over in pain "Ugh...not again!"
"Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break!" Katie said before she rounded on Tom eyes beginning to glow as she crushes her mug in her hand *Suck it up, you little bi-!" the station cuts to a break before she finishes.
Off to the side away from the cameras but not quite far enough to ignore Tom's whimpering a hyper blond and a white haired woman could be seen getting ready to go on.
The darker woman exhales "Okay! You remember what to say?" she asked prepping her girlfriend watching her inhale before the pale woman gave a confident "Yes! Let's do this!" gaining a serious look at her girlfriends response.
"Just, look at me and I'll mouth it to you" she instructed wanting her to succeed.
"Comeon, Vaggie!" the pale woman starts limbering up an stretching "I know what to say! I just feel like we need to...I don't know" she says rambling a bit as she grabs and throws a doughnut acrossthe room "make things sound more exciting! *Gasp* Hooo! What if I si-" Vaggie cutting Charlie off finishes her sentence "Sing a song about it?"
"You knew I was gonna say that!" Charlie says as she boops Vaggie on the nose in a random act of affection, "Because I know you" vaggie says as she adjusts charlies bow again "But please don't sing!" she says shaking Charliea bit "This is serious!"
"Well, you know, I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!" Charlie says before hopping on to a nearby table with show tune flourish an doughnuts, "But life isn't a musical, hon" Vaggie said placing her hands on hips.
Charlie concedes a bit "But I have these other ideas of what to say!" she starts bouncing a bit as she shows Vaggie a piece of paper covered in marker or crayon "The highlighted bits are the best part!", Vaggie looks on confused for a bit "Uh, it's all highlighted" she said an squints at the paper "Is this a drawing...?"
The happy bubble of a demon dursts "Yes! That's the happy ending, see?!" she begins to fantasize about a happier time for for any who honestly wanted 'everyone smiling and happy in Heaven!'
pinching the bridge of her nose Vaggie says "I don't think it's that simple.
"Just please follow the talking points we went over... And!" she grabs an pulls Charlies to face hers " .sing!"
"Okay, fiiiine" in a whining British accent "I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills!" she salutes Vaggie as she walks over to Killjoy.
Charlie tries to be as calm as she can nervously introduces herself "Hiii! I'm Charlie" as she tries to go for a handshake from the woman "Katie Killjoy" she says in a lack luster tone as she blows out the smoke from her cigarette, "I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie" she says throwing away her cigarette. "And you can put that away" she gestures to Charlie's hand" I don't touch the gays. I have standards!"
Thrown for a loop charlie responds "Yeah? How's uh... how's that working out for ya?" she starts to nervously shift around.
Starting to loose patience "Look, my time is money, so I'll keep this short." Katie says as she pokes Charlie "You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment." she said letting her annoyance be known.
"You might be some royal big shot" she says in a snide tone an fluffs her hair "But that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon" as she raises her hands am makes air quotes "princess wants to advertise."
While Tom can be seen shaking his head in disapproval as Katie boasts about her wealth and influence to Charlie.
"But I" is as far as Charlie can get before Killjoy pokes her chest again "So don't get cute with me, honey, or I will fucking bury you!" before a voice cuts her off "And we're live!" one if the camera crew calls out an Killjoy rushes back to her desk, holding papers while cracking her neck.
"Welcome back! So, Charlotte!" the woman says in her Fake tone once more. "It's... Charlie" she corrects an smiles nervously as a spotlight flashes her way.
Her facade wavering for a second before she carried on "Whatever.
Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about!" killjoy says holding in her outburst by clenching her pen.
charlie looks around as Vaggie motions her to go on "Well" she nervously starts before trying to center herself clears "as most of you know, I was born here in Hell and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everyone around me" she continues in a hopefull tone.
"Hell is my home and" charlie psuses as slug blood splatters across her cheek as Killjoy had found something to take her annoyance out on ,she then wipes off an continues :you are my people. We... we just went through another extermination!" Vaggie gives Charlie two thumbs up for continuing on track as Killjoy quickly starts to lose interest.
"We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given a chance!" Charlie says slamming a hand on the table an walks up from Killjoy's desk. "I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell?"
She walks around the audience "Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption?" she says as she throws her arm around one of the News Cast's staff members "Well, I think yes! So that's what this project aims to achieve!" she says returning to Killjoy's desk "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!"
Her broadcast is being shown at many locations throughout hell from homes to bars and smart devices which demons an at this location being watched by two in particular.
" Do you think she can do it?" Snips asked from his seat on the older beasts shoulder, "... don't know honestly this place is pretty insane in some parts from what iv seen so far" Naru shrugged watching on.
"she's nervous an unsure but her hearts in the right place atleast when it comes to wanting better for her home especially since she's the princess of this place" he continued folding his arms over his chest as he ignored looks from passing demons an imps but the hell hounds were sticking far out of arms reach but curious apparently what ever he smelled like was enough to warrant worry but the kid didn't notice or at least no longer did?.
"I like her she's nice" Snips said in a chipper tone from his perch wishing hells princess worked at the adoption agency instead of the mean people maybe she would have found a family that wanted him ... shaking off the thought an the lump growing in his throat.
"Well I think she can do it plus she's got one person so far an stuf so it's a start " he said distracting himself bringing up a point, tilting his hooded head towards him "One test run already that's hopeful at least maybe she might just be able to do it" Naru said before looking around hearing a vehicle slow to a stop a bit up the road an across the street then looking back at the screen.
"Yup apparently he's a porn star spider that did alot of drugs" Snips said in a matter of fact tone as Naru's eyebrows shot up "... well that a certainly a combination" he said a bit perplexed before continuing "hopefully he's sticking too it so maybe he wants to change so good for him" looking around a bit hearing some commotion.
"Yeah an he's really recognizable I saw what he looked like on the news before fluffy white fur a pink stripe shirt pink gloves a" the sound if a door closing made Naru look over at the car once more doing a double take. "... a single red eye an black boots pink spots"? he interrupted "Yeah how did you know?" Snips asked before crawling over narutos head an looking into his eyes upside down.
He found himself being picked up around his mid section an pointed towards where Naru was looking "Oh" was all Snips said as his whole aura took on a flat tone looking at the spider in questions he secured a small white bag in the fluf sticking out of his shirt.
" Well that doesn't bode well"
Hopping out the car Angel thought 'gotta love when your plug is reliable now to get outta here before anyone could see's, "You probably shouldn't be doing that" "AHH SHIT" a child's voice startled the ever loving hell out of him, he whipped around looking down ready to tell the little tattle tale off only to be looking at the legs of what looked to be a hell hound as his eyes traveled up.
A damn tree trunk walking could best describe this fucker infront if him, tilting his head back an seeing who ever it was had atleast a head an a half of height on him an on his shoulder sat the kid in question the have him a heart attack.
"Charlie said you were doing good with your drug stuf" The kid said in a flat tone that drew an indignant "Whaa" from the spider "Apparently she thinks you've been on your best behavior, she's on the news right now talked about you not too long ago" Naru said not sounding impressed.
"Oh who the hell are you two supposed to be the morality police" Angel said getting annoyed like anything he did was any if their business.
" Well at this point I'm just wondering how that girl put any faith in you as far as I can tell It's hotel things started what couple days ago?" Naru asked with a raised eyebrow hidden by his hood before Snips chimed in "I think it's been a week or two".
"Phfft wow a bit better but not by much" Naru snorted thinking maybe the hotel was gonna crash an burn if this guy was the test run.
Taking offence Angel geared up to curse both the squeaker an the giant fur bag out "First off you both can get hit by a fucken-" an explosion rocked the area before he could finish.
All three look up the road to see the two from the news still fighting an turning buildings into parking lots, sending anyone in their path scrambling or to pieces, "Ah shit cherri" Angel started to take off towards the fighting "wait hold up a minute" the squeaker from earlier yelled stopping him.
"The hell do you want from my life" the spider said being the ever smart ass.
"Charlie is already on TV right? if you get seen the mean lady is gonna use it against her an she's already having a hard time" the pup said genuinely worried only to be met with a flat look.
"... an thats my problem how" the spider said truly not giving a damn, ignoring him the young hound tapped Naru's hood making him look over "your super tough right" the kid asked, "yes?" was the confused answer he received "Tough enough to beat up that guy?" pointing at the egg an explosive toting machine the kid asked hopefully.
".. pretty sure but why?" Naru asked trying figure out where this was going, "You can help his friend an the nice hotel lady an cuntjoy can shut up" Snips said with a small growl at the end slightly amusing the older beast "You really don't like her but it's not our business kid"
"But what if it helps Charlie with her plan an she can help make stuf better... plus I'm almost out if ear money an sleeping in a real bed would be nice" at that Snips crawled on Naru's head once more with only his eyes poking over the hoods brim, red an white puppy dog eyes stared into glowing red an blue before the elder beasts eye twitched.
more explosions went off found the road
" IIGHT FUCK THIS" Angel dust turned to run again but was grabbed as the Kid ran around to the front of him his shirt was released "don't worry the situation is being taken care of" the squeaker said As angel just fussed over his clothing and smoothed it out turning around to curse out the larger hound for grabbing him Is only to have his words die in his throat.
The sounds of cracking and grinding could be heard as Naru was pulling a fire hydrant from the ground before the cement gave way and murky water started firing up from the ground as he finished pulling the metal shaft that it was connected to completely out and setting it over his shoulder like a baseball bat.
His hood now blown off by the water Angel dust got an actual look at the now unfamiliar thing, then he made eye contact and a feeling started set in.
The feeling growing in him felt akin to being at the zoo an the lions cage was open, the beast watching staking behind the open door , scrutinized an picked apart reminding him of other beings of hell that his contract holder had no choice but to play nice with, angry things that had their pick of the food chain kinds of freaks.
"Stay here an keep him out of trouble" the that the hound was gone leaving snips staring at angel dust who was still stuck there calming down from the panic.
Cherri bomb hoisted the rocket launcher over her shoulder an aimed at Sir Pentious returning after the last wave if dumb ass eggs an bombs "Fucking annoying lispy bastard you done spamming your parental fuckups yet" as she took out more eggs.
" Oh yes of course just after you die" Sir Pentious said between the two he had more resources on hand and was pushing her back from his observation deck of his already slightly broken machinery.
The sound of crunching and metal could be heard as something shot through the lower Bay's and continue its way up until the control room in flu by Sir Pentious
"WASSS THAT A FUCKING JAVELIN" The machinery around him grinned , sparked and caught fire as the ship slowly went lower until it hit ground level.
Cherri stood there shocked wondering where the hell that big ass piece of metal came from cause it sure as hell wasn't wasn't her until she heard heavy footsteps behind her " You're Angel's friend right?".
The voice startling her unfamiliar she almost whipped around and fired Until it processed what was asked "..yeesahh He's a friend of mine" She said confused wondering who this damn wall was, " Good then he owes you a favor and he can't be seen getting into trouble" Naru said as he looked over an could hear rattling from the downed ship as more eggs came out.
'...You have to be joking of all the things to use for this shit' He thought while yes a lot of them were armed but you throw a rock you could probably take out 2 or 3 by accident... actually looking around an seeing a chunk of concrete with rebar bits sticking out he grabbed it before whipping it like a frisbee towards an incoming group popping them an spilling yoke everywhere.
Looking over at cherri he asked "This guy isn't that bright is he" he asked making her cackle " Nope just a real annoying tinker toy sandbox asshole so let's stomp this fucker out" she said with a big toothy grin.
Back at the studio
"Wow!" A Gray demon among the crowd suddenly grows shadowed "That was shit!" he heckled after Charli finished her song.
Everyone in the audience including Killjoy and Trench begin to laugh at Charlie. Charlie looks crushed and devastated and slumps back down to her seat. Others voiced their disinterest in their boo's from the news room outwards.
"What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good!... just because!?" Katie continues to laugh.
"Well, we have a patron already, who believes in our cause and he's shown incredible progress" Charlie says to the woman who feigns shock "Oh? And who might that be?"
Charlie tries to look smug and confident hoping the answer is good enough "Oh, just someone named... Angel Dust!"
"The porn star" Tom asks before katie turns to him menacingly "You fucking would, Tom!" before she turns back to Charlie "In any case, that's not even an accomplishment.
I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube" she motions doing a crude gesture.
"Oh, I beg to differ!" Charlie begins to count on her fingers "He's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now"
Breaking News!
Killjoy shoves Charlie away from her desk as she addresses the audience and camera "We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed."
The live feed shows Naru punting a car making it slide an flip over repeatedly crushing multiple eggs over with cherry throwing grenades at Sir Pentious with visible laughter in the background as Charlie stares at the screen in shock getting a strange feeling "... I feel like somethings been averted". The strange feeling continuing as the feed went on before the feed zoomed in on the sparking ship.
Suddenly Cherri was pushed out of the way as Sir Pentious's ship was repaired enough to fire two of its heavy guns launching a bomb each before they broke. One striking the hellhound an making him stagget back an the other detonating on impact setting everything around him a blaze with him no longer in sight.
Katie Killjoy looks at the audience"Oh, shit folks it seems this new player is out of the game how unfortunate but oh well thats the name of the gam...game... what .. what so you mean he's getting back up" looking back at the feed everyone from eggs to audience stopped as they watched a shadowy figure in the rise from a crouched standing in the all but nuclear fire.
A deep growl carrying clear as day could be heard through the broadcast.
They watched the figure lower his head as his shoulders raised , then his head snapped back an for afew seconds everything got quiet as bubble grew in the fire until it popped an chaos broke loose.
The glass in the immediate area shattered, even the news camera splintered and the eggs were all wiped out their little world's exploding as the vibrations from the roar traveled reaching unintended listener's of all kinds, but the last of the street lights that remained flickering showed him to what remains of the cameras.
A deep red coat an a body an ears far larger than any hellhound should be but the most menacing thing was its eyes, Neon like red and blue trailed in the air as he stalked towards Sir Pentious who was trying crawl away or for a weapon of some kind.
His hand coming across a chain binder Launching it at the freak of nature walking towards him In the hopes of giving him enough time to get away, unfortunately those hopes were dashed as the beast threw his arm out and allowed it to be wrapped by the chain before he stood still.
Bringing the chained arm up to his face he stared at the length of the chain for a few seconds before looking back at Sir Pentious then opened his mouth chomping down ripping away the layer's of chain shredding it an letting it drop away from his arm, his jaws moved chewing the bits the sound of grinding an crunching now filling the airways through the last working mic.
" How the fuck... what the fuck" Sir Pentious dropped the weapon wide eyed shock, him an that crazy bitch fought for hours but this fuzzy psycho shows up an the whole thing goes up in smoke.
"... You know at first i was gonna kick your ass an get this shit over with" Naru said between crunching on the metal before spitting it out the bits sounds like pennies bouncing across the street.
"But you made this slightly personal" his eyes blazed brighter an he began stalking closer "wha.!what.!? wait WAIT ACH!" Sir Pentious's scramble backwards was cut off by clawed iron like hand clutching on to his head an lifting him "I can't tell tell you just difficult it is to piss me off " Naru's voice changing to a growl his face twisted into a snarl.
"The fuck did I even do to you" the snake demon asked frantically trying to escape before the hand gripped on tighter a new wave of pressure growing on his brain making him go limp losing motor functions for afew seconds.
"Do you have any idea how much it hurts to get shot in the dick by a mortar shell? no? well LETS SEE IF THIS HURTS MORE!" Naru roared opening his mouth an clamping down on the snakes skull spraying blood as half of it was torn away.
Back at the news broadcast
Killjoy and Trench watch the feed shocked then proceed to look at each other an do Jazz hands "Ratings!" they said excited as Charlie stares at the live feed in distress, all her life she had seen so many different beings in hell an the variety of sinners.
There weren't many that had taken the form of something hellhound like but the ones that did were basically glorified pumped up werewolves so this was either a sinner that could join the hotel or there was something new in hell.
...SOMETHING NEW IN HELL!
Charlie hopped up in giddiness before taking off around the table grabbing Vaggies hand dragging her along "we gotta find him!" charlie said running them through the door " wait what!?" was vaggies distressed esponse.
Killjoy looks back at the camera "Well, it sure looks like there's a new kid on the block" she pauses "Well more like breaking the block" she chuckled ar her own wittiness, Tom chuckled before following up " He sure is Katie but question who is the mystery beast that's made one hell of an entrance" at this a still image of Naru snarling his eyes alight with rage was displayed with a question mark next to it.
In the elevator going down to the ground floor Charlie couldn't stop bouncing around at the new aspect of a second the second candidate or meeting the new hell species.
"Isn't this so exciting!?" charlie said hugging her Girlfriend her eyes twinkling while vaggie on the other hand looked apprehensive of the whole thing, "Are you sure you wanna go meet this guy you saw how violent he was... im pretty sure he ate that snake guys brain" she finished feeling her skin crawl.
The elevator doors opened as Charlie rushed them an headed for the front door "I'm sure he perfectly reasonable" Charlie said in a chipper tone before her phone vibrated showing Angel Dusts picture.
minutes later
The royal family limousine can be seen driving back to the hotel. Charlie sits next to vaggie with her hands clasped fingers laced together in front of her face her eyes twinkling more than even last time as she bounced in her seat, Angel dust rummaged about trying to find alcohol in the vehicle and failing with an attitude.
"Would it kill you to taco munchers to have a drop of alcohol in this damn thing" Angel rudely said getting a rise out if vaggie "Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?!"
Groaning Angel replies "Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?!" Vaggie sits further back into the seat an resisting the urge to grab her knife an stabb the porn star she crosses her arms "I'm gonna kill 'em"
" Is it really necessary for you both to be beckering right now" Capturing he arguing pair's attention as the wolf spoke up from his spot on the floor at the other end of the limousine, he sat with his arms folded and cross legged, they had assumed he was asleep once he put his head down the smaller hellhound had been the first to pass out on the seating next to him using the remains of Naru's jacket as a pillow.
Raising his head backup and looking at the other three, one of his eyebrows lifting up at the bouncing one as he heard a whisper scream "even his eyes are different colors" the wolf had repress a snort seeing her start kicking her feet, shaking his head he continued "So my tiny friend here says you run a hotel that's trying to redeem sinners" looking over at Angel an slightly narrowing his eyes knowing what he was up too earlier.
"... what" The spider said trying to seem innocent... and failing as vaggieb instantly got suspicious "what? I didn't even blow anybody up or get involved" Angel said trying to defend himself before looking over at Charlie now looking at him and Vaggie pinning him with a flat look.
"Ok so I went out a got a little blow big deal" The spider finally admitted causing Charlie's shoulders to sag in disapproval.
"what if someone had seen you I was just on the news it would have been horrible for us" she said thankful that the night went mostly smooth. "meh I doubt it would-a been that bad" Angel said with a nonchalant shrug causing Naru to facepalm an pissing vaggie off she grits her teeth an speaks in her native language "¡Con una mierda malparido hijo de-!"
The limousine arrives at the hotel as the hotel door opens, revealing a very old and dirty establishment, Vaggie throws herself on the couch, facing the wall "Ugh!"
Angel Dust rummages through the fridge leaning by the wall and grabbing a box of Popsies he looks at them an shrugs.
"Eh, it's probably a good idea to get some actual food in this place. Y'know, to feed all the wayward souls you got in here! Ahahaha! Ahaha...! eh... ah..." he closes the fridge door an sees Charlie looking stressed an thinking to herself, quietly he contemplates comforting Charlie but decides to back off not really knowing what to say.
Heavy footsteps an lite snores let themselves be known as Naru walked into the room, Snips still knocked out as he sat on the larger beasts shoulders using his head as a pillow. "Is there any where to get stuf to eat near by?" The wolf asked looking around the disheveled place.
"Mostly fast food spots" Vaggie answered from the couch turning over an sitting up.
His ear flickering he nodded an walked over to her carefully picking up Snips an laying him on the couch near her "Could you keep him out if trouble for a bit I gotta use the can" he says walking across the room towards the hall
Confusion setting in Vaggie called out "wait how do you know where it is" knowing the shaggy giant had never been here before she watched him raise a finger up to his ear "I can hear the water in the pipes" was all he said before dissipearing behind the first floor bathroom door.
Staring wide eyed "Hmm good ears" she said impressed before she felt the smaller hound shift around an cuddle into her, looking down seeing him curled up resting he head on her lap.
"...needy little guy aren't you?" Vaggie quietly asked as she rested a hand on the pups head running fingers over his fur, Charlie smiling at the moment exits the hotel and tries to contact her mother.
Taking out her phone going through her contact list she tapped on one of the names the phone kets out a screaming chime as it rings but goes to voicemail.
"Hey, mom. I know I keep calling and you must be busy... Really busy... But, um, the interview went ok ... well the laughing aside and the turf war we met the red hellhound? im not sure what he is actually but he's definitely new to hell but he dosent act like a new sinner but he's really nice at least" she stands up looking at the sky " It feels like good things are gonna happen hope I hear from you soon mom Love you, bye..."
Charlie hangs up an walks back in and leans by the door in thinking of all the ways the day could have gone as a sudden knock can be heard from the other side of the door, surprising her an she contemplates on whether or not to open the door but decides to open it anyway.
"Hel-" the door is slammed shut panic etched across charlies face befote she tries to open the door again seeing the same toothy grin "lo!" she slams door against his face once more "Hey, Vaggie?"
"Whaaaat?" Vaggie asked looking up from the fuzzy stress ball stand in to her girlfriend, "The Radio Demon is at the door!" Charlie said sounding stressed.
"What?!" she said relaxed mood ripped away, Angel Dust strolls back into the room an takes the popsicle from his mouth "Uh... who?", ignoreing the spider "What should I do?!" Charlie asked freaking out "Uh, well, don't let him in!" was the annoyed response she got.
Charlie seems to consider for afew moments ... before curiosity wins out, deciding to disregard Vaggie's advice nd opens the door "May I speak now?" The toothy man asked politely, Charlie suprised by his manners she replies "You may".
The overlord reaches a hand out "Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart!" completely ignoring personal space am pilling Charlie towards him in a side hug "Quite a pleasure!" walking past her he continued
"Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiascos on the picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What performances! the singing the explosions, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha" running his hand over the mic staff "sooo many orphans..."
A harpoon is points towards his chest "Stop right there, cabrón hijo de perra! I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy talkshow shitlord!" Vaggies says angered by Alastor being there the, the loss of her on the couch an the loud voices woke Snips up as he sat up one if his ears drooping down an the other points up a groggy confused look on his face.
Alastor using finger to move the harpoon away "Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here..." the air around them became static an floating symbols began floating eyes 2 into his demonic form freaking out Charlie an vaggie "I would've done so already..." he said with a wider than what should be smile .
A startled yelp caught everyone's attention as they looked over the couch seeing the pup peering over the back of it looking at Alastor, a muffled growl soon started to be heard down the hall.
The two women of the house shared a wide eyed look remembering the other guest ... their very destructive guest "Oh shi" a door was blown off the hinges an shattered into the wall in front of it, black smoke poured out into the hallway from the now door less room making its way to the sitting room.
"... well that's peculiar" the radio demon said before a red clawed hand appeared dug into the frame leaving gouges, "... oh no oh no oh no" Charlie said rushing down the hallway to stop the house from being destroyed.
